Hey! I'm Back! And here is the new chapter!
Seto: Umm, you're forgetting something.
PM: What?
Seto: *sigh* Patrick Mckinney does not own Yugioh.
PM: Oh riiiiiiiiight. I do not own Yugioh. Wait. I don't?
Seto: She's in a fantasy world don't disturb her. She definitely doesn't own Yugioh.
PM: Enough! You we have said that THREE times! AAAAAAAHHHHH! *calms down* Enjoy!
Note: This chapter contains many inside jokes, including the one about Pauline. If you think something is non sequitorial and doesn't fit, then live with it k? Also, pretend that Joey and Kaiba and everyone don't think it's weird that we have guy's names k? Just pretend they aren't. **************************************************************************** ******
The Louisiana heat was humid and unbearable as the carload of hyperactive, arguing teens drew into the town. Mai Valentine was fast asleep along with Yugi. Kaiba had a horrendous headache and Mokuba was bouncing up and down.
Kaiba turned around in his seat. "If I hear one more bloody thing about pink bunnies, Gardener." He threatened. But it was useless.
Teá wasn't listening to him because she was way too busy commenting about Joey's driving, and also saying that a pink bunny would do a better job than he would. Joey was fairly insulted.
"TEÁ! I CAN DRIVE!!!!"
"I NEVER KNEW!" she shouted back at him.
Kaiba, who had had enough of this yelling took his empty laptop case and hit Teá over the head with it, dazing her.
Yugi woke up and saw the dazed Teá.
"HEY! What did you do to Teá?!"
"I whacked her over the head with my laptop case. You got a problem with that?"
"Kaiba, Kaiba, Kaiba..You're saying it all wrong!" Joey protested. "You gotta say 'gotta' all one word! Not 'got a' sheesh! And don't make the 'th' sound wit the with! It should be 'wit'! If yah wanna threaten someone at least do it the right way!"
Yami came out of the Millenium puzzle.
"Kaiba." He said in a deep voice. "You need to learn a lesson about friendship."
"What friendship?" Kaiba asked.
"Kaiba! I challenge you to a duel!"
"Aw, shut up." Kaiba said as he hit Yami over the head with his laptop case. Yami fell over, dazed. "KAIBA! What did you do!?"
"Just dazed him. You got a, excuse me you 'gotta problem wit dat?'" Kaiba said, looking pointedly at Joey.
"You learn pretty fast, Kaiba! Though hittin' Yami like that is pretty much actin' like a jerk..Of course you ARE a jerk....."
Kaiba made a threatening gesture towards Joey with his laptop case.
"Hey, I'm driving!" Joey said.
"Then be quiet!" Kaiba yelled.
Yugi who had gotten over his shock of Yami being dazed, turned to face Kaiba.
"Kaiba! I challenge you to a duel as Yami tried to do in his Final Act Of Courage!"
Kaiba rolled his eyes and hit Yugi over the head, dazing him too.
"That's not very ni." Tristan started to say, before being hit over the head as well.
"Can you knock out Mokuba? He's being really." Bakura said, before being dazed himself.
Kaiba settled back into his seat. Joey looked horrified and moved as far away from Kaiba as possible. Joey had a thought. He glared at Kaiba. "If you hit my sister."
"I wouldn't hit Serenity! She's a girl!" Kaiba said.
"Teá was a girl."
"Well, yeah. but she doesn't count."
They were arguing about that fact and not really paying attention to the road when Joey realized that he was about to run over two girls who were walking across the street. He yelled and hit the brake. The two girls looked at the two boys in shock and screamed simultaneously.
"HEY! We aren't STILL running over you." Kaiba called out the window. But the two girls were still screaming, though not really out of pain it seemed.
"JOEY WHEELER!!!!!"
"SETO KAIBA!!!!!!!!" They both screamed. Joey got out of the car to see if they were okay and was bowled over by the taller of the two who was hugging him violently.
