Sorry I haven't update since, um, like, forever! I had a MAJOR case of
writers block. HeHe. But I can see ya'll really like Michiko's stories. So
lets all respond to my stories with the same enthusiasm, k!? See, I knew
you were smart people! ( K, on with the story. Course ya'll know I own no
one except myself, the toilet fairy, and any other weird and unusual
ideas/persons I can come up with. Michiko and Red Baroness are my personal
maids, so therefore I own them, too. The rest belongs to the wonderful and
smart minded creator of Zoids. Enjoy!
( ) My annoy, yet witty and incredibly funny, comments (Ego trip? I think so) " " talking ' ' thoughts
Chapter 3 (finally)
When we last left our heroes (if you can even call them that), they were all in, um, unusual situations. So, lets check up on them and see how they're doing!
Now, after Red Baroness figure out just exactly how she got to where she was, she tried to figure out just exactly where she was, was at. (did I confuse ya? Nah, your all smart people who catch on quick, I hope).
'Okay, so I know I'm in a bathroom. I wonder who's bathroom? I hope it's some totally hott guy and he's just getting ready to take a shower, but walks in his bathroom to find a completely gorgeous, and lost, girl. He's so taken by her stunning looks, he takes her in his arms right then and there, asks her to marry him, and they live happily ever after. *Sigh* Oops, I got a little carried away there. Hehe. Ok RB, get yourself together. Focus, focus, focus. . . . Errrrr! Now I can't get the image of that incredibly fine guy out of my mind!!! Stupid brain, I'm going to stab you with a q-tip! (Simpson's, anyone?)'
Well, as Red Baroness was burning up more brain cells, the owner of that bathroom walked in. Being incredibly surprised to see a girl standing in the middle of his bathroom with toilet water dripping off of her, he stood there in shock and stared.
'Why do I feel like I'm being watched?' Red Baroness thought, turning towards the door.
"Oh, that's because I am. Ooooh, he is hott! Oops, did I just say that out loud?" She smacked her forehead, and saw that what she siad had made Mr. Hottie blush.
"Umm. . . . . Hi! Heh, ah . . . My name is Red Baroness. I bet you're wondering why I'm in your bathroom. That's a good question, heh heh. Um, you know, I'm not quite sure about that either. You see, me and my friends were having a slepp over and we all got locked in the bathroom. We were about to resort to eating toilet accessories when a bright white light shot out of the toilet and next thing I know I'm standing in your bathroom soaked with toilet water. Um. . . yep. So I guess you could say I came from the toilet, haha! Oh jeez! Good one, RB! Now you sound like a rambling lunatic, so much for first impressions. Umm, so what's your name?" The stranger stood there for a minute, gaping like a fish, before snapping out of his daze.
"Uh. . . I'm, um, Karl. Karl Schubaltz." He replied, still trying to process all the information he had just received.
" OH, MY, GARSH!!! Your Karl Schubaltz!?! Like, the Zoids Karl Schubaltz!? I didn't recognize you without the Hat and Uniform! You're even more cute in person!!" Red Baroness ran over to him and then proceeded to hug him tightly (in other words, she was choking the life out of him trying to show her affection.).
"Please take your vice like-grip off my neck! I'm serious! Ok, ok, I love you too, just LET GO!" He finally managed to pry her off of him and straighten his neck out.
"Ok, you said you were transported here through the. . . toilet? Okay, I'm not too sure how that can be done, but I'll figure that out later. You were with your friends?"
"Yeah, you see, we were about to lock Michiko in the bathroom, but she opened the door and we fell inside and the door shut and locked us in. Then a bri-"
"Yeah, yeah, I know, a white light shot out of the toilet, never mind that. Do you have any idea where your friends might be?" Red Baroness paused to think. After a few minutes, a little light bulb appeared above her head and went off. Then it blew up. So, she thought for a few more minutes, and another light bulb appeared above her head, but this time it didn't blow up. Karl figured that was a good sign.
"Well, I know where we can start. You see, where I come from you're all apart of a t. v. show called Zoids, and we were about to watch some of the episodes of your show. You're my favorite character from the show, and so when we were transported here, I ended up in your bathroom. I'm not saying this is right, but maybe Weasel and Michiko ended up in the bathroom of their favorite characters too." Karl got this funny look on his face, then raised a questioning eyebrow at Red Baroness.
"We're a t. v. show? How can that be!? I lived here since I was born and never saw a single video camera! Is my whole life a lie!?" He sank to the ground, clutching his head. Red Baroness sweat dropped.
"What a drama queen. Ooook, Karl, your life is not a lie. In our world, you're a make believe character. In your world, you're real. We just watch your lives unfold and you just, well, live your lives. So, you just stick to your opinions and decisions, and we'll watch you live, all the while mocking you and laughing at you and adoring you. Wait, ignore the first two things. Just go on with your life." She shook her head.
'That's why I'll never become a psychiatrist.' She thought. Well, by now Karl had recovered from his little episode, and was waiting until Red Baroness noticed him again.
"Ok so we have to check with Rudolph and, believe it or not, Raven. I'm pretty sure that my friends will be there, and then we can figure this whole mess out." She said. She started for the door, then realized Karl wasn't following.
"Aren't you coming?" she asked.
"Um, could you just wait until after I get a shower? Just go out to the living room and watch some t. v., I won't be long." Karl then pushed her out of the bathroom and shut the door.
'Jeez, aren't we pushy. Oh, well, I'll just go raid the fridge while I wait. Traveling through the toilet to another world makes you hungry!'
To Be Continued. . . . . . .
