Hey Hey Hey peeps! Im Back! The Mystery Girl has been begging me to get the
next chp up, so here it is! Sry it took so long, but schools started and my
internet died and made me VERY MAD, but I finally got round to it (I almost
forgot how to breathe!!). Hope yin's enjoy!!!
"" Speech Thoughts ( ) My words
Chapter 7
Karl drug Van toward the living room. He found the house oddly silent and began to worry (for his own safety, not that of his friends). Nothing could've prepared him for the sight he was about to see (cue dramatic music).
When he entered the living room, he saw (music stops) . . . everyone sitting quietly, like normal civilized people.
He nearly fainted. Dropping to his knees, he turned teary eyes to the ceiling.
"Thank you, Thank you! I--"
"GET OFF MY HEAD!!!" Karl looked down to see that he had accidentally kneeled on Van's head.
He quickly got up, muttering a reluctant 'Sorry', before proceeding to drag Van to the couch.
"I can walk, ya know." He heard Van mutter, but chose to ignore him.
As soon as they sat down, he realized that everyone was staring at them. He tried not to let it get to him, but he just couldn't take it anymore.
"WOULD YOU PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE STOP STARING AT ME!!!" His 'little' outburst seemed to snap them out of their trance.
At this point, everyone began to go wild, and Weasel, who had managed to get out of the chair, began to hang from the light on the ceiling, pretending to be a monkey. Red Baroness began to bother Raven by clinging to his arm, and not letting go. Michiko began to do the same thing with Van, annoying the crap out of the two pilots.
That was until . . .
"WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!"
They all turned to face our resident mystery girl.
"Who are you anyway?" Karl proceeded to ask.
An arrogant air began to form around her, as she lifted her right hand over head, and her left hand over her heart in a dramatic pose.
"I, my dear fellow, am the one and only, self proclaimed . . .*dramatic drumroll* Cream Puff! Otherwise known as IkhnyR87!!!!!!!"
They all stood still, staring at the idiotic person in front of them. Then, as fast as the silence came, it was gone, leaving in its wake, the hysterical laughter of everyone, except for our four crazy girls.
"Why are they laughing??"
The 4 girls looked at each other. They were just about to comment on the situation, when . . .
"VAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!"
Van cringed at the sound of the high pitched voice, before quickly pushing Michiko off of him, who ambled off to the kitchen. Fiona walked through the door, staring at the room full of people. Not knowing half of them made her feel a little afraid.
"Um . . . hi Fiona," Van said nervously as he looked around.
Fiona looked from Van to the new people occupying the room. She Then focused her gaze back on Van and gave him a suspicious look.
"It's not what you think, I swear!!!!" Van tried to defend himself.
"He's lying, it's just what you think!" Raven added, hoping to get Van in trouble.
Van shot Raven an evil glare as Fiona looked at them, tapping her foot impatiently.
"This is getting good," Michiko came back from her recent visit to the kitchen, returning with a large bowl full to the brim with popcorn.
"Please tell me you are going to share!" Weasel hopped over.
"Excuse me," Michiko pushed herself in-between Karl and Raven, who had just made themselves comfortable on the couch.
"So . . ." Michiko began through a mouthful of popcorn, "which one do you think is going to break first?"
"Van! Who are all these people?" Fiona demanded.
"To tell you the truth, I have no idea, you see I went to open the door because someone knocked, and when I did Karl and Raven were standing there, and one of the girls was tied to a chair and . . . " Van sighed. She was never going to believe this.
"BOO!" Weasel yelled as she threw popcorn at the two.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?!?!" Van and Fiona stopped their fight long enough to give Weasel the Hairy Eyeball (Otherwise known as a death glare). Weasel donned an innocent look.
"Because its funny and you two were fighting like an old married couple. Please continue!"
Van blushed and Fiona continued to give Weasel the hairy eyeball.
"O-kay. *Ahem* Miss Fiona, please let me introduce me and my so-called friends. I am Red Baroness, the crazy popcorn throwing weirdo is Weasel, the pushy annoying midget is Michiko, and the person huddling in the corner rocking back and forth is CreamPuff." Everyone turned to see CreamPuff muttering ' My name is cute' under her breath on the other side of the room.
"Well, anyway, to make a long story short, we were transported here through a toilet and we need to get back. Wanna help!?"
Fiona stood stone still, looking very shocked and confused.
"It finally happened. I've snapped. I mean, all the warning signs were there, the paranoia, talking to my self, running in to things. Why didn't I see this coming?" Fiona plopped down on the couch, shaking her head and wearing an astonished look.
"It's okay Fiona, I think your still sane." Van walked over to her and sympathetically patted her shoulder. A chorus of 'awws' resounded throughout the room, accompanied by one disapproving grunt from Michiko.
Michiko was about to separate Fiona and Van when the door burst open and a shadowy figure stormed into the room.
I"VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! To Be Continued. . . . . . . .
S how did ya like it? Ya finally got to see the Mystery girl!! And I love leaving the ending just hanging there! Many thanx to Michiko and Creampuff for MAJOR help on this chp. Well, TTFN, ta ta for now!! And always remember, when crossing the jungle, look left, right and up for falling monkeys!! Have Fun!!
