Hey! Thanks for the reviews…I decided to continue, so yeah!
Rory breaking her arm never happened!!
LORELAI: Rory! [comes in through the door] Where are you?
RORY: I'm my room, doing work!
LORELAI: Screw that! [sits down on Rory's bed] big problems…big big problems
RORY: [turns around] What?
LORELAI: Alright, this Friday, Dad's Birthday Dinner Party for family and guests.
RORY: Is that the problem that was soooo urgent?
LORELAI: [playfully] Shut up and let me finish! Okay, anyways. We go to your grandma's house as you know [Rory nods] Well, slight problem, [Rory frowns] she wants you to um, bring Dean
RORY: Shoot! We didn't tell her! She'll hate us! We'll have to hide in a closet! The Emily Gilmore pity army will come after us!
LORELAI: Well, brainiac, what are we going to do?
RORY: I could tell her we aren't anymore
LORELAI: No! She'll start an interrogation, and force you to tell her if there is anyone else
RORY: I could tell her there is…
LORELAI: She'll ask to meet Jess, and lord knows that will not be fun at all!
RORY: I could ask him to behave…bribery…maybe
LORELAI: [serious] Your not going to bribe him by giving him sex right?
RORY: Mom!
LORELAI: [sighs] okay, good
RORY: I was thinking more along the lines of a book
LORELAI: A book isn't a code for something right?
RORY: Mom, a book means a book
LORELAI: [sighs again] okay
RORY: I'll ask him, maybe he will come
LORELAI: Okay, wait that's only your problem sweets. My problem is way way worse.
RORY: What?
LORELAI: Well, mom, the women who pokes into everyone's business like she does, invited Christopher
RORY: What!?
LORELAI: Your grandma invited your father for dinner
RORY: Huh.
LORELAI: Huh! No huh! More like WHAT!!!
RORY: Huh.
LORELAI: Why huh!?
RORY: I was just thinking how interesting it would be to have Christopher and Jess together…
LORELAI: Oooh, now I get it… That'll teach mom to poke into my business! The Dinner Party from Hell!
RORY: Here! Here! To the Dinner Party From Hell!
LORELAI: [scooting her out] Okay, now go talk to Jess
RORY: Okay
***
JESS: You want me to come to dinner at your grandparents house?!
RORY: Yeah, I mean it would be fun…you know
[AN: I took this from one episode, I thought it was REALLY sweet]
JESS: Does she know what I look like?
RORY: No…
JESS: Perfect! Find a guy who looks like me, just don't kiss him goodnight!
RORY: I won't do that! Plus, whenever I call Jess he would never respond!
JESS: Teach him to
RORY: [slyly] That would require us spending time together…alone
JESS: Okay, okay, not the best idea
RORY: Good [pause] Please!
JESS: Your whining isn't going to get you anywhere you know
[RORY pins him against the gazebo in town square and kisses him passionatley]
RORY: Did that get me up the rankings?
JESS: [smirks] a little
RORY: Jess! Please please!
JESS: [laughs] No
RORY: Come on! I risked my innocence on that kiss
JESS: Well, maybe your not as innocent as we all thought. Maybe you're a smoldering tempress in disguise
RORY: I will owe you big time!
JESS: Any book I want from your collection?
RORY: [sighs] any book…
JESS: Fine
RORY: [smiles] Really?
JESS: [smirks] yeah
RORY: Okay, well lets go over a few ground rules. You have to answer questions politely, eat properly, be sweet….
JESS: Rory, Rory, I get it, I just have to be as sweet as peaches. No big deal
RORY: No big deal really? Have you ever been as sweet as peaches?
JESS: No…but I'll practice on Luke
RORY: Oh, I'm sure he'll think you're a little strange…
JESS: It'll throw him off a little, but hey, it'll be fun
RORY: Okay. [kisses him] did you know you're the greatest?
JESS: Am I the worlds greatest like R. Kelly or just plain great?
RORY: [smiles] definitely the worlds greatest
JESS: [smirks]
[camera stays and they walk off]
LORELAI: [on the phone] Hey mom…
EMILY: Lorelai, what?
