Hello! I'm back! The my friend, who now has a Fanfiction.net account,
Calcifer and I, wrote this together! YAY! To all people who have been
wondering. Patrick Mckinney and Calcifer are both female. Thus my obsession
with Seto and her obsession with Joey.
Replies to reviews! Here they are!
Kyra Windwood: Don't worry, Seto wont lose to Mai. That would be awful!
Calcifer: And to all you reviewers: Thank You! Thank you! You're all gorgeous, and amazing, and...and
PatrickMcKinney: Woah..okay Calcifer...
Calcifer: All you wonderful people that make writing so meaningful...you give my life substance.....
Joey: Ok....is it just me, or is she insane?
Calcifer: I'd like to thank the Academy......
Seto: It isn't just you.......
Calcifer: And the Philharmonic
PM: Huh? What on earth does an orchestra have to do with reviews?
Calcifer: Well........................................................................ ........................
Joey: Ok then.........................
Seto: Yeah............................
Calcifer: I'll find a connection SOMEDAY!
Joey: Suuuuuuure.........
Calcifer: And while we sit here waiting for that amazing day to come: We do not own Yugioh. I wish............
PM: Yeah.
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Mai was sitting with her mouth open glaring at Kaiba. Kaiba laughed.
"So much for 'Duelist Extraordinaire'."
"Can we please go swimming now?" Joey asked. "It is a thousand degrees in here!"
"Sure, I just got a new bathing suit." Mai said who was still annoyed but had gotten over the shock of being beaten in five turns.
"Great! Last one there is a Beaver Warrior!" Tristan shouted. Joey ran up to the room. He really didn't want to be a Beaver Warrior. Joey changed into his Flame Swordsman print bathing suit and was out the door before Tristan was half way down the hallway.
"Haha! Loser!" He shouted to Bakura who looked at him like he thought Joey was insane. Joey darted up to the diving board and did a flip into the deep end. "Ahhhhhhh. Nice!" Serenity came out next in a kinda skimpy but still very sensible bikini.
"Joey! I can't believe you wouldn't let me buy that purple one!"
"Serenity! It didn't cover ANYTHING!"
"Yes it did, silly."
"Whatever. The answer is: NO!" Tristan came out next and was staring at Serenity, looking awestruck.
Joey darted up to the diving board and did a flip into the deep end. "Ahhhhhhh. Nice!" Serenity came out next in a kinda skimpy but still very sensible bikini.
"Joey! I can't believe you wouldn't let me buy that purple one!"
"Serenity! It didn't cover ANYTHING!"
"Yes it did, silly."
"Whatever. The answer is: NO!" Tristan came out next and was staring at Serenity, looking awestruck.
Kaiba came out and sat on a pool chair.
Joey looked confused. "Hey Kaiba! Where's your bathing suit?"
Kaiba glared at Joey. "I don't swim."
Joey grinned maliciously. "Awww, come on Kaiba, don't be a spoil sport."
Tea and Bakura came out, Tea wearing a sensible pink bikini and Bakura wearing normal blue swim trunks. Suddenly Joey's jaw dropped. Mai had just arrived. Joey was speechless. Kaiba looked away, almost blushing. Tristan's eyebrows went way up.
"See Joey!" Serenity cried. "That bathing suit I wanted to buy does cover something!"
Kaiba rolled his eyes and muttered. "Like what?"
Mai was wearing a very skimpy bikini, the exact one Serenity had wanted.
"Hey Kaiba, why aren't you swimming?" Mai wanted to know.
"I don't swim." Kaiba looked aggravated.
Joey snickered as Tristan crept up behind Kaiba, and suddenly gave his chair an enormous shove, sending Kaiba and the chair into the pool.
Kaiba spluttered, and resurfaced. Joey dunked him under again. Suddenly Kaiba shot to the surface and flipped Joey off of him, and dunked him under. Tristan attempted to help his friend, but only received a dunking in the process. Kaiba got out of the water. Mai giggled. He was soaked. His hair had come out of its point so it was hanging loosely. Kaiba whirled around and glared at Mai.
"I am going to get changed, and as soon as I come back, you are so dead Taylor."
Tristan gulped. As Kaiba walked away, he walked behind Mai and quickly shoved her into the pool.
"HEY!" she spluttered.
