HADDONFIELD, IL: OCTOBER 31, 2004, HALLOWEEN: Kids are gathering around to trick or treat in Haddonfield, thinking that Michael Myers died in 1998 (at the end of H20). The much-alive Michael Myers is watching them from behind the bushes where Laurie and Annie spotted Michael 26 years ago.
KID #1 (Spock): What did you get, Lonnie?
LONNIE (Zombie with a hockey mask on, carrying a machete): I got some Tootsie Rolls and a Pay Day. What'd you get?
KID #1: A Pay Day, a chocholate-chip cookie, and Freddy vs. Jason on DVD.
LONNIE: Why do they make movies based on real-life events like that? My dad says he survived the Elm Street Murders of 1984.
(Michael continues to watch the kids. All of a sudden, we hear Sam Loomis's voice. The Halloween theme plays in the background.)
LOOMIS: There it is, officers!! Kill it!!
SHERRIF: Don't you mean "Him"?
LOOMIS: It is not a "him"..... Just kill Michael Myers......
(The Loomises set up a bomb while The cops are shooting Mocahel Myers. Joan is holding the detonator in her hands while Sam throws the bomb at Michael and shoots the bomb with his gun. There is a huge KABOOM!!! Dr. Samuel Loomis is killed instantly. Michael Myers is in flames. Joan Loomis takes out a gun and grips it with both hands.)
JOAN LOOMIS: I am going to do what my father should have done forty-one years ago, you son of a bitch!!!!........GOT TO HELL!!!
(Joan Loomis is shooting at Michael Myers until he falls to the ground, dead. A glove with razor blades for fingernails and a hand with a machete in it grab Michael Myers and pull him into Hell.......)
MANY, MANY, MANY, CENTURIES LATER: It is the future in outer space. The frozen bodies of Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees are placed in a space shuttle, side by side. The workers leave and the bodies slowly begin to unthaw.......
THE END
KID #1 (Spock): What did you get, Lonnie?
LONNIE (Zombie with a hockey mask on, carrying a machete): I got some Tootsie Rolls and a Pay Day. What'd you get?
KID #1: A Pay Day, a chocholate-chip cookie, and Freddy vs. Jason on DVD.
LONNIE: Why do they make movies based on real-life events like that? My dad says he survived the Elm Street Murders of 1984.
(Michael continues to watch the kids. All of a sudden, we hear Sam Loomis's voice. The Halloween theme plays in the background.)
LOOMIS: There it is, officers!! Kill it!!
SHERRIF: Don't you mean "Him"?
LOOMIS: It is not a "him"..... Just kill Michael Myers......
(The Loomises set up a bomb while The cops are shooting Mocahel Myers. Joan is holding the detonator in her hands while Sam throws the bomb at Michael and shoots the bomb with his gun. There is a huge KABOOM!!! Dr. Samuel Loomis is killed instantly. Michael Myers is in flames. Joan Loomis takes out a gun and grips it with both hands.)
JOAN LOOMIS: I am going to do what my father should have done forty-one years ago, you son of a bitch!!!!........GOT TO HELL!!!
(Joan Loomis is shooting at Michael Myers until he falls to the ground, dead. A glove with razor blades for fingernails and a hand with a machete in it grab Michael Myers and pull him into Hell.......)
MANY, MANY, MANY, CENTURIES LATER: It is the future in outer space. The frozen bodies of Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees are placed in a space shuttle, side by side. The workers leave and the bodies slowly begin to unthaw.......
THE END