Trouble in Paradise
By: InuLover
A/N: Hello! I'm back and SO SORRY for not updating sooner. Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. I know I did ^_^ Well, this story is coming to a close! I do, however, have another story in the back of my mind and I will start right away on it! One more question: Should I have a sequel to a sequel? I don't think I should but I will give you plenty of info on their kids when they are in their teen years ^_^ Review please!
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha but I still fantasize about it
Chapter 16: Wedding Bells and groping
!*
The wedding was held in the back yard of the Higurashi shrine, where Kagome used to live. Rows and rows of white chairs lined the yard and were decorated with white roses.
Kagome and Sango were busy getting ready. Their dresses were similar. Kagome and Sango went shopping together just so that they wouldn't get the same dress. Kagomes dress was a white, strapless wedding gown and flowers made out of diamonds. Sangos was much longer than Kagomes. Sangos dress has thin straps and dragged a foot behind her. Jewels were embedded in it only at the top. It was a simple dress for a simple woman. Sango was never into flashy clothing or anything complicated.
Kagome had hired someone to do her makeup for her and Sango was busy running frantically around Kagomes moms house looking for her shoes.
"DAMN IT!" Sango yelled and she tore up Ms. Higurashi's house.
"Sango. If you keep cursing, just think how your child will act. By the way, your shoes are in my old bedroom. Its upstairs, first door on your right." Kagome yelled from the bathroom.
"Why didn't you tell me that sooner Kagome?" Sango yelled back with a hint of anger in her voice.
"I didn't know what in the hell you were doing." Kagome smiled. "Perfect, Ayume, just perfect. Thanks a lot!"
Ayume bowed low to Kagome and started to clean up her mess.
Sango ran upstairs and looked in Kagomes bedroom. Sure enough, Sangos box that her shoes came in was sitting right beside Kagomes on her old bed.
Sango opened the box and slipped her shoes on. She went gracefully down stairs, making sure not the step on her dress.
"Kagome?" Sango said looking around.
"I'm in the bathroom." Kagome yelled.
Sango entered the bathroom and put on her eye shadow and then her lipstick.
"Girls, you need to be ready in 30 minutes!" Ms. Higurashi yelled from the front door.
"Ok mom!" Kagome yelled back.
"Sango I'm so excited!" Kagome said practically pouncing on Sango.
"I know me too! I just hope Miroku doesn't do anything perverted. Kami what a catastrophe that would be."
"Don't even say that Sango! Your wedding will be beautiful!" Kagome smiled. Sango returned the smile.
"Are you ready yet?" Sango asked putting on her lipstick.
"Yeah just let me grab my shoes." Kagome said rushing up the stairs.
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
"What the hell was that?" Sango said to no one in particular and sat down her lipstick. She entered the living room to see Kagome lying on the ground.
"Kagome! What happened?" Sango said shaking Kagome slightly.
Kagome sat up and grabbed her head.
"KAMI that did not feel good. I got up about 2 or 3 steps and tripped on my dress and fell down the stairs."
"Kagome... *sigh* I cant turn my back on you for a second!"
"Aw you know you love me." Kagome said joking.
20 minutes later*! *piano music starts*
InuYashas POV
I stand there waiting for my beautiful Kagome to appear. I sneak a look at Miroku and he looks like he was going to shit his pants. I couldn't help but stifle a laugh.
I hear the piano sound meaning Kagome and Sango are on their way.
Kagome is lead down the isle by that old man. Must be her grandpa even though I never met him. Her dad died of that stupid disease and every time its brought up she cries her eyes out. I hate it when she cries. She's crying right now but its just because she's happy. At least I hope so. I know I am the happiest man alive.
Kagome finally makes it to me and I grab her hand and squeeze it slightly. She looks so beautiful. No. Must focus.
Kagomes POV
I'm so nervous I think I'm sweating. How gross. The preacher finally gets on with our ceremony.
Narrators POV
The preacher moved on through the ceremony without hesitation.
"If there is anyone now, who believes theses two couples should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Kagome, InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku frantically search around the audience of family and friends. Kagome spots a familiar face.
"Oh shit. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything.
Kagome prays.
"I think Kagome and InuYasha should not be wed!"
"Who said that?" The preacher scans the crowd.
"I did." Kouga stands up.
"Damn it." Kagome mutters. She looks up at Sango. Sangos eye were as wide as saucers.
