Ahh!! So sorry for not updating!! I was so busy with mid terms at school,
you know what I mean ....... anyways on to the story.
Inuyasha 1st movie: the funny version
Scene 2 The tree, (from the beginning of the movie but its glowing pink) with millions of moths flying around it.
Narrator- oh no! this isn't a 'Silence of the Lambs' thing is it?(if you've seen Silence of the Lambs you know what I'm talking about but if you haven't let's just say there were a lot of bugs)
Villain1- hey look we're back again!
Moth-demon- of course you are you nitwits, you expect me to do my own work? You see, I have much more important stuff to do here with this um, pink glowing thingy....
(close up of the tree)
Narrator- dun dun dun, Evil Tree
~~Back to Inuyasha and the Gang~~
Narrator- here they are having there lunch break.... wait a second who said you could have a break!!
Inuyasha- did anyone just hear that voice?
Kagome- uh.... no Inuyasha, are you ok?
Inuyasha- forget it....
Miroku- so Shippo, you didn't steal this pic-a-nic basket from the park Ranger, right?
(Inuyasha and Shippo make dibs for the Ramen)
Narrator- hmm.... I wonder who will win this fight....(Inuyasha bonks Shippo on the head)......yeah, who couldn't guess? Inuyasha
(Shippo makes puppy dog eyes at Kagome)
Narrator-uh oh, Shippo's pulling out his ultimate attack....... and wins, Inuyasha's not doing a very bright thing here
(everyone runs for it)
Kagome- SIT BOY!!
(he falls to ground creating a hole which he falls in)
Narrator- well at least he didn't have to dig his own grave
~~The rest of the Gang~~
(Kilala seems to have been possessed and walks away)
Miroku- uh oh looks like Kilala's been taking some drugs
Sango- wait Kilala! You didn't steal my money for it from me again, did you?
Miroku- I told you not to put your money ring around Kilala's neck
(they followed her)
Villain1- (they're in disguise) hi there, we're just your average suspicious bad guys in disguise
(Miroku runs up to the very attractive women)
Miroku- hey, James Bond didn't discern from good and evil when sleeping with women, and neither do I
BONK!
Narrator- you've probably guessed by now that Sango bonked him on the head
Miroku- maybe I shouldn't say such things in front of my romantic love, huh?
BONK!
Narrator- wow to bonks in one day
Miroku- can you shut up?!
Narrator- um.. no
(suddenly weeds came out from the ground and wrapped themselves around Sango and Miroku, trapping them)
Sango- aww crap I left my weed-killer in my other boomerang@
Miroku- yeah and maybe we could have bought some more if someone hadn't have let her druggie cat steal her money
Villain1- I'm making drugs and it works on animals
(all these scorpions appeared out of nowhere and were trapped in the weeds also)
Miroku- scorpions give me the willies!! 'hmm if I let the scorpions go, then they will poison Sango and I'll be free of any attachments and be able to pursue these lovely ladies....'
Will Miroku let the scorpions free to poison Sango and then make out with the villains? Will the Narrator ever shut up? And what ever happened to poor Inuyasha? Find out on the next episode of Frosty the Snowman.. I mean Inuyasha 1st movie: the funny Version
Inuyasha 1st movie: the funny version
Scene 2 The tree, (from the beginning of the movie but its glowing pink) with millions of moths flying around it.
Narrator- oh no! this isn't a 'Silence of the Lambs' thing is it?(if you've seen Silence of the Lambs you know what I'm talking about but if you haven't let's just say there were a lot of bugs)
Villain1- hey look we're back again!
Moth-demon- of course you are you nitwits, you expect me to do my own work? You see, I have much more important stuff to do here with this um, pink glowing thingy....
(close up of the tree)
Narrator- dun dun dun, Evil Tree
~~Back to Inuyasha and the Gang~~
Narrator- here they are having there lunch break.... wait a second who said you could have a break!!
Inuyasha- did anyone just hear that voice?
Kagome- uh.... no Inuyasha, are you ok?
Inuyasha- forget it....
Miroku- so Shippo, you didn't steal this pic-a-nic basket from the park Ranger, right?
(Inuyasha and Shippo make dibs for the Ramen)
Narrator- hmm.... I wonder who will win this fight....(Inuyasha bonks Shippo on the head)......yeah, who couldn't guess? Inuyasha
(Shippo makes puppy dog eyes at Kagome)
Narrator-uh oh, Shippo's pulling out his ultimate attack....... and wins, Inuyasha's not doing a very bright thing here
(everyone runs for it)
Kagome- SIT BOY!!
(he falls to ground creating a hole which he falls in)
Narrator- well at least he didn't have to dig his own grave
~~The rest of the Gang~~
(Kilala seems to have been possessed and walks away)
Miroku- uh oh looks like Kilala's been taking some drugs
Sango- wait Kilala! You didn't steal my money for it from me again, did you?
Miroku- I told you not to put your money ring around Kilala's neck
(they followed her)
Villain1- (they're in disguise) hi there, we're just your average suspicious bad guys in disguise
(Miroku runs up to the very attractive women)
Miroku- hey, James Bond didn't discern from good and evil when sleeping with women, and neither do I
BONK!
Narrator- you've probably guessed by now that Sango bonked him on the head
Miroku- maybe I shouldn't say such things in front of my romantic love, huh?
BONK!
Narrator- wow to bonks in one day
Miroku- can you shut up?!
Narrator- um.. no
(suddenly weeds came out from the ground and wrapped themselves around Sango and Miroku, trapping them)
Sango- aww crap I left my weed-killer in my other boomerang@
Miroku- yeah and maybe we could have bought some more if someone hadn't have let her druggie cat steal her money
Villain1- I'm making drugs and it works on animals
(all these scorpions appeared out of nowhere and were trapped in the weeds also)
Miroku- scorpions give me the willies!! 'hmm if I let the scorpions go, then they will poison Sango and I'll be free of any attachments and be able to pursue these lovely ladies....'
Will Miroku let the scorpions free to poison Sango and then make out with the villains? Will the Narrator ever shut up? And what ever happened to poor Inuyasha? Find out on the next episode of Frosty the Snowman.. I mean Inuyasha 1st movie: the funny Version