LORELAI: Yeah, I'm fine thanks for asking
EMILY: Don't play smart, why did you call?
LORELAI: I just called to tell you that Rory will be with a new boyfriend, not Dean
EMILY: Who?
LORELAI: Jess
EMILY: The diner boy's son?
LORELAI: nephew, yeah. That's him
EMILY: What happened with Dean?
LORELAI: Mom, that's not my business to tell, you can ask Rory if you want to.
EMILY: Fine, I will.
LORELAI: Okay, bye mom
[Emily clicks off]
LORELAI: [hanging up the phone] I definitely don't have her rude genes!
RORY: Mom I'm home, I got flowers for grandma
LORELAI: Dump um
RORY: Why? Are we not going? Because I just bribed Jess and if we're not going it would have been all a waste!
LORELAI: I'm just kidding. I told her about Jess, she got mad because I wouldn't tell her why you broke up with Dean
RORY: Okay, good.
LORELAI: Okay, good
RORY: Coffee?
LORELAI: Yeah
[On the streets]
LORELAI: Did you know in Harry Potter when everyone congratulates Harry after he gets the ball thingy, people from Slytherin congratulate him too!
RORY: No way?
LORELAI: Yes way
DEAN: [walks up, clears his throat] hey, Rory…can we talk
RORY: [looks at Lorelai, she nods] yeah, sure [Lorelai walks away] What's up?
DEAN: Do you think we can be friends maybe?
RORY: Yeah, that would be nice, I mean we can't avoid eachother in Star's Hollow
DEAN: [sighs] okay
RORY: So, how are you?
DEAN: Okay.
RORY: That's good.
DEAN: How are you?
RORY: Pretty good
DEAN: [sighs] you're with him right?
RORY: [stops walking] it doesn't matter who I'm with. If you want to be friends with me you have to not care about that or else it won't work. Bye Dean. [walks away]
[Diner]
LORELAI: So what was that about?
RORY: He wanted to be friends
LORELAI: Nice
RORY: Yeah, but all he really wanted to know about was with I was with Jess
LORELAI: Not so nice
RORY: Yeah, I just hope he'll be okay
LORELAI: That's sweet. [rubs her back] you care about him. You have no reason not to care. He was your first boyfriend and your first ex.
RORY: [sighs] yeah, I guess your right
LUKE: What can I get you?
LORELAI: 2 waffles, two pancakes, two hash browns, two coffees [to Rory] what do you want?
LUKE: That's all for you?
LORELAI: As a matter of fact it is. Today's my fathers birthday My parents always put something strange in his birthday turkey, for example, last year, it was chicken.
LUKE: Chicken in a turkey?
LORELAI: Just in case someone didn't want turkey they could have chicken
LUKE: Enough said. I'll tell Jess to eat early too.
LORELAI: Good idea.
LUKE: Rory what do you want to eat?
RORY: Pancakes and waffles and coffee
LUKE: [to Lorelai] see, she knows how to order. [walks away, Lorelai sticks her tongue out at him]
LORELAI: [to Rory] If only I had magical powers I'd put a big wet spot right there [points to where Luke is about to walk] and then, Walah! He'd fall on his big smelly face.
RORY: That would be kinda funny wouldn't it?
LORELAI: I know
[Cut to Gilmore House- some hours later]
LORELAI: Rory!
RORY: What?
LORELAI: I need great shoes
RORY: Huh?
LORELAI: Don't huh me again, give me your red platforms
RORY: Oo, those are great shoes
LORELAI: I know [holding Rory's shoulder as she puts the shoes on] That's the point, I have a feeling there will be a little head butting so, I wear great shoes
RORY: Always where great shoes when their will be head butting [mumbles] Head butting?
[Ding Ding Ding]
RORY: Oh, Jess is here
LORELAI:[sarcastically] Let the Dinner Party from Hell begin!
RORY: Hey Jess [kisses him]
LORELAI: Woah, Jess, I don't think I've even seen you dressed that nicely at a wedding
JESS: [to Rory] She knows? [Rory nods]
LORELAI: Yes, we went over every detail, where you were standing, what you were wearing, how your hair was-
RORY: [heads out the door] Okay, mom we're going in Jess's car, you follow behind
LORELAI:[grabs Rory] No, we'll do it the opposite
RORY: Mom!!
