Wooo hoo! ^O^ We're on chapter five! We can now count the WIWI chapters on
one full hand people! And I am happy it survived for so long! Now...I've
decided that more than two of you get to be in this because, well I have no
balls and I can't stick to my guns. Go figure. How do you think this thing
got so far?
Anywho, this--this is my favorite fic--it's got Katou, Kira, Luci and lube. Nothing better than lube.
And so--Bleedingsilver, Blackie, and Momo-kun, and QuietAngel.... But since I don't know your real names, (excluding Blackie) I will rename you! ::evil cackle:: also, so I can make you do whatever I want, and YOU can't do anything because it's not really YOU it's only me writing someone biased off of YOU. ^^
Bleedingsilver- Silvia. (from the 'sil' part. ::is not origional:: )
Blackie- (look to the left)
Momo-kun- Mom. (we shall call her mom--there is ALWAYS someone with a friend called 'Mom'--trust me. )
QuietAngel- Angel.(simple ne?)
So--away we go. ::spins out of control::
Disclaimer: I do not own Blackie, Silvia, Mom, or Angel. Nor do I own Angel Sanctuary or Trigun, though Blackie says she owns Wolfwood. And if you are Mormon...this is from Katou's POV...no shooting me...^^;
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Note to self: never trust a Yaoi fan girl.
Other note to self: never trust a PACK of Yaoi fan girls.
Last note to self: Yaoi fan girls will do anything to see a male on male snog.
WELCOME TO....
KATOU:
and the search for lube
I can safely say...this subtitled feature doesn't suck...Heh...well...not promising I won't.
Anyway, It all started, where I last left off...waddling off to go find some unsuspecting Yaoi fan girl to go in and buy me lube. Why? I dunno...I spent the last of my money on a joint and a porn mag--but when I remember I'll tell ya.
Back to my point...I got outside my building, and I waddled down to my nearest local Anime/Manga provider--which happens to be a suncoast. Forgive me--but, that's the most likely place to find one of em.
I walked inside the dimly lit store, that was accented by red neon lights making it look like the bat-cave gone wrong...horribly horribly wrong and I immediately saw them all by this one DVD display...Angel somthing or other--I was high--don't remember, but they were talking about some blond drugee...he sounded hot to me.
So, I walked over to them, and tapped one of them on the shoulder. She turned and I saw something that made me desperately try to think through the TV snow that clogged my brain...
...since when did Yaoi fan girls wear nametags? I mean, for me, it was luck because drugs and memory do not compute--but, this was weird. I thought only Mormons that were out on missions to corrupt others and make them join their little cult wore nametags. But...maybe that's just me...
This one said, 'Silvia'. Immediately, her eyes widened and she let out a mini shriek and fanned herself with her hands.
That, unfortunately for me, alerted the other two, who were named, 'Angel', and 'Mom'. I didn't ask...I was afraid of what they'd say...
"OHMYGAWD," Silvia screeched, "IT'S KATOU YUE! LET US ALL IMAGINE HIM AND KIRA!"
Instantaneously, they all closed their eyes and made purring noises...
I blinked, "umm...could you help me if you aren't too busy?"
Mom jumped on me and nearly made me fall on my ass, "OF COURSE! YOU'RE KATOU!" My nose was then Eskimo kissed until it nearly fell off.
"Well...thanks, but--not the best time to jump on me," I winced suspecting my ass had just ripped...again.
Mom jumped off and stared wide-eyed, "what'd I do? Is it anything that requires me to give you sexual pleasures until you forget your pain?"
"No."
"Then WHAT?" all three screamed apparently wanting to be the one to 'pleasure' me.
"My ass hurts because I was just fucked silly by an incredibly gorgeous hell lord, and now I am all out of lube," I explained truthfully and watched their faces turn from almost orgasmic, to elated...and orgasmic.
"I happen to have a friend who owns a Sensual Superstore," Angel said proudly, "they have all you and your sexy dominatrix need to--"
"HEY," I yelled, "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE DOMINATRIX?"
