Trouble in Paradise
By: InuLover
A/N: schools almost here so I wanted to type another chapter. I hope to get this story done by the end of January. I got a lot more chapters to write. Sigh. I wish I could stop time. Well anyways, thanks reviewers! By the way, for some odd reason only this part showed up on ff.net and so being the stupid person I am, I deleted my chapter so I had to RETYPE the whole freakin thing! Thanks aquarika for pointing that out! ^_~
Aquarika: YOU TOOK THE ICING OFF?! THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE CAKE!!!!! Lol.
InuLover626: thankies ^_^ I enjoyed watching my stepdad get pumbled with the cake when he married my mom.. Gods I hate him ^o^
Waterlily216: YAY I'm nice! Lol.. Don't worry I will tell you all about the kiddies!
Artist-Chick31: Thanks for reading my story! I will read yours when I have time ok?
Disclaimer: InuYasha does not belong to me. *muffled scream* GET ME OUTTA THIS DAMN CLOSET!
Rei: What was that?
Me: Nothing nothing ^_^ *Shoves InuYasha back in closet.
Chapter 17: Honeymoon burnt
Kagome entered the girls bathroom and stared at a red faced Sango.
"Sango? What's the matter?" Kagome asked approaching her best friend.
"Sometimes I would of married someone a little less perverted." Kagome smiled.
"Well, Miroku just overly loves you and he loves to show you in public and embarrass the hell outta you!" Kagome said joking.
"Your right." Sango said.
"Well, lets get changed out of our wedding dresses and really party! What do you say Sango?"
"Just as long as I don't have to talk to that pervert."
"Well, your going to have to someday since hes your husband!" Kagome joked.
"Yeah but for right now I'm going to ignore him."
Kagome just rolled her eyes. "What ever you say Sango. Here are your clothes I brought you" Kagome said overly cheerful.
Kagome changed into a pair of pinstriped black slacks and a simple red shirt. Sango changed into a pair of khaki pants and a light blue shirt.
"Well, are we ready to go party now?" Kagome winked at Sango.
"Yeah. whatever."
"Geeze you sound more like InuYasha every day." Kagome mumbled.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Sango fumed.
"Nothing, nothing!" Kagome said.
!*Guys bathroom*!
"Miroku you REALLY need to stop groping Sango, well atleast in public."
"Your right but its just so hard! You ass just calls to me. It says, 'Miroku, touch me!'"
*THWAP*
"For gods sake Miroku do you ever think about anything else?!" InuYasha said.
"Nope!" Miroku said rubbing to back of his head.
"Well lets get outta here and find the girls."
InuYasha was dressed in a black button up shirt with jeans and Miroku was wearing a purple shirt with jeans.
Kagome, Sango, InuYasha, and Miroku all came out of the bathroom at the same time.
"You wanna dance babe?" InuYasha asked crossing his arms over his torso.
"Yea just don't call me babe again. It makes you sound like a retard." Laughed Kagome.
InuYasha grabbed her and headed to the dance floor.
Sango just stood there, not even looking at Miroku. Miroku got fed up with the silence.
"Sango whats wrong?" Miroku said trying to get her to look at him.
"Nothing." Sango said with anger dripping from her statement.
"Sango you wont even look at me. Why are you mad at me?"
"FIGURE IT OUT!" Sango yelled and stormed off to sit down.
Miroku followed her and sat down next to her. Again, Sango refused to look at him.
Miroku sighed. He grabbed Sangos chin and forced her to look at him.
"Sango. I'm sorry I embarrassed you. I love you a lot and I want you to know it. I know my actions are wrong but you have got to believe me, I only do it because I love you!"
Sango relaxed at his touch. She took her right hand and cupped his cheek.
"Miroku, maybe if you would grope other parts of me, I wouldn't be so mad."
"What do you mean?" Miroku said.
"Take it how you want Miroku. Now let's go dance." Sango said already getting up and swaying her hips at the beat. Miroku, already mesmerized by Sangos moving hips, follows her into the crowd.
!* A week later the newly weds boarded a plane to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Kagomes mom agreed to watch the children.
At Hawaii, Kagome and Sango lounged in chairs by the beach, while the boys learned to surf with the locals. InuYasha did pretty good but Miroku couldn't even get the hang of balancing on his board.
"Sango, I never want to go home! I love this place!" Kagome said putting on her sunglasses.
"Me too!" Sango said putting down her novel she was reading. "I keep feeling like we forgot to bring something." Sango said worried.
"Naw lets forget about it. It was probably nothing." Kagome said.
Kagome and Sango fell asleep listening to the calming sounds of the ocean. Miroku and InuYasha approached them an hour later.
"OH MY GOD! Lobsters have eaten our wives! Oh wait, never mind, our wives just forgot to put on sunscreen!" laughed Miroku.
Kagome awoke with a jolt. "Ow. My body hur- OH MY GOD! Sango wake up! We forgot to put on sunscreen!"