"AHHH! She is tryin' to murder me!" Kaiba got out of the car to see what on earth was happening to Joey and was immediately hugged tightly by the shorter girl. Kaiba gasped because she was crushing his lungs. Joey looked amazed that someone was actually hugging him. He seemed very confused.
"IamCalciferthisisPatrickyouareJoey!Iworshipyou!" the girl hugging Joey said very fast. Kaiba looked rather shocked that he was being hugged by a random girl.
"Omigosh!" Patrick shouted as she hugged Kaiba. Then, she realeased him. "O my gosh! Seto Kaiba! You are so cool and tall and and." She blushed as she realized she was rambling. "I mean, Hi."
Calcifer was still babbling to Joey about how much she loved him. Joey was blushing as she praised him and told him her lifelong quest to murder Duke Devlin for he had done to Joey.
Patrick began to tell Kaiba how cool she thought he was, causing him to blush. She also told him about her quest to find him, and kill Pegasus for hurting him, but how she had been thwarted of her revenge by Yami Bakura.
"Ow. My. Head." Yami Bakura said as he woke up. Kaiba and Patrick immediately knocked him out. Serenity came out and looked askance at the girl hugging Joey.
"Um..who are you?"
"SERENTIY! IT IS REALLY YOU! MY GOODNESS THE SISTER OF JOEY WHEELER! ALL WHEELERS ARE PERFECT well, except for your mom and dad.......but anyway! AHHHHHH IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU!"
"But who are YOU?" Serenity asked.
"My name is Calcifer, and I love your brother more than anyone else in the world!"
"Um, okay." Serenity said looking confused.
"You DO?!" Joey asked. Calcifer blushed and nodded.
"COOL!"
Kaiba was beginning to like Patrick more and more as she rambled on about Duel monster strategies that included freaking your opponent out. Mokuba suddenly came out of the van to see what the commotion was, and saw Patrick hugging Kaiba.
"Ummm, who are you?" Mokuba asked. Patrick looked down.
"Oh, Patrick this is my little brother."
"Mokuba! Hi!"
Mokuba looked slightly confused. "How do you know my name?"
"I know almost everything about any Kaiba in exsistence, basically you two."
Kaiba looked shocked. "How many points did KaibaCorp go up in the Nasdaq yesterday?"
"20.3 points." She said. Kaiba looked stunned.
"My God. You DO know a lot about me."
"Uh do you know stuff about me?" Joey asked Calcifer.
"Oh yeah.."
"Like what?"
"Um everything."
"Wow."
"You guys are here for Mardi Gras, right?"
"How did you know that?" teá asked as she came out of the car rubbing her head.
"We know who you are, your purpose in life, the way you will die.......AND...what you ate for breakfast! Muahaha!"
Patrick wrinkled her nose. "Yuck, Slimfast?"
Teá ran away screaming. Kaiba looked at Patrick almost in awe. What type of power did these girls have, being all knowing AND being able to scare AND bash Teá.
"I am hungry." Joey commented.
"NEVER FEAR DARLIN'!" Calcifer said in a strange southern accent (courtesy of Pauline) "I'LL GET YAH SOME CHOW!" Joey looked very afraid. "Pauline! You owe me one!" she shouted into the sky, and grabbed a passing person's bicycle-realized she couldn't ride it-and ran off towards a restaurant.
"Is she always that insane?" Kaiba asked.
"Yeah.."
"And who is this Pauline?" joey asked
"a friend of ours." Kaite said. "For some reason she thinks Calcifer should have a southern accent when talking about joey so we put it in."
"WHAT?! Put it in what?!"
"Oh. Um never mind." Calcifer ran back carrying donuts, stew, pie, pizza, cake, and soda.
"Here, Joey! It is all for you! EAT EAT EAT!!!"
"Can I share it with people?" Joey asked.
"Anything you want!!!" She said gazing happily at him. "Okay STOP this is getting really mushy! Patrick can we cut this scene?"
"Maybe...."
"Cut it from WHAT?!" everyone asked.
