Disclaimer: You know the deal, I don't own Harry Potter blah blah blah..

Well, heres chapter 3!! Sorry it took a little while..school started yesterday and now i've got hmwk to worry about.

"What kind of sick school starts on the 18th of August!?" "I do not know, Plogan. . ." Lol, Lauren.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing this!!

~*The Switch*~

Harry's yells echoed and could be heard from the entrance hall.

Hermione stopped in her tracks and said, "I wonder who that was."

Ron just shrugged and said, "Probably a first year Huff getting tortured by Malfoy."

Hermione laughed, "Yeah, your probably right."

They both walked into the Great Hall with no other questions about the yells.

But Harry felt like he was about to faint. When he looked in the mirror it wasn't his normal green eyes staring back at him. This time, they were cold and gray. He was Malfoy.

"This can't be happening, it just can't be! How can I be Malfoy!?"

Harry looked back at "himself" in the mirror. He tried to calm down...

"Ok, I need to relax. I'm in Malfoy's body," as he thought this is shuddered, "So that means Malfoy must be in my body...oh dear God...this isn't good. Now, how can I get to 'myself' before anyone else does? There is only one good thing about this right now..thank god its Saturday..."

Harry decided to get dressed and sneak up into the Gryffindor common room. If all goes well no one will be in there, but of course, "himself".

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Draco slowly opened his eyes that morning. Everything seemed blurry.

"Hm...odd," He thought.

Since he couldn't see well and was too tired to think he didn't notice any difference in the environment. He slowly walked into the bathroom and splashed some cold water on his face to wake up. He looked up at the mirror.

"Po--Potter...." Malfoy said in disbelief.

Malfoy splashed some more water on his face to make sure he wasn't dreaming. He looked in the mirror again and the image didn't change. He passed out cold.

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Harry quickly walked up to the Gryffindor common room trying not to attract attention to himself since everyone else thought he was a Slytherin. He walked up to the portrait of the fat lady and whispered, "Lion heart." He climbed into the familiar room and looked around making sure that no one else was there.

"It's empty. Perfect. Everyone must be at breakfast," Harry thought.

He walked up to the boy's dormitories and searched. He looked into the bathroom and saw "himself" or Malfoy, sprawled out on the floor completely out. Harry stepped over Malfoy, (he would have stepped ON him but he didn't like the idea of stepping on himself) and got a glass full of cold water. He quickly poured the contents on Malfoy.

Malfoy shot up in an instant and blinked his eyes.

"Am I dead?" He asked while staring up at "himself".

Harry rolled his eyes and dumped more water on Malfoy.

Malfoy spat it out and said, "POTTER!"

"Yes, that's my name. How can I help you?" Harry said while grinning.

"GIVE ME MY BODY BACK!!" Malfoy shouted as he attempted to tackle Harry but missed, causing him to topple into the shower.

"Here, you might want these," Harry said with a laugh and pulled out his glasses from his pocket.

"Thanks," Malfoy muttered and put them on.

"Now, back to this umm..body switching.." Harry said while looking at himself curiously.

"Aw, did you come looking for me?" Malfoy smirked.

"Yeah, to figure this thing out you dipshit. Don't you find it odd to stare at yourself!?" Harry shouted, "And anyway, if I hadn't snuck up here you would still be on the bathroom floor!"

"Well, yeah," Malfoy said, "But what the hell can we do!? And how the did we end up like this in the first place!?"

"HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?" Harry bellowed.

"NO NEED TO GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST POTTER!!!" Malfoy shouted back.

"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!! CAN'T TWO PEOPLE HAVE A DECENT FIGHT WITHOUT SPECTATORS!!!" Harry shouted at the people watching.

The shouting went on for a while. . . .

"Well, in the mean time, while you're me and I'm you, we HAVE to try our best to act like each other, alright?" Harry said while raising his brow.

"Fine. The password for the Slytherin common room is Parseltongue. And remember, you have to stay with Crabbe and Goyle. Pansy is an annoying little shit so try to ignore her. And umm..yeah," Draco said with satisfaction.

"Alright. Now, you gotta listen to me. The password for the common room is Lion heart. Don't forget that you can't UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES call Hermione a Mudblood or make any rude comments to Ron. And call them by their first names!" Harry said.

"By the way, Po--Malfoy, you did a nice job with my hair." Draco said.

"Um, thanks I guess. And I know that you didn't bother to touch mine." Harry said grinning.

"Well that would have been the case given the fact I had be up and about. And Malfoy, don't grin." Draco said.

"Huh? Oh right. And umm, Potter..don't smirk or sneer when your me," Harry said.

"Alright, deal," Malfoy said as he stuck out his hand to shake on it.

But before Harry could extend his arm he heard people enter the common room. He heard the familiar voices of Ron and Hermione, and a distant voice say, "Hang on a sec Hermione, I need to run up and see if Harry's awake."

"Ugh, do you have to? He's been so rude lately. Can't you just leave him?" Hermione shouted back.

At these words Harry scowled. Then he heard footsteps coming up the stairs.

"Ah, shit!" Harry said in a loud whisper.

"What am I supposed to do!?" Malfoy asked.

"Well, go out there and pretend to be looking for something in my trunk. I don't know!" Harry replied, "And remember! You're not Malfoy, you're Harry or Potter."

"Er..right.." said Malfoy as he walked over to Harry's trunk.

Harry suddenly thought to himself, 'Oh shit, what am I supposed to do!?'

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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!! I had a blast writing it!! I will hopefully have a new chapter up soon but with school and hmwk I'm not sure when I'll have time for it. I'll most likely have one up by Friday or Saturday..i hope..well enjoy and PLEASE REVIEW!!! farwell my fans! lol