Hello Everyone! We're Back!
Seto: You know, you say that at the beginning of every chapter?
PM: Be quiet. Now, this is the chapter that includes some very. displeased alligators, And many many refrences to other things. So Calcifer will do the disclaimer.
Calcifer: Hello! Contrary to popular belief we do NOT own: Yu-Gi-Oh, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Crocodile Dundee.
PM: WE DON'T?! NOOOOOOOOOO! *Sees mob of angry authors and lawyers* Oh right. We don't.
Calcifer: Thanks to all our reviewers!
Tipo.: We're on to your secret identity! Nice try, Rogndaldr! Your review was.interesting. You know, I had a girl say my story was interesting once, I wasn't sure whether it was an insult or a compliment ;-) anyway, thanks for the review!
Authors' notes: GINGER SNAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PM: You can do anything if you have ginger snaps!
Calcifer: Ginger snaps are power! And remember, kids: Bears do NOT have long, fluffy fox tails, despite what the Audubon Society thinks! BEARS DON'T HAVE TAILS!!!!
PM: Good little, Calcifer! We'll take you to the psychiatrist tomorrow!
Calcifer: BEARS DON'T HAVE TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!! *Weeping madly, strangling Audubon Constellation book. Men in white coats come to take Calcifer away* BEARS DON'T HAVE TAILS!! *Is being shoved into padded van* NO TAILS!!!!
PM: Let her go! I need her for the story! This chapter is slightly less insane than the last one, though not by much, though it IS less insane than Calcifer.
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"Hey, you guys! Let's go waterskiing!" Serenity said excitedly.
"What?"
"Let's go waterskiing!" She repeated.
"But there is no water here." Bakura pointed out.
"The bayou, silly!"
"THE WHAT?!"
"Bayou. It is like a river, only muddier. And more dangerous."
"Dangerous?"
"You know! Alligators, water rats, poisonous water snakes called 'water moccasins'."
"And you are proposing that we actually go in this water?" Bakura asked.
"Doesn't it sound like the most fun you ever could have?!" Serenity said, bouncing around happily.
"Um.."
"Great! We can go now!"
" Well."
"What are we talking about?" Joey, who had just walked up, asked.
"Bakura is being a sissy." Serenity said.
"No I am not! I just don't think water skiing with alligators is that good of an idea."
"It'll be fun!" Joey said. "Hey, sis! Remember the time we went bungee jumping with homemade cords?"
"Why do I feel like I am going to die?" Bakura asked himself.
"What's this about bungee jumping?" Kaiba said from behind Joey. Joey jumped.
"I'm serious Kaiba, you've gotta stop doin' that. Serenity an' I were remembering the time we went bungee jumping with homemade cords."
"And you're still alive?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't we be?"
Kaiba shook his head. "Never mind."
"Anyway," Joey said. "We're going waterskiing in the bayou."
"Great, have a good time, see you at the morgue."
"No, you're coming too."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, and we can splash the alligators with our skis!"
"I refuse to do something as juvenile and stupid as that."
Joey paused for a moment. "HEY! What does that imply!?"
"Exactly what you think it does. But in case you don't understand, I'll spell it out for you. You are juvenile, and stupid, got that?"
Joey glared at Kaiba. "Well, if some people don't want to.
"To risk their lives, you mean?"
"Well, umm."
"C'mon, big brother!" Serenity called, from outside the door.
"Coming!" He called, and ran out, grabbing Bakura and Kaiba.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, Wheeler!" Kaiba shouted.
"Waterskiing with alligators?" Bakura said. "Oh my."
**************************************************************************** ****** The teenagers and Mokuba assembled by the rented speed boat.
"I am going to sit in the front, show off my bikini to any boy who might be watching, and watch you all kill yourselves," Mai said.
"Fine. And I'LL stand on the sidelines and laugh." Kaiba said.
"And I'll just go home shall I." Bakura said nervously.