"Ahh we'll tell you later." They both said.
"Okay you guys had better get on to your hotel! You don't want to lose your reservation!!" Calcifer said. "We got you three rooms at the Alligator Inn!"
"Wait! How did you know we were coming?!" Kaiba asked.
"we told you! We know all!" they said and ran off after Calcifer stuffed a piece of paper with her phone number, AIM name and email address into Joey's hands.
"See yah!" she called after waiting for Patrick to do the same thing to Kaiba.
"That was fairly surreal..." Bakura said.
"Oh I nearly forgot!" Calcifer called from a block away, "BAKURA! WATCH OUT FOR THE GATORS!" and ran off with Patrick.
"Did she say 'gators'?"
"I think so, you know: alligators." Joey said.
"Alligators?! Oh my. What was she talking about? She seemed rather insane wouldn't you say?"
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YAY! This chapter had three purposes: To have Kaiba go on a dazing spree, To introduce us, Calcifer and Patrick Mckinney, the authors, and to forshadow the next chapter, which includes waterskis and some very angry crocodiles. The end part of this chapter was complete insanity, but hey, this is what happens when Calcifer and I get hyper on sugar. Muhaha! Gingersnaps!
*Patrick and Miracle Vedailian begin to chant*
PM and MV: Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter!...
Seto and Pegasus: Oh my god! *runs*
Seto: *comes back* And if anyone flames her, beware! MUHAHAH!
PM: But constructive criticism is very much appreciative! MUAHAHAH!
Cacifer: Kaiba, you didn't spell you're laugh right! It should be MUAHAHAH! Not MUHAHAH!
Seto: *makes violent gesture towards Calcifer with laptop case*
PM: HEY! No killing the co-author! Everyone, read and review, and if anyone has any Téa bashing requests, then tell me in a review, and I might put them in. Téa bashing. One of the finer things in life.
Téa: Hey!
Yami: *randomly appears* I banish you to the shadow realm! *nothing happens*Dang it!
Seto: Umm, you're forgetting something.
PM: What?
Seto: *sigh* Patrick Mckinney does not own Yugioh.
PM: Oh riiiiiiiiight. I do not own Yugioh. Wait. I don't?
Seto: She's in a fantasy world don't disturb her. She definitely doesn't own Yugioh.
PM: Enough! You we have said that THREE times! AAAAAAAHHHHH! *calms down* Enjoy!
Note: This chapter contains many inside jokes, including the one about Pauline. If you think something is non sequitorial and doesn't fit, then live with it k? Also, pretend that Joey and Kaiba and everyone don't think it's weird that we have guy's names k? Just pretend they aren't. **************************************************************************** ******
The Louisiana heat was humid and unbearable as the carload of hyperactive, arguing teens drew into the town. Mai Valentine was fast asleep along with Yugi. Kaiba had a horrendous headache and Mokuba was bouncing up and down.
Kaiba turned around in his seat. "If I hear one more bloody thing about pink bunnies, Gardener." He threatened. But it was useless.
Teá wasn't listening to him because she was way too busy commenting about Joey's driving, and also saying that a pink bunny would do a better job than he would. Joey was fairly insulted.
"TEÁ! I CAN DRIVE!!!!"
"I NEVER KNEW!" she shouted back at him.
Kaiba, who had had enough of this yelling took his empty laptop case and hit Teá over the head with it, dazing her.
Yugi woke up and saw the dazed Teá.
"HEY! What did you do to Teá?!"
"I whacked her over the head with my laptop case. You got a problem with that?"
"Kaiba, Kaiba, Kaiba..You're saying it all wrong!" Joey protested. "You gotta say 'gotta' all one word! Not 'got a' sheesh! And don't make the 'th' sound wit the with! It should be 'wit'! If yah wanna threaten someone at least do it the right way!"
Yami came out of the Millenium puzzle.
"Kaiba." He said in a deep voice. "You need to learn a lesson about friendship."
