Hey new chapter! Um, so yeah, enjoy and review, please please review! I'm sorta looking for long reviews with stuff that can help me, but hey, short ones will be good too!!

DISCLAIMER: (forgot this in all the chapters oops) I own nothing but my love happiness and well that's it…oo yeah, and my new CD player

LORELAI: Hey babe [sits down at the counter]

LUKE: I hope your talking about the pig

LORELAI: No Luke you are looking like quite the babe today you know

LUKE: [sighs] Oh please, if you want something you just have to ask

LORELAI: Okay, the babeness is gone [pause] Down the toilet and out to sea. But hey, now that you ask there is something you could help me with…

LUKE: [grunts]

LORELAI: Alright, so Rory and Jess. [Luke frowns] She's a mess Luke! She hasn't gotten up all day. She's going to miss the fair! And we all know Rory Gilmore, my daughter, queen of fairs, does not miss Star's Hollow fairs.

LUKE: And how are we supposed to help them

LORELAI: Get them to chapter two. Rory and Jess: The Inseparable Couple. Think about it. Rory will be happy thus helping me to be happy. And Jess will be gone, thus making you happy.

LUKE: We can't force them to be together

LORELAI: [shaking her head] Oh, Luke, you underestimate my powers

LUKE: Okay, fine

[Outside]

TAYLOR: No, Kirk the streamers go between the tree! You don't wrap them around the chairs!

KIRK: The chairs are a nicer place, that's what mother always says

TAYLOR: Kirk! Who cares what your mother says! It's what I say! What I say!

JESS: [walks by] someone's feeling a little power greedy this morning

TAYLOR: Jess you're already on my Eagle Eye list you don't want to be on want to be on my Hawk Eye list so keep your trap closed!

JESS: And who is on your Hawk Eye list?

TAYLOR: Well, um, no one yet. But every list has to have a welcomer and you will be that welcomer if you don't watch out!

JESS: [walking away] whatever….

TAYLOR: [turns around and runs over to Kirk] No Kirk! Hanging from the tree! Not in the bushes!!

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[Gilmore House]

LORELAI: Rory poo, I got you coffee!

[RORY kicks off her covers, falls onto the floor and grunts]

LORELAI: Oh, come on, you can't neglect your duties, drink it.

RORY: [blows a piece of hair out of her face]

LORELAI: and as your mother it is my duty to force you to go to the fair

RORY: [crosses her arms] I'm not going

LORELAI: Hang out with me! We can make fun of Kirk!

RORY: I'll think about it maybe

LORELAI: [hugs her and trots out the door]

[Lorelai walks outside and drops a note by the door mat]

[cut to Luke doing the same thing but on Jess's bed]

[cue La-la music- show Jess walking miserably down Star's Hollow streets with his hands in his pockets and Rory in her room, blowing her nose and acting gloomy]

[Later that day]

LORELAI: Alright Bond, plan is in full fledge. Here, [hands him sunglasses and a walky talky] we gotta at least have a little fun with this.

LUKE: Oh, geez

LORELAI: You can be Starsky and I'll be Hutch. We gotta spy on our subjects. Follow around Jess I'll follow Rory. Capeesh?

LUKE: [groans] capeesh.

LORELAI: [pats him on the head] Good boy

[Commercial Break]

LORELAI: [whispering on her knees behind a bush in front of house] Okay, Starsky, Love sick girl, finding note [show Rory outside reading the note] over?

LUKE: [on the other end gloomily] over

[cut to Luke's]

[Jess comes in Luke see's him, drops to the ground, and hides the walky talky]

JESS: [hovering over him] I know you're obsessed with clean floors but I didn't know you liked em that much

LUKE: [looks up] Oh, um, just picking up some bread crumbs, you know?

JESS: whatever [goes upstairs]

LUKE: [casually reaches for the walky-talky] He's going upstairs!

LORELAI: [on the other line check's something off in her book] Good, good. Step one completed

LUKE: You're keeping track!

LORELAI: Yeah! Just so we know where we are in the plan. It makes it more fun

LUKE: [grunts] he almost caught me, the diner is not safe! Copy?

LORELAI: Copy. They should be leaving any minute so trudge on Starsky I'll meet you there

LUKE: Why do you have to call me Starsky?

LORELAI: because it's your spy name!

LUKE: Okay, he's coming down. Roger, off.

LORELAI: [smirks and says quietly to herself] I've taught him well [Looks up and see's Rory leaving the house before she leaves she puts a post-it note on the door]

[Cut to Luke's]

LUKE: Where you going?

JESS: Out

LUKE: I thought you didn't like fairs

JESS: Did I say I was going to the fair? [leaves]

[Luke waits a minute]

LUKE: Okay, everybody out! [shoo's everyone out of the diner] Hurry, go to the fair. Go to the soda shoppe go somewhere, but leave!

[as soon as everyone leave's Luke calmly walks outside]

LORELAI: [in the walky-talky] Luke, where are you?

LUKE: By the clown booth

LORELAI: Oo! Look straight [Luke looks and see's Lorelai she waves frantically] Come over. Be calm, be casual, be cool.

LUKE: Coming

[Luke walk's over]

LORELAI: I'm guessing Jess didn't tell you where he was going?

LUKE: Nope, did Rory?

