A/N: Zara let's hope this gets some reviews! Hope your owie gets better! ^- ^ Now let's get it on!!! Oh PS we are doing this is DIALOGUE format! Cool huh? No more scripts!!! Well for my (TKPiper) stories all of the humor ones (which is basically ALL of my stories) will be in script form! Yay.

Zara's powers: TK, flying

Emily's powers: TK, PK (Pyrokenisis)

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"Dang what's taking her so long!?" Zara was late as usual. Darn her! I mean we were supposed to be in the *beep* off mansion by now and be killing the X-Men people but no. she has to be late! Sigh. "Lalalalala."
Zara finally ran up to Emily and stepped on her foot for swearing "OUCH!!!" Emily steps on Zara's foot.

"OUCH!!!" says that sassy Zara who now has an evil look.

"Wow you look scary! He he he." says Emily.

"Well we should look scary cause we're the evil villains!!!" Zara looks all evilish again.

"Stop doing that!"

"Cool I'm evil!!!"

"Okay let's just go!!" says the incredibly intelligent Emily.

"Shaddup!" says Zara person.

"Okay so you sneek into the back while I go in the front k?" says Emily.

"But I wanna go in the front!" says the whiny Zara.

"Well I wanna go in the front!"

"Let's flip a coin." Says Zara with another really scary look.

"But then we can both cheat cause we both have TK!"

"Argh."

"Let's just both go to the front door!"

"Fine!" says Zara who is really leaping for joy inside.
So the two idiots walk up to the front door and ring the doorbell. A woman with brown hair except for a white streak answers it.

"Hi I'm sure what you're selling is really great but we're not interested! Bye!" She basically slams the door or tries too but Emily uses her incredibly cool powers to knock her on her butt and get inside. Zara follows behind awed by her really cool use of TK. (ha in yur face Zara!)

"Owie!" says the woman we now know as Rogue.

"Ha ha! That's what you get when the two of us break in!" say's Emily.

"But you didn't break in you just walked through the front door!" says Rogue.

"Umm." says the dazed Zara.

"Why are you acting dazed?"

"Cause I wanna!" says Zara who looks dazed again.

"Okay this is awkward." Says Roguey

Suddenly Wolvie comes in and knocks both Emily and Zara out.

"OWIE!" Says Zara and Emily just before they get knocked out by the really scary but really cool Wolverine.

"You okay?" Logan helps Rogue up.

"Yeah but who are those two?"

"I dunno."

Again suddenly Proffesor X dude wheels and tells them who the two idiots are.

"Well they are 2 of the most powerful evil mutants around." Says Professor.

Logan and Rogue look at him weirdly then look at the prone figures of the 2 girls.

"Oh whoops actually they are 2 of the most STUPIDIST and WORST villains around!"

"Okay so what do we do with them?" says Rogue.

"Well I guess you can put them in the dungeon! We just built it downstairs!" says Professor X.

"Okay then." says Logan.

So Logan drags them to the so called "dungeon."

TBC.

A/N: So what's gonna happen to me and my friend? I dunno but I'm sure just having a "great" time at the *beep* off mansion! ^-^ (Yes I know it's really short but it'll get longer! Promise!)