"Why do you believe they should not be married?" The preacher asks.
"Kagome my sweet. You rightfully belong to me. You are my woman not dogturds!"
Sigh. not again.
"Kouga. First off, YOU WERENT IUNVITED TO MY WEDDING SO GET OUT OF MY YARD BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE. Second, I'm not yours. I never was yours. I will never be yours. Go away. Stay out of my life. FOREVER!"
Kouga was not about to give up that easily. He made his way to the couples. Kouga grabbed Kagomes wrist and pleaded with all his heart, "Kagome I love you. Isn't that enough?"
"No its not. Now let me go." Kagome tried to get her wrist back but her efforts went unrewarding.
InuYasha stepped in.
"Kouga, let her go."
"Never." Kouga said with a smirk.
"Kouga, do you remember the last time I was at your house?"
"Yeah what about it?"
"Don't you remember what I did?"
.
"I kicked your ass. I will do it again if you don't leave."
Kouga backed away at this.
"Kagome, my love, you haven't heard the last of me!"
"Can we continue?" Sango said.
"Of course." The preacher said. Everyone just pretended that nothing happened.
"InuYasha, you may kiss your bride. Miroku, I've known you since you were a boy and you've grown up so well. Miroku, you may kiss your bride without groping her!" The preacher said.
Miroku blushed a deep crimson and everyone just laughed.
InuYasha pulled Kagome into a sweet innocent kiss on the lips. Miroku did a very passionate kiss and *tried* not to grope her but his hand *slipped*.
Sango got angry but didn't want to embarrass him anymore so she controlled her anger.
The brides maids "awed" as did everyone else. When the wedding was over, everyone stood up and headed to the building were the reception was held.
The couples ran off with white rose petals raining down on them. They got in their limo and drove off.
Inside the Limo *!
SMACK
WHAM
"OW! What was that for?" Miroku rubbed his cheek.
"That was for groping me at my wedding!"
"Hey! Hey! OUR wedding!" Miroku corrected.
"Hpmh. See if you get laid tonight." Sango said. She smiled mentally. That should get him to apologize.
"Sango baby! I'm so sorry! My hand slipped! Please don't hold it against me!"
"HA! I knew you couldn't resist my love." Sango laughed.
O_O
"I hope we never act like them." InuYasha said.
"I hope you never grope me like he does." Kagome stared.
"If I do that to you, shoot me." InuYasha said.
"Don't worry I wont hesitate!" Kagome said laughing. InuYasha laughed with her.
The couples rode in silence until,
"WEEE!!! I'm GOING TO GET SOOO HAMMERED TONIGHT!" Miroku said randomly
O_O;
"What the hell brought that up?" Sango said and a confused/scared look on her face.
"I dunno. I just want to get really drunk tonight!" Miroku said excitedly practically jumping up and down.
"Well let me tell you now, you aint kissin me with beer on your breath!" Sango said laughing.
"That's ok Ill just brush my teeth." Miroku laughed.
The limo pulled up to a huge, white building were the reception was held. The outside looked humble but the inside was bombing with loud music.
When everyone arrived, the dancing commenced. The DJ came on the mic and announced, "Ok everyone! ITS TIME TO CUT THE CAKE! Will Sango, InuYasha, Miroku, and Kagome head up this way!"
There was 2 cakes, one for each couple. They were beautifully decorated with white icing and red sprinkles with the tradition "bride and groom" decorating the top.
Kagome took the knife and InuYasha put his hand over hers and helped her cut the cake. Miroku took the knife with Sango and did the same.
Sango picked up a piece and grinned evilly.
"Open up wide Miroku!" She said trying not to laugh. Sango shoved a HUGE piece of cake in Mirokus face.
"Hey now! Two can play at that game!" Miroku grabbed an even bigger piece and shoved it in Sangos face.
Everyone burst out laughing at their behavior.
Kagome grinned the same evil grin at InuYasha. InuYasha caught on and said, "Hey now don't you even think about it!" InuYasha said scared.
"Well, you know what they say! Do as the Romans do!" Kagome said laughing. InuYasha grabbed her hand to keep her from smothering him in cake.
"But Kagome! Were not in Rome!" InuYasha pleaded.
"I don't care! Mwahahhaha!" Kagome said and shoved the cake in InuYasha's face.
InuYasha took a piece of cake and shove it in Kagomes face just like Miroku.