"No way! C'mon, Bakura!" Mokuba and Serenity said.
"Waitaminute! My brother is NOT skiing with alligators!"
"Spoilsport." Mokuba said, pouting.
Joey dragged Bakura into the boat. "Ummm, you guys." Bakura said apprehensively. "I don't think."
"Let's go!" Joey said, cutting off Bakura. Serenity got in the water and Joey started up the boat. Serenity was very good at waterskiing.
"Whee! This is so fun!" She went closer to the alligators. "Awww, you're so cuuuuute!" The alligator, who was scarred for life at being called cute by a girl in a pink bikini, swam quickly away. "Ohh! Don't go!" she called after it. She then gave an extremely wild yell and skied jubilantly over to the other side neatly spraying Kaiba with the wake from her skis.
"Hey!" he spluttered as the water entered his mouth. Mokuba laughed as his brother wrung water out of his coat. Mai giggled. Kaiba glared at her. As the boat got closer to the party on the shore, Kaiba yelled: "Hey, Mai! CATCH!" and threw a very large ball of pond scum at her, which hit her directly in the face.
"KAIBA!" Joey yelled. "Leave Mai alone!"
Two girls were snickering in lawn chairs a little ways away. They wore sunglasses and were drinking piña coladas.
"Absolutely brilliant." Patrick said to Calcifer. Who was glaring at Mai for getting Joey's sympathy.
"I don't see why he has to feel sorry for her." She said grumpily. "But it WAS funny."
"Okay, I am skiing next!" Joey yelled. Kaiba got on the boat to drive. Mai got off to make room. The second Joey got on the skis he went over and sprayed Mai.
"JOEY WHEELER!" She screamed at him. He began laughing so hard that he nearly ran straight into an alligator.
"Woah! Hey there!" He said to the alligator. Then he steered away, spraying the alligator, making it...very displeased. "Oops. Sorry!" He called and went around the bayou a bit more. "Okay! It is Bakura's turn now!"
"Um. How about I just watch from over here." Bakura suggested.
"NO WAY!" Joey shouted. And shoved Bakura into the bayou, where he had no choice but to grab onto the rope and get on the skis. The boat began to go and he was muttering 'oh dear' repeatedly. Joey was driving and began making extremely fast turns, causing Bakura to experience some discomfort. He was passing the opposite bank, when he saw the two girls.
"AHHHHH! There are those two prophetic girls!" He yelled and then saw the alligator that had been..displeased with Joey, swimming after him with all his friends, except the emotionally scarred one that was off finding a psychiatrist..to eat. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled and let go of the rope in his state of shock. He began swimming as fast as he could towards the boat.
"Do hurry, Bakura! Do hurry!" Kaiba called out in a mockery of Bakura's accent. All the people in the boat laughed and Joey slowly began turning the boat around to save Bakura.
"How do you think we should get rid of the alligator?" Calcifer asked Patrick.
"How about if Kenshin came with his sword and."
"Or Sano could come and."
"Or Kurama could come and."
"Wait. This is a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction, isn't it.?" Calcifer said.
"Dang." They both said.
"I guess we should stick to the usual guys then?" Patrick asked. "I know! Seto could use his laptop case and knock out the alligators! And then. Bakura, in his thankfulness, could give Seto the Millennium Eye, and he could use it as a bribe to take over Pegasus's company!"
"Oh please! That is sooo lame!" Calcifer said while scribbling on a piece of paper. "This is MY idea." She said, holding up her piece of paper that had a drawing of Joey, wearing an Australian hat, shark tooth necklace, khaki pants, and a vest without a shirt. "CROCODILE DUN-JOEY!"
"Wouldn't it be 'Alligator Dun-Joey?" Patrick asked.
"More like 'Alligator DUMB-Joey'" Kaiba said.
"Or 'Alligator Dun-Ate-Joey'" Mokuba said, laughing.
"HEY!" Calcifer yelled, and lunged at them.
