PM: Hi, we are back!

Calcifer: Again.

Joey: Yeah.

Kaiba: Exciting isn't it.

Calcifer: Yes, yes.

Joey: I'm jumping for joy.

PM: Hey! That's not nice!

Calcifer: *whispering to audience* We think the Kindergarten Seminar affected her mind.

PM: I DIDN'T GO TO A KINDERGARTEN SEMINAR!

Calcifer/Joey: That's what they ALL say.

PM: THAT ISN'T NICE!

Calcifer: See what we mean? Oh, by the way, we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

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As they drove into the town Teá spotted a sign saying that there was a dance tonight. She really wanted to go and show off her dancing skills. After they had checked in and Joey and Tristan had gone off to buy some maple sugar candy from the gift shop, Teá asked Serenity if she wanted to go to the dance. Serenity declined, so Teá asked Bakura who blanched and ran away, and then she went looking for Yugi who was out buying some Duel Monsters Cards from a shop down the road. Once she found him and asked him whether he wanted to go or not he said sure. As they went to go get dressed for it Yugi passed Kaiba in the corridor.

"Hi Kaiba! Do you want to go dancing with us?" he asked. Kaiba merely glared at him and went into his room. "I'll take that as a 'no'." Yugi sighed to himself. Mai poked her head out of her room.

"Yugi! Did you say 'dancing'?"

"Yeah, Mai. Want to come?" He said.

"Sure thing. Who else is going?"

"Well.me and Teá." Mai looked horrified.

"Only you two? How boring! Never mind!" She went back into her room and slammed the door. Yugi sighed again. He was not a very good dancer. He was standing in the hallway remembering the last time he had danced and knocked ton of stuff over, when a piece of candy was thrust in front of his face.

"HEY Yug'!" Joey said cheerfully, "You look blue." "Yeah. I am going to a dance thing with Teá and I am really, really bad at all dancing. I am trying to get other people to come but no one wants to." Joey looked thoughtful.

"Well. I guess I could come, and maybe Tristan. What about Mai? And Serenity? None of them wanted to go?"

"Nope." Yugi said, sadly and ate the piece of candy Joey was offering him.

"Why did you say 'yes' if you don't like dancing?" Joey asked him. "I personally can think of lots of better stuff to do then a square dance."

"It is a SQUARE DANCE?" Yugi said looking even more upset.

"Yeah, that is what the sign said. Also, ten dollars per person. Sounded pretty ghastly to me." Joey said smiling. Yugi moaned. This was getting worse and worse. "Well, at least with a square dance you are told what dance moves to do." Joey offered.

"Ooooh, yay." Yugi said sarcastically "Just what I need."

"How about this: I tell Serenity and Tristan to go with Teá and you stay home with Bakura and me?"

"I Guess so..." Before Yugi could finish his sentence Joey had run off to go tell Serenity and Tristan to get ready to go and to tell Teá that Yugi wasn't going. "Man he is hyper," Yugi said to himself, he was feeling a bit hyper too, come to think about it.but had he even had any sugar today? Oh yeah, Joey's candy. He saw Tristan coming up the stairs and bouncing up and down on each stair.

"Hi Tristan! What are you doing?' Yugi said running over.

"Uhhh just hopping." Tristan said while eating maple sugar candies out of box, there were two left.

"How many of those have you HAD?!" Yugi yelled.

"Well. there are twelve in a box and this is my second box and there are two left.twenty-two."

"What?! Tristan, those things are pure sugar!"

"Really?" Tristan said disinterestedly. Then Mokuba came over.

"Hi guys! Whatcha doing?" He asked. "Is that candy? Can I have some?"

"No!" Tristan yelled. Mai had heard him yell and came out of her room.

"Please?" begged Mokuba.

"NO! NO! NO!" Tristan shouted. Mai looked shocked.

"Tristan Taylor! How can you be so mean to a little kid?"

"Mai he gets really hyper!" Yugi protested.

"Kids are supposed to be hyper!" said Mai. "Come on, Mokuba! I'll buy you some of your own." They walked of and Tristan was absentmindedly fiddling with his jacket and hair, he was always moving.

" This wont be good." Yugi said. Joey came running back.

"Higuys!Howareyou?Iamfine!Thatisgreat!" He was bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet just like Tristan; he was talking really fast and babbling.

"Joey? How many candies have you had?" Yugi asked.

"Uhhh two boxes plus six that would be.thirty candies!" he said. "Why? By the way, Yugi, I told Teá that you weren't going and she was okay with that and I gave her some candy and I gave Serenity some too and then I saw Bakura....." Joey continued to talk but he was saying things so fast that it was impossible to follow.

Then Teá came out of her room and she hopping from one foot to the other. Serenity came out too, rapidly braiding and unbraiding her bangs, Bakura was running up and down the hall. Yugi looked at all the hyper people around him and then realized that he was fidgeting too. Everyone was talking really fast and nothing could be understood. Finally, annoyed by the noise, Kaiba walked out into the hallway. He looked partially amused until he saw Mai and Mokuba coming back from the gift shop. Mokuba was holding an open box and was eating something out of it. Mai was also chewing on something, and by the fact that Mokuba was running in zigzags the 'something' he was eating was sugar.
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No one ended up going to the dance that night. Everyone went swimming, did their laundry, took showers, organized their dueling cards, played video games, played basketball and exercised- all in one hour. Amazing thing sugar. Kaiba unfortunately had eaten some of the candies immediately prior to coming out to see what was going on in the hallway so everyone was bouncing off the walls.

They stayed up all night doing any activity that would use up their excess energy. In the morning they all, except Mokuba, looked worse for wear. Serenity's and Joey's hair was identical: all over the place. They looked very similar; the family resemblance was very visible. Tristan had deep shadows under his eyes and was under the proud opinion that he had five-o'clock shadow. He tried to point it out and everyone laughed at him. Mai's makeup had smeared, but she still looked better than everyone else. Kaiba's hair was also messed up. Bakura looked very disheveled. All in all: it had not been a good night. They were still hyper however..