A/N: I just watched a movie I luv called "Dude wheres My car" Idiotic but
oh well so I decided to make a STORY ABOUT THE MARAUDERS Called DUDE WHERES
MY BROOMSTICK! Mostly bout James.......Its for my friend Ceisa!!
~*~Dude Wheres My Broomstick~*~
Ch1
James woke up one morning not knowing anothing about last night. "argggggg im foggy" James complained
" RISE AND SHINE SLEEPING BEAUTY UP UP UP!!!!!!" Sirius came in wearing a *sexy* maids outfit
"DUDE WHERE YOU GET THAT!!!!!!!!" James screamed
" SWEET! I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WOKE UP WITH IT!" Sirius grinned
"ugggggg I feel weird" James moaned
"that my friend is call a hangover" Remus said from no where
" a hang oooooo ver????" James asked
" what you get for hard drinking!" Remus screamed then looked at Sirius
"GOD WHERE YOU GET THAT!" Remus backed against the wall and gasped in horror
" DUDE I JUST SAID I WOKE UP WITH IT!" Sirius grined " Sweet isn't it?"
*sigh* Remus slumped into a chair " are you in any state for the Quidditch game today?" Remus asked
"DUDE I FORGOT!!!!!!" James jumped off his bed and went to get dressed into his robes
Bang crash boom KABOOM! Came from wear James was dressing
"What the hell does he do in there..." Remus asked
"Don't know but isn't this skirt sweet?" Sirius asked
Remus: _ _ *death glare*
"um I think ill change..." Sirius went to get changed
"good" Remus sighed
James was in his robes and Sirius was in something that was masculine
" now all I need is my broom!" James smiled
James opened the box his broom was in
"DUDE WHERES MY BROOMSTICK!" James asked
"Dude where is your broomstick?" Sirius asked
" Dude where is my broomstick?" James said again
"Dude where's your broomstick?" Sirius asked again
"Dude it isn't funny wheres my broomstick?" James asked
"Dude wheres your broomstick?" Sirius asked again
Remus was getting highly annoyed by this
" GOD WE KNOW THE BROOMSTICK IS GONE SO STOP SAYING DUDE WHERES MY BROOMSTICK!" Remus hollered
"so what do we do?" Sirius asked
"find it of course" Remus sighed
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Sirius and James said together
All: silent
"um where do we start?" James asked
" try to remember last night" Remus asked
"DUDE I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!!!!!!!!" James said
" never mind then" Remus sighed " I guess we just look"
~*~Dining Hall~*~
"Dude have you seen my broomstick?" James asked some boys in Gryffindor
"um no" They replied
Then 2 girls went up to James and Sirius who were asking people
" hey boys we had fun at your Huge party last night" they smiled
Lily was in the background getting jealous and getting mad
"ummmm ok...." James asked confused
"Ya hope you have another one" the other girl smiled and kisses James they then left
" DUDE I WAS KISSED!" James grinned
"SWEET!" Sirius grinned
"um guys?" Remus said
"right back to searching" Sirius grinned
~*~Girls Dorm~*~
"hey you think its here?" James asked
"I highly doubt it" Remus said from the doorway
"ohhhhhhhh look its Lily's thong!" Sirius held it to show James
"NO WAY! GIVE IT TO ME!!" James grinned
"ummmm GUYS HIDEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Remus whispered loud then ran
Sirius went under one bed
James went under Lily's still holding her thong
it was lily with no other than Molly who will be MRs.Weasley
"I cant believe it!" Lily cried
"there there" Molly said
" I cant believe im falling for James!" Lily cried again
"well he is a nice boy...well sometimes" Molly grinned James talking mentally to Sirius
*Dude I cant believe it!* James grinned
*SWEET she LIKES YOU!* Sirius grinned wider
*no I mean we can talk mentally!* James laughed
*.........* Sirius
*broke off connection*
"anyway my book is under my bed hold on Molly" Lily said
Sirius: so not good *thinking*
James: Oo
Lily lifts up bed flap and gasps
"um hi?" James waved forgetting hes holding the thong
" EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSS" Lily screams
"busted" Sirius sighed
"WHAT IS IT!!!!!" Molly screamed
" JAMES IS UNDER MY BED!!!!!!!!!" Lily screamed
" AND HOLDING YOUR THONG!" Sirius screamed from the other bed
Molly: Oo
Lily: OO
"why you little...." Lily looked at James
" oh no" Sirius sighed
"Oh yes" Molly sighed
A/N: YAY! Youll find out more the next chappy.....poor James! REVIEW!