"Ow I'm burnt all over!" Sango whined.
"Come on InuYasha lets get our burnt lobsters I mean wives up to our hotel room."
"I can't move InuYasha."
"Oh for gods sake Kagome. Ill just carry you."
InuYasha carefully picked up Kagome and tried not to hurt her to much. Miroku did the same with sango.
InuYasha laid Kagome down on the bed and got some alovera from the closet.
"Lay on her stomach while I put some of this crap on you."
Kagome did as she was told and layed on her stomach. InuYasha sat on her butt which was not burnt thanks to her bikini. He rubbed the green goop all over her back until he was satisfied. He blew on her back to make sure it dried, which sent chills up Kagomes spine.
"Ok now lay on your back."
Kagome laid on her back and watched InuYasha as he applied the goop to her stomach and chest area. He moved up to her face to apply some to her burnt cheeks but stopped.
"What?" Kagome finally said.
"Nothing, just admiring your beauty." InuYasha smiled. He leaned forward and captured her lips in his. After a couple minute tongue war, InuYasha moved to her left side and nibbled on her earlobe, but then remembered she was burnt.
"Ow." Was all Kagome could say.
"Oops sorry dear!" InuYasha said cracking a smile.
!*Miroku and Sangos apartment*!
"Sango I need to get this stuff on you so you wont feel so bad!" Miroku said trying to keep Sango still.
"No! Its sticky and gross!" Sango whined.
"Stop moving!" Miroku straddled her waist to keep her from wiggling away.
"Now hold still while I put this crap on you."
Miroku finished with Sangos front, making sure he didn't miss her chest, which ended up in a loud smack. He flipped her over and applied some to her back.
After he was done he laid next to her and tried to cuddle with her but couldn't forget her burns. Sango thought she would get revenge on him for putting that green crap all over her so she sat right on his lower back.
"Ow Sango you about broke my back!"
Sango giggled. "Sorry." She began to give Miroku a nice back massage. Miroku sighed and relaxed under Sango. Sango began to kiss the back of his neck, which was his 'sweet' spot. But then she abruptly stopped.
"Sango whats wrong? Why did you stop?" Miroku asked.
"Ow. My sunburn is killing me and I cant even get off of you." Sango said stiffly.
Miroku just laughed at her. "Actually Sango, I'm quite comfortable with you laying on my back. I might just keep you there for a while." Miroku said and turned on the TV.
!*
I'm so mad at my computer right now I couldn't write anymore. Well I hope you liked this chapter! Thanks reviewers!
By: InuLover
A/N: schools almost here so I wanted to type another chapter. I hope to get this story done by the end of January. I got a lot more chapters to write. Sigh. I wish I could stop time. Well anyways, thanks reviewers! By the way, for some odd reason only this part showed up on ff.net and so being the stupid person I am, I deleted my chapter so I had to RETYPE the whole freakin thing! Thanks aquarika for pointing that out! ^_~
Aquarika: YOU TOOK THE ICING OFF?! THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE CAKE!!!!! Lol.
InuLover626: thankies ^_^ I enjoyed watching my stepdad get pumbled with the cake when he married my mom.. Gods I hate him ^o^
Waterlily216: YAY I'm nice! Lol.. Don't worry I will tell you all about the kiddies!
Artist-Chick31: Thanks for reading my story! I will read yours when I have time ok?
Disclaimer: InuYasha does not belong to me. *muffled scream* GET ME OUTTA THIS DAMN CLOSET!
Rei: What was that?
Me: Nothing nothing ^_^ *Shoves InuYasha back in closet.
Chapter 17: Honeymoon burnt
Kagome entered the girls bathroom and stared at a red faced Sango.
"Sango? What's the matter?" Kagome asked approaching her best friend.
"Sometimes I would of married someone a little less perverted." Kagome smiled.
"Well, Miroku just overly loves you and he loves to show you in public and embarrass the hell outta you!" Kagome said joking.
"Your right." Sango said.
"Well, lets get changed out of our wedding dresses and really party! What do you say Sango?"
"Just as long as I don't have to talk to that pervert."
"Well, your going to have to someday since hes your husband!" Kagome joked.
"Yeah but for right now I'm going to ignore him."
Kagome just rolled her eyes. "What ever you say Sango. Here are your clothes I brought you" Kagome said overly cheerful.
Kagome changed into a pair of pinstriped black slacks and a simple red shirt. Sango changed into a pair of khaki pants and a light blue shirt.
"Well, are we ready to go party now?" Kagome winked at Sango.
"Yeah. whatever."
"Geeze you sound more like InuYasha every day." Kagome mumbled.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Sango fumed.
"Nothing, nothing!" Kagome said.
!*Guys bathroom*!
"Miroku you REALLY need to stop groping Sango, well atleast in public."
"Your right but its just so hard! You ass just calls to me. It says, 'Miroku, touch me!'"
*THWAP*
"For gods sake Miroku do you ever think about anything else?!" InuYasha said.
