Hello! I'm back! And here is chapter two! Thank you to all the reviewers! You made me so happy! Nine reviews the day it's up! Fun! YAY! Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh. YAH HAPPY!? Seto: Calm down. Its ok. Me: You do care! *glomp * Seto: *can't breathe* This chapter was written jointly by me and my friend. She says: "Joey rocks!" And now to the people who reviewed: Trunks: Kaiba will get stuck with a bill at some point, and I wont tell you if Kaiba misses his appointment or not, because that would ruin the story! Thanks for reviewing! Maskedmusketeer: The staple gun will return. Tristan promises. It disappears sometimes because it makes Kaiba uncomfortable. I love Bakura: Seto and Joey are not made for each other. Sorry! Besides Seto is mine! Lilagyptian: Joey will not get chased by a bull, but when they get to Louisiana, some one will be chased by an animal. Guaranteed. Steph: Hmmm, a Bakura fic. maybe.

Ok peoples I wont do that too often but I'm bored. Hope everyone likes the chapter! ************************************************************************

"That looks like a good place to stay the night." Teá said looking at the pink hotel that they were passing.

"But..but it's PINK!" Kaiba yelled.

"My point exactly."

Kaiba rolled his eyes and went back to staring out the window.

"What about there?" Tristan said as they passed a place with an all you can eat buffet.

"Yeah!" Bakura and Joey agreed.

"Jinx!" yelled Mokuba, Yugi and Serenity.

"But I want to go to The Hyperactive Kids' Palace!" said Mokuba, eyeing a brightly colored building with a water slide.

"No."

"Okay, I have the steering wheel, I call the shots." Joey said pulling into the hotel Tristan had pointed out. "Heeey, this place looks great! Pool, Cable TV, minibar, and ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!!"

"FEEDING FRENZY!" he and Tristan shouted.

"Jinx!" Mokuba and Serenity yelled.

"Oh zip it!" everyone cried.

"Okay Kaiba you get the bags and everyone inside and check in." Joey said. "Why me?"

"Because you are responsible, sort of, and I'm parking the van!"

Kaiba glared at Joey. He turned to the group. "Alright, Joey left me in charge, so Tristan, Bakura and Yugi, you carry the bags. I'll carry my laptop.

"Why doesn't Tea have to carry anything?"

"Because she's a 'lady'."

Kaiba walked into the Hotel and up to the check-in counter.

"Hello, can I help you?" A very pretty girl asked Kaiba from behind the counter.

Tristan came up to the counter. "Of course you can!'" Tristan said, winking flirtatiously at the girl. Kaiba glared at him, and he went back to the bags.

"We need 3 rooms."

"Huh?" Tristan was back. "Who's in the third room?"

"Mokuba and I. The rest of the boys and the dog are in one room, the girls are in another."

He turned back to the girl. "You do take pets, don't you?"

Joey walked up to the counter. "We don't have any pets."

Kaiba looked at Joey and smirked. "Oh, there you are Fido."

Joey made a furious move towards Kaiba, but Tristan stopped him.

"Don't let him get to you, man!"

Joey relented, muttered darkly, and smiled at the girl at the counter, who was looking at them strangely.

"There aren't actually any pets," Joey reassured the girl, and winked flirtatiously. "Unless you count the weasel standing next to me."

Kaiba smirked aain. "At least a weasel is better than a Chihuahua."

Joey glared at him and grabbed his suitcase.

"I am going to change for dinner." He grabbed a room key and went to the elevator. Tristan walked up to the counter again.

"Hey there, sorry we didn't get to finish our conversat-" He was dragged away by Serenity to help carry the bags upstairs.

Joey changed into his fancy white shirt and his fancy jeans, he put on his fancy green jacket and looked in the mirror.

"Ahhh much better." He said to his reflection though he was the only one who could see any difference in what he was wearing.

"Uhhh, didn't you say you were going to change, Joey?" Tristan commented as he carried in Bakura's five suitcases.

"I did. Pretty sharp, eh?" Joey was trying to tame his wild hair with Tristan's comb. Tristan noticed some of the broken teeth on the ground.

"THAT WAS MY COMB!" he yelled.

"Oh, so what? You have fifteen." Joey said to him.

"But they each have a specific purpose!" Tristan yelled.

"Oh God, Tristan get a life that doesn't involve hair!"

"Hmph." Tristan pouted all the way downstairs but perked up when he saw the counter girl coming off her shift. "Heeeeeeeey! How ya doin'?" Tristan said to her smoothing back his hair for no reason.

"Leave her alone Tristan! She isn't interested in you!" Joey said as he casually put his arm around her shoulders. He was sitting on the floor a minute later a lovely bruise on his cheek where she had slapped him. Joey looked up as he heard a laugh that was all too familiar.

"That went well, Wheeler."

Joey groaned. Kaiba was standing at the foot of the stairs, laughing. The counter girl spotted Kaiba and giggled. Tristan got very angry.

"Hey." He trailed off as the girl walked over to Kaiba.

"Hi!" she said in a high, giggly voice

"Uh...hello..." Kaiba said, looking very uncomfortable.

"You're new around here aren't you, cowboy?"

"Umm..yeah. Generally people don't stay in a hotel in their hometown.." The girl giggled and batted her eyelashes at him. "Listen," He looked at her name tag, "Shirley-Joe. Those two morons would prefer your attentions much more than I would.."

"So..where ya from?" she said ignoring his comment. Kaiba began edging away.

"Umm you know I really should get to dinner..." Joey and Tristan were looking outraged and amused at his predicament.

