Hey peeps!!! I was very disappointed in you all b/c of the # of reviews
for chp. 4(or lack thereof). I want better feed back this time!! Any
reviews will be loved and cared for and will equal the amount of joy felt
when receiving a cookie. I decided to write the next chapter cuz I waz
bored and Michiko is over so with our 2 minds im sure we can come up with
some pretty crazy ideas. So grab the popcorn, tell everyone one to leave
you the heck alone, and enjoy the show!! P. S. Sorry its so late!!
Disclaimer: Look Peeps, we really don't own Zoids, but if we did we would share!! (Not me, there all mine, all mine, MAWHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
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Chapter 5
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"I dreamed one day this would happen!" Yelled Raven as tears filled his eyes. "I dreamed a beautiful angel would fall out of the sky and save me! NO love me . . . ok, well, save me from the evil Van! But I didn't figure she would land like that, oh well, screw the minor details."
Karl and Michiko peeled a dazed and confuzzed (Confused for all you smart peeps) Weasel off the pavement.
"Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy," Weasel mumbled, her eyes not totally focused..
"Well there's your angel, Raven," Michiko said sarcastically.
"I don't think anything major is broken," said Red Baroness looking Weasel over.
"ERRRRR! I'm gonna kill that stupid (but cute) midget!!!" Weasel went on about 'short emperors' and their 'tiny brains'.
"Hey yo, ya mind telling us what happened?" Michiko said, curious as to why her friend had ended up face down on the pavement.
"Well, it all started like this. . . . . "
(Sound of crickets chirping)
"I SAID, WELL IT STARTED LIKE THIS . . . . . . "
~Flashback~
(thank you!)
"Uh, not to be rude or anything, but why are you in the middle of my bathroom?" Rudolph was dressed in just his big hat thingy and towel.
Does he ever take that stupid hat off when he's at home? Weasel thought.
"That's a sexy hat, though. Oops, did I say that out loud? Heh, ignore that, it was just my stupid brain running away with me, er, something like that. I meant to say that you were sexy. NO! That's not what I meant! Stupid, Stupid, Stupid! Ok, I'm just gonna stop talking now before I mess things up even more."
Rudolph was getting a little freaked out now so he turned around to call for his bodyguards, but was cut of as Weasel yelled out suddenly.
"CUTE BUTT!!!! EEEP..um.oopsie.heh, that wasn't really me talking, um that was my other personality..Kawaii Baka..yea, that's a pretty good name for her. After all she has strikingly beautiful looks, like me, a charming personality, liiiiike me, and a grace like no other, except, of course, me! So what do you say to a date?"
Rudolph just stared at her. Then..
"GUARDS!!! SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY BAKA AND HER WEIRDNESS!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!"
Weasel then decided it was time for her to make a quick escape. Unfortunately, in a bathroom, there aren't many escape routes. She briefly thought of flushing herself down the toilet, but decided against it, for fear of getting stuck. Deciding she could probably fit through the tiny window, she headed towards it, but was too late. Two pairs of strong large hands grabbed her from behind and proceeded to drag her from the bathroom.
"NO!!! This was all a misunderstanding!! Who are you gonna believe? Beautiful, intelligent me(someone has a big ego!!), or a short little baka in a weird lookin hat wearing a bath towel?!? PLEASE!!! I'm too young to die!!!!!"
During her insane babble, the guards had carried her to a very large dome shaped room. It had many weird looking gadgets, with sharp edges and cannon like openings. The guards carried her over to one particular machine that looked like a turbo powered human cannon. And in fact, that's exactly what it was. And guess who the human cannon ball was? Yup, Weasel.
"HOLY CRAP!!! What do I look like. A friggin' clown!?! You can't turn me into a cannon ball! It has to be against some law!! HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
The guards stuffed her into the cannon, and lit the fuse. Then Rudolph pressed a button on the far wall, and the dome roof slid open, revealing the blue sky.
"Happy landings, weirdo." Rudolph shouted before Weasel was shot out of the cannon into the blue sky.
~End FlashBack~
Weasel looked at everyone around her. They were staring at her with shocked, confused, and disbelieving looks on their faces.
"He really did that? Whoa! Go Rudolph!!"
Weasel glared at Michiko.
"Yes he did do that, and that's why we have to organize a army and march over there right now and overthrow his rule!!! People can't have an emperor that shoots poor innocent girls out of cannons!!"
"Poor? Innocent? Yea right." Red Baroness muttered under her breath.
Karl decided it was time for him to interfere. " Ok, I'm sure Rudolph didn't mean it. He just rally values his bathroom time. Now, what we need to focus on is getting you guys home."
"Nonsense! That can wait! What we need to do now is organize the biggest army ever! We'll recruit everyone on the planet!!! We need big guns, cannons...." Weasel continued ranting while Karl and Raven looked each other.
"Why us?"
To Be Continued....