Angel looked to Mom who looked to Silvia who laughed and replied, "cause you're Katou!"
"And well," Mom began slowly, "Lucifer seems to be the type of man to take control--it's Lucilicious."
I nodded, "alright then--you're buying." I abruptly turned and waddled out of the store, and listened to the other three happily chatter about how they got to buy Katou lube.
~*~
Halfway there, I came upon a familiar sight, which made me forget my ass pains and get giddy...we're talking the captain of the football team asked me out giddy. I broke out into a run and heard a cry from behind me:
"HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE!"
Ignoring the three behind me I ran and glommed the pair infront of me, which happened to be my good friend, Blackie, and her life sized tickle toy Wolfwood. To me they kind of look like brother and sister but it's not my place to say...I'm just trying to get Wolfwood to allow a threesome.
I tried to get my tongue into their little make out session, but I was rudely pushed away by Wolfwood. I fell on my ass and was suddenly aware of the pain, and made a face.
Blackie pulled away and quirked a brow, "what happened to you?"
"Lucifer...in my ass..."
She simply nodded and turned her attention to the three behind me.
Mom surprisingly picked me up and cuddled me once again attacking my nose with Eskimo kisses.
"Umm..." Blackie coughed and they all looked at her blankly, "step away from my Katou."
That was Wolfwood's cue to grab her possessively, which he did, and get hit by her-which she did.
"But he came to ask US for lube," Silvia protested.
"Uh huh," Blackie nodded slowly and folded her arms.
Finally breaking away from Mom, I laughed nervously, "wanna come Blackie?"I doubted I'd survive an hour longer.
For a moment, she looked like she was going to say no...then:
"Let us all invasion Wolfwood and Vash," they all closed their eyes and began purring again.
After I scraped puddlefied Blackie off of the bench, we set off, leaving Wolfwood to sit there, alone, dumbly.
~*~
An hour later, after the fight between the three over who was to pay, Blackie told them to shut up and split it, so we were finally on the way home.
"So," Silvia finally spoke after a long silence, "how are you paying us?"
"Ummm..with the satisfaction that you helped Katou?"
"We're not cheap," Mom laughed and I held out my hand in time to stop myself from becoming the victim of Eskimo kisses.
"Yeah," Angel added, "we want to be paid in full."
"So...when can we come and watch?"
I looked at her blankly, "ummm...no hobla the Yaoi girl?"
"We want to watch you and Lucifer-"
"Or Kira," Silvia interrupted Mom.
By now, Blackie was clearly annoyed. I could tell she didn't like the three of them. She usually wasn't a fan of loud bubbly Yaoi girls. But then she did somthing that surprised me:
"Sure, he'll let you," she offered in an off handed way.
My eyes widened, "I WILL?!"
Blackie nodded knowingly, "mmmhmmm, but first," she said as we came to my door, "Katou and I need to talk. Wait out here."
They nodded and we went inside my apartment.
~*~
It's almost four hours later. I'm lying ass-stretched and broken on my bed. Stuff did happen, but not in the way you'd think.
See, when we got into the apartment, Blackie summoned Lucifer, and well since he's a good friend of hers, he did what she told him. What was that exactly? Well it went along the lines of:
"Fuck Katou, now. Katou where's your porn, and your camcorder?"
At the time, I had failed to see where that was taking us, but being thrown on the bed by a maliciously smirking Lucifer interrupted me.
Only later, did I find out what she had done. She had recorded what had happened, and then threw the porn tape out of the door-hitting Mom in the head making her knock into Silvia and Angel. Then came back to watch what happened.
But as for what she did with what she recorded, I have no clue.
Anyway, they're gone now...Blackie seemed happy. Lucifer seemed like Lucifer, and I'm where he left me.
But I'm tired now so I'm going to try to sleep. And prey the Yaoi girls don't break in.
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See? A happy ending. Of sorts...I did let the three buy him Lube. And I did let Blackie be incredibly cruel at the end, but she's Blackie so if she didn't do anything evil....it wouldn't be Blackie.