Kaiba laughed. "That's what you get for laughing at me."
"Don't worry Mai, I'll save you!" Joey shouted.
Mai looked at him and rolled her eyes. "I don't need saving Joey, I can swim."
Joey looked embarrassed. "Ahh, right. I knew that."
Suddenly, a small person in red swim trunks shot past Kaiba and did a cannon ball off the diving board and into the deep end, nearly landing on Joey.
"Hey! Watch it!" Joey shouted as the splash from Mokuba's cannon ball entered his mouth. Kaiba laughed. He took off his coat and started to wring it out. Mokuba grinned mischievously, and swam to the side.
"Seto?"
"Yeah?" Kaiba took off his shoes and emptied them of water.
"Could you come her for a second? I need to ask you something."
Kaiba walked over to the side of the pool, oblivious to what Mokuba was planning.
"What is it Mokuba?"
"This!" And with that, Mokuba pulled Kaiba back in the pool.
Joey yelled and helped Mokuba dunk Kaiba underwater.
"What are you trying to do? Drown me?" Kaiba yelled, but he was smiling. Mokuba never ceased to amuse him.
"Now will you come swimming Kaiba?" asked Joey mischievously.
Kaiba glared at Joey, and then gave a slight smile. "I suppose I can lose my dignity for once." He dunked Joey underwater and laughed, causing Tristan to jump and splash Mai, who immediately splashed him back.
This started off a huge water fight. Suddenly Kaiba froze and ducked under water. Joey looked around and spotted Shirley Joe. He poked Tristan and they both ducked underwater.
Shirley Joe spotted Kaiba just as he came up for breath and giggled. Kaiba flinched at the giggle and hid under water again.
"Hey there!" she said as Kaiba surfaced again.
"Buzz off!" Shirley Joe jumped and looked in the direction of the yeller. She saw Serenity, and left very quickly.
"Thank God!" said Kaiba. "I thought she'd never leave!"
**************************************************************************** ****** YAY! Review! And as I said before, flamers, beware!
Seto: *laughs evilly*
Joey: If you really want to see some flames, come meet my REBD!
Seto: That's pathetic Wheeler. Really. A BEWD is so much better than that thing.
Me: Be quiet you two.
Joey and Seto: *are quiet*
Replies to reviews! Here they are!
Kyra Windwood: Don't worry, Seto wont lose to Mai. That would be awful!
Calcifer: And to all you reviewers: Thank You! Thank you! You're all gorgeous, and amazing, and...and
PatrickMcKinney: Woah..okay Calcifer...
Calcifer: All you wonderful people that make writing so meaningful...you give my life substance.....
Joey: Ok....is it just me, or is she insane?
Calcifer: I'd like to thank the Academy......
Seto: It isn't just you.......
Calcifer: And the Philharmonic
PM: Huh? What on earth does an orchestra have to do with reviews?
Calcifer: Well........................................................................ ........................
Joey: Ok then.........................
Seto: Yeah............................
Calcifer: I'll find a connection SOMEDAY!
Joey: Suuuuuuure.........
Calcifer: And while we sit here waiting for that amazing day to come: We do not own Yugioh. I wish............
PM: Yeah.
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Mai was sitting with her mouth open glaring at Kaiba. Kaiba laughed.
"So much for 'Duelist Extraordinaire'."
"Can we please go swimming now?" Joey asked. "It is a thousand degrees in here!"
"Sure, I just got a new bathing suit." Mai said who was still annoyed but had gotten over the shock of being beaten in five turns.
"Great! Last one there is a Beaver Warrior!" Tristan shouted. Joey ran up to the room. He really didn't want to be a Beaver Warrior. Joey changed into his Flame Swordsman print bathing suit and was out the door before Tristan was half way down the hallway.
"Haha! Loser!" He shouted to Bakura who looked at him like he thought Joey was insane. Joey darted up to the diving board and did a flip into the deep end. "Ahhhhhhh. Nice!" Serenity came out next in a kinda skimpy but still very sensible bikini.
"Joey! I can't believe you wouldn't let me buy that purple one!"
"Serenity! It didn't cover ANYTHING!"
"Yes it did, silly."
"Whatever. The answer is: NO!" Tristan came out next and was staring at Serenity, looking awestruck.
