Author's Note: A really long chapter.. Really- ummm not much else to say.
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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Chapter 2: A Morning of Confusion
You could say that Sammy, Bri, Ally, and Danielle, didn't wake up to a normal morning, but that would just be putting it lightly. It's more like they woke up in a whole other spit of land in a whole different time period. But they didn't know that. Ally woke up lying on a very comfortable bed. it was so comfy that she never wanted to get off it. but then she thought, "I wasn't sleeping on a bed! I was sleeping on the floor!" She opened her eyes and found herself in a strange room that seemed familiar. She opened the drapes and looked out the window to find herself looking at a beautiful morning at a port. But how could she be looking at a port if she lived in Northern Texas away from any body of water (except water fountains and water bottles and stuff like that). Then it dawned on her. "Pirates of the Caribbean," she said to herself 'Oh my god! I'm in the movie! And. and. that means I will meet Orlando!!! I mean Will!!!' she gave a huge smile. She ran outside the room and remembered that there were maids and butlers at their mansion and she wouldn't be alone. She peered over the balcony and found a maid walking downstairs. 'Shit, Where's Elizabeth? I need to borrow a dress.' Ally was never one who stole things from people. but she was on the risk taker side. She walked over to Elizabeth's gigantic closet to find a beautiful bouquet of dazzling dresses. "Okay, if I take one that is kind of hidden or pushed off, she probably didn't like it that much and never wore it, so she wouldn't really notice.' "Excuse me, but why are you in Miss Swan's closet and.. Why on Earth are you dressed like THAT?!" Ally turned around to see the maid she saw earlier downstairs. "I'm Elizabeth's uh, friend and I must speak with her. do you know where she is?" She replied. "Why, at the ceremony of course." The maid answered. "The ceremony? Oh yes, Commodore Norrington's promotion ceremony. Right, right. When will she return?" Ally asked. "Why, in a about half an hour, it should be done very soon. you must be hungry, come to the kitchen and I will give you something to eat." Ally nodded and didn't complain. free food that's fit for a king, well more like the governor, but whatever. * * * "Owwww. I'm never sleeping on a bed this stiff again! My back kills!" Bri groaned. She opened her eyes to find that she wasn't in a bed, much less Danielle's room, but that she was in a corner leaning against a stonewall. "Where the hell am I?" Bri heard some noise and voices shouting nearby and decided to check it out. She peered around the corner to find a ceremony was taking place. "Present arms!" she heard a man shout. She saw a figure walking in between the raised muskets. "Norrington! This is Norrington's promotion ceremony!" she said to herself. She began to walk towards the crowd when she thought "Damnit! I can't go like this- people will think there's something wrong with me! I have to find a dress or something." She looked around and saw a sign that said 'Dress Boutique- the best place for beautiful high quality dresses for great prices, just outside the fort'. "Great! That's where I'll go." she went outside the fort and into 'Dress Boutique' to find the biggest collection of dazzling dresses she has ever seen. An older lady immediately walked towards her as she entered and said "Hello! Welcome to my shop! It looks to me like you need a change of wardrobe, sweetie. let me find the perfect dress for you." she said and disappeared behind a curtain which seemed like it led to more dresses. She appeared and showed Bri a beautiful navy blue dress with a velvet print of roses on it. It had gold lining and gold lace around the edges. It was the prettiest dress she had ever laid eyes on. "Wow" she said with a look of awe on her face. "A deep blue looked like your color and I can tell you love it." The lady replied. "It's wonderful!" Bri said. "Glad you like it. now hurry up and put it on and get out of those horrible rags," said the lady. 'These aren't rags! I spent a lot of money on my jean shorts from Wet Seal and this cute spaghetti strap from Abercrombie & Fitch!' Bri thought to herself. After she put on the dress, a young girl and her mother came into the shop and the lady began to talk to them. Bri found her way to the cashier. "That'll be 10 pounds," the man said. Well, he was more like a young man, like Bri's age. "I must ask you something," she said. "Sure, go ahead, Miss" the man replied with an annoyed look. "You saw me when I came in, yes?" "Yes. you looked ridiculous! You really need a change of clothing" he replied "well..." Bri began; she gave this sad look like she was remembering a horrible memory. "I was kidnapped. and the culprit gave these rags to me," she said sarcastically. "I. I was left with those rags and this," she said, pulling out a $20 dollar bill from the pocket of her shorts and showing it to the cashier. "It is American money. $1 is worth 5 shillings. and this is all I have to pay. I needed a dress because I couldn't return home in those rags, my mother would furious with me." Bri began to bawl (she was very good at fake crying). "Sir. please, don't let me dishonor my family, I need this dress, but I can't pay for it. please sir." she looked at him with a pleading innocent look. "Miss. I am so sorry. Don't worry about the money. I will give it to you gratis. I hope that your fortunes will improve." He said. Bri looked at him through a sea of tears, and "tried" to smile. "Thank you!" she gave him a kiss on the cheek, gave him a small curtsey and walked out. She began to laugh. "Ha ha ha ha! That was the best! Ahhhhh, if only Sammy, Ally, and Danielle were there to see it. I wonder where they ended up." * * * Danielle groaned as she woke up. "Owwwwww. I think I had WAY to many chocolate covered raisins last night. huh? Where am I? Have I been kidnapped? Holy Hell! I've been kidnapped! Shit! God! If you're there, listen to me. I need a sign. anything to get