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In the dining hall, Professor Dumblydorka, the headmistress, greeted the
new students.
"Good evening students! Welcome to Goosepimple Academy for Misfit
Wizards and Witches! Did you all have a good time on the Goosepimple
Access?" she asked the students.
Laco and Lermeone shook their heads, while Barry and Don nodded.
"Why no, Ms. Stranger?" Professor Dumblydorka inquired.
"Because of Laco Salfoy." Lermeone said sourly.
"I see. Well students, it is time to be placed in your houses by the Invisible
Hat!!"
"Professor, how do you know it's there if it's invisible?" Don asked.
"Because of my amazing heat vision."
"Oh."
The students were then placed in their houses by the mysterious Invisible
Hat.
"Lermeone Stranger!" Dumblydorka shouted to the Dining Hall.
Lermeone sat on the chair while the hat pondered. Then, it shouted,
"Grifendreene!"
Lermeone shuffled over to the Grifendreene table.
"Laco Salfoy!"
The hat pondered.
"Slitheryn!"
"Donald Sleasly!"
"Grifendreene!"
"Barry Scotter!"
Everyone gasped. Lermeone fell off her chair. Professor Drape, the
lotions teacher shot Barry a look. Barry repeatedly asked the Hat not to put
him in Slitheryn. After much pondering, the hat finally decided.
"Grifendreene!"
All the Grifendreene students cheered, and Lermeone shrieked and fell
off her chair yet again.
"Now it is time for bed!" Dumblydorka shouted over the noise.
All of the students went to their houses for their first night at their new
school.
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In the dining hall, Professor Dumblydorka, the headmistress, greeted the
new students.
"Good evening students! Welcome to Goosepimple Academy for Misfit
Wizards and Witches! Did you all have a good time on the Goosepimple
Access?" she asked the students.
Laco and Lermeone shook their heads, while Barry and Don nodded.
"Why no, Ms. Stranger?" Professor Dumblydorka inquired.
"Because of Laco Salfoy." Lermeone said sourly.
"I see. Well students, it is time to be placed in your houses by the Invisible
Hat!!"
"Professor, how do you know it's there if it's invisible?" Don asked.
"Because of my amazing heat vision."
"Oh."
The students were then placed in their houses by the mysterious Invisible
Hat.
"Lermeone Stranger!" Dumblydorka shouted to the Dining Hall.
Lermeone sat on the chair while the hat pondered. Then, it shouted,
"Grifendreene!"
Lermeone shuffled over to the Grifendreene table.
"Laco Salfoy!"
The hat pondered.
"Slitheryn!"
"Donald Sleasly!"
"Grifendreene!"
"Barry Scotter!"
Everyone gasped. Lermeone fell off her chair. Professor Drape, the
lotions teacher shot Barry a look. Barry repeatedly asked the Hat not to put
him in Slitheryn. After much pondering, the hat finally decided.
"Grifendreene!"
All the Grifendreene students cheered, and Lermeone shrieked and fell
off her chair yet again.
"Now it is time for bed!" Dumblydorka shouted over the noise.
All of the students went to their houses for their first night at their new
school.