I hope everyone liked this. It's longer than usual. Took me 3 hours with editing and stuff. Please be happy with it. So review-I'm off to go do stuff.
Kay-chan
Anywho, this--this is my favorite fic--it's got Katou, Kira, Luci and lube. Nothing better than lube.
And so--Bleedingsilver, Blackie, and Momo-kun, and QuietAngel.... But since I don't know your real names, (excluding Blackie) I will rename you! ::evil cackle:: also, so I can make you do whatever I want, and YOU can't do anything because it's not really YOU it's only me writing someone biased off of YOU. ^^
Bleedingsilver- Silvia. (from the 'sil' part. ::is not origional:: )
Blackie- (look to the left)
Momo-kun- Mom. (we shall call her mom--there is ALWAYS someone with a friend called 'Mom'--trust me. )
QuietAngel- Angel.(simple ne?)
So--away we go. ::spins out of control::
Disclaimer: I do not own Blackie, Silvia, Mom, or Angel. Nor do I own Angel Sanctuary or Trigun, though Blackie says she owns Wolfwood. And if you are Mormon...this is from Katou's POV...no shooting me...^^;
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Note to self: never trust a Yaoi fan girl.
Other note to self: never trust a PACK of Yaoi fan girls.
Last note to self: Yaoi fan girls will do anything to see a male on male snog.
WELCOME TO....
KATOU:
and the search for lube
I can safely say...this subtitled feature doesn't suck...Heh...well...not promising I won't.
Anyway, It all started, where I last left off...waddling off to go find some unsuspecting Yaoi fan girl to go in and buy me lube. Why? I dunno...I spent the last of my money on a joint and a porn mag--but when I remember I'll tell ya.
Back to my point...I got outside my building, and I waddled down to my nearest local Anime/Manga provider--which happens to be a suncoast. Forgive me--but, that's the most likely place to find one of em.
I walked inside the dimly lit store, that was accented by red neon lights making it look like the bat-cave gone wrong...horribly horribly wrong and I immediately saw them all by this one DVD display...Angel somthing or other--I was high--don't remember, but they were talking about some blond drugee...he sounded hot to me.
So, I walked over to them, and tapped one of them on the shoulder. She turned and I saw something that made me desperately try to think through the TV snow that clogged my brain...
...since when did Yaoi fan girls wear nametags? I mean, for me, it was luck because drugs and memory do not compute--but, this was weird. I thought only Mormons that were out on missions to corrupt others and make them join their little cult wore nametags. But...maybe that's just me...
This one said, 'Silvia'. Immediately, her eyes widened and she let out a mini shriek and fanned herself with her hands.
That, unfortunately for me, alerted the other two, who were named, 'Angel', and 'Mom'. I didn't ask...I was afraid of what they'd say...
"OHMYGAWD," Silvia screeched, "IT'S KATOU YUE! LET US ALL IMAGINE HIM AND KIRA!"
Instantaneously, they all closed their eyes and made purring noises...
I blinked, "umm...could you help me if you aren't too busy?"
Mom jumped on me and nearly made me fall on my ass, "OF COURSE! YOU'RE KATOU!" My nose was then Eskimo kissed until it nearly fell off.
"Well...thanks, but--not the best time to jump on me," I winced suspecting my ass had just ripped...again.
Mom jumped off and stared wide-eyed, "what'd I do? Is it anything that requires me to give you sexual pleasures until you forget your pain?"
"No."
"Then WHAT?" all three screamed apparently wanting to be the one to 'pleasure' me.
"My ass hurts because I was just fucked silly by an incredibly gorgeous hell lord, and now I am all out of lube," I explained truthfully and watched their faces turn from almost orgasmic, to elated...and orgasmic.
"I happen to have a friend who owns a Sensual Superstore," Angel said proudly, "they have all you and your sexy dominatrix need to--"
"HEY," I yelled, "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE DOMINATRIX?"
Angel looked to Mom who looked to Silvia who laughed and replied, "cause you're Katou!"
"And well," Mom began slowly, "Lucifer seems to be the type of man to take control--it's Lucilicious."