Ok. How'd ya like that!?! Hilarious and action packed!!! I'll try to get the next chapter a little sooner that this one. But I want lots of feedback, so hop to it!! And Have a Grrrrrrrrrreat summer! (I wanna be Tony the Tiger today!!) TTFN, Ta Ta for now!! (And Tigger too).
Sanity-Stealing-Lawn-Gnome
Disclaimer: Look Peeps, we really don't own Zoids, but if we did we would share!! (Not me, there all mine, all mine, MAWHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
*****
Chapter 5
...
"I dreamed one day this would happen!" Yelled Raven as tears filled his eyes. "I dreamed a beautiful angel would fall out of the sky and save me! NO love me . . . ok, well, save me from the evil Van! But I didn't figure she would land like that, oh well, screw the minor details."
Karl and Michiko peeled a dazed and confuzzed (Confused for all you smart peeps) Weasel off the pavement.
"Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy," Weasel mumbled, her eyes not totally focused..
"Well there's your angel, Raven," Michiko said sarcastically.
"I don't think anything major is broken," said Red Baroness looking Weasel over.
"ERRRRR! I'm gonna kill that stupid (but cute) midget!!!" Weasel went on about 'short emperors' and their 'tiny brains'.
"Hey yo, ya mind telling us what happened?" Michiko said, curious as to why her friend had ended up face down on the pavement.
"Well, it all started like this. . . . . "
(Sound of crickets chirping)
"I SAID, WELL IT STARTED LIKE THIS . . . . . . "
~Flashback~
(thank you!)
"Uh, not to be rude or anything, but why are you in the middle of my bathroom?" Rudolph was dressed in just his big hat thingy and towel.
Does he ever take that stupid hat off when he's at home? Weasel thought.
"That's a sexy hat, though. Oops, did I say that out loud? Heh, ignore that, it was just my stupid brain running away with me, er, something like that. I meant to say that you were sexy. NO! That's not what I meant! Stupid, Stupid, Stupid! Ok, I'm just gonna stop talking now before I mess things up even more."
Rudolph was getting a little freaked out now so he turned around to call for his bodyguards, but was cut of as Weasel yelled out suddenly.
"CUTE BUTT!!!! EEEP..um.oopsie.heh, that wasn't really me talking, um that was my other personality..Kawaii Baka..yea, that's a pretty good name for her. After all she has strikingly beautiful looks, like me, a charming personality, liiiiike me, and a grace like no other, except, of course, me! So what do you say to a date?"
Rudolph just stared at her. Then..
"GUARDS!!! SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY BAKA AND HER WEIRDNESS!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!"
Weasel then decided it was time for her to make a quick escape. Unfortunately, in a bathroom, there aren't many escape routes. She briefly thought of flushing herself down the toilet, but decided against it, for fear of getting stuck. Deciding she could probably fit through the tiny window, she headed towards it, but was too late. Two pairs of strong large hands grabbed her from behind and proceeded to drag her from the bathroom.
"NO!!! This was all a misunderstanding!! Who are you gonna believe? Beautiful, intelligent me(someone has a big ego!!), or a short little baka in a weird lookin hat wearing a bath towel?!? PLEASE!!! I'm too young to die!!!!!"
During her insane babble, the guards had carried her to a very large dome shaped room. It had many weird looking gadgets, with sharp edges and cannon like openings. The guards carried her over to one particular machine that looked like a turbo powered human cannon. And in fact, that's exactly what it was. And guess who the human cannon ball was? Yup, Weasel.
"HOLY CRAP!!! What do I look like. A friggin' clown!?! You can't turn me into a cannon ball! It has to be against some law!! HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
The guards stuffed her into the cannon, and lit the fuse. Then Rudolph pressed a button on the far wall, and the dome roof slid open, revealing the blue sky.
"Happy landings, weirdo." Rudolph shouted before Weasel was shot out of the cannon into the blue sky.
~End FlashBack~
Weasel looked at everyone around her. They were staring at her with shocked, confused, and disbelieving looks on their faces.
"He really did that? Whoa! Go Rudolph!!"
Weasel glared at Michiko.
"Yes he did do that, and that's why we have to organize a army and march over there right now and overthrow his rule!!! People can't have an emperor that shoots poor innocent girls out of cannons!!"
"Poor? Innocent? Yea right." Red Baroness muttered under her breath.
Karl decided it was time for him to interfere. " Ok, I'm sure Rudolph didn't mean it. He just rally values his bathroom time. Now, what we need to focus on is getting you guys home."
"Nonsense! That can wait! What we need to do now is organize the biggest army ever! We'll recruit everyone on the planet!!! We need big guns, cannons...." Weasel continued ranting while Karl and Raven looked each other.
"Why us?"
To Be Continued....
Ok. How'd ya like that!?! Hilarious and action packed!!! I'll try to get the next chapter a little sooner that this one. But I want lots of feedback, so hop to it!! And Have a Grrrrrrrrrreat summer! (I wanna be Tony the Tiger today!!) TTFN, Ta Ta for now!! (And Tigger too).
Sanity-Stealing-Lawn-Gnome