LORELAI: Don't whine, I have these great shoes I can boot you with
RORY: You suck!
LORELAI: I'll take that as a compliment
JESS: [under his breath] Oh this should be fun
LORELAI: Yes, Jess, it will be fun, we'll have manny's and peddy's and I'll do your hair
RORY: Why can't we just take one car?
LORELAI: Um, because on the way home Jess will stop at the diner as his final destination and we will stop here. Uh duh! Now scoot girl.
[Rory leaves and get's in the car. Lorelai get's in Jess's car along with Jess]
LORELAI: [clicking the music] Ooh, the Beatles!
JESS: No!
LORELAI: I wanna hold your hand! I wanna hold your hand! Oh please say that something, I think you'll understand- [AN: I'm doing that from memory, sorry if it's wrong a little, but oh well]
JESS: Lorelai!
LORELAI: That's my name don't wear it out! [starts bobbing her head]
JESS: We aren't listening to this. [changes the channel]
LORELAI: Who is this singing?
JESS: Sex Pistols
LORELAI: Oh, Rory likes them
JESS: Yeah, that would explain why we have the same music taste
LORELAI: Smart mouth
JESS: Obsessive mother
LORELAI: Criminal deliquant
JESS: Crazy women who escaped from a mental institution
LORELAI: [thinking deeply] Shoot, I'm out!
JESS: [smirks] Really, I was just getting started
LORELAI: Bite me!
JESS: [sarcastically] No, sorry, I only do that to your daughter
LORELAI:[huffing] You better not!
JESS: Oh, yeah, every hour on the hour
LORELAI: Jess!
JESS: I'm kidding calm down!
LORELAI: Oh, okay
[Jess is tapping on the steering wheel to the beat of the music]
LORELAI: Don't do that in front of my parents
JESS: Don't worry, Rory and I went over it, I have to be as sweet as peaches, got it
LORELAI: Okay
JESS: Okay
LORELAI: Okay
JESS: So, um, what do you and Rory talk about like motherly stuff…
LORELAI: Wow, Instigating conversation, you're moving up the ladder
JESS: Seriously though
LORELAI: Well, um, mother daughter stuff, make-up, life, I can't really talk to her about school because she is about 2 times as smart as me, friendship, love…
JESS: Oh
LORELAI: Why?
JESS: Just wondering
LORELAI: About?
JESS: About stuff
LORELAI: What kind of stuff?
JESS: Stuffy stuff
LORELAI: Stuffy stuff??
JESS: Just, how things would be different with my mom. She always wanted a girl, but she got stuck with me
LORELAI: Woah
JESS: Huh?
LORELAI: That sucks
JESS: I'll get over it
LORELAI: No, that really sucks
JESS: I'll get over it
LORELAI: [thoughtfully] Jess, you'll always be wanted at our house
JESS: [sort of embarassed] Okay
LORELAI: Okay, turn left here.
[Jess turns left and enters a big gate to the Older Gilmore House]
LORELAI: Get ready for hell
[Rory drives up]
LORELAI: Hey Ror
RORY: I'm still not talking to you
LORELAI: Yes you are
RORY: No, I'm not. You made me drive separate from my boyfriend!
LORELAI: You're talking to me
RORY: You suck
JESS: Let's get this over with
LORELAI: As you wish Capt'n
[Jess rings the bell, the servant answers]
AMELIA: Come right in.
[she reaches for Jess's coat, he grabs it. Lorelai and Rory give her the coat]
Emily: [rushing him] Oh, Emelia, take his coat! [grabs Jess's coat]
LORELAI: [to Rory] You're boyfriend just got that nice little women fired
RORY: She was bound to go soon
LORELAI: By the way, we talked
RORY: Who?
LORELAI: Me and Jess
RORY: Oh?
LORELAI: I'll tell you about it when we get home
RORY: Okay
EMILY: Jess would you like something to drink?