"Nope!" Miroku said rubbing to back of his head.
"Well lets get outta here and find the girls."
InuYasha was dressed in a black button up shirt with jeans and Miroku was wearing a purple shirt with jeans.
Kagome, Sango, InuYasha, and Miroku all came out of the bathroom at the same time.
"You wanna dance babe?" InuYasha asked crossing his arms over his torso.
"Yea just don't call me babe again. It makes you sound like a retard." Laughed Kagome.
InuYasha grabbed her and headed to the dance floor.
Sango just stood there, not even looking at Miroku. Miroku got fed up with the silence.
"Sango whats wrong?" Miroku said trying to get her to look at him.
"Nothing." Sango said with anger dripping from her statement.
"Sango you wont even look at me. Why are you mad at me?"
"FIGURE IT OUT!" Sango yelled and stormed off to sit down.
Miroku followed her and sat down next to her. Again, Sango refused to look at him.
Miroku sighed. He grabbed Sangos chin and forced her to look at him.
"Sango. I'm sorry I embarrassed you. I love you a lot and I want you to know it. I know my actions are wrong but you have got to believe me, I only do it because I love you!"
Sango relaxed at his touch. She took her right hand and cupped his cheek.
"Miroku, maybe if you would grope other parts of me, I wouldn't be so mad."
"What do you mean?" Miroku said.
"Take it how you want Miroku. Now let's go dance." Sango said already getting up and swaying her hips at the beat. Miroku, already mesmerized by Sangos moving hips, follows her into the crowd.
!* A week later the newly weds boarded a plane to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Kagomes mom agreed to watch the children.
At Hawaii, Kagome and Sango lounged in chairs by the beach, while the boys learned to surf with the locals. InuYasha did pretty good but Miroku couldn't even get the hang of balancing on his board.
"Sango, I never want to go home! I love this place!" Kagome said putting on her sunglasses.
"Me too!" Sango said putting down her novel she was reading. "I keep feeling like we forgot to bring something." Sango said worried.
"Naw lets forget about it. It was probably nothing." Kagome said.
Kagome and Sango fell asleep listening to the calming sounds of the ocean. Miroku and InuYasha approached them an hour later.
"OH MY GOD! Lobsters have eaten our wives! Oh wait, never mind, our wives just forgot to put on sunscreen!" laughed Miroku.
Kagome awoke with a jolt. "Ow. My body hur- OH MY GOD! Sango wake up! We forgot to put on sunscreen!"
"Ow I'm burnt all over!" Sango whined.
"Come on InuYasha lets get our burnt lobsters I mean wives up to our hotel room."
"I can't move InuYasha."
"Oh for gods sake Kagome. Ill just carry you."
InuYasha carefully picked up Kagome and tried not to hurt her to much. Miroku did the same with sango.
InuYasha laid Kagome down on the bed and got some alovera from the closet.
"Lay on her stomach while I put some of this crap on you."
Kagome did as she was told and layed on her stomach. InuYasha sat on her butt which was not burnt thanks to her bikini. He rubbed the green goop all over her back until he was satisfied. He blew on her back to make sure it dried, which sent chills up Kagomes spine.
"Ok now lay on your back."
Kagome laid on her back and watched InuYasha as he applied the goop to her stomach and chest area. He moved up to her face to apply some to her burnt cheeks but stopped.
"What?" Kagome finally said.
"Nothing, just admiring your beauty." InuYasha smiled. He leaned forward and captured her lips in his. After a couple minute tongue war, InuYasha moved to her left side and nibbled on her earlobe, but then remembered she was burnt.
"Ow." Was all Kagome could say.
"Oops sorry dear!" InuYasha said cracking a smile.
!*Miroku and Sangos apartment*!
"Sango I need to get this stuff on you so you wont feel so bad!" Miroku said trying to keep Sango still.
"No! Its sticky and gross!" Sango whined.
"Stop moving!" Miroku straddled her waist to keep her from wiggling away.
"Now hold still while I put this crap on you."
Miroku finished with Sangos front, making sure he didn't miss her chest, which ended up in a loud smack. He flipped her over and applied some to her back.
After he was done he laid next to her and tried to cuddle with her but couldn't forget her burns. Sango thought she would get revenge on him for putting that green crap all over her so she sat right on his lower back.
"Ow Sango you about broke my back!"
Sango giggled. "Sorry." She began to give Miroku a nice back massage. Miroku sighed and relaxed under Sango. Sango began to kiss the back of his neck, which was his 'sweet' spot. But then she abruptly stopped.
"Sango whats wrong? Why did you stop?" Miroku asked.
"Ow. My sunburn is killing me and I cant even get off of you." Sango said stiffly.
Miroku just laughed at her. "Actually Sango, I'm quite comfortable with you laying on my back. I might just keep you there for a while." Miroku said and turned on the TV.
!*
I'm so mad at my computer right now I couldn't write anymore. Well I hope you liked this chapter! Thanks reviewers!