"A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE OVER HERE!' Bakura cried out.
"Oh. Right." They both said.
"Hey, Alligators! Go away or here's what we'll do:." Calcifer began.
"We'll let Serenity emotionally scar you!" Patrick finished. The alligators fled.
"Hey you guys sound like Para and Dox!" Yugi said.
"Uh-oh! If we continue to rhyme." Patrick said.
"We'll have to serve time!" Calcifer added.
"That isn't cool!"
"Mai looks like a fool!"
"That is irrelevant!"
"She looks like an elephant!"
"What sense does that make?"
"Would you like a steak?"
"CALCIFER!"
"Umm..umm.. DANG! What rhymes with Calcifer?!"
"Nothing! And that is the way it is going to stay!
"I'm not sure I like things this way."
"I'm warning you."
"Would you like some stew?"
"NO! YOU CUT THAT OUT!"
"I am going to pout!"
"Okay everyone: We're leaving! Goodbye!
"No need to cry!"
"CALCIFER! YOU SHALL DIE!
"Oh my.." Bakura said.
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PM: Well, there you have it! Complete insanity.
Calcifer: Bears.
PM:*shuts Calcifer up* They'll come for you again! Seto, you can do the honors!
Seto: Constructive criticism is completely adored, but inconstructive criticism, also known as flames, will not be Tolerated. This is why I have my sugar water gun.
Joey: And my REBD can torch them all! MUAHAHAHAH!!
Seto: Riiiiiiiiight then. And the emotionally scarred alligators will attack flamers after they are done with their quest to wreak vengeance on Serenity for emotionally scarring them. Thank you.
PM: AND KENSHIN HIMURA ROCKS!
Seto: *looks unhappy* That red haired, no good.
PM: *Keeps him quiet, you can guess how*
Calcifer: SANOSUKE SAGARA IS AWESOME! AND BEARS.DON'T.HAVE.
PM: *Attacks Calcifer*
Calcifer: TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Oh my.
Seto: You know, you say that at the beginning of every chapter?
PM: Be quiet. Now, this is the chapter that includes some very. displeased alligators, And many many refrences to other things. So Calcifer will do the disclaimer.
Calcifer: Hello! Contrary to popular belief we do NOT own: Yu-Gi-Oh, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Crocodile Dundee.
PM: WE DON'T?! NOOOOOOOOOO! *Sees mob of angry authors and lawyers* Oh right. We don't.
Calcifer: Thanks to all our reviewers!
Tipo.: We're on to your secret identity! Nice try, Rogndaldr! Your review was.interesting. You know, I had a girl say my story was interesting once, I wasn't sure whether it was an insult or a compliment ;-) anyway, thanks for the review!
Authors' notes: GINGER SNAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PM: You can do anything if you have ginger snaps!
Calcifer: Ginger snaps are power! And remember, kids: Bears do NOT have long, fluffy fox tails, despite what the Audubon Society thinks! BEARS DON'T HAVE TAILS!!!!
PM: Good little, Calcifer! We'll take you to the psychiatrist tomorrow!
Calcifer: BEARS DON'T HAVE TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!! *Weeping madly, strangling Audubon Constellation book. Men in white coats come to take Calcifer away* BEARS DON'T HAVE TAILS!! *Is being shoved into padded van* NO TAILS!!!!
PM: Let her go! I need her for the story! This chapter is slightly less insane than the last one, though not by much, though it IS less insane than Calcifer.
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"Hey, you guys! Let's go waterskiing!" Serenity said excitedly.
"What?"
"Let's go waterskiing!" She repeated.
"But there is no water here." Bakura pointed out.
"The bayou, silly!"
"THE WHAT?!"
"Bayou. It is like a river, only muddier. And more dangerous."
"Dangerous?"
"You know! Alligators, water rats, poisonous water snakes called 'water moccasins'."
"And you are proposing that we actually go in this water?" Bakura asked.
