Alrighty I'm taking a stab at some new characters. Tell me what you think…I kinda think Paris is a little OOC but hey, I might be crazy, or maybe not….oh well. I think I am going to stick to this because I think I am more of a dialouge person too…anyways, enjoy. I just wrote that other story cuz I was bored….so um it's not very good, but hey, check it out…. Yeah, so on with the story!

[Diner, Rory and Jess are at a booth and Lorelai and Luke are sitting at the counter]

RORY: Are you goin to the fair Saturday?

JESS: Nope. I'm not really a fairy person like you.

RORY: Oh, come on it'll be fun!

JESS: You see unlike you, I don't find it fun to see Kirk splashing around in water. I like to see him soaked in the cold water with crabs pinching him everywhere.

RORY: Oh, that does sound funny.

[Taylor walks in]

TAYLOR: Luke I need you to store these signs here for tomorrow, [leaves the signs down and begins walking away]

LUKE: Not so fast. You know, I need you to pick your signs up [hands him the signs] go through the door, and complain about something else. Like, I don't know, the weather.

TAYLOR: Luke you are making this matter so much bigger than it needs to be. I just need 2 square feet of space.

LUKE: Go store it somewhere else and don't come back in.

TAYLOR: [points at him] Luke this matter is not forgotten! [storms out]

LUKE: Geez, can't he get a clue!

LORELAI: No but I'm sure you gave him it

LUKE: Shut up Lorelai

LORELAI: Hey! I'm not cheering you on out of the kindness of my heart, I'm cheering you on for coffee.

LUKE: Oh gee, I knew there were strings.

LORELAI: Well Pinocchio it's the cost to be a real boy.

LUKE: I never knew I had to pay for that

LORELAI: You should know you and your manlyhood came with a price.

LUKE: [rolls his eyes] You really do know how to comfort a guy.

LORELAI: It's the Gilmore charm

LUKE: Is this part of the Gilmore Girlism?

LORELAI: Yeah, chapter six

LUKE: Geez, how many chapters are there?

LORELAI: 24

LUKE: Your making this up!

LORELAI: No! You see, theirs the Gilmore wit, the Gilmore charm, the Gilmore cooking, the Gilmore fun…. It's just, not written yet…

LUKE: Hey look, [points at Rory and Jess] their practically sucking faces.

LORELAI: [looks over at Rory who is really close to Jess] Hey, Rory! Your in Jess's bubble!

RORY: [embarassed] Oh, um…[grabs her stuff] I have to get to school.

JESS: [gets up to go upstairs] Yeah, me too.

RORY: Bye

JESS: Bye. [looks at Lorelai] Bye.

LORELAI: Bye.

RORY: Bye.

LORELAI: Bye.

RORY: Bye.

LUKE: Bye.

[Rory leaves. Jess goes back upstairs]

LUKE: What the hell was that?

LORELAI: That was episode one of Rory and Jess: The Early Years.

LUKE: Oh god

LORELAI: Yeah, well, she's on the market, up for grabs, for sale, however you want to put it, she's single. And she is Jess's next conquest like dear old Chrissy Columbus and the Americas he's gunna get it no matter what.

LUKE: And you're okay with this how?

LORELAI: I never said I was okay with it. But Jess and I talked, eye to eye, me and my amigo.

LUKE: Talked about what?

LORELAI: Well, rules, curfew, stuff like that….

LUKE: How are you able to talk to him about this and I can barely make him go to school?!

LORELAI: Chapter 20, the Bossy Gilmore. Well I got to get to work, you should consider reading the book once it's written it'll be a best seller.

[Luke grunts]

[Chilton]

PARIS: Rory, we have two days to get out the first issue of the Franklin. It's the biggest one besides the senior addition. It's me and you and we can't expect tweedle dee and tweedle dum [points to Madeline and Louise] to do anything besides twiddle their thumbs and smack their gum.

RORY: Don't worry Paris, I have all my articles. Everyone has there articles it'll be fine

PARIS: [panic] How can you be so calm about this! It's a big issue!

RORY: [changing the subject] How are things with Jaime?

PARIS: [chokes on her saliva] Who?