"Oh Kagome darling that look is SO sexy on you!" InuYasha said smiling. Kagome smiled at him and leaned in to kiss him, tasting only the cake and not his lips.
"Hm. I should smother you in cake more often! You taste even better then before!"
InuYasha laughed, "I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult."
SMACK!
Kagome looked over at a very red faced Sango. "What happened?"
"He did it AGAIN! First at our wedding now here! GODS please help me!"
Mirokus red cheek speaked for itself. "Sango I SWEAR I didn't do anything!"
"Uh. Miroku, you had cake on her hands and guess where that cake ended up?" InuYasha said.
"I dunno." Miroku said stupidly.
"ON MY ASS YOU JERK!" Sango screamed and made everyone wince.
"Oh. Is that were it went?" Miroku said scratching the back of his head.
"UGH! I cant believe you!" Sango fumed and stormed off.
*blink*blink*
*crickets chirping*
"What they hell are you people staring at? Go dance or something!" InuYasha yelled. The music started back up and everyone just went back to drinking and dancing.
"I'm going to go find Sango and clean up. I suggest you get cleaned up too!" Kagome said laughing.
"Ha, ha, ha. I'll get you back tonight for that!" InuYasha said.
"Well come on Miroku. Lets go change and have a wonderful time! This tuxedo is annoying and I wanna get some regular clothes on."
"I hear ya buddy." InuYasha and Miroku set off for the bathroom while Kagome went to the girls bathroom to change and find Sango.
!* Well did ya like? I would've made it longer but I have to start on Yet ANOTHER story that I am making with one of my friends. See ya!
Thanks to: AquaRika & Waterlily216
AquaRika: YOU KILLED THE CAKE?! O_O; Well, I guess Miroku and the others did too.
Waterlily216: Yes she didn't die! I'm not THAT mean. Well, I guess I am since I made her die in my one-shot. I felt really bad that day. After I wrote that one-shot it made me feel better. Its not like I WANTED Kagome to die! I wish Kikyo would burn in hell. I like Kagome.. I'm rambling aren't I. GOD I don't know how I do it but I seem to ramble whenever I type something. IM DOING IT AGAIN! GOD DAMN IT!
Well review ^.^;
By: InuLover
A/N: Hello! I'm back and SO SORRY for not updating sooner. Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. I know I did ^_^ Well, this story is coming to a close! I do, however, have another story in the back of my mind and I will start right away on it! One more question: Should I have a sequel to a sequel? I don't think I should but I will give you plenty of info on their kids when they are in their teen years ^_^ Review please!
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha but I still fantasize about it
Chapter 16: Wedding Bells and groping
!*
The wedding was held in the back yard of the Higurashi shrine, where Kagome used to live. Rows and rows of white chairs lined the yard and were decorated with white roses.
Kagome and Sango were busy getting ready. Their dresses were similar. Kagome and Sango went shopping together just so that they wouldn't get the same dress. Kagomes dress was a white, strapless wedding gown and flowers made out of diamonds. Sangos was much longer than Kagomes. Sangos dress has thin straps and dragged a foot behind her. Jewels were embedded in it only at the top. It was a simple dress for a simple woman. Sango was never into flashy clothing or anything complicated.
Kagome had hired someone to do her makeup for her and Sango was busy running frantically around Kagomes moms house looking for her shoes.
"DAMN IT!" Sango yelled and she tore up Ms. Higurashi's house.
"Sango. If you keep cursing, just think how your child will act. By the way, your shoes are in my old bedroom. Its upstairs, first door on your right." Kagome yelled from the bathroom.
"Why didn't you tell me that sooner Kagome?" Sango yelled back with a hint of anger in her voice.
"I didn't know what in the hell you were doing." Kagome smiled. "Perfect, Ayume, just perfect. Thanks a lot!"
Ayume bowed low to Kagome and started to clean up her mess.
Sango ran upstairs and looked in Kagomes bedroom. Sure enough, Sangos box that her shoes came in was sitting right beside Kagomes on her old bed.
Sango opened the box and slipped her shoes on. She went gracefully down stairs, making sure not the step on her dress.
"Kagome?" Sango said looking around.
"I'm in the bathroom." Kagome yelled.
Sango entered the bathroom and put on her eye shadow and then her lipstick.
"Girls, you need to be ready in 30 minutes!" Ms. Higurashi yelled from the front door.