"Doesn't it sound like the most fun you ever could have?!" Serenity said, bouncing around happily.
"Um.."
"Great! We can go now!"
" Well."
"What are we talking about?" Joey, who had just walked up, asked.
"Bakura is being a sissy." Serenity said.
"No I am not! I just don't think water skiing with alligators is that good of an idea."
"It'll be fun!" Joey said. "Hey, sis! Remember the time we went bungee jumping with homemade cords?"
"Why do I feel like I am going to die?" Bakura asked himself.
"What's this about bungee jumping?" Kaiba said from behind Joey. Joey jumped.
"I'm serious Kaiba, you've gotta stop doin' that. Serenity an' I were remembering the time we went bungee jumping with homemade cords."
"And you're still alive?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't we be?"
Kaiba shook his head. "Never mind."
"Anyway," Joey said. "We're going waterskiing in the bayou."
"Great, have a good time, see you at the morgue."
"No, you're coming too."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, and we can splash the alligators with our skis!"
"I refuse to do something as juvenile and stupid as that."
Joey paused for a moment. "HEY! What does that imply!?"
"Exactly what you think it does. But in case you don't understand, I'll spell it out for you. You are juvenile, and stupid, got that?"
Joey glared at Kaiba. "Well, if some people don't want to.
"To risk their lives, you mean?"
"Well, umm."
"C'mon, big brother!" Serenity called, from outside the door.
"Coming!" He called, and ran out, grabbing Bakura and Kaiba.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, Wheeler!" Kaiba shouted.
"Waterskiing with alligators?" Bakura said. "Oh my."
**************************************************************************** ****** The teenagers and Mokuba assembled by the rented speed boat.
"I am going to sit in the front, show off my bikini to any boy who might be watching, and watch you all kill yourselves," Mai said.
"Fine. And I'LL stand on the sidelines and laugh." Kaiba said.
"And I'll just go home shall I." Bakura said nervously.
"No way! C'mon, Bakura!" Mokuba and Serenity said.
"Waitaminute! My brother is NOT skiing with alligators!"
"Spoilsport." Mokuba said, pouting.
Joey dragged Bakura into the boat. "Ummm, you guys." Bakura said apprehensively. "I don't think."
"Let's go!" Joey said, cutting off Bakura. Serenity got in the water and Joey started up the boat. Serenity was very good at waterskiing.
"Whee! This is so fun!" She went closer to the alligators. "Awww, you're so cuuuuute!" The alligator, who was scarred for life at being called cute by a girl in a pink bikini, swam quickly away. "Ohh! Don't go!" she called after it. She then gave an extremely wild yell and skied jubilantly over to the other side neatly spraying Kaiba with the wake from her skis.
"Hey!" he spluttered as the water entered his mouth. Mokuba laughed as his brother wrung water out of his coat. Mai giggled. Kaiba glared at her. As the boat got closer to the party on the shore, Kaiba yelled: "Hey, Mai! CATCH!" and threw a very large ball of pond scum at her, which hit her directly in the face.
"KAIBA!" Joey yelled. "Leave Mai alone!"
Two girls were snickering in lawn chairs a little ways away. They wore sunglasses and were drinking piña coladas.
"Absolutely brilliant." Patrick said to Calcifer. Who was glaring at Mai for getting Joey's sympathy.
"I don't see why he has to feel sorry for her." She said grumpily. "But it WAS funny."
"Okay, I am skiing next!" Joey yelled. Kaiba got on the boat to drive. Mai got off to make room. The second Joey got on the skis he went over and sprayed Mai.
"JOEY WHEELER!" She screamed at him. He began laughing so hard that he nearly ran straight into an alligator.
"Woah! Hey there!" He said to the alligator. Then he steered away, spraying the alligator, making it...very displeased. "Oops. Sorry!" He called and went around the bayou a bit more. "Okay! It is Bakura's turn now!"