RORY: Jaime, your boyfriend

PARIS: [sadly] He called me yesterday. He's at school, but he did say he would visit me over break. [smiles]

RORY: Ooohh, ladies and gentlemen I think we found Paris Gellar, women of steel's soft spot.

PARIS: Stop that! Everyone will hear you and my reputation for higher learning will be spoiled all because of you and your big mouth. [walks away upset. Rory smiles]

[Rory and Lorelai are walking along the streets]

LORELAI: So Paris has a soft spot?

RORY: Yep

LORELAI: I thought she was like an egg

RORY: [confused] what?

LORELAI: You know really really hard and tough

RORY: Eggs aren't tough, they're soft on the inside

LORELAI: [sighs] Yeah, yeah, don't ruin all my fun

RORY: [furrows her eyebrows] okay…[pause] coffee??

LORELAI: [smiles] that'll cheer my up

RORY: I knew it would

[They walk to Luke's, Rory see's Jess and turns around, Lorelai grabs Rory by the arm]

LORELAI: No, no. Tisk tisk, don't go thatta way, coffee is thisa way…

[Rory doesn't say anything]

LORELAI: Is this about that little bubble incident? Because you were close to popping his.

RORY: Yeah, its kinda embarrassing, okay, not kinda embarassing, really embarrassing

LORELAI: Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad. And plus you know he kinda liked it…. Okay, really liked it [gives a sly smile]

RORY: Moooommmmm!

LORELAI: Okay, okay, my lips are sealed we go in, get coffee, and leave

RORY: fine

[In the diner]

JESS: Hi

RORY: Hi

JESS: [too Lorelai] Hi

LORELAI: Okay! Not this episode again. Two coffees to go, off now! [shoos Jess away]

JESS: Yeah, sure

[hands her coffees]

JESS: [to Rory] Bye

LORELAI: [buts in] okay, bye, bye, bye BYE!!! [drags Rory outside]

LORELAI: Can you say anything but hi, bye, hi bye!

LUKE: Hi Lorelai

LORELAI: Ugghhhh!!!! [stomps off]

LUKE: [to Rory] what was wrong with her?

LORELAI: Um, bad timing, that's all, sorry gotta run bye Luke! [takes off after her mother]

[Rory's sitting in her room. She hears something thrown at her window and get's up and sees Jess]

RORY: You could use the door you know.

JESS: Yeah, I think this is more fun, kinda James Bondish you know?

RORY: Oh, yeah, huh

JESS: can I come in…

RORY: [looks back at the door to her room] Umm, I think it's better if you stay outside….

JESS: [disappointed] oh, okay. [pause] so whatcha doing?

RORY: Just re-reading my articles for the Franklin…Paris, she's crazy, they have to be perfect

JESS: Oh, well, then I better get going….

RORY: Yeah

[Jess turns to leave]

RORY: Why'd you come?

JESS: [smirks] well, you didn't say goodnight….

RORY: Goodnight Jess

JESS: [leans in and gives her a sweet kiss on the lips] Goodnight Rory

[Jess wait's for Rory's reaction]

RORY: [paces] shoot shoot shoot!

JESS: What's wrong?

RORY: I, I just think it's a little soon…I mean….

JESS: [sighs] you mean you might get back with Dean. Yeah, I get it no need to explain

RORY: Jess, just….not now.

JESS: [upset and a little hurt] Rory! Now's as good of a time as any time! If not now then never!

[Jess leaves]

[Rory sits at her bed crying]

LORELAI: Hey, can I come in

RORY: [nods under her tears]

LORELAI: I heard everything…

RORY: [looks up] you did?

LORELAI: yeah, I did. I think your scared

RORY: Why would I be scared?

LORELAI: With Dean, you didn't have to worry about falling in love because he was so blind to see what love really was. As long as you said it to him, it was good enough for him. But with Jess you might actually be capable of falling in love and you're worried. You're worried about getting hurt

RORY: Yeah, well it's too late, he's over me now

LORELAI: [under her breath] not if I can help it…

Okay, sorry it took sooooooooooooooo long, really I feel bad. I hope you enjoy and please review!!! Next chapter next week- Lorelai's plan….