Disclaimer: See previous.
A/N: This part was written LONG before All That's Harry Bladder skits.
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The four students: Laco, Lermeone, Barry, and Don, entered Professor
Drape's Lotions Class, where he stood waiting. Laco sat in a corner all by
himself, as did Lermeone. Barry and Don chose seats right next to each other.
"Good morning class. Barry Scotter, tell me how to make a Polysodafuntee
Lotion, which we will be making today." Drape said, all in one breath.
Barry looked confused. Lermeone obviously knew the answer, but Drape
was intent on torturing Barry.
"I know, I know!" Lermeone said, waving her hand in Drape's face.
"I don't know." Barry replied.
"Leave my friend alone!!" Don shouted at Drape.
Then, Professor Drape gave Donald detention.
"Detention, Mr. Sleasly. Clearly, Mr. Scotter, having a square painted on
your head with permanent nail polish isn't everything. Making a
Polysodafuntee Lotion is quite simple. All you must do is combine 3 small
squeezes of that sparkly blue lotion, 4 sprays of pink spray stuff, and a squirt of
sparkly purple lotion in a cup. The supplies are in the front. Get started!!" he
said in yet another breath.
Everyone went to get their supplies. The students started to make the
lotions. Lermeone pulled the potion off perfectly. Laco seemed to be having
trouble. All of a sudden, Barry and Don blew up their lotion!
"It is nearly impossible to blow up a Polysodafuntee Lotion!! Look! Ms.
Stranger has done it perfect!! Now you must clean it up!!" Drape shouted in
their faces.
Don and Barry cleaned up their mess. The bell rang, and everyone left
class. When they were out of earshot, Laco started a fight with Lermeone.
"Look, Ms. Stranger has done it perfect!! Teacher's Pet! Teacher's Pet!" he
taunted.
"Put a sock in it Salfoy!" she retorted.
"Make me!"
She reached into her shoe, pulled off her sock, and stuffed it in his
mouth. Laco spit out the sock, and pulled out his wand. Lermeone did the
same. They started having a duel. Barry and Don joined in. All the teachers
and Madame Palmtree, the nurse, came running.
"N-n-now c-children. L-let's n-n-not f-fight n-now." Professor Squirrel, the
We-Are-Too-Stupid-To-Defend-Ourselves-Against-The-Dark-Arts
(WATSTDOATDA) teacher, stammered.
"Look at you, Ms. Stranger! You're bleeding! And you too Mr. Sleasly! Come
with me!" Madame Palmtree said.
"As for you two, back to your houses!" Dumblydorka reprimanded.
Lermeone and Don followed Madame Palmtree to the Hopsical. Laco
and Barry went back to their houses. The rest of the teachers went back to the
Stafe Room.
A/N: This part was written LONG before All That's Harry Bladder skits.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The four students: Laco, Lermeone, Barry, and Don, entered Professor
Drape's Lotions Class, where he stood waiting. Laco sat in a corner all by
himself, as did Lermeone. Barry and Don chose seats right next to each other.
"Good morning class. Barry Scotter, tell me how to make a Polysodafuntee
Lotion, which we will be making today." Drape said, all in one breath.
Barry looked confused. Lermeone obviously knew the answer, but Drape
was intent on torturing Barry.
"I know, I know!" Lermeone said, waving her hand in Drape's face.
"I don't know." Barry replied.
"Leave my friend alone!!" Don shouted at Drape.
Then, Professor Drape gave Donald detention.
"Detention, Mr. Sleasly. Clearly, Mr. Scotter, having a square painted on
your head with permanent nail polish isn't everything. Making a
Polysodafuntee Lotion is quite simple. All you must do is combine 3 small
squeezes of that sparkly blue lotion, 4 sprays of pink spray stuff, and a squirt of
sparkly purple lotion in a cup. The supplies are in the front. Get started!!" he
said in yet another breath.
Everyone went to get their supplies. The students started to make the
lotions. Lermeone pulled the potion off perfectly. Laco seemed to be having
trouble. All of a sudden, Barry and Don blew up their lotion!
"It is nearly impossible to blow up a Polysodafuntee Lotion!! Look! Ms.
Stranger has done it perfect!! Now you must clean it up!!" Drape shouted in
their faces.
Don and Barry cleaned up their mess. The bell rang, and everyone left
class. When they were out of earshot, Laco started a fight with Lermeone.
"Look, Ms. Stranger has done it perfect!! Teacher's Pet! Teacher's Pet!" he
taunted.
"Put a sock in it Salfoy!" she retorted.
"Make me!"
She reached into her shoe, pulled off her sock, and stuffed it in his
mouth. Laco spit out the sock, and pulled out his wand. Lermeone did the
same. They started having a duel. Barry and Don joined in. All the teachers
and Madame Palmtree, the nurse, came running.
"N-n-now c-children. L-let's n-n-not f-fight n-now." Professor Squirrel, the
We-Are-Too-Stupid-To-Defend-Ourselves-Against-The-Dark-Arts
(WATSTDOATDA) teacher, stammered.
"Look at you, Ms. Stranger! You're bleeding! And you too Mr. Sleasly! Come
with me!" Madame Palmtree said.
"As for you two, back to your houses!" Dumblydorka reprimanded.
Lermeone and Don followed Madame Palmtree to the Hopsical. Laco
and Barry went back to their houses. The rest of the teachers went back to the
Stafe Room.