"What friendship?" Kaiba asked.
"Kaiba! I challenge you to a duel!"
"Aw, shut up." Kaiba said as he hit Yami over the head with his laptop case. Yami fell over, dazed. "KAIBA! What did you do!?"
"Just dazed him. You got a, excuse me you 'gotta problem wit dat?'" Kaiba said, looking pointedly at Joey.
"You learn pretty fast, Kaiba! Though hittin' Yami like that is pretty much actin' like a jerk..Of course you ARE a jerk....."
Kaiba made a threatening gesture towards Joey with his laptop case.
"Hey, I'm driving!" Joey said.
"Then be quiet!" Kaiba yelled.
Yugi who had gotten over his shock of Yami being dazed, turned to face Kaiba.
"Kaiba! I challenge you to a duel as Yami tried to do in his Final Act Of Courage!"
Kaiba rolled his eyes and hit Yugi over the head, dazing him too.
"That's not very ni." Tristan started to say, before being hit over the head as well.
"Can you knock out Mokuba? He's being really." Bakura said, before being dazed himself.
Kaiba settled back into his seat. Joey looked horrified and moved as far away from Kaiba as possible. Joey had a thought. He glared at Kaiba. "If you hit my sister."
"I wouldn't hit Serenity! She's a girl!" Kaiba said.
"Teá was a girl."
"Well, yeah. but she doesn't count."
They were arguing about that fact and not really paying attention to the road when Joey realized that he was about to run over two girls who were walking across the street. He yelled and hit the brake. The two girls looked at the two boys in shock and screamed simultaneously.
"HEY! We aren't STILL running over you." Kaiba called out the window. But the two girls were still screaming, though not really out of pain it seemed.
"JOEY WHEELER!!!!!"
"SETO KAIBA!!!!!!!!" They both screamed. Joey got out of the car to see if they were okay and was bowled over by the taller of the two who was hugging him violently.
"AHHH! She is tryin' to murder me!" Kaiba got out of the car to see what on earth was happening to Joey and was immediately hugged tightly by the shorter girl. Kaiba gasped because she was crushing his lungs. Joey looked amazed that someone was actually hugging him. He seemed very confused.
"IamCalciferthisisPatrickyouareJoey!Iworshipyou!" the girl hugging Joey said very fast. Kaiba looked rather shocked that he was being hugged by a random girl.
"Omigosh!" Patrick shouted as she hugged Kaiba. Then, she realeased him. "O my gosh! Seto Kaiba! You are so cool and tall and and." She blushed as she realized she was rambling. "I mean, Hi."
Calcifer was still babbling to Joey about how much she loved him. Joey was blushing as she praised him and told him her lifelong quest to murder Duke Devlin for he had done to Joey.
Patrick began to tell Kaiba how cool she thought he was, causing him to blush. She also told him about her quest to find him, and kill Pegasus for hurting him, but how she had been thwarted of her revenge by Yami Bakura.
"Ow. My. Head." Yami Bakura said as he woke up. Kaiba and Patrick immediately knocked him out. Serenity came out and looked askance at the girl hugging Joey.
"Um..who are you?"
"SERENTIY! IT IS REALLY YOU! MY GOODNESS THE SISTER OF JOEY WHEELER! ALL WHEELERS ARE PERFECT well, except for your mom and dad.......but anyway! AHHHHHH IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU!"
"But who are YOU?" Serenity asked.
"My name is Calcifer, and I love your brother more than anyone else in the world!"
"Um, okay." Serenity said looking confused.
"You DO?!" Joey asked. Calcifer blushed and nodded.
"COOL!"
Kaiba was beginning to like Patrick more and more as she rambled on about Duel monster strategies that included freaking your opponent out. Mokuba suddenly came out of the van to see what the commotion was, and saw Patrick hugging Kaiba.
"Ummm, who are you?" Mokuba asked. Patrick looked down.
"Oh, Patrick this is my little brother."
"Mokuba! Hi!"