[Jess is about to say something but looks back at Rory and Lorelai who are shaking their heads no]
JESS: I'll have a soda
EMILY: Sure, Richard pour Jess a soda! Rory I presume the same?
RORY: Yes please
[Rory sits down next to Jess]
EMILY: Lorelai would you like something to drink?
LORELAI: Scotch mixed with a little vodka and some whiskey
JESS: [to Rory] That tastes disgusting!
EMILY: [over hearing Jess] Excuse me?
RORY: He said that sounded disgusting
EMILY: Oh, yes, quite. Lorelai what would you really like?
LORELAI: Just wine
RICHARD: Well, hello their company!
RORY: Hi grandpa
JESS: [to Lorelai] Why is she so sweet?
LORELAI: Highschool tuition
JESS: [nods]
RORY: Grandpa, this is Jess [points to Jess]
RICHARD: Why you're the boy from New York right?
JESS: [puts on a fake corny smile] Yes that's me!
RICHARD: Well he sure is a happy boy
RORY: Very happy
Ring ring ring!
EMILY: Amelia just go in the kitchen I will get it. [rushes to the door]
EMILY: Ah, Christopher! How great it is for you to join us!
JESS: [to Rory] is that your dad?
RORY: Yep
JESS: Oh, joy. Does he still hate me?
RORY: Yep
JESS: Fun
LORELAI: [to Rory] have grandpa show Jess some books
RORY: Okay. Grandpa! Jess really likes Hemingway, would you be able to show him your library?
RICHARD: [excited] Oh yes! Certainly! Jess follow me!
[Jess slowly gets up]
JESS: [looks back at Rory] Thanks a lot! [she smiles]
[they walk off]
CHRIS: Hey, Rory! [kisses Rory]
RORY: Hi daddy
CHRIS: Lorelai [nods]
[cut to library]
RICHARD: So you like Hemingway?
JESS: Yep
RICHARD: What is your favorite book?
JESS: Probably The Old Man and the Sea.
RICHARD: Really?
JESS: Yep
RICHARD: Well, you can peak around at some of the books, if you see one you like then by all means you can take it
JESS: Geez! This is first addition!
RICHARD: Yes, well, that was given to me by a friend
JESS: Cool
RICHARD: Yes. So, how are things with you and Rory?
JESS: Good
RICHARD: Good. You're good to her?
JESS: I like to think I am
RICHARD: [laughs] You're a funny guy
JESS: Thank you for taking notice
RICHARD: Yes, well, if you need anything please do call. We will be eating soon.
JESS: 'kay.
[Back in the Living Room]
RICHARD: He's quite the bright boy. He reads a lot?
RORY: Yeah
EMILY: That's always good
CHRIS: Dean right?
LORELAI: [clears her throat] No.
CHRIS: Who then?
LORELAI: Jess
CHRIS: The mean diner guy's kid?
LORELAI: I wouldn't say mean
CHRIS: Is he like his dad?
LORELAI: Uncle
CHRIS: Same thing
RORY: [butting in] Mom, I'm going to go in their
LORELAI: Fine, five minutes then you come out
RORY: five minutes
[In the Library]
RORY: Hey book worm
JESS: Hey. [pats the chair telling her to sit and he wraps his arms around her]
RORY: What are you reading?
JESS: Pablo Neruda
RORY: Which book?
JESS: Love: Ten Poems someone told me about it
RORY: Good book
JESS: Yeah, your grandpa has so many books
RORY: Tell me about it. The greatest quote from that book is [clears her throat] Love is so short, but forgetting is so long
JESS: Yeah
[Rory and Jess sit their silently, Jess's chin relaxing on Rory's head, her head is against his shoulder]
LORELAI: Rory! Five minutes is up! [sees them] awww!!
RORY: Shut up mom!
LORELAI: That's so sweet!
JESS: Shut up Lorelai
LORELAI: Jess is a little softy!
RORY: When's dinner?
LORELAI: Now
RORY: [to Jess] Come on
LORELAI: [looks back at the chair] aww
Okay this chapter is getting really really REALLY long, so I'm going to cut it hear, actual dinner comes next chapter along with Jess/Chris action. Please please please review!!! Thanks !!