Wow, Reviews! ^^ How I love you all! Yeah, that was one snazzy chapter if I
do say so myself. And I didn't hear any complaints bout it so---woooohoooo!
Anywho-another chapter up...see bottom A.N. for an announcement! ^^ Review!
Thank you!
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It's been five hours since Lucifer left...and about six since Kira did. Once again Katou is a secondary character. Nothing more than a waste of space, and Lucifer's now occasional fuck toy.
Not exactly sure how walking in on Thumper and I affected my relationship with Kira. Or even if we still have a relationship, could go either way-he looked kind of hurt, or jealous couldn't tell...
How could I have let that happen? How could I have let anything possibly jeopardize Kira and I?
Awnser one: Great fuck. Lucifer is...unholy shit that was great.
Awnser two: See above.
The only downside of being the Hell Lord's fuck monkey? All my KY's gone, and I had a little over half a bottle...and believe me-he didn't waste a drop. But now I've got to go find some tool to buy me another bottle.
Maybe I could get one of the Yaoi fan girls to do it. They'll do anything to see a male on male snog. Buy porn cut out Kira's head and mine and paste em on! Quick fix to any KY shortage!
Okay yeah that was majorly fucked up, but when you need your KY-all morals go down the fucking hole...heheh...hole!
Aside from that I've found that I still can't move. My ass is stretched so far out of shape even Pam Anderson's tits'd be dwarfed by it! I'll be walking like I've been riding a horse for weeks! I don't see how Azriel does it...
Aside from that its like there's a jack hammer in my head-not my ass for once...I know It's weird huh? But anyway, it hurts like a bitch-the only good thing is-I can't hear my conscience anymore...so no guilt about Kira-ah sweet bliss.
I know I should feel bad-but you see whenever I try too-I remember what was happening when I saw him-and I go back to:
KATOU'S FANTACY LAND!
Where you can touch the girls, guys and gangbangs are abundant. Accepts Visa, MasterCard and American Express-it's everywhere you want to be.
I need some weed...I need some KY...I need a life.
It's kinda sad when your two major problems are finding a joint, and getting another bottle of KY.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
See, when you're Katou, regular rules don't apply...like, I don't have to pay rent-I can just have Thumper smite them.
Being Katou is good-which is why I wouldn't trade it-
Except for another porn mag...and a joint...well a joint and maybe a porn mag....well...they're both equally important.
I'VE GOT IT! A PORN MAG MADE OUT OF JOINTS! THE AWNSER TO EVERY HORNY AMERICAN DRUGGEE!
...Patent pending...
Now I'm off to find a Yaoi fan girl...hopefully I won't have to waddle far...
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^_^ ::waits for praise:: ...::crickets:: ...alright this is the A.N. time for the announcement...ahem...: For the first...oh...two people who Review, they'll get written into the next chapter, and get a chance to talk with Katou....and buy him his Lube ^^ And I KNOW no one can pass that up. So...yeah! ^^ Hoping for more than Two reviews. Be off now.
Thank shoo.
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It's been five hours since Lucifer left...and about six since Kira did. Once again Katou is a secondary character. Nothing more than a waste of space, and Lucifer's now occasional fuck toy.
Not exactly sure how walking in on Thumper and I affected my relationship with Kira. Or even if we still have a relationship, could go either way-he looked kind of hurt, or jealous couldn't tell...
How could I have let that happen? How could I have let anything possibly jeopardize Kira and I?
Awnser one: Great fuck. Lucifer is...unholy shit that was great.
Awnser two: See above.
The only downside of being the Hell Lord's fuck monkey? All my KY's gone, and I had a little over half a bottle...and believe me-he didn't waste a drop. But now I've got to go find some tool to buy me another bottle.
Maybe I could get one of the Yaoi fan girls to do it. They'll do anything to see a male on male snog. Buy porn cut out Kira's head and mine and paste em on! Quick fix to any KY shortage!
Okay yeah that was majorly fucked up, but when you need your KY-all morals go down the fucking hole...heheh...hole!
Aside from that I've found that I still can't move. My ass is stretched so far out of shape even Pam Anderson's tits'd be dwarfed by it! I'll be walking like I've been riding a horse for weeks! I don't see how Azriel does it...
Aside from that its like there's a jack hammer in my head-not my ass for once...I know It's weird huh? But anyway, it hurts like a bitch-the only good thing is-I can't hear my conscience anymore...so no guilt about Kira-ah sweet bliss.
I know I should feel bad-but you see whenever I try too-I remember what was happening when I saw him-and I go back to:
KATOU'S FANTACY LAND!
Where you can touch the girls, guys and gangbangs are abundant. Accepts Visa, MasterCard and American Express-it's everywhere you want to be.
I need some weed...I need some KY...I need a life.
It's kinda sad when your two major problems are finding a joint, and getting another bottle of KY.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
See, when you're Katou, regular rules don't apply...like, I don't have to pay rent-I can just have Thumper smite them.
Being Katou is good-which is why I wouldn't trade it-
Except for another porn mag...and a joint...well a joint and maybe a porn mag....well...they're both equally important.
I'VE GOT IT! A PORN MAG MADE OUT OF JOINTS! THE AWNSER TO EVERY HORNY AMERICAN DRUGGEE!
...Patent pending...
Now I'm off to find a Yaoi fan girl...hopefully I won't have to waddle far...
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^_^ ::waits for praise:: ...::crickets:: ...alright this is the A.N. time for the announcement...ahem...: For the first...oh...two people who Review, they'll get written into the next chapter, and get a chance to talk with Katou....and buy him his Lube ^^ And I KNOW no one can pass that up. So...yeah! ^^ Hoping for more than Two reviews. Be off now.
Thank shoo.