Alrighty, A firekracker shot off in my head! I was given a lightbulb, however you want to say it, my first fan-fic is here!! Hurray! I hope, it's good. Alrighty, so here is the setup, dun dun dun…. Rory and Dean are still dating. I am not sure when this takes place around the season, if you have ideas than share them por favor! I also live for reviews so they are appreciated like water..hee, on with the story!

"Sometimes something's got to happen before something is going to happen." -Johan Cruijff

"Humpf," Lorelai snorted while blowing a stray hair out of her face and plopping herself down at the country.

"Long day?" Rory asked as she put her elbows on the table and cupped her chin with her palms.

"You, have no idea. Rory, get coffee man over here."

" Jess!" Rory yelled across the room.

He turned his head back. "Hold on! You Gilmore's aren't my only coustomers although you may thing it in your on crazed and distorted world."

"Rar," Lorelai muttered to Rory in the imitation of a cat. "Someone has his flannel twisted up!"

"Or maybe," Rory suggested but was cut of by her mom.

"Maybe! Maybe it's PMS! You know I hear it is quite common among diner boys who have to serve Taylor."

"and Kirk." Rory offered.

"Oh, him to," Lorelai bellowed out before breaking into laughter.

Everyone in the diner was staring.

Lorelai turned around on her stool, still giggling ocationally. "Sorry, everyone," she began. "My daughter, you see, my daughter just got soda up her nose." Everyone grimaced. "Yeah, um."

Lorelai turned back in her chair and smacked her hand against the cold marble counter. "What is wrong with these people? Can't they take a joke?"

Rory, who's head was on the counter to try to avoid further break-outs, nodded in shame.

Before the two girls could cause another scene Jess came and sat down on the stool next to Rory.

"Oooh, lala, Rory, I think he likes you, Meow!" Lorelai said while making a cat claw with her fingers.

Rory hit Lorelai in the arm.

"Ooww! You know you could hurt someone with that! You know, follow through and pow!

You've hit Jess right in the nose and knocked the wind out of him.

'Although, that wouldn't be a bad idea,' Lorelai contemplated.

"Alright, Alex, Dillan, what will it be?" Jess replied sarcastically.

"Oh, oh, we're playing Charlies Angels! I am so Alex! Rory, you can be Dillan. And Jess," she paused.

'Nice or mean, nice or mean? Tough choice. It's like choosing between coffee or my daughter….'

"Alrighty, Jess, since I am the sweetest person in the world, you can be… Bosley."

"Oh, the joys of being bald," Jess muttered under his breath.

"What was that? I am Alex, I have ears like a hawk." She scolded. By now Lorelai was up off her chair, punching the air, doing side kicks, karate, chops, and not to mention drawing lots of attention to herself.

' What, did I say about causing a scene again?' Jess thought.

'Well screw it, it's impossible for Lorelai to not cause a scene wherever she goes.'

"That will teach you to mess with me," Lorelai spat.

"Well, Lorelai, look at your audience," Jess retorted.

Lorelai turned her chair around. The whole in was sitting their, dumbfounded, aw-struck, lets just say down right bamboozled. Even Luke, who was standing in the doorway, and never found anything she did funny, was quite amused.

Slightly embarassed, she turned back around and sat down. "Oh, um," she cleared her throat.

'What's wrong with me! All I can say is Oh, um. Oh um.' She thought.

'Ohumohumohumohumohumohum!!'

"Oh, um," she said again.

'Here I go again!'

"Four coffees, um yeah."

"Is that all…. Alex?" Jess asked with an amused smile playing across his face.

"Shut up!" She countered sheepishly while hitting him over the head with her menu.

"No need to get violent their Missy!" Jess contested.

Rory cleared her throat, she had been quiet for quite a while. " Coffee and donut for me." She

stated and handed him the menu.

"Ooh, donut for me to!" Lorelai squelched excitedly.

Luke, who was now behind the counter rolled his eyes. "I am going to laugh when you can't fit through those doors and I have to bring you your coffee outside!"

Lorelai grunted and cocked her head back, "It's the art of Gilmore Girlism, we eat, don't gain a pound. You'll get over it once you stop being insanely jealous!"

Rory and Jess sat there. Of course, they were flirting again. "When will it stop," Rory said to Jess.

"When will what stop?" Lorelai asked innocently.

"Uh," Rory muttered nervously while she thought off what to say.

Jess intruded," When will I stop reading Hemingway she meant."

Lorelai looked at Rory and Rory nodded and then smiled thankfully at Jess.

He smiled back. What? He couldn't help it. He studied every inch of her face from her true blue eyes to her glistening straight brown hair. His thoughts were intruded by an unfamiliar snap in front of his face.

"Yo B-Man!" Lorelai grunted impatiently. "Get food or Lorelai faint on floor."

