Disclaimer: I don't own any of the HP characters, I just like using them for my own sick amusement. I also don't own anything in the way of the rights to Once More With Feeling, which belongs to our Lord and Saviour. Joss Whedon! Now! On with the SHOW!

The scene begins with Harry wandering around Hogwarts looking for trouble as per usual. until. he starts to BURST OUT SINGING!

Harry: (singing) Every single night, the same arrangement I go out awandering,
with my dad's old cloak that Dumbledore sent Doing what I please, rules notwithstanding.
I've been told bout a prophecy and now Just hoping no one knows 'bout my new hero complex Boy-who-lived is my part.
All these deaths keep tugging at my.heart.
I was always brave, I have a complex.
Now I find I'm wavering.
parents in the grave,
you'll find this fight is just Too damn annoying.

Preves: So he likes to swing!

Harry: (winks) Thanks for noticing.

Random Deatheaters: He does pretty well with us fiends from hell But lately we can tell,
That he's got a hero's complex

Dementor: Got a hero's complex.

Blast-Ended Skrewt #1: Or faking it somehow. (It randomly attacks Colin Creevy)

Dementor: he's not even half the guy he- (Harry curses him) ow.

Harry: Will I stay this way forever?
(Harry kicks a deatheatter in the face)

On the frontpage all my life's endeavour? (As he sings this Hedwig delivers the Daily Prophet to his feet with states: 'BOY WHO LIVED KICKS DEATHEATER IN FACE!'. Meanwhile Harry frees Colin from Blast-Ended Skrewt he's just cursed)

Colin Creevy: Can I get a picture?

Harry: NEVER!.

I don't want to HAVE.
A hero's complex All I know will die.
They can't even see Who is the really me And I just want to be-

(Is attacked on both end by dementors, Harry shoots his Patronus at them, it runs them over and Harry as well leaving him as a crazy sticky invisible blob on the floor)
Patronus: Aliiiiiive.