Disclaimer: No one 'living' in the house belongs to me. Everyone else well
that depends.
Home of Horrors.
Tenants
Freddy Kreuger(Nightmare on Elm Street)
Jason Voorhees(Friday the 13th series)
Hannibal Lecter(Silence of the Lambs series)
Norman Bates(Psycho)
Charles 'Chucky' Lee Ray(Child's Play)
Leatherface(Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
A paperboy walked up to a house on a nice quiet street. He looked at the house and shivered. It looked abandoned and rundown. How any person lived there was beyond him. He walked up to the door and rang the bell. When the door opened the boy didn't expect two things. One, the man at the door a big hulk wearing an old hockey mask and second a machete sticking through his chest killing him instantly. His body was pulled inside and left in the front hall. The hulk looked at the body for a minute before a voice said "Damnit Voorhees, it was my turn to answer the door and you knew it too you retarded jackass." Freddy Kruegersaid from the couch in the living room.
"Hey keep it down will ya? Jerry's back on." Charles Lee Ray said. Freddy turned his attention to the tv which had on Jerry Springer. 'Today's topic: Crack whores who fuck farm animals.' "How you can watch this trash is beyond even me." A well dressed man said as he exited the kitchen. He looked at the body and sighed. "This was the paperboy obviously coming for the money to get next month's papers. I wished you hadn't done that Mister Voorhees." Jsaon Voorhees looked down at his feet and pulled out a pad of paper and pencil and begin writing. When he finished he gave the pad to the well dressed man. "I'm sorry Dr. Lecter. It was a reflex action." Hannibal Lecter read from the pad. He smiled at Jason and said "That's all right. They'll send another one and we seem to be making progress on your communication skills." "Progress ha. He's still a retard." Jason grabbed a heavy paper weight and threw it at Freddy's head. "Ow! That's it. It's go time." He said charging at Jason. Chants of "Jerry! Jerry1 Jerry!" could be heard as the two horror killers wrestled on the floor. "Mister Krueger! Mister Voorhees! Stop this madness at once!" Hannibal yelled at the two. "HELL NO! KEEP GOING! THIS IS BETTER THAN JERRY!" Chucky yelled as the fight kept going.
Suddenly a man in a t-shirt and slacks yelled from down the hall "Keep it down will you. Mother's taking a nap." Freddy kicked Jason in the stomach and dragged him to the hall bathroom. He then shoved Jason's face into the toliet and started flushing it. "How about a swirly for the mama's boy?" Finally he stopped when Jason stopped struggling. He went back to the couch to finish watching Jerry. Five minutes later the hall toliet was smashed against his head. Just before blacking out Freddy got a close look at Jason's eyes as the hulk said his first word in years. "Bitchfucker." Jason walked to his room lie down hoping no more incidents would happen today.
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Home of Horrors.
Tenants
Freddy Kreuger(Nightmare on Elm Street)
Jason Voorhees(Friday the 13th series)
Hannibal Lecter(Silence of the Lambs series)
Norman Bates(Psycho)
Charles 'Chucky' Lee Ray(Child's Play)
Leatherface(Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
A paperboy walked up to a house on a nice quiet street. He looked at the house and shivered. It looked abandoned and rundown. How any person lived there was beyond him. He walked up to the door and rang the bell. When the door opened the boy didn't expect two things. One, the man at the door a big hulk wearing an old hockey mask and second a machete sticking through his chest killing him instantly. His body was pulled inside and left in the front hall. The hulk looked at the body for a minute before a voice said "Damnit Voorhees, it was my turn to answer the door and you knew it too you retarded jackass." Freddy Kruegersaid from the couch in the living room.
"Hey keep it down will ya? Jerry's back on." Charles Lee Ray said. Freddy turned his attention to the tv which had on Jerry Springer. 'Today's topic: Crack whores who fuck farm animals.' "How you can watch this trash is beyond even me." A well dressed man said as he exited the kitchen. He looked at the body and sighed. "This was the paperboy obviously coming for the money to get next month's papers. I wished you hadn't done that Mister Voorhees." Jsaon Voorhees looked down at his feet and pulled out a pad of paper and pencil and begin writing. When he finished he gave the pad to the well dressed man. "I'm sorry Dr. Lecter. It was a reflex action." Hannibal Lecter read from the pad. He smiled at Jason and said "That's all right. They'll send another one and we seem to be making progress on your communication skills." "Progress ha. He's still a retard." Jason grabbed a heavy paper weight and threw it at Freddy's head. "Ow! That's it. It's go time." He said charging at Jason. Chants of "Jerry! Jerry1 Jerry!" could be heard as the two horror killers wrestled on the floor. "Mister Krueger! Mister Voorhees! Stop this madness at once!" Hannibal yelled at the two. "HELL NO! KEEP GOING! THIS IS BETTER THAN JERRY!" Chucky yelled as the fight kept going.
Suddenly a man in a t-shirt and slacks yelled from down the hall "Keep it down will you. Mother's taking a nap." Freddy kicked Jason in the stomach and dragged him to the hall bathroom. He then shoved Jason's face into the toliet and started flushing it. "How about a swirly for the mama's boy?" Finally he stopped when Jason stopped struggling. He went back to the couch to finish watching Jerry. Five minutes later the hall toliet was smashed against his head. Just before blacking out Freddy got a close look at Jason's eyes as the hulk said his first word in years. "Bitchfucker." Jason walked to his room lie down hoping no more incidents would happen today.
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