"Ok mom!" Kagome yelled back.
"Sango I'm so excited!" Kagome said practically pouncing on Sango.
"I know me too! I just hope Miroku doesn't do anything perverted. Kami what a catastrophe that would be."
"Don't even say that Sango! Your wedding will be beautiful!" Kagome smiled. Sango returned the smile.
"Are you ready yet?" Sango asked putting on her lipstick.
"Yeah just let me grab my shoes." Kagome said rushing up the stairs.
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
"What the hell was that?" Sango said to no one in particular and sat down her lipstick. She entered the living room to see Kagome lying on the ground.
"Kagome! What happened?" Sango said shaking Kagome slightly.
Kagome sat up and grabbed her head.
"KAMI that did not feel good. I got up about 2 or 3 steps and tripped on my dress and fell down the stairs."
"Kagome... *sigh* I cant turn my back on you for a second!"
"Aw you know you love me." Kagome said joking.
20 minutes later*! *piano music starts*
InuYashas POV
I stand there waiting for my beautiful Kagome to appear. I sneak a look at Miroku and he looks like he was going to shit his pants. I couldn't help but stifle a laugh.
I hear the piano sound meaning Kagome and Sango are on their way.
Kagome is lead down the isle by that old man. Must be her grandpa even though I never met him. Her dad died of that stupid disease and every time its brought up she cries her eyes out. I hate it when she cries. She's crying right now but its just because she's happy. At least I hope so. I know I am the happiest man alive.
Kagome finally makes it to me and I grab her hand and squeeze it slightly. She looks so beautiful. No. Must focus.
Kagomes POV
I'm so nervous I think I'm sweating. How gross. The preacher finally gets on with our ceremony.
Narrators POV
The preacher moved on through the ceremony without hesitation.
"If there is anyone now, who believes theses two couples should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Kagome, InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku frantically search around the audience of family and friends. Kagome spots a familiar face.
"Oh shit. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't say anything.
Kagome prays.
"I think Kagome and InuYasha should not be wed!"
"Who said that?" The preacher scans the crowd.
"I did." Kouga stands up.
"Damn it." Kagome mutters. She looks up at Sango. Sangos eye were as wide as saucers.
"Why do you believe they should not be married?" The preacher asks.
"Kagome my sweet. You rightfully belong to me. You are my woman not dogturds!"
Sigh. not again.
"Kouga. First off, YOU WERENT IUNVITED TO MY WEDDING SO GET OUT OF MY YARD BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE. Second, I'm not yours. I never was yours. I will never be yours. Go away. Stay out of my life. FOREVER!"
Kouga was not about to give up that easily. He made his way to the couples. Kouga grabbed Kagomes wrist and pleaded with all his heart, "Kagome I love you. Isn't that enough?"
"No its not. Now let me go." Kagome tried to get her wrist back but her efforts went unrewarding.
InuYasha stepped in.
"Kouga, let her go."
"Never." Kouga said with a smirk.
"Kouga, do you remember the last time I was at your house?"
"Yeah what about it?"
"Don't you remember what I did?"
.
"I kicked your ass. I will do it again if you don't leave."
Kouga backed away at this.
"Kagome, my love, you haven't heard the last of me!"
"Can we continue?" Sango said.
"Of course." The preacher said. Everyone just pretended that nothing happened.
"InuYasha, you may kiss your bride. Miroku, I've known you since you were a boy and you've grown up so well. Miroku, you may kiss your bride without groping her!" The preacher said.
Miroku blushed a deep crimson and everyone just laughed.
InuYasha pulled Kagome into a sweet innocent kiss on the lips. Miroku did a very passionate kiss and *tried* not to grope her but his hand *slipped*.
Sango got angry but didn't want to embarrass him anymore so she controlled her anger.
The brides maids "awed" as did everyone else. When the wedding was over, everyone stood up and headed to the building were the reception was held.
The couples ran off with white rose petals raining down on them. They got in their limo and drove off.
Inside the Limo *!
SMACK
WHAM
"OW! What was that for?" Miroku rubbed his cheek.
"That was for groping me at my wedding!"
"Hey! Hey! OUR wedding!" Miroku corrected.
"Hpmh. See if you get laid tonight." Sango said. She smiled mentally. That should get him to apologize.
"Sango baby! I'm so sorry! My hand slipped! Please don't hold it against me!"