"Um. How about I just watch from over here." Bakura suggested.
"NO WAY!" Joey shouted. And shoved Bakura into the bayou, where he had no choice but to grab onto the rope and get on the skis. The boat began to go and he was muttering 'oh dear' repeatedly. Joey was driving and began making extremely fast turns, causing Bakura to experience some discomfort. He was passing the opposite bank, when he saw the two girls.
"AHHHHH! There are those two prophetic girls!" He yelled and then saw the alligator that had been..displeased with Joey, swimming after him with all his friends, except the emotionally scarred one that was off finding a psychiatrist..to eat. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled and let go of the rope in his state of shock. He began swimming as fast as he could towards the boat.
"Do hurry, Bakura! Do hurry!" Kaiba called out in a mockery of Bakura's accent. All the people in the boat laughed and Joey slowly began turning the boat around to save Bakura.
"How do you think we should get rid of the alligator?" Calcifer asked Patrick.
"How about if Kenshin came with his sword and."
"Or Sano could come and."
"Or Kurama could come and."
"Wait. This is a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction, isn't it.?" Calcifer said.
"Dang." They both said.
"I guess we should stick to the usual guys then?" Patrick asked. "I know! Seto could use his laptop case and knock out the alligators! And then. Bakura, in his thankfulness, could give Seto the Millennium Eye, and he could use it as a bribe to take over Pegasus's company!"
"Oh please! That is sooo lame!" Calcifer said while scribbling on a piece of paper. "This is MY idea." She said, holding up her piece of paper that had a drawing of Joey, wearing an Australian hat, shark tooth necklace, khaki pants, and a vest without a shirt. "CROCODILE DUN-JOEY!"
"Wouldn't it be 'Alligator Dun-Joey?" Patrick asked.
"More like 'Alligator DUMB-Joey'" Kaiba said.
"Or 'Alligator Dun-Ate-Joey'" Mokuba said, laughing.
"HEY!" Calcifer yelled, and lunged at them.
"A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE OVER HERE!' Bakura cried out.
"Oh. Right." They both said.
"Hey, Alligators! Go away or here's what we'll do:." Calcifer began.
"We'll let Serenity emotionally scar you!" Patrick finished. The alligators fled.
"Hey you guys sound like Para and Dox!" Yugi said.
"Uh-oh! If we continue to rhyme." Patrick said.
"We'll have to serve time!" Calcifer added.
"That isn't cool!"
"Mai looks like a fool!"
"That is irrelevant!"
"She looks like an elephant!"
"What sense does that make?"
"Would you like a steak?"
"CALCIFER!"
"Umm..umm.. DANG! What rhymes with Calcifer?!"
"Nothing! And that is the way it is going to stay!
"I'm not sure I like things this way."
"I'm warning you."
"Would you like some stew?"
"NO! YOU CUT THAT OUT!"
"I am going to pout!"
"Okay everyone: We're leaving! Goodbye!
"No need to cry!"
"CALCIFER! YOU SHALL DIE!
"Oh my.." Bakura said.
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PM: Well, there you have it! Complete insanity.
Calcifer: Bears.
PM:*shuts Calcifer up* They'll come for you again! Seto, you can do the honors!
Seto: Constructive criticism is completely adored, but inconstructive criticism, also known as flames, will not be Tolerated. This is why I have my sugar water gun.
Joey: And my REBD can torch them all! MUAHAHAHAH!!
Seto: Riiiiiiiiight then. And the emotionally scarred alligators will attack flamers after they are done with their quest to wreak vengeance on Serenity for emotionally scarring them. Thank you.
PM: AND KENSHIN HIMURA ROCKS!
Seto: *looks unhappy* That red haired, no good.
PM: *Keeps him quiet, you can guess how*
Calcifer: SANOSUKE SAGARA IS AWESOME! AND BEARS.DON'T.HAVE.
PM: *Attacks Calcifer*
Calcifer: TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Oh my.