All the Final Fantasy characters are in a cafeteria, taking a break from
their hard work. The story begins at a table where Vivi, Ivrine, and Cloud
are sitting.
Ivrine: Finally, after a long days work we get something to eat!
Cloud: Yea man! I'm starving.
Vivi: Let's eat!
*Ivrine, Cloud and Vivi all take a bite of their lunch*
Vivi: Man this sandwich is a piece of junk!
Cloud: Seriously! They expect us to eat this garbage!
Ivrine: Well, I see why! Kuja and Zidane are serving again!
All: Ah man!
*Behind the counter you see Kuja and Zidane preparing food*
Zidane: Haha! Looks like Vivi didn't exactly enjoy your "secret ingredient".
Kuja: Shut up!
Zidane: Hahaha! You can't cook for your life!
Kuja: Oh yea! Well, you look like a girl wearing that apron!
Zidane: I do not! Aprons are a very manly thing!
Kuja: Ok you're a man, but apparently also a girl!
Zidane: Look whose talking! At least I don't have long hair and wear makeup!
Kuja: That's it! You're dead now!
Zidane: I'm so sure!
*Kuja steps on Zidane's tail*
Zidane: OW! Why you little.
*Zidane steps on Kuja's tail *
Kuja: This is WAR! *Yuna walks by the counter with Tifa*
Yuna: Tifa, do you have any eyeshadow I can borrow.
Tifa: Sorry, I left my makeup in the trailer.
Yuna: That's okay, I'll just ask Kuja. Kuja! Can I borrow your eyeshadow?
Zidane: Hahaha! Even she thinks you're a girl!
Kuja: Shut up!
Zidane: You shut up!
*They continue fighting*
Yuna: Oh well, let's just get lunch.
*Yuna and Tifa buy their lunch and sit with Ivrine, Vivi, and Cloud*
Tifa: Finally! I'm sooo hungry!
Vivi: I wouldn't eat that if I were you!
Ivrine: Too late!
Tifa: EWWW! What is this garbage?
Cloud: We tried to warn you.
Yuna: Well, at least I didn't eat it!
Loud Speaker: All Final Fantasy 10 cast members, please report to the auditorium.
Yuna: See you guys later!
*Yuna walks into the auditorium. There she sees Sin.*
Yuna: Hi Sin!
*Sin doesn't get a chance to reply because a prop sword smacks him in the head*
Director: MEDIC!
Yuna: Well, that was interesting!
*Back in the cafeteria, Zidane is arguing with Kuja about the sandwiches*
Loud Speaker: Zidane, Kuja, and Vivi please report to the Alexandria set!
Zidane: I wonder what happened.
Kuja: I don't know. How come he only called for us?
*Zidane and Kuja walk over to the set where they see Vivi climbing a ladder, and followind Puck*
Zidane: Hey Mt. Director! Why'd you call us over?
Director: To tell you that you guys have a week off. Garnet fell off the ladder that Vivi's climbing right now and sprained her ankle.
*Vivi falls off ladder*
Director: I swear nothing is going right today! MEDIC!
Medic: I'm sick and tired of you screaming medic!
*The medic slaps the director*
Medic: Now look who needs the medic! Haha!
Zidane: That lady has some issues!
Kuja: Seriously!
Medic: Excuse me! What did you say?
*The medic slaps Zidane and Kuja, Eiko sees this and runs over*
Eiko: You big meanie! My moogles don't like you anymore!!!
And that's how it started, the war on set. Find out more in Chapter 2!
Ivrine: Finally, after a long days work we get something to eat!
Cloud: Yea man! I'm starving.
Vivi: Let's eat!
*Ivrine, Cloud and Vivi all take a bite of their lunch*
Vivi: Man this sandwich is a piece of junk!
Cloud: Seriously! They expect us to eat this garbage!
Ivrine: Well, I see why! Kuja and Zidane are serving again!
All: Ah man!
*Behind the counter you see Kuja and Zidane preparing food*
Zidane: Haha! Looks like Vivi didn't exactly enjoy your "secret ingredient".
Kuja: Shut up!
Zidane: Hahaha! You can't cook for your life!
Kuja: Oh yea! Well, you look like a girl wearing that apron!
Zidane: I do not! Aprons are a very manly thing!
Kuja: Ok you're a man, but apparently also a girl!
Zidane: Look whose talking! At least I don't have long hair and wear makeup!
Kuja: That's it! You're dead now!
Zidane: I'm so sure!
*Kuja steps on Zidane's tail*
Zidane: OW! Why you little.
*Zidane steps on Kuja's tail *
Kuja: This is WAR! *Yuna walks by the counter with Tifa*
Yuna: Tifa, do you have any eyeshadow I can borrow.
Tifa: Sorry, I left my makeup in the trailer.
Yuna: That's okay, I'll just ask Kuja. Kuja! Can I borrow your eyeshadow?
Zidane: Hahaha! Even she thinks you're a girl!
Kuja: Shut up!
Zidane: You shut up!
*They continue fighting*
Yuna: Oh well, let's just get lunch.
*Yuna and Tifa buy their lunch and sit with Ivrine, Vivi, and Cloud*
Tifa: Finally! I'm sooo hungry!
Vivi: I wouldn't eat that if I were you!
Ivrine: Too late!
Tifa: EWWW! What is this garbage?
Cloud: We tried to warn you.
Yuna: Well, at least I didn't eat it!
Loud Speaker: All Final Fantasy 10 cast members, please report to the auditorium.
Yuna: See you guys later!
*Yuna walks into the auditorium. There she sees Sin.*
Yuna: Hi Sin!
*Sin doesn't get a chance to reply because a prop sword smacks him in the head*
Director: MEDIC!
Yuna: Well, that was interesting!
*Back in the cafeteria, Zidane is arguing with Kuja about the sandwiches*
Loud Speaker: Zidane, Kuja, and Vivi please report to the Alexandria set!
Zidane: I wonder what happened.
Kuja: I don't know. How come he only called for us?
*Zidane and Kuja walk over to the set where they see Vivi climbing a ladder, and followind Puck*
Zidane: Hey Mt. Director! Why'd you call us over?
Director: To tell you that you guys have a week off. Garnet fell off the ladder that Vivi's climbing right now and sprained her ankle.
*Vivi falls off ladder*
Director: I swear nothing is going right today! MEDIC!
Medic: I'm sick and tired of you screaming medic!
*The medic slaps the director*
Medic: Now look who needs the medic! Haha!
Zidane: That lady has some issues!
Kuja: Seriously!
Medic: Excuse me! What did you say?
*The medic slaps Zidane and Kuja, Eiko sees this and runs over*
Eiko: You big meanie! My moogles don't like you anymore!!!
And that's how it started, the war on set. Find out more in Chapter 2!