Mokuba looked slightly confused. "How do you know my name?"
"I know almost everything about any Kaiba in exsistence, basically you two."
Kaiba looked shocked. "How many points did KaibaCorp go up in the Nasdaq yesterday?"
"20.3 points." She said. Kaiba looked stunned.
"My God. You DO know a lot about me."
"Uh do you know stuff about me?" Joey asked Calcifer.
"Oh yeah.."
"Like what?"
"Um everything."
"Wow."
"You guys are here for Mardi Gras, right?"
"How did you know that?" teá asked as she came out of the car rubbing her head.
"We know who you are, your purpose in life, the way you will die.......AND...what you ate for breakfast! Muahaha!"
Patrick wrinkled her nose. "Yuck, Slimfast?"
Teá ran away screaming. Kaiba looked at Patrick almost in awe. What type of power did these girls have, being all knowing AND being able to scare AND bash Teá.
"I am hungry." Joey commented.
"NEVER FEAR DARLIN'!" Calcifer said in a strange southern accent (courtesy of Pauline) "I'LL GET YAH SOME CHOW!" Joey looked very afraid. "Pauline! You owe me one!" she shouted into the sky, and grabbed a passing person's bicycle-realized she couldn't ride it-and ran off towards a restaurant.
"Is she always that insane?" Kaiba asked.
"Yeah.."
"And who is this Pauline?" joey asked
"a friend of ours." Kaite said. "For some reason she thinks Calcifer should have a southern accent when talking about joey so we put it in."
"WHAT?! Put it in what?!"
"Oh. Um never mind." Calcifer ran back carrying donuts, stew, pie, pizza, cake, and soda.
"Here, Joey! It is all for you! EAT EAT EAT!!!"
"Can I share it with people?" Joey asked.
"Anything you want!!!" She said gazing happily at him. "Okay STOP this is getting really mushy! Patrick can we cut this scene?"
"Maybe...."
"Cut it from WHAT?!" everyone asked.
"Ahh we'll tell you later." They both said.
"Okay you guys had better get on to your hotel! You don't want to lose your reservation!!" Calcifer said. "We got you three rooms at the Alligator Inn!"
"Wait! How did you know we were coming?!" Kaiba asked.
"we told you! We know all!" they said and ran off after Calcifer stuffed a piece of paper with her phone number, AIM name and email address into Joey's hands.
"See yah!" she called after waiting for Patrick to do the same thing to Kaiba.
"That was fairly surreal..." Bakura said.
"Oh I nearly forgot!" Calcifer called from a block away, "BAKURA! WATCH OUT FOR THE GATORS!" and ran off with Patrick.
"Did she say 'gators'?"
"I think so, you know: alligators." Joey said.
"Alligators?! Oh my. What was she talking about? She seemed rather insane wouldn't you say?"
**************************************************************************** ******
YAY! This chapter had three purposes: To have Kaiba go on a dazing spree, To introduce us, Calcifer and Patrick Mckinney, the authors, and to forshadow the next chapter, which includes waterskis and some very angry crocodiles. The end part of this chapter was complete insanity, but hey, this is what happens when Calcifer and I get hyper on sugar. Muhaha! Gingersnaps!
*Patrick and Miracle Vedailian begin to chant*
PM and MV: Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter!...
Seto and Pegasus: Oh my god! *runs*
Seto: *comes back* And if anyone flames her, beware! MUHAHAH!
PM: But constructive criticism is very much appreciative! MUAHAHAH!
Cacifer: Kaiba, you didn't spell you're laugh right! It should be MUAHAHAH! Not MUHAHAH!
Seto: *makes violent gesture towards Calcifer with laptop case*
PM: HEY! No killing the co-author! Everyone, read and review, and if anyone has any Téa bashing requests, then tell me in a review, and I might put them in. Téa bashing. One of the finer things in life.
Téa: Hey!
Yami: *randomly appears* I banish you to the shadow realm! *nothing happens*Dang it!