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Disclaimer: Same old same old ~~~~~~

I didn't let him in, he pushed past me, he had this trench on-it was swishing about, giving him the mysterious bad boy image. No wonder Kira loved him.

He turned and smirked at me, "so Katou," he sneered. Well I thought it was a sneer, or just a really fucked up smile-can't tell. "Did you have fun with Kira?"

I knew better than to lie to him-he sees right through me, always has. I really don't see the point in it anymore, so I nodded and averted my gaze to the floor.

"Did you video tape it or somthing?"

Wait for it...

"Cause it won't be happening again."

.....See? How psychic am I?

"Why not?" I kept my gaze on the floor.

"Cause you see, Kira is mine now," he arrogantly chattered. After the first sentence I tuned him out-he's more trouble than he's worth.

Suddenly I was pressed up against him. I blinked and looked up at him.

"Were you listening to me?" his didn't look exactly happy.....or pissed. He had that mask on-where you can't tell if he wants to hug you-or send you to Belial's room.

"...No," I awnsered back sounding a bit weaker than I had hoped for.

"And what should i do to punish you?" His eyes narrowed so that he was definitely glaring at me.

"Umm...nothing," he looked at me funny, "....cause EVERYBODY loves Katou!" I gave him my half-baked smile and snickered a bit. To me this was funny, here I was in Thumper's arms, and suddenly all I could think of was...kissing him?

Unfortunately for me-my eyes give everything away. So almost immediately he had a bemused expression on his face. Now is when The Katou's nervous-cause when the Lord of Hell is holding you to him, and smiling down at you-you're either dead-or in a premature sex-coma.

I struggled a bit-but unfortunately-it did me no good-I'm guessing Luci felt a bit of friction-cause he got hard...er...

Me being only about 5'10, and him like 6'4 there was no way I was getting away.

Sure enough-within .5 seconds I was up against the wall with a horny Hell Lord pressing most if not all his weight on me. "...Umm..." I was a little unsure about this...hell I was WAY unsure-but I had a feeling either way Katou was getting some.

"You want to kiss me...don't you," he mused looking intently at my face. Being so close to him was...excuse my phrase, heavenly.

"Yes...well, no, yes...NO!" It took me a few moments, but I finally decided on an awnser, I leaned forward and kissed him, the Lord of Hell. How many of you have accomplished that task?

He leaned into the kiss and made a tiny noise of appreciation. A hand moved to the wall by my head, as I wrapped an arm around him drawing him closer.

We both allowed the kiss to turn open, tongues fighting for dominance, neither winning quite yet-and neither willing to forfeit. Of course I desired to win-but was thinking of letting him win, to keep him happy, maybe it'd earn me brownie points.

At some point I moved us over to my bed-I ended up on the bottom. I expected as much. And then came...

.+. (hehehe I cut it off! ::evil look::!) .+.

We'd been going at it for half an hour now both of us were slicked with sweat, the covers thrown completely off the bed. A now empty bottle of KY on the carpet next to us.

I moaned again, as the hell lord hit my spot once again, and again, and again.

I looked as though I was about to come any moment now...and I probably would have if it hadn't been for a sudden presence at the door.

Ifelt Lucifer stop in mid stroke, Iturned to see Kira standing at the door looking completely shocked.

"Oh shit," I mumbled as I saw my best friend turn and walk out once again. The door to my apartment closed and I felt Lucifer start moving within me again. And all notion of Kira was forgotten.

If there was one thing I'd learned that day...it was this....

I'm definitely naming Lucifer's Fred Durst.

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