Joey darted up to the diving board and did a flip into the deep end. "Ahhhhhhh. Nice!" Serenity came out next in a kinda skimpy but still very sensible bikini.
"Joey! I can't believe you wouldn't let me buy that purple one!"
"Serenity! It didn't cover ANYTHING!"
"Yes it did, silly."
"Whatever. The answer is: NO!" Tristan came out next and was staring at Serenity, looking awestruck.
Kaiba came out and sat on a pool chair.
Joey looked confused. "Hey Kaiba! Where's your bathing suit?"
Kaiba glared at Joey. "I don't swim."
Joey grinned maliciously. "Awww, come on Kaiba, don't be a spoil sport."
Tea and Bakura came out, Tea wearing a sensible pink bikini and Bakura wearing normal blue swim trunks. Suddenly Joey's jaw dropped. Mai had just arrived. Joey was speechless. Kaiba looked away, almost blushing. Tristan's eyebrows went way up.
"See Joey!" Serenity cried. "That bathing suit I wanted to buy does cover something!"
Kaiba rolled his eyes and muttered. "Like what?"
Mai was wearing a very skimpy bikini, the exact one Serenity had wanted.
"Hey Kaiba, why aren't you swimming?" Mai wanted to know.
"I don't swim." Kaiba looked aggravated.
Joey snickered as Tristan crept up behind Kaiba, and suddenly gave his chair an enormous shove, sending Kaiba and the chair into the pool.
Kaiba spluttered, and resurfaced. Joey dunked him under again. Suddenly Kaiba shot to the surface and flipped Joey off of him, and dunked him under. Tristan attempted to help his friend, but only received a dunking in the process. Kaiba got out of the water. Mai giggled. He was soaked. His hair had come out of its point so it was hanging loosely. Kaiba whirled around and glared at Mai.
"I am going to get changed, and as soon as I come back, you are so dead Taylor."
Tristan gulped. As Kaiba walked away, he walked behind Mai and quickly shoved her into the pool.
"HEY!" she spluttered.
Kaiba laughed. "That's what you get for laughing at me."
"Don't worry Mai, I'll save you!" Joey shouted.
Mai looked at him and rolled her eyes. "I don't need saving Joey, I can swim."
Joey looked embarrassed. "Ahh, right. I knew that."
Suddenly, a small person in red swim trunks shot past Kaiba and did a cannon ball off the diving board and into the deep end, nearly landing on Joey.
"Hey! Watch it!" Joey shouted as the splash from Mokuba's cannon ball entered his mouth. Kaiba laughed. He took off his coat and started to wring it out. Mokuba grinned mischievously, and swam to the side.
"Seto?"
"Yeah?" Kaiba took off his shoes and emptied them of water.
"Could you come her for a second? I need to ask you something."
Kaiba walked over to the side of the pool, oblivious to what Mokuba was planning.
"What is it Mokuba?"
"This!" And with that, Mokuba pulled Kaiba back in the pool.
Joey yelled and helped Mokuba dunk Kaiba underwater.
"What are you trying to do? Drown me?" Kaiba yelled, but he was smiling. Mokuba never ceased to amuse him.
"Now will you come swimming Kaiba?" asked Joey mischievously.
Kaiba glared at Joey, and then gave a slight smile. "I suppose I can lose my dignity for once." He dunked Joey underwater and laughed, causing Tristan to jump and splash Mai, who immediately splashed him back.
This started off a huge water fight. Suddenly Kaiba froze and ducked under water. Joey looked around and spotted Shirley Joe. He poked Tristan and they both ducked underwater.
Shirley Joe spotted Kaiba just as he came up for breath and giggled. Kaiba flinched at the giggle and hid under water again.
"Hey there!" she said as Kaiba surfaced again.
"Buzz off!" Shirley Joe jumped and looked in the direction of the yeller. She saw Serenity, and left very quickly.
"Thank God!" said Kaiba. "I thought she'd never leave!"
**************************************************************************** ****** YAY! Review! And as I said before, flamers, beware!
Seto: *laughs evilly*
Joey: If you really want to see some flames, come meet my REBD!
Seto: That's pathetic Wheeler. Really. A BEWD is so much better than that thing.
Me: Be quiet you two.
Joey and Seto: *are quiet*