Hey, Hey…I was going to abandon this story because I wrote it when I was young and a pretty bad writer…but I decided to finish, I believe this will be my last chapter and best chapter unless I miraculously get lots of review which motivate me (hint hint).
Rating: Warning….Jess and Rory mature "interactions."
LORELAI: [Coming into the kitchen] Hey Rory, ready to go?
RORY: [Sitting at the table] Mom sit.
LORELAI: [sitting down] What's up chica?
RORY: I think I'm ready
LORELAI: For….
RORY: Sex.
LORELAI: Woah. That was out of the blue! Did I do something wrong?
RORY: No, no. I just…I mean, last night I went to Luke's and told Jess I loved him and I mean he was so cool about everything at grandma's and I just think I'm ready…
LORELAI: Okay.
RORY: Okay?
LORELAI: [dragging Rory up and outside] Okay, lets go for a drive.
[In the car]
RORY: [panicked] Mom, you know taking me for a drive isn't going to make it go away….
LORELAI: [running her fingers through her hair] No, no. I know. We're going to get birth control.
RORY: Birth control?
LORELAI: Hell yes! I mean, I didn't think I had to do this until you were 30 or maybe even 40, but I underestimated you child.
RORY: [seriously] Mom, you aren't mad?
LORELAI: No. I just didn't think your relationship with Jess was that great
RORY: [defensively] Well, it is…
LORELAI: Babe, I'm happy you found someone. Just remember every girl he has slept with, which is god knows how many, you are sleeping with…
RORY: Ewww, mom!
LORELAI: Just a thought…Oohh, we're here.
[Get out of car and walk to pharmacy]
[Cut to Lukes]
LUKE: Jess get down here!
[Jess comes down stairs]
LUKE: Wow, you look dead.
JESS: Why thank you Uncle Luke.
LUKE: Sorry but you look like….well…dead.
[Jess looks down at his hand which has "I Love You Too" written on it]
LUKE: She hasn't come in yet.
[Jess grunts and puts on his apron]
[Rory and Lorelai come through the door laughing]
RORY: I swear to god they thought we were getting it for both of us!
LORELAI: Well, I consider it flattery!
RORY: Don't let it get to your head missy. [walks over to JESS and kisses him a little more passionately than usual. He notices and is startled]
[Luke pours coffee]
LORELAI: Wow, what service, romance and coffee all at once!
[Rory and Jess are sitting at a booth talking]
RORY: Just wondering, how many girls have you slept with?
JESS: What the hell?
RORY: Nevermind.
JESS: So as I was saying Sue Monk Kidd does an amazing job of portraying characters. The book is probably more for you considering it's a mother daughter relationship, but I liked it.
[Rory is half listening, half fantasizing….]
[Independence Inn]
MICHEL: Independence Inn, Michel speaking….Oh, yes hold on…[away from the reciever] LORELAI!!!
LORELAI: [comes running over] I told you not to yell across the lobby! It startles guests! That's what the pagers are for!
MICHEL: Yes, well, If it came with instructions I'm sure I would be nice.
LORELAI: Oh, It isn't that hard. You press these numbers for me to come…don't you remember? 987! It's super easy!
MICHEL: I'm a very busy man! I don't have time to listen to the stupid parts of this job!
LORELAI: Oh, geez, and picking up the phone is so important…
MICHEL: Well it is when it's your mother…
LORELAI: Shit! Why didn't you tell me! [Into the reciever] Hey! Mom!
[Michel smiles and walks away]
LORELAI: What's up?
EMILY: I need to plan a last minute event
LORELAI: How last minute?
EMILY: Tomorrow night?
LORELAI: Mom!
EMILY: I know, it's very unlikely of me to do this but your fathers vile mother insisted it be no place but at yours, and I told her I had something planned and she refused to attend when the whole this is for her and she told all the attendees your place…
LORELAI: Well, I guess that leaves me with no choice.
EMILY: You can always say no…
LORELAI: No, it's fine. Sookie will start on it.
EMILY: No, no. I will have the chef deliver the food tonight and they will cook it tomorrow. Just have the room set up for tomorrow night.
LORELAI: Fine mom.
EMILY: It's the least you can do for last night.
LORELAI: It wasn't me! It was Chris!
EMILY: Speaking of Chris where is he?
LORELAI: He left on a business trip last night. He could only stay for that night because it was on the way.
EMILY: Did you two have a chance to talk?
LORELAI: Mom, I'm helping you out so stop.
EMILY: I'm just curious
LORELAI: Well don't be.
EMILY: Fine. Then, I'll see you tonight with the food.
LORELAI: Bye Mom.
[Lorelai sighs and tells one of her helpers to set up the dining room]
[Cut to Lukes apartment- Nightime]
RORY: [from the door] So? Movies?
JESS: [nervous] Sure. Edward Scissorhands?
RORY: [smiles and sits down on the couch] Always a classic.
JESS: [Sits down next to her]
[Cut to Independence Inn]
LORELAI: [sitting outside on the bench looking at her watch while her mom unloads food]
[Luke comes up]
LUKE: Hey, Is this seat taken?
LORELAI: By you.
LUKE: What's up?
LORELAI: Our teenagers are having sex right about now.
LUKE: [shocked] What the hell?
[Luke is about to go to the diner]
LORELAI: [grabs him] don't worry. She's mature enough, I hope he is too.
LUKE: Yeah. He's really lucky he met her.
LORELAI: Yeah, he is isn't he.
LUKE: You raised a perfect daughter.
LORELAI: I know. Sometimes, I think how the hell did I do it. But then I think about it and I realize I had so much help. [Looks at Luke]
LUKE: I know nothing about kids…
LORELAI: Well, that nothing practically raised Rory.
LUKE: Thanks, but don't forget to give yourself some credit…
LORELAI: She's nothing like me.
LUKE: That's not a bad thing that your personalities clash.
LORELAI: Yeah, maybe you're right.
LUKE: Well, I did help raise a pretty perfect kid didn't I? I know what I'm talking about.
EMILY: [from the door] Lorelai please come tell me where to put all this stuff.
LORELAI: [to Luke] Stay here.
[Emily hands her the stuff and walks over to Luke]
[Cut to Rory and Jess]
[Jess is looking at Rory. She looks up at him and they lock glances. He leans in and kisses her. They start making out on the couch and she slowly climbs on top of him]
JESS: [pulling away] Rory….[gasp] I love you too…
RORY: [looks up unexpectantly and smiles.]
[They start kissing again and she begins taking off his shirt.]
[He reaches for her shirt and she gasps]
JESS: [stopping] I'll stop.
RORY: No…please, please don't
JESS: Are you sure?
RORY: Yes.
JESS: Okay then. [smirks]
[reaches for her shirt and begins unbuttoning it]
[Cut to Independence Inn]
EMILY: Luke right?
LUKE: Yeah.
EMILY: May I sit?
LUKE: Sure
EMILY: Please kiss her.
LUKE: [taken off guard] What?
EMILY: Everyone sees the way you look at her. I saw it at dinner and just now. Just go for it. [gets up as Lorelai comes back]
LORELAI: [sitting down] Back. What did I miss?
[LUKE leans in and kisses her.]
I guess I was glad I left then. [smiles and kisses him again].
LUKE: [under his breath] You are beautiful.
Should I stop? Please let me know through your feedback!!