~*~Dude Wheres My Broomstick~*~
Ch1
James woke up one morning not knowing anothing about last night. "argggggg im foggy" James complained
" RISE AND SHINE SLEEPING BEAUTY UP UP UP!!!!!!" Sirius came in wearing a *sexy* maids outfit
"DUDE WHERE YOU GET THAT!!!!!!!!" James screamed
" SWEET! I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WOKE UP WITH IT!" Sirius grinned
"ugggggg I feel weird" James moaned
"that my friend is call a hangover" Remus said from no where
" a hang oooooo ver????" James asked
" what you get for hard drinking!" Remus screamed then looked at Sirius
"GOD WHERE YOU GET THAT!" Remus backed against the wall and gasped in horror
" DUDE I JUST SAID I WOKE UP WITH IT!" Sirius grined " Sweet isn't it?"
*sigh* Remus slumped into a chair " are you in any state for the Quidditch game today?" Remus asked
"DUDE I FORGOT!!!!!!" James jumped off his bed and went to get dressed into his robes
Bang crash boom KABOOM! Came from wear James was dressing
"What the hell does he do in there..." Remus asked
"Don't know but isn't this skirt sweet?" Sirius asked
Remus: _ _ *death glare*
"um I think ill change..." Sirius went to get changed
"good" Remus sighed
James was in his robes and Sirius was in something that was masculine
" now all I need is my broom!" James smiled
James opened the box his broom was in
"DUDE WHERES MY BROOMSTICK!" James asked
"Dude where is your broomstick?" Sirius asked
" Dude where is my broomstick?" James said again
"Dude where's your broomstick?" Sirius asked again
"Dude it isn't funny wheres my broomstick?" James asked
"Dude wheres your broomstick?" Sirius asked again
Remus was getting highly annoyed by this
" GOD WE KNOW THE BROOMSTICK IS GONE SO STOP SAYING DUDE WHERES MY BROOMSTICK!" Remus hollered
"so what do we do?" Sirius asked
"find it of course" Remus sighed
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Sirius and James said together
All: silent
"um where do we start?" James asked
" try to remember last night" Remus asked
"DUDE I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!!!!!!!!" James said
" never mind then" Remus sighed " I guess we just look"
~*~Dining Hall~*~
"Dude have you seen my broomstick?" James asked some boys in Gryffindor
"um no" They replied
Then 2 girls went up to James and Sirius who were asking people
" hey boys we had fun at your Huge party last night" they smiled
Lily was in the background getting jealous and getting mad
"ummmm ok...." James asked confused
"Ya hope you have another one" the other girl smiled and kisses James they then left
" DUDE I WAS KISSED!" James grinned
"SWEET!" Sirius grinned
"um guys?" Remus said
"right back to searching" Sirius grinned
~*~Girls Dorm~*~
"hey you think its here?" James asked
"I highly doubt it" Remus said from the doorway
"ohhhhhhhh look its Lily's thong!" Sirius held it to show James
"NO WAY! GIVE IT TO ME!!" James grinned
"ummmm GUYS HIDEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Remus whispered loud then ran
Sirius went under one bed
James went under Lily's still holding her thong
it was lily with no other than Molly who will be MRs.Weasley
"I cant believe it!" Lily cried
"there there" Molly said
" I cant believe im falling for James!" Lily cried again
"well he is a nice boy...well sometimes" Molly grinned James talking mentally to Sirius
*Dude I cant believe it!* James grinned
*SWEET she LIKES YOU!* Sirius grinned wider
*no I mean we can talk mentally!* James laughed
*.........* Sirius
*broke off connection*
"anyway my book is under my bed hold on Molly" Lily said
Sirius: so not good *thinking*
James: Oo
Lily lifts up bed flap and gasps
"um hi?" James waved forgetting hes holding the thong
" EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSS" Lily screams
"busted" Sirius sighed
"WHAT IS IT!!!!!" Molly screamed
" JAMES IS UNDER MY BED!!!!!!!!!" Lily screamed
" AND HOLDING YOUR THONG!" Sirius screamed from the other bed
Molly: Oo
Lily: OO
"why you little...." Lily looked at James
" oh no" Sirius sighed
"Oh yes" Molly sighed
A/N: YAY! Youll find out more the next chappy.....poor James! REVIEW!