"HA! I knew you couldn't resist my love." Sango laughed.
O_O
"I hope we never act like them." InuYasha said.
"I hope you never grope me like he does." Kagome stared.
"If I do that to you, shoot me." InuYasha said.
"Don't worry I wont hesitate!" Kagome said laughing. InuYasha laughed with her.
The couples rode in silence until,
"WEEE!!! I'm GOING TO GET SOOO HAMMERED TONIGHT!" Miroku said randomly
O_O;
"What the hell brought that up?" Sango said and a confused/scared look on her face.
"I dunno. I just want to get really drunk tonight!" Miroku said excitedly practically jumping up and down.
"Well let me tell you now, you aint kissin me with beer on your breath!" Sango said laughing.
"That's ok Ill just brush my teeth." Miroku laughed.
The limo pulled up to a huge, white building were the reception was held. The outside looked humble but the inside was bombing with loud music.
When everyone arrived, the dancing commenced. The DJ came on the mic and announced, "Ok everyone! ITS TIME TO CUT THE CAKE! Will Sango, InuYasha, Miroku, and Kagome head up this way!"
There was 2 cakes, one for each couple. They were beautifully decorated with white icing and red sprinkles with the tradition "bride and groom" decorating the top.
Kagome took the knife and InuYasha put his hand over hers and helped her cut the cake. Miroku took the knife with Sango and did the same.
Sango picked up a piece and grinned evilly.
"Open up wide Miroku!" She said trying not to laugh. Sango shoved a HUGE piece of cake in Mirokus face.
"Hey now! Two can play at that game!" Miroku grabbed an even bigger piece and shoved it in Sangos face.
Everyone burst out laughing at their behavior.
Kagome grinned the same evil grin at InuYasha. InuYasha caught on and said, "Hey now don't you even think about it!" InuYasha said scared.
"Well, you know what they say! Do as the Romans do!" Kagome said laughing. InuYasha grabbed her hand to keep her from smothering him in cake.
"But Kagome! Were not in Rome!" InuYasha pleaded.
"I don't care! Mwahahhaha!" Kagome said and shoved the cake in InuYasha's face.
InuYasha took a piece of cake and shove it in Kagomes face just like Miroku.
"Oh Kagome darling that look is SO sexy on you!" InuYasha said smiling. Kagome smiled at him and leaned in to kiss him, tasting only the cake and not his lips.
"Hm. I should smother you in cake more often! You taste even better then before!"
InuYasha laughed, "I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult."
SMACK!
Kagome looked over at a very red faced Sango. "What happened?"
"He did it AGAIN! First at our wedding now here! GODS please help me!"
Mirokus red cheek speaked for itself. "Sango I SWEAR I didn't do anything!"
"Uh. Miroku, you had cake on her hands and guess where that cake ended up?" InuYasha said.
"I dunno." Miroku said stupidly.
"ON MY ASS YOU JERK!" Sango screamed and made everyone wince.
"Oh. Is that were it went?" Miroku said scratching the back of his head.
"UGH! I cant believe you!" Sango fumed and stormed off.
*blink*blink*
*crickets chirping*
"What they hell are you people staring at? Go dance or something!" InuYasha yelled. The music started back up and everyone just went back to drinking and dancing.
"I'm going to go find Sango and clean up. I suggest you get cleaned up too!" Kagome said laughing.
"Ha, ha, ha. I'll get you back tonight for that!" InuYasha said.
"Well come on Miroku. Lets go change and have a wonderful time! This tuxedo is annoying and I wanna get some regular clothes on."
"I hear ya buddy." InuYasha and Miroku set off for the bathroom while Kagome went to the girls bathroom to change and find Sango.
!* Well did ya like? I would've made it longer but I have to start on Yet ANOTHER story that I am making with one of my friends. See ya!
Thanks to: AquaRika & Waterlily216
AquaRika: YOU KILLED THE CAKE?! O_O; Well, I guess Miroku and the others did too.
Waterlily216: Yes she didn't die! I'm not THAT mean. Well, I guess I am since I made her die in my one-shot. I felt really bad that day. After I wrote that one-shot it made me feel better. Its not like I WANTED Kagome to die! I wish Kikyo would burn in hell. I like Kagome.. I'm rambling aren't I. GOD I don't know how I do it but I seem to ramble whenever I type something. IM DOING IT AGAIN! GOD DAMN IT!
Well review ^.^;