GOHAN! YES!
Goten found him sparring with their father and Piccolo. He waved his arms and shouted, "HEY! GOHAN!"
Gohan shouted back, "CAN THIS WA-UGH!" Piccolo had kneed him in the stomach then hit him on the head both hands clenched together at once, sending Gohan careening into ground. A few seconds later, Gohan crawled out of the crater he had made, then stood up and gingerly touched the top of his head where a large bump was forming. He looked up at Piccolo and his dad and shouted, "YOU GUYS GO ON AHEAD! I'LL JOIN YOU IN A SEC!" The Namekian and full-blooded Sayin-Jin smirked, then started beating the crap out of each other.
Gohan sighed and was about to shake his head, but though better of it and flew up to Goten. "So, what's wrong?" Gohan asked. Goten wasn't laughing at him for getting slammed into the ground, which bothered him.
Goten mumbled something incoherently under his breath while looking down. He glanced up and saw Gohan's blank face, then looked back down. Taking a deep breath, he said quickly, "Trunks and I are in love."
About half a mile away, Piccolo stopped and looked over his shoulder at Goten. "Say what?" then got smashed into the ground by an oblivious Goku.
It took Gohan a little bit longer to get the full message. His first reaction was, "Oh." Then he frowned and said, "Oooooooh.."
Goten continued nervously with a shaky voice. "So Bulma, well um, found out and is, uh, is calling mom."
Gohan shook his head. "You give me too much credit. We need Dad. Only he can handle Mom!"
Goten wished that they were on the ground so that he could kick a rock or something. He felt an arm over his shoulders and looked up into the face of his caring, smiling brother.
"It's ok," Gohan said softly, "Lets get Dad."
Goten felt tears threatening to pour out and avoided looking at Gohan by instead looking back down. He didn't trust his voice, either, so he just nodded.
Gohan and Goten landed on the ground and walked over to where Goku and Piccolo were sparring. Gohan took a deep breath, then shouted, "HEY DAD!"
Goku and Piccolo both stopped and looked down.
"WE NEED TO TALK!"
Goku floated down and stood about a foot away in front of his sons. Piccolo landed around five feet behind Goku and crossed his arms, pretending to not be interested. Goku grinned and said, "So, what is it?"
Goten looked at his feet, and sighed loudly when he didn't see a rock that he could kick, then said, "Well, I-I'm gay."
Suddenly, Goku's face went blank, then he looked behind himself to Piccolo and whispered, "Hey, Piccolo, what's that mean?"
Piccolo did a face fall and Gohan got a big sweat drop, while Goten gritted his teeth, hoping that his own father hadn't actually just asked that.
Piccolo stood up and rubbed his temples, trying to figure out how to phrase this as simply as possible. He said, "It's when someone likes someone else of the same gender. In this case, Goten likes another boy."
Goku replied, "Oh, ok." He then turned back to his sons with an expectant face, as if he was waiting for them to say something of more importance. Goku scratched the back of his head. "That it?"
Goten put his face in his hands and asked, "Is he always like this?"
Gohan nodded. "Just about."
"Since before you two were born," Piccolo added.
Goku frowned and crossed his arms. "What did I do?"
"Dad, lets just go home," Gohan said.
Goten floated up into the air and said, "I'm going to go check up with Trunks." He then flew off.
Piccolo put back on his turban and cape and left.
"WHAT!?" A still confused Goku screamed. *

On to Chapter Four! R&R!