I nodded, "alright then--you're buying." I abruptly turned and waddled out of the store, and listened to the other three happily chatter about how they got to buy Katou lube.
~*~
Halfway there, I came upon a familiar sight, which made me forget my ass pains and get giddy...we're talking the captain of the football team asked me out giddy. I broke out into a run and heard a cry from behind me:
"HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE!"
Ignoring the three behind me I ran and glommed the pair infront of me, which happened to be my good friend, Blackie, and her life sized tickle toy Wolfwood. To me they kind of look like brother and sister but it's not my place to say...I'm just trying to get Wolfwood to allow a threesome.
I tried to get my tongue into their little make out session, but I was rudely pushed away by Wolfwood. I fell on my ass and was suddenly aware of the pain, and made a face.
Blackie pulled away and quirked a brow, "what happened to you?"
"Lucifer...in my ass..."
She simply nodded and turned her attention to the three behind me.
Mom surprisingly picked me up and cuddled me once again attacking my nose with Eskimo kisses.
"Umm..." Blackie coughed and they all looked at her blankly, "step away from my Katou."
That was Wolfwood's cue to grab her possessively, which he did, and get hit by her-which she did.
"But he came to ask US for lube," Silvia protested.
"Uh huh," Blackie nodded slowly and folded her arms.
Finally breaking away from Mom, I laughed nervously, "wanna come Blackie?"I doubted I'd survive an hour longer.
For a moment, she looked like she was going to say no...then:
"Let us all invasion Wolfwood and Vash," they all closed their eyes and began purring again.
After I scraped puddlefied Blackie off of the bench, we set off, leaving Wolfwood to sit there, alone, dumbly.
~*~
An hour later, after the fight between the three over who was to pay, Blackie told them to shut up and split it, so we were finally on the way home.
"So," Silvia finally spoke after a long silence, "how are you paying us?"
"Ummm..with the satisfaction that you helped Katou?"
"We're not cheap," Mom laughed and I held out my hand in time to stop myself from becoming the victim of Eskimo kisses.
"Yeah," Angel added, "we want to be paid in full."
"So...when can we come and watch?"
I looked at her blankly, "ummm...no hobla the Yaoi girl?"
"We want to watch you and Lucifer-"
"Or Kira," Silvia interrupted Mom.
By now, Blackie was clearly annoyed. I could tell she didn't like the three of them. She usually wasn't a fan of loud bubbly Yaoi girls. But then she did somthing that surprised me:
"Sure, he'll let you," she offered in an off handed way.
My eyes widened, "I WILL?!"
Blackie nodded knowingly, "mmmhmmm, but first," she said as we came to my door, "Katou and I need to talk. Wait out here."
They nodded and we went inside my apartment.
~*~
It's almost four hours later. I'm lying ass-stretched and broken on my bed. Stuff did happen, but not in the way you'd think.
See, when we got into the apartment, Blackie summoned Lucifer, and well since he's a good friend of hers, he did what she told him. What was that exactly? Well it went along the lines of:
"Fuck Katou, now. Katou where's your porn, and your camcorder?"
At the time, I had failed to see where that was taking us, but being thrown on the bed by a maliciously smirking Lucifer interrupted me.
Only later, did I find out what she had done. She had recorded what had happened, and then threw the porn tape out of the door-hitting Mom in the head making her knock into Silvia and Angel. Then came back to watch what happened.
But as for what she did with what she recorded, I have no clue.
Anyway, they're gone now...Blackie seemed happy. Lucifer seemed like Lucifer, and I'm where he left me.
But I'm tired now so I'm going to try to sleep. And prey the Yaoi girls don't break in.
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See? A happy ending. Of sorts...I did let the three buy him Lube. And I did let Blackie be incredibly cruel at the end, but she's Blackie so if she didn't do anything evil....it wouldn't be Blackie.
I hope everyone liked this. It's longer than usual. Took me 3 hours with editing and stuff. Please be happy with it. So review-I'm off to go do stuff.
Kay-chan