"Hey! Is 'Shirley-Joe' a NAME?" asked Joey while massaging his cheek where she had hit him.

"Yes." said the girl, and she glared at him.

"Okay. No argument here!" he said backing away into the dining room.

"Yeah." said Tristan backing away also. "See you Kaiba!"

Kaiba looked around desperately. "Ummm, hey is that your manager?" She looked around quickly. "Where?"

"I thought I saw him walk into that room. I think he's looking for you."

Shirley-Joe walked into the room and Kaiba sprinted for the dining room.

As Kaiba found everyone at the table, (it wasn't hard, it was the loudest table in the place), he was annoyed to see Joey and Tristan do a reenactment of his conversation with Shirley-Joe. As Joey was pretending to be him edging away from Tristan who was pretending to be the girl, the table went deadly quiet, except for the two boys. Kaiba folded his arms and stood behind Joey who hadn't noticed him yet.

"It was really funny you guys and- Hey? What's up with you people?" Kaiba coughed behind him. Joey leapt three feet in the air, giving a terrified yelp. "KAIBA! Don't do that!"

"Yeah it was pretty funny Joey, and it was pretty funny when she sent you flying."

"Huh?!" everyone said while Joey blushed crimson and muttered something about how it was nothing.

"What happened to your cheek, big brother?" Serenity asked.

"Uhh just a misunderstanding that's all." Joey mumbled. "Ummmm gotta go ummmmm place our orders.." He got up and started to run away but Kaiba grabbed the back of his jacket.

"This is a buffet, Wheeler. You don't place orders."

"Ummmmmmm yeah. Right."

"Joey just had a run in with Shirley-Joe. Courting a girl is obviously different in Texas than in New York, eh, Joey?"

Joey blushed. Kaiba laughed. "Go on Joey. Tell them what happened with Shirley Joe." He pushed Joey back into his seat.

"Well. you see I was just telling her about ponies and uhhh I don't think she likes ponies and uhhhhhhhhhhh."

"Riiiiiiight, Wheeler. Ponies."

"Well, actually it is all Tristan's fault! He was being rude and she thought I was him and..."

Kaiba laughed evilly, making everyone in earshot jump.

"Oh yes, Taylor, why don't you tell your part. Why don't you tell Wheeler's part too, as he seems to be even more inarticulate than usual today."

Tristan blushed. "Ummm, you see, I was."

"Flirting." Kaiba supplied.

Serenity gasped and slapped Tristan.

"Tristan! How could you!?" She cried. Joey smiled to himself. HAH! Their relationship was torn asunder. YES YES YES!!!!!!

"I'm sorry, Serenity. Will you forgive me?" "NO she wont! It was terrible, Serenity! Obviously he doesn't truly care about you!" Joey said.

Kaiba laughed, causing Tristan to jump. "Right, Wheeler. Lets just forget the fact that you were doing the same thing."

"But I don't have anyone so it was okay!"

"Of course, Tristan. I forgive you."

"WHAT?!" Joey yelled, "Darn it!"

"Wait, Joey? Did that girl hit you?" Serenity asked.

"Ummm, yeah."

Serenity got up from the table and walked out of the room. A shriek was heard a few minutes later, and Serenity walked back into the room. Joey stared at her. "Serenity, what did you do?!"

"Ummmm just taught her a little lesson about hitting a Wheeler."

"Serenity! How many times must I tell you this: I FIGHT MY OWN BATTLES!"

"But Joey! You couldn't hit her! She's a girl!" Serenity pointed out.

"Yeah that is why I didn't hit her!" He said, sounding very exasperated. "You do this every time! First it was Lisa in first grade and then Sue...."

"Joey, no need to list all the times you have messed up." Tristan commented. "We know you could never talk to a girl!"

"That isn't how it is!" Joey yelled "I am great with girls! I can talk to them and everything."

"Really, Joseph?!" said a familiar, sarcastic voice.

"Duh......um um um uhhhhh uhhhhh errrrrrrrr uhhhhhhh"

"MAI?! What are you doing here?!" Yugi asked.

"I was on my way to Louisiana for Mardi Gras and my two-timing friends left at four in the morning without me! They knew I would never get up that early! They did it on purpose!"

"ERRRR umm uhhhhhhh" Joey was still trying to say something.

"What Joey means is: Hello, Mai! Nice to see you."

"NO I DON'T! What I am trying to say is: Hi, Mai! Great to see you!"

Kaiba was staring at Mai with disgust. She turned and saw him.

"And who are you might I ask?" Kaiba asked.

"Mai Valentine, Duelist Extraordinaire."

"Ah. I guessed as much." Kaiba rolled his eyes.

"Who are you?"

"Seto Kaiba."

"Yeah, very funny. Who are you really?"

Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Seto Kaiba."

"He is!" Mokuba said indignantly.

"Umm Mai?" Tea looked like she was trying not to laugh. "That is Seto Kaiba."

"You're kidding."

Kaiba pulled out his driver's license in response to Mai's questioning look.

"Wow. Can I."

"No I will not duel you."

"You can duel me, Mai!" said Joey who had finally gotten over saying 'ummmmmm'.

"Ohhh yeah, that would be real challenge."

"Hey! I beat you last time!"

"Bet you couldn't do it again!"

"I could!"

"Wheeler beat you? How extraordinary can you be?"

"HEY! You are the one who is scared to duel me!"

"I am not scared. I'll prove it! I challenge you to a duel after dinner.

"WHAT?!" Joey cried. "We aren't going swimming?!"

"It wont take up too much time. About, five minutes. We can go swimming afterwards, Wheeler." ****************************************************************** REVIEW! Please!