Garnet, Vivi, Zidane, and Kuja wake up in the infirmary set of Final
Fantasy 8.
Zidane: Where the heck are we?
Kuja: Looks like an infirmary.
*Squall walks in with Rinoa*
Squall: This stinks! This scene wasn't scheduled until Tuesday, but no! Dr. Kadowaki has to shoot the scene today!
Rinoa: Um, Squall?
Squall: What?
Rinoa: Is the Final Fantasy 9 cast supposed to be in this scene?
Squall: Err, no. Why?
Rinoa: Take a look!
*Squall looks over at the FF9 cast*
Squall: Hehehe. Looks like the medic got mad. Hehehe!
Rinoa: You're so horrible!
Squall: Hehehe! Better go warn the director!
Rinoa: Somehow, I think he already knows.
*Eiko enters as Squall leaves*
Eiko: Zidane, I brought you soup to make you feel better!
Zidane: I'm not really hungy.
Eiko: EAT IT!
Zidane: Okay, fine!
*Eiko hands Zidane the soup, but by mistake she spills it all over his lap*
Zidane: AHHH! IT BURNS!
Eiko: Oopsies. Rinoa: Well, that was interesting.
At the Final Fantasy 7 Set, Cloud and Aeris are going over their lines.
Cloud: I don't want her to get hurt. I'd better go to Sector 7 without her.
*Cloud tries to sneak out quietly, but Aeris catches him*
Aeris: You'd better get your rest. It'll be a long journey to Sector 7!
Cloud: Can't get caught this time!
*Cloud tries to sneak out again*
Aeris: WHAT DID I TELL YOU! GO TO SLEEP!
Cloud: Aeris, that's not in the script!
Aeris: Sorry, I just don't approve of the fact that you're TRYING TO LEAVE WITHOUT ME!
Cloud: But that's what it says in the script!
Aeris: SO!
Cloud: But!
*Aeris slaps Cloud*
Aeris: SLEEP NOW!
*Cloud goes back in his room. Aeris apparently hass issues, so he calls the producer*
Cloud: Um, I think there's something wrong with Aeris.
Producer: Is there any chance she's been talking to the medic lately?
Cloud: She IS the medic.
Producer: Well that explains a lot!
Cloud: Well, what should I do?
Producer: My best advice would be to run for your life!
*Cloud runs out of the room at top speed* Cloud: AHHH!
*Cloud is running so fast, he doesn't know where he's going. He bumps right into Squall*
Squall: Whoa!
Cloud: Sorry, man!
Squall: What are you running from?
Cloud: Aeris!
Squall: She's not THAT ugly.
Cloud: It's not that, she's on a rampage!
Squall: Wait, isn't Aeris also the medic!
Cloud: Uh, yea.
Squall: Then watch out!
Cloud: Why?
Squall: Go to the infirmary, you'll see.
*Cloud goes into the infirmary*
Eiko: AHHH! 3rd degree burn!
Zidane: You spilled it all over my lap!!!
Cloud: Hey, Kuja! What's going on?
Kuja: Chaos! First, the medic knocks us out, then we wake up and we're here!
Vivi: Isn't the medic your girlfriend?
Cloud: Yea.
Kuja: Then try to control her!
*The director runs in screaming*
Director: Cloud! Do something about Aeris! Call in a psychiatrist or something! Vivi: Yea, seriously!
Eiko: Yea! OWWW! IT BURNS!
Cloud: You know, that's not such a bad idea!
*Cloud calls a psychiatrist*
Cloud: He says he can be here Friday!
Director: That's way too late, who knows what she'll do!
*The director runs around in circles, and Squall opens the door. The door smacks the director in the head*
Squall: Sorry dude!
*The director appears to be unconscious*
The Final Fantasy cast has suffered many injuries. Will they ever be able to survive Aeris's wrath? Find out in the next chapter!
Zidane: Where the heck are we?
Kuja: Looks like an infirmary.
*Squall walks in with Rinoa*
Squall: This stinks! This scene wasn't scheduled until Tuesday, but no! Dr. Kadowaki has to shoot the scene today!
Rinoa: Um, Squall?
Squall: What?
Rinoa: Is the Final Fantasy 9 cast supposed to be in this scene?
Squall: Err, no. Why?
Rinoa: Take a look!
*Squall looks over at the FF9 cast*
Squall: Hehehe. Looks like the medic got mad. Hehehe!
Rinoa: You're so horrible!
Squall: Hehehe! Better go warn the director!
Rinoa: Somehow, I think he already knows.
*Eiko enters as Squall leaves*
Eiko: Zidane, I brought you soup to make you feel better!
Zidane: I'm not really hungy.
Eiko: EAT IT!
Zidane: Okay, fine!
*Eiko hands Zidane the soup, but by mistake she spills it all over his lap*
Zidane: AHHH! IT BURNS!
Eiko: Oopsies. Rinoa: Well, that was interesting.
At the Final Fantasy 7 Set, Cloud and Aeris are going over their lines.
Cloud: I don't want her to get hurt. I'd better go to Sector 7 without her.
*Cloud tries to sneak out quietly, but Aeris catches him*
Aeris: You'd better get your rest. It'll be a long journey to Sector 7!
Cloud: Can't get caught this time!
*Cloud tries to sneak out again*
Aeris: WHAT DID I TELL YOU! GO TO SLEEP!
Cloud: Aeris, that's not in the script!
Aeris: Sorry, I just don't approve of the fact that you're TRYING TO LEAVE WITHOUT ME!
Cloud: But that's what it says in the script!
Aeris: SO!
Cloud: But!
*Aeris slaps Cloud*
Aeris: SLEEP NOW!
*Cloud goes back in his room. Aeris apparently hass issues, so he calls the producer*
Cloud: Um, I think there's something wrong with Aeris.
Producer: Is there any chance she's been talking to the medic lately?
Cloud: She IS the medic.
Producer: Well that explains a lot!
Cloud: Well, what should I do?
Producer: My best advice would be to run for your life!
*Cloud runs out of the room at top speed* Cloud: AHHH!
*Cloud is running so fast, he doesn't know where he's going. He bumps right into Squall*
Squall: Whoa!
Cloud: Sorry, man!
Squall: What are you running from?
Cloud: Aeris!
Squall: She's not THAT ugly.
Cloud: It's not that, she's on a rampage!
Squall: Wait, isn't Aeris also the medic!
Cloud: Uh, yea.
Squall: Then watch out!
Cloud: Why?
Squall: Go to the infirmary, you'll see.
*Cloud goes into the infirmary*
Eiko: AHHH! 3rd degree burn!
Zidane: You spilled it all over my lap!!!
Cloud: Hey, Kuja! What's going on?
Kuja: Chaos! First, the medic knocks us out, then we wake up and we're here!
Vivi: Isn't the medic your girlfriend?
Cloud: Yea.
Kuja: Then try to control her!
*The director runs in screaming*
Director: Cloud! Do something about Aeris! Call in a psychiatrist or something! Vivi: Yea, seriously!
Eiko: Yea! OWWW! IT BURNS!
Cloud: You know, that's not such a bad idea!
*Cloud calls a psychiatrist*
Cloud: He says he can be here Friday!
Director: That's way too late, who knows what she'll do!
*The director runs around in circles, and Squall opens the door. The door smacks the director in the head*
Squall: Sorry dude!
*The director appears to be unconscious*
The Final Fantasy cast has suffered many injuries. Will they ever be able to survive Aeris's wrath? Find out in the next chapter!