Okay Peoples, I finally came up with an idea for the next chp! *Michiko* No you didn't! I'm the mastermind who came up with the ingenious idea for this chp! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Weasel* Oooookay, You are a sad, strange little woman. I don't know you. *Michiko* Then if I'm strange, what does that make you!? *Red Baroness* Please cease your insubordinate bickering *Michiko and Weasel* NO!!!!! (they continue to fight in the background) *Red Baroness* (sweatdrops, then looks at the readers) Well, since our stupid authoress and her. . . .um . . .how should I say this. . . .INSANELY stupid co-authoress are in the middle of a fight, which could last for days, *Cringes as she hears Michiko in the background* YOU STUPID BAKA!!! *Red Baroness* (Ahem) and since I have nothing else to talk about, lets get on with the story *ducks as a flower pot comes flying her way* *Red Baroness* Help me! (for disclaimer, check first few chps)

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Chapter 7

It had been a three hours since Raven, Karl, Michiko and Red Baroness had received an explanation to Weasel's 'interesting' arrival, and she was still going on about getting revenge on Rudolph.

"Please. . . . . make it stop. . . . will the torture never end!?!" The other four slightly more sane ones were all slumped on the ground, covering their ears and trying to block out Weasel's annoying babble.

"Okay, I've got an idea," Michiko said, pulling out a roll of duct tape. She motioned for the others to gather around her. "Karl and Raven will sneak up behind her and hold her down while me and Red Baroness tape her mouth shut. Then we'll tape her to a chair and face it towards the corner. Now, GO!"

Karl and Raven grabbed Weasel, who soon found herself taped to a chair facing a corner.

"Mmmph mph whump mmm fmm phm!!" She began struggling and trying to yell through the tape. The others just ignored her.

"Now, I think we should take the girls to Van's. He might be able to figure out what to do. And he might be able to contact Dr. D. Hopefully." Karl suggested. Raven's eyes got wide, then narrowed at Karl.

"I refuse to go to that bakas dump of a house, no matter what the reason." He said crossing his arms and turning his nose up.

"Ok then, we'll just leave Weasel with you." Michiko said, with a smug grin.

"No! Anything but that!! Please don't!! Okay, okay, I'll go, as long as it gets rid of that. . . . that . . . thing. But I refuse to talk to him unless absolutely necessary."

"Knew it would work." Michiko whispered to Red Baroness.

They then heard a loud thunk, and a painful moan. Weasel had managed to tip the chair over, and smacked her head off the floor. Ouch.

Michiko started laughing hystericaly.

"The stupid baka tipped the chair over!! That's hilarious!!! Hyperventilation! HYPERVENTILATION!!!! " By now, she was on the floor, wheezing.

Karl and Raven looked at each other.

"Oh yea, we're definitely dumping her on Van. He can deal with these insane bakas."

Red Baroness grabbed her arm, looking annoyed.

"Stop your cackling and help us get her into the van so we can go to Van's house. Ok, that sounded stupid."

Raven and Red Baroness lifted her into the van, still taped to the chair. Then they all piled into the vehicle, and started their quest to Van's house.

*Thirty agonizing minutes later*

"No, no! I've come this far! I REFUSE to go any farther!!" Raven was trying to get the van door open, but can't get the child protection lock to work right.

"ERRRRR! What's wrong with this stupid thing. It. Won't. Open. DIE DIE DIE!!!" He was now pounding on the door, and yelling obscenities at it.

Red Baroness rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Raven. It's called a CHILD PROTECTION LOCK. It's supposed to be child proof. Hey, wait a minute, if it's child proof, and you can't get it open, then what does that make you?"

Raven's face turned tomato red, and looked like it was going pop. Steam started coming out of his ear's, and he suddenly got razor sharp teeth.

"Woah. Scary." Karl started to slowly back away, for fear of getting his head bit off.

"I AM NOT A CHILD!!! I AM AN ADULT!!! I PILOT A POWERFUL ZOID AND I THINK UP GENIOUS, FOOLPROOF PLANS!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN SUCH A WAY!!! I WILL CRUSH YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!" Raven lunged at Red Baroness, brandishing a very large mallet. Unfortunately for him, amidst all his swinging and yelling, he accidentally smacked Michiko in the back of the head. Not a good idea.

"WILL YOU TWO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, I'LL TURN THIS VAN AROUND AND WE'LL GO RIGHT HOME!!!"

They immediately went back to their seats, heads hung low.

"Sorry Mother."

By now, they were in front of Van's house (he has a VERY long driveway.). Everyone got out, and helped lift Weasel, who was still taped to the chair, out of the Van and carried her up to the door. They knocked on the door and waited for Van to answer.

A few minutes later, he appeared at the door. Upon seeing the very weird looking group, he panicked.

"NOOOO! They've finally found me!! And Raven and Karl are on their side!!! HELP! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME TO THE NUT HOUSE!! I AM PERFECTLY SANE!! DON"T TAPE ME TO A CHAIR, PLEASE!!" Van was groveling on the floor, crying and shaking his head, when another girl's head popped around the corner of the door.

"Michiko! Red Baroness! Weasel? Why are you taped to a chair? Oh well! I'm so happy to see you guys!!" She ran over and embraced the three girls in a death-grip-hug type thing.

"Were happy to see you too. Now please let go, Weasel's turning purple." Michiko said.

She released her grip on the trio.

"Oops, sorry. I'm just so glad to see you!! I've been stuck here for a week!" She led them into the living room, Van, Karl, and Raven totally forgotten.

"Oh, sure, just leave us here with the bumbling baka. We don't care." Raven said sarcastically. He stepped over the still begging Van and followed them into the house.

Karl grabbed Van by the arm and drug him in the house, shutting the door behind him.

"The things I put up with."

To Be Continued. . . . . . .

Yay a cliff hanger!! That's the end for now!! Who's the mysterious girl who seems to know Michiko, Red Baroness, and Weasel? How does she know them? And could she have possibly gotten here the same way? You'll have to wait until next chp!! Since you have no idea what the girls in the story look like, and I'm too lazy to put detail in a comedy story, I'm gonna describe the 4 girls to you!

Michiko: 5' 4", chest length brown hair w/ blonde high lights, wears glasses and sometimes contacts, likes to dress in oversized T-shirts, tennis shoes or high-top or biker boots, and baggy pants, wears lots of jewelry, excellent artist, has a very loud mouth, and brown eyes.

Red Baroness: 5' 4", chest length dark brown hair, usually in a ponytail, wears jeans and baby tee's, tennis shoes, likes to wear friendship bracelets and other assorted jewelry, excellent artist also, is the intelligent one of the group, has a great sense of humor and has brown eyes.

Weasel: 5' 6", brown hair that reaches to just above where her butt starts, wears flare jeans and oversized T-shirts, both ears pierced two times, likes to wear spiked, leather, or beaded jewelry and high-top or biker boots or tennis shoes, another good artist, is the not so bright one of the group, and has light blue/gray eyes.

Mystery Girl: 5' 5" Shoulder length reddish brown hair, wears skirts, jeans, flowing tops w/ flared sleeves, high heels, make-up, chandelier earrings, beaded or silver jewelry, has both ears pierced two times, is an excellent artist, can be strange at times, and has dark brown/black eyes.

Well, there you go! And I hope I get a lot of reviews. Bye now!!