I'm back! ^_^ So many good reviews! So Ta-frickin-da! I've got another
chapter for you all! I still am new at writing Katou-so-yeah I don't
promise actual Katou-ness-but.some of it is kinda funny.the disclamer is in
the first chapter. Look there if you don't believe me.it looks short-but
it's just cause I keep having to start new paragraphs! ^_^;; so
yeah.anyway.here it is.
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I've made him mad at me again. I've screwed up our momentarily happy relationship...if you call he hopelessly lusting after him a relationship.
It's quite fucked up really. I try to get his attention, and Thumper pulls him away for more 'Pins 'n Holes' ...I swear the guy has something against me...maybe it's cause I put weed in Blackie's birthday cake.
Oh well, I'm not here to impress him anyway. I'm not a show poodle named Fifi that jumps through hoops for an audience.
KATOU IS THE ROTWILER OF THIS HOUSEHOLD! HEJUMPS FOR NO MAN!
...Unless it's Kira...calling him to bed...grrrr baby grrrr!
Well, Kira being mad isn't so bad except for three things:
Lucifer.
Blackie.
Kate.
It's like a conspiracy...if Kira gets upset with me, then there's Blackie and Kate who glare at me and coo at Kira whenever I'm in site/hearing range. And then there's Lucifer who shoves me and tries to start something whenever he sees me.
So I've decided just to stay at my house until Kira comes to make up...he always does...none of our fights have lasted longer than...forty- eight hours. That's in twenty minutes. He'll be here.
What did I do to make him mad?
Quite simple really...
Nothing.
We had just gotten done fucking-I was I in a sex coma, pure bliss was had by me. My favorite times have been had in a sex coma-god bless the sex coma!
Onto the point...Ahem...well as I said I was in a sex coma and he was laying next to me and all. And suddenly he gets up and gets dressed fucking fast.
He dosen't even clean up just jumps back into his clothes and turns to leave.
"Kira," I asked, "what's your damage?"
He looked back and glared at me. The bitch glared at me! I had just given him head-and he's glaring at me!
Kira didn't really talk to me-but I think he blames me for having sex with him. Like I was the only one there-it takes two to orgasm! ...Well technically, one...but not the point.
That's the last time I let him use MY lube...bitch.
So now I'm exhiled from the rest of them. Just because Kira can't be loyal-it's not my fault that he can't get enough of the Katou!
ANOTHER girl has come up to me and said I was cool...I think her name was...MoMo-kun? ...Not sure-I have had weed since then.
Ten minutes to go...I'm such a pussy. I'm getting Anxious over seeing him again...
...Or maybe I'm just anxious for the make-up blowjobs?
Eh, either way, Russel the Love Mussel is getting excited!
Yes-I've named my schlong! Problem? ...'S what I thought! Well, the whole reason it was named in the first place is because Kira said that when you meet someone you should name them. That's how Russel was born.
I haven't found a good name for Kira's yet. I'm between Sven, and Fred Durst. I'm leaning more to Fred though, cause it'd make me feel better about myself knowing I've blown a guy who dry humped Britney Spears!
It's been twenty minutes exactly.and I don't hear knocking on my.wait.nevermind.
Right when I opened the door I noticed it wasn't Kira.
What was at the front door was tall dark and lubed.
"Oh great," I groaned, "It's Thumper!"
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I'm planning a plot twist for next chapter! ^_^ Hopefully it works out! Review please!
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I've made him mad at me again. I've screwed up our momentarily happy relationship...if you call he hopelessly lusting after him a relationship.
It's quite fucked up really. I try to get his attention, and Thumper pulls him away for more 'Pins 'n Holes' ...I swear the guy has something against me...maybe it's cause I put weed in Blackie's birthday cake.
Oh well, I'm not here to impress him anyway. I'm not a show poodle named Fifi that jumps through hoops for an audience.
KATOU IS THE ROTWILER OF THIS HOUSEHOLD! HEJUMPS FOR NO MAN!
...Unless it's Kira...calling him to bed...grrrr baby grrrr!
Well, Kira being mad isn't so bad except for three things:
Lucifer.
Blackie.
Kate.
It's like a conspiracy...if Kira gets upset with me, then there's Blackie and Kate who glare at me and coo at Kira whenever I'm in site/hearing range. And then there's Lucifer who shoves me and tries to start something whenever he sees me.
So I've decided just to stay at my house until Kira comes to make up...he always does...none of our fights have lasted longer than...forty- eight hours. That's in twenty minutes. He'll be here.
What did I do to make him mad?
Quite simple really...
Nothing.
We had just gotten done fucking-I was I in a sex coma, pure bliss was had by me. My favorite times have been had in a sex coma-god bless the sex coma!
Onto the point...Ahem...well as I said I was in a sex coma and he was laying next to me and all. And suddenly he gets up and gets dressed fucking fast.
He dosen't even clean up just jumps back into his clothes and turns to leave.
"Kira," I asked, "what's your damage?"
He looked back and glared at me. The bitch glared at me! I had just given him head-and he's glaring at me!
Kira didn't really talk to me-but I think he blames me for having sex with him. Like I was the only one there-it takes two to orgasm! ...Well technically, one...but not the point.
That's the last time I let him use MY lube...bitch.
So now I'm exhiled from the rest of them. Just because Kira can't be loyal-it's not my fault that he can't get enough of the Katou!
ANOTHER girl has come up to me and said I was cool...I think her name was...MoMo-kun? ...Not sure-I have had weed since then.
Ten minutes to go...I'm such a pussy. I'm getting Anxious over seeing him again...
...Or maybe I'm just anxious for the make-up blowjobs?
Eh, either way, Russel the Love Mussel is getting excited!
Yes-I've named my schlong! Problem? ...'S what I thought! Well, the whole reason it was named in the first place is because Kira said that when you meet someone you should name them. That's how Russel was born.
I haven't found a good name for Kira's yet. I'm between Sven, and Fred Durst. I'm leaning more to Fred though, cause it'd make me feel better about myself knowing I've blown a guy who dry humped Britney Spears!
It's been twenty minutes exactly.and I don't hear knocking on my.wait.nevermind.
Right when I opened the door I noticed it wasn't Kira.
What was at the front door was tall dark and lubed.
"Oh great," I groaned, "It's Thumper!"
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I'm planning a plot twist for next chapter! ^_^ Hopefully it works out! Review please!