Mr. Rurouni Kenshin Contest
By Anime no Miko
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Audience: "AnM!! Grr! How dare you leave us sitting there for MONTHS!"
AnM: "Eh … he he …"
Audience: "WELL?!"
AnM: "Look! Two bishies are coming now! "
Warning: Song lyrics borrowed and modified.
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-- Talent Time Show / Part 5 --
Havoc broke loose after Sou-chan and Okita's duet. Always so prompt, AnM dialed operator …
AnM: "NYPD, please. What the hell do you mean they're in coffee and donuts break?! This is an emergency!!"
Operator: "Calm down, miss. Geez! I'll transfer your call."
AnM: "Thanks! Hello? Yes, officer. Please send me your biggest men. I'm the hostess of the Mr. Rurouni Kenshin Contest and we have all the bishies and all the fandom, they are tearing down the place and … Let go off Okita, April-san!"
NYPD: "This joke is getting old, missy. Stop the prank calls or I'll have to call your father."
AnM: "Hello??? Don't you--! Hello??!!"
Yup, girls ( and guys ). The NYPD hung the phone on AnM!!! The almighty AnM. The nerves!
AnM: "What the hell--?!!"
And so, she had no other option left than make her call to the anime world. Guess who showed up? Space Cowboy Spike Spiegel and Vash the Stampede. Not bad, huh? They are not big, true. But they got the guns!
( 5 mins later )
AnM: "You are fired!"
It didn't work. The crowd went even crazier, and … wilder. Aha! But then Kami gave AnM the greatest idea ever. They summoned Master Rochi and Happousai, who gladly traveled there … in a blink of the eye! And their chasing of skirts hasn't ceased!
But the show must go on!
AnM: "Now, minna-san. Let me introduce to you, Kenshin and Hiko!!!"
The slightest frown can be seen in Hiko's face. Kenshin is clueless. As usual.
AnM: "What, Hiko? Oh! Oops. This is … Hiko and Kenshin!!! "
Master and student are donned in … their usual outfits. How unexpected, yet again, nothing sexier than their normal clothes, ne? The fangirls scream, squeak, cry … and whatnot! Hiko takes this very professionally … professionally Hiko-ness, while poor Kenshin looks like a tomato.
The music starts and … what is this? Shaggy's It Wasn't Me ?!
[ picture the video clip ]
Kenshin: Yo sensei.
Hiko: Yo.
Kenshin: Open up, sensei
Hiko: What do you want, baka
desshou?
Kenshin:
They just caught me; that they did
Hiko: You let them catch you?
Kenshin:
I don't know how I let this happen
Hiko: Who did?
Kenshin: Her brother, the guy with white hair, you know?
Hiko: Baka....
Kenshin: What should I do?
Hiko: Get rid of him
Kenshin: Nani?!
Kenshin:
***Her brother came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping on Kaoru-dono
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the dojo floor
Aye, How could I forget
that Tomoe had a little bro
All this time he was standing there
He never took her eyes off me
Hiko:
How you can grant the brother access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your sword
You better watch your back before he tells his sis
Best for you and situation not to call the Mibu Wolf
To be a true samurai you have to know how to fight
If she say you're not, convince him say you're gay ( Oro?!! )
Never admit to a word when he say makes a claim
And you tell Tomoe baby no way
* chorus
Kenshin:
But he caught me on the counter
(it wasn't me)
Kenshin:
Saw me banging on the sofa
(it wasn't me)
Kenshin:
I even married another woman
(it wasn't me)
Kenshin:
He even caught me on black & white camera.
(it wasn't me)
Kenshin:
He saw the marks on my shoulder
(it wasn't me)
Kenshin:
Heard the words that I told her
(it wasn't me)
Kenshin:
Heard the screams getting louder
(it wasnt' me)
Kenshin:
He stayed until it was over
* end chorus
Her
brother came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping on Kaoru-dono
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the dojo floor
I had
tried to keep him from what he was about to see
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
Hiko:
Make sure
she knows it's not you and lead her on
Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da puppy face
As stupid as it be to me, all the girls think it is cute
Seein is believin' so you
better change your specs
You know she gonna be worrying bout things from the
past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to midnight taverns
Your answer: go over there but if she packs a dagger
You know you better cover your face
Repeat *chorus
Kenshin:
Repeat***
Gonna
tell Tomoe that I'm sorry for all monkey business
I've been listenin' to your reasonin'
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're the smarter
But you're completely wrong
Repeat***
Kenshin: Her brother came in....
Anime no Miko's first reaction is … speechless. A certain judge is smirking … another is fuming … and a third one is …silent. And backstage …
Yahiko: "Who's Tomoe, huh? HUH?"
Sanosuke: "Whoa for Kenshin!"
Enishi: "How dare he .."
On stage, Kenshin is crimson red! Hiko is well … drinking his sake down. What about the crowd? OMG! They LOVED it!!! Completely! AnM comes down to earth …
AnM: "Whoa! What a great adaptation! Congratulations, Ken---… Hiko and Kenshin! Who made the lyrics adaptation, guys? Was it a team work?"
Kenshin looks away. Hiko flashes his 1 billion smile. We sigh and drool.
Hiko: "Do you even have to ask?"
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