LORELAI: [smiles] Yes! My little girl wrote me a note. [clears her throat] Mom, I'll see you at the fair, I decided to go

LUKE: Aww, doesn't she make you proud

[They see Jess walking]

LORELAI: Oooh, subject A. Hide before he see's us.

[They crouch down beside a booth]

MS. PATTY: [starring down at them] Lorelai, darling what are you doing?

LORELAI: [hesitates and looks up] Oh, um me? [get up and straightens out her skirt] I was just looking at the…cloth of the booth, it's um nice

MS. PATTY: Oh, yeah, I didn't notice, but it shines very nicely

LORELAI: Um, yeah, that's why I liked it [fake smiles]

MS. PATTY: For the inn I presume?

LORELAI: Yeah, for the inn, well it was nice talking but Luke and I have to…go over their [points off in the distance] [to Luke, tugs him up and grumbles] come on Luke

LORELAI: Okay, we have to go now, they probably have already met by now!

LUKE: Okay, okay, just let go of my arm

LORELAI: [embarassed] oh [drops his arm] sorry

[They see Jess walking to the bridge]

LORELAI: Come on!

[They hide behind the bush near the bridge. Jess is sitting their nonchalantly, drawing no attention to himself throwing pebble into the water and watching the ripples float out in circles from the location of where they hit]

LORELAI: [whispers] Geez, Luke your taking up all of the bush! [bumps his butt over]

LUKE: [whispers] Quit whining!

LORELAI: I knew I should have worn sweat pants! This skirt is going to the dry cleaners tomorrow!

LUKE: Whiner!

LORELAI: Am not!

LUKE: Are to!

LORELAI: Shh! Here she comes!

[They see Rory casually walk over. She see's Jess and immediately tenses up]

LORELAI: [smiles] Operation Rory, Jess Chapter Two is in full swirl

[Cut to Rory and Jess]

JESS: You can sit if you want

RORY: [slowly sits down]

JESS: You wanted to talk…

RORY: [confused] Huh?

JESS: You wrote me this [shakes the note]

RORY: [still confused] What?

JESS: Okay, well if you didn't someone wants to meet me so you should go

RORY: I got a letter to come here

JESS: What?

[cut to Lorelai and Luke]

LORELAI: What are they saying I can't hear.

LUKE: Their confused

LORELAI: [takes out her notebook and checks off 'Confusion Period']

[cut back to Rory and Jess- the scene is more awkward than angry]

RORY: You didn't write me this?

JESS: No

RORY: [Rory frowns slightly and looks disappointed] Oh

JESS: And I'm guessing this didn't come from you?

RORY: [sighs] Nope

JESS: Damn, I feel like and idiot

RORY: I know what you mean

JESS: Well [slowly gets up] I better get going

RORY: Yeah, I have to meet my mom at the fair

JESS: [shakes his book] have to finish reading

RORY: Okay

JESS: [backs away looking at Rory] Okay

RORY: Jess! Watch out!

[Before Jess can stop backing up he falls into the water]

RORY: Oh my god! Are you okay?

JESS: Now, I really feel like an idiot [smiles] Help me up?

RORY: Sure [she grabs his hand but instead up letting her pull him he pulls her into the water] [she laughs] Jess!

JESS: You deserve it!

RORY: [frowns] About that… I'm sorry, I just was scared I guess

[cut to Lorelai and Luke]

LORELAI: [flipping through her book] Okay, that wasn't expected in my plan

LUKE: Lorelai….shut up! Somethings going to happen!

LORELAI: What are you getting that tingly feeling in your toes?

LUKE: It's called intuition

LORELAI: [a-matter-of-factly] Jewel knows all about intuition

LUKE: You listen to that crap?

LORELAI: [shrugs] guilty pleasure

[Luke nods]

[Cut back to Rory and Jess]

JESS: [swallows] are you…with him?

RORY: [shakes her head] nope

JESS: [sighs] Oh

RORY: [moves towards him] Oh yes? Or oh who cares?

JESS: [smirks] definitely oh who cares

RORY: Hey! [splashes water in his face with her hands]

JESS: Come here [grabs her and kisses her passionately]

[Cut to Lorelai and Luke]

LORELAI: [in panic] he's giving her mouth to mouth resuscitation right?!

LUKE: No, he's being a teenager

LORELAI: [disguisted] eww, gross

[Luke laughs]

[cut back to Rory and Jess]

RORY: You're not mad any more?

JESS: A little, but I'll get over it soon

RORY: [confused] Then why'd you kiss me?

JESS: I couldn't resist kissing a beautiful girl like you

RORY: How beautiful?

JESS: Beautiful by the standards

RORY: What standards?

JESS: My standards

RORY: [satisfied] Those are high standards right?

JESS: [smiles] The highest [kisses her again]

RORY: [breaks away] When you say soon, when is it?

JESS: Right about…[waits two seconds] now

RORY: [laughs]

JESS: Come on, we've got a fair to attend

RORY: You're going?

JESS: Sure why not? It'll be a statement

RORY: We're soaked though

JESS: It'll be an even bigger statement

[Rory and Jess get up out of the water]

[Cut to Lorelai and Luke]

LORELAI: Mission accomplished, Starsky

LUKE: We did it

LORELAI: [fake accent] Hows about a celebration?

LUKE: Why not

LORELAI: Last one to the fairs the rotten egg

[Lorelai get's up and starts running, Luke walks slowly behind]

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