"Yeah," Rory agreed. "She can't even form complete sentences. And shes calling you B-man"

Jess stared at Lorelai and she immediately gave her best damsel in distress look. Jess grunted and turned around to make the coffee.

'Oh, he has a cute butt,' Rory thought.

Ugh, she almost gagged. Was she checking out someones butt? Not even just someone! Someone name Jess! That was so not her.

Umph,' she thought while scolding herself.

Rory, being a little embarrassed even though no one heard her, scarfed down her donut and gulped her coffee down.

"Mom, I'm going home," she said in a hurry while already half-way out the door.

"Wait!" Lorelai yelled after her while she stuffed the remains of her donut in her mouth.

Lorelai finally caught up to Rory.

"Woah, Rory, I don't think I have ever run that much in my life!" Lorelai boldly stated while

bending down to take a breath.

Rory didn't stop however. She kept walking while looking down at her feet.

"Rory!" Lorelai said while playing catch up again. "Stop walking," She put her hands on Rory's shoulders, but Rory dare not to look up, for if she did, she knew she would start to cry. Her problem was so little but it pissed her off so much

"What's wrong sweetie?" Lorelai asked concerned.

Rory looked up, and sure enough, tears began to form in her eyes,

"Aw, sweetie what is it? Did Jess do something? If he did, I will break him in two…"

"No mom. I, I…" she stuttered. "I thought Jess had a cute butt."

She had now begun to sob. Lorelai caughed, trying to resist the urge to laugh. Maybe it was just her, I mean, she stared at peoples butts every day.

'Shes picking up on my habits,' Lorelai thought.

"He does have a cute one now that I think about it," Lorelai recalled.

Rory smiled a little.

"Ah, I knew I could get you to do it!" She said while pointing to the smile.

"Come here," Lorelai said while opening her arms. Rory fell into them and lodged her chin on her mothers shoulder.

'This was sweet,' Lorelai thought.

She looked around her.

'Okay, maybe standing in the street hugging isn't the best way to stay safe, but hey, it will have to do! '

"Come on, what do you say about a whole night of Micheal Vartan?"

"And Ice Cream?" Rory looked up at her mom.

"And Ice Cream!" Lorelai laughed.

Gilmore Girl House

"You know mom," Rory said while putting a hunk of mocha almond fudge ice cream in her mouth and staring blankly at the movie on TV.

"What?" Lorelai replied while doing the same thing.

"Micheal Vartan is quite cute."

"I know!" Lorelai replied dropping her spoon into the carton. "Look at his rum-shaker, you have to admit it's nicer than Jess's."

"Mom! I was just about to forget about Jess's I rum-shaker /I and you brought it up again!"

"Oops." Lorelai said candidly.

"Oops is right! Now I have a vision of Jess's butt in my head!"

"Think about Dean's booty?" Lorelai suggested.

"Mom! I am not going to think about Dean's booty or anyones!"

"Geez Luise! Okay, but admit it,"

Rory frowned.

"Micheal Vartan does have a nice booty."

Rory thought about it for a while. "Yeah, I guess he does. But shhh! This is our favorite part!"

"On three!" Lorelai whispered.

1, 2, 3….

"You so jocked my malibu barbie idea! Did not! I am disco barbie!" They both yelled in unison.

"Is that Jessica Alba?" Lorelai squinted.

"Yeah, I think so," Rory twisted her head to try to get a better look.

"She looks bad with short hair, don't you think?"

"Yeah!" Rory agreed.

"Hmph," Lorelai convulsed.

A Half an Hour Later

"How are things with Dean?" Lorelai asked.

"Good, good. I don't think he likes me being friends with Jess you know?"

"Yeah, well Rory. Hate to break it to you, but no one does."

"No! Luke likes it!"

"Luke has to like it sweets."

"Oh, well, I don't care. Jess is my friend. He's kinda like my other half. You know, minus the long hair. But still!"

"Yeah, I could see your other half being male," Lorelai joked.

"Ha, I don't mean like that. I mean, we like the same stuff you know? And he is different around me than everyone else."

"Maybe he is schizophrenic," Lorelai suggested.

Rory looked surprised at he usage of big words.

"Word of the week calendar?"

Lorelai blushed. "Yeah."

They laughed together in true happiness, it lit up the room as joy bounced from wall to wall, of chairs and tables, which was not a rare occasion. These two "women" had formed a bond like no other which would be tested throughout time.

Alrighty, I guess I am writing my own season, so you know. I hope you enjoyed it and click that big purple button! I would really appreciate any kind of reviews! Good, bad, happy sad! I'll love it!! Tell me where I can improve(hopefully not much!) or what was good (if anything) Next installment coming soon! Ta-ta for now! Remember, that button wants you and you want it too! :)