Okay, I think that's the longest chapter I ever wrote. Well, that's all for now, folks! Hope ya liked it! The part I found most funny was when Red Baroness' light bulb blew up. Hehe! The author, Sanity-Stealing-Lawn-Gnome, is pretty funny! (there's that ego again). Anyway R&R! Next match, Michiko vs. Raven. Don't miss it!
( ) My annoy, yet witty and incredibly funny, comments (Ego trip? I think so) " " talking ' ' thoughts
Chapter 3 (finally)
When we last left our heroes (if you can even call them that), they were all in, um, unusual situations. So, lets check up on them and see how they're doing!
Now, after Red Baroness figure out just exactly how she got to where she was, she tried to figure out just exactly where she was, was at. (did I confuse ya? Nah, your all smart people who catch on quick, I hope).
'Okay, so I know I'm in a bathroom. I wonder who's bathroom? I hope it's some totally hott guy and he's just getting ready to take a shower, but walks in his bathroom to find a completely gorgeous, and lost, girl. He's so taken by her stunning looks, he takes her in his arms right then and there, asks her to marry him, and they live happily ever after. *Sigh* Oops, I got a little carried away there. Hehe. Ok RB, get yourself together. Focus, focus, focus. . . . Errrrr! Now I can't get the image of that incredibly fine guy out of my mind!!! Stupid brain, I'm going to stab you with a q-tip! (Simpson's, anyone?)'
Well, as Red Baroness was burning up more brain cells, the owner of that bathroom walked in. Being incredibly surprised to see a girl standing in the middle of his bathroom with toilet water dripping off of her, he stood there in shock and stared.
'Why do I feel like I'm being watched?' Red Baroness thought, turning towards the door.
"Oh, that's because I am. Ooooh, he is hott! Oops, did I just say that out loud?" She smacked her forehead, and saw that what she siad had made Mr. Hottie blush.
"Umm. . . . . Hi! Heh, ah . . . My name is Red Baroness. I bet you're wondering why I'm in your bathroom. That's a good question, heh heh. Um, you know, I'm not quite sure about that either. You see, me and my friends were having a slepp over and we all got locked in the bathroom. We were about to resort to eating toilet accessories when a bright white light shot out of the toilet and next thing I know I'm standing in your bathroom soaked with toilet water. Um. . . yep. So I guess you could say I came from the toilet, haha! Oh jeez! Good one, RB! Now you sound like a rambling lunatic, so much for first impressions. Umm, so what's your name?" The stranger stood there for a minute, gaping like a fish, before snapping out of his daze.
"Uh. . . I'm, um, Karl. Karl Schubaltz." He replied, still trying to process all the information he had just received.
" OH, MY, GARSH!!! Your Karl Schubaltz!?! Like, the Zoids Karl Schubaltz!? I didn't recognize you without the Hat and Uniform! You're even more cute in person!!" Red Baroness ran over to him and then proceeded to hug him tightly (in other words, she was choking the life out of him trying to show her affection.).
"Please take your vice like-grip off my neck! I'm serious! Ok, ok, I love you too, just LET GO!" He finally managed to pry her off of him and straighten his neck out.
"Ok, you said you were transported here through the. . . toilet? Okay, I'm not too sure how that can be done, but I'll figure that out later. You were with your friends?"
"Yeah, you see, we were about to lock Michiko in the bathroom, but she opened the door and we fell inside and the door shut and locked us in. Then a bri-"
"Yeah, yeah, I know, a white light shot out of the toilet, never mind that. Do you have any idea where your friends might be?" Red Baroness paused to think. After a few minutes, a little light bulb appeared above her head and went off. Then it blew up. So, she thought for a few more minutes, and another light bulb appeared above her head, but this time it didn't blow up. Karl figured that was a good sign.
"Well, I know where we can start. You see, where I come from you're all apart of a t. v. show called Zoids, and we were about to watch some of the episodes of your show. You're my favorite character from the show, and so when we were transported here, I ended up in your bathroom. I'm not saying this is right, but maybe Weasel and Michiko ended up in the bathroom of their favorite characters too." Karl got this funny look on his face, then raised a questioning eyebrow at Red Baroness.
"We're a t. v. show? How can that be!? I lived here since I was born and never saw a single video camera! Is my whole life a lie!?" He sank to the ground, clutching his head. Red Baroness sweat dropped.
"What a drama queen. Ooook, Karl, your life is not a lie. In our world, you're a make believe character. In your world, you're real. We just watch your lives unfold and you just, well, live your lives. So, you just stick to your opinions and decisions, and we'll watch you live, all the while mocking you and laughing at you and adoring you. Wait, ignore the first two things. Just go on with your life." She shook her head.
'That's why I'll never become a psychiatrist.' She thought. Well, by now Karl had recovered from his little episode, and was waiting until Red Baroness noticed him again.
"Ok so we have to check with Rudolph and, believe it or not, Raven. I'm pretty sure that my friends will be there, and then we can figure this whole mess out." She said. She started for the door, then realized Karl wasn't following.
"Aren't you coming?" she asked.
"Um, could you just wait until after I get a shower? Just go out to the living room and watch some t. v., I won't be long." Karl then pushed her out of the bathroom and shut the door.
'Jeez, aren't we pushy. Oh, well, I'll just go raid the fridge while I wait. Traveling through the toilet to another world makes you hungry!'
To Be Continued. . . . . . .
Okay, I think that's the longest chapter I ever wrote. Well, that's all for now, folks! Hope ya liked it! The part I found most funny was when Red Baroness' light bulb blew up. Hehe! The author, Sanity-Stealing-Lawn-Gnome, is pretty funny! (there's that ego again). Anyway R&R! Next match, Michiko vs. Raven. Don't miss it!