- Sanity-Stealing-Lawn-Gnome
"" Speech Thoughts ( ) My words
Chapter 7
Karl drug Van toward the living room. He found the house oddly silent and began to worry (for his own safety, not that of his friends). Nothing could've prepared him for the sight he was about to see (cue dramatic music).
When he entered the living room, he saw (music stops) . . . everyone sitting quietly, like normal civilized people.
He nearly fainted. Dropping to his knees, he turned teary eyes to the ceiling.
"Thank you, Thank you! I--"
"GET OFF MY HEAD!!!" Karl looked down to see that he had accidentally kneeled on Van's head.
He quickly got up, muttering a reluctant 'Sorry', before proceeding to drag Van to the couch.
"I can walk, ya know." He heard Van mutter, but chose to ignore him.
As soon as they sat down, he realized that everyone was staring at them. He tried not to let it get to him, but he just couldn't take it anymore.
"WOULD YOU PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE STOP STARING AT ME!!!" His 'little' outburst seemed to snap them out of their trance.
At this point, everyone began to go wild, and Weasel, who had managed to get out of the chair, began to hang from the light on the ceiling, pretending to be a monkey. Red Baroness began to bother Raven by clinging to his arm, and not letting go. Michiko began to do the same thing with Van, annoying the crap out of the two pilots.
That was until . . .
"WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!"
They all turned to face our resident mystery girl.
"Who are you anyway?" Karl proceeded to ask.
An arrogant air began to form around her, as she lifted her right hand over head, and her left hand over her heart in a dramatic pose.
"I, my dear fellow, am the one and only, self proclaimed . . .*dramatic drumroll* Cream Puff! Otherwise known as IkhnyR87!!!!!!!"
They all stood still, staring at the idiotic person in front of them. Then, as fast as the silence came, it was gone, leaving in its wake, the hysterical laughter of everyone, except for our four crazy girls.
"Why are they laughing??"
The 4 girls looked at each other. They were just about to comment on the situation, when . . .
"VAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!"
Van cringed at the sound of the high pitched voice, before quickly pushing Michiko off of him, who ambled off to the kitchen. Fiona walked through the door, staring at the room full of people. Not knowing half of them made her feel a little afraid.
"Um . . . hi Fiona," Van said nervously as he looked around.
Fiona looked from Van to the new people occupying the room. She Then focused her gaze back on Van and gave him a suspicious look.
"It's not what you think, I swear!!!!" Van tried to defend himself.
"He's lying, it's just what you think!" Raven added, hoping to get Van in trouble.
Van shot Raven an evil glare as Fiona looked at them, tapping her foot impatiently.
"This is getting good," Michiko came back from her recent visit to the kitchen, returning with a large bowl full to the brim with popcorn.
"Please tell me you are going to share!" Weasel hopped over.
"Excuse me," Michiko pushed herself in-between Karl and Raven, who had just made themselves comfortable on the couch.
"So . . ." Michiko began through a mouthful of popcorn, "which one do you think is going to break first?"
"Van! Who are all these people?" Fiona demanded.
"To tell you the truth, I have no idea, you see I went to open the door because someone knocked, and when I did Karl and Raven were standing there, and one of the girls was tied to a chair and . . . " Van sighed. She was never going to believe this.
"BOO!" Weasel yelled as she threw popcorn at the two.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?!?!" Van and Fiona stopped their fight long enough to give Weasel the Hairy Eyeball (Otherwise known as a death glare). Weasel donned an innocent look.
"Because its funny and you two were fighting like an old married couple. Please continue!"
Van blushed and Fiona continued to give Weasel the hairy eyeball.
"O-kay. *Ahem* Miss Fiona, please let me introduce me and my so-called friends. I am Red Baroness, the crazy popcorn throwing weirdo is Weasel, the pushy annoying midget is Michiko, and the person huddling in the corner rocking back and forth is CreamPuff." Everyone turned to see CreamPuff muttering ' My name is cute' under her breath on the other side of the room.
"Well, anyway, to make a long story short, we were transported here through a toilet and we need to get back. Wanna help!?"
Fiona stood stone still, looking very shocked and confused.
"It finally happened. I've snapped. I mean, all the warning signs were there, the paranoia, talking to my self, running in to things. Why didn't I see this coming?" Fiona plopped down on the couch, shaking her head and wearing an astonished look.
"It's okay Fiona, I think your still sane." Van walked over to her and sympathetically patted her shoulder. A chorus of 'awws' resounded throughout the room, accompanied by one disapproving grunt from Michiko.
Michiko was about to separate Fiona and Van when the door burst open and a shadowy figure stormed into the room.
I"VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! To Be Continued. . . . . . . .
S how did ya like it? Ya finally got to see the Mystery girl!! And I love leaving the ending just hanging there! Many thanx to Michiko and Creampuff for MAJOR help on this chp. Well, TTFN, ta ta for now!! And always remember, when crossing the jungle, look left, right and up for falling monkeys!! Have Fun!!
- Sanity-Stealing-Lawn-Gnome