me out of here or at least tell me where I am! Damnit! What am I gonna do?" Danielle panicked. She walked out onto the docks. "A dock?! How could I be at a dock? I live in Texas! Oh, no! The kidnapper has flown me to another state. Probably on the coast! Damnit, now how am I supposed to get home." She walked towards a dock and saw a boat starting to sink with a figure on it. "Holy shit! It's Jack! I'm in the movie! I'm in the movie!" Danielle gave a huge smile. "That means I'm gonna meet Will!" she grinned even more. She saw Jack step off his boat and begin to walk off, when. "Hey! Hold up there you!" an old man said. Jack whirled around "it's a shilling to tie your boat up to the dock" They both looked at Jack's sunken boat. Danielle giggled. "And I shall need to know your name." Jack went through a pocket and took out three coins. "What do you say to 3 shillings and we forget the name." Jack said. "Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith." Said the old man, and walked away. Jack walked off and found a bag with coins in it and decided it wouldn't hurt to take them. Danielle giggled and decided to follow him. Just as they had reached the dock to the Interceptor Jack said, "Why do you keep following me? Are you trying to be my shadow or some. oh, my apologies, love. I didn't know such a beautiful creature was chasing me." Jack said, smiling. "That's perfectly fine." Danielle said. "May I ask why you are dressed like that, love. It's not what beautiful women like yourself wear around here." Jack asked. "Oh, I know. I'm a, uh, pirate. And this is how pirates dress from where I come from." Danielle answered. "Excellent. Then will you sail with me to raid, pillage, and plunder?" "Sure, why not?" "Great, I'm Ca...." "Captain Jack Sparrow" Danielle finished. "How did you know who I am, love?" Jack asked. "Let's just say you are very well known and admired from where I come from, savvy?" Danielle answered. "Admired. I like the sound of that. Well let's go then, love." Jack said. "Okay, and you can call me Danielle if you wish." Danielle told him. "Very well then, Miss Danielle. Let's go!" Jack replied. And they began to head towards the ship when two guards blocked their way. "This dock is off limits to civilians," The first guard informed them. "I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. When I see one, I shall inform you immediately." He began to walk towards it when they, once again, got in his way. "Apparently there's some sort of a high tone and fancy to do up at the fort, aye? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves didn't merit an invitation?" "Some one has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians." The first guard said. "It's a fine goal, I'm, sure. But a ship like that, makes this one seem a bit superfluous, really." "The dauntless is the power to the waters sure enough, but no ship can match the Interceptor for speed," said the other guard. "I've heard of one. Supposed to be very fast, nigh un-catchable. The Black Pearl," Danielle said. Jack looked at her in bewilderment. "Took the words right out of my mouth, love." "Well, there's no real ship that can match the Interceptor." Said the second guard. "The Black Pearl is a real ship," said the first. "No, no its not" said the second. "Yes it is, I've seen it," said the first. "You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?" asked the second. "No." "No." Jack and Danielle quietly snuck up onto the ship while the 2 guards continued to argue. "But I have seen a ship with black sails," said the first. "No ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be the Black Pearl. Like I said, there's no real ship, that can match the inter."said the second when he realized jack and Danielle weren't there anymore. "Hey! Hey you! Get away from there! You don't have permission to be aboard there!" said the first guard to jack, who was at the wheel. They were now pointing their guns at them. Danielle was a little scared even though she knew they wouldn't shoot. "I'm sorry, it's just such a pretty boat- ship," jack said. Danielle giggled; she loved this part of the movie. "What's your name?" asked the second guard. "Smith, or Smithy if you like," said Jack. "What's your purpose in Port Royal Mr. Smith?" asked the second guard. "Yeah! And no lies!" the first one added. "Well then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!" Jack said. Danielle began to giggle, but tried not to laugh. "I said no lies!" said the first guard. "I think he's telling the truth" said the second. Danielle decided to have some fun. "Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you." "Once again, love, you took the words out of my mouth." jack said. Danielle was waiting, as Jack and the guards talked, when finally Elizabeth fell. * * * Samantha groaned. "She's wakin' up captn'." She heard a voice say. "It's about time." Sammy opened her eyes to see a bunch of ugly pirate faces looking at her. "'Ello poppet." Said Pintel. She got up and looked around. She was on a ship with a bunch of pirates. "Where the hell am I?" she thought aloud. "Ye'll be aboard the Black Pearl," said a voice behind her. She turned around to see an old ugly pirate with a (cute) monkey dressed like a pirate on his shoulder. "Black Pearl. Black Pearl. where have I heard that name before... Aha! That movie, Pirate of the Caribbean. You're Geoffrey Rush! Hey! Nice to meet you! Can you tell me how I got here, and where are my friends? Can I talk to the director." Sammy just kept going on and on. "I've never heard of what you called a 'movie', nor a director or your 'friends', and I am most certainly not that Geoffrey Rush you speak of. I don't even know who he is." Barbossa told her. "Geoffrey, I know you're a great actor and all, but I mean, enough is enough c'mon help me out a little. Where are my friends?" Sammy said. "I am NOT Geoffrey! I am Captain Barbossa, Captain of the Black Pearl!" he yelled. Then Sammy realized that he wasn't kidding. She ran to a set of doors she saw only to find herself in Barossa's quarters. Captain Barbossa and the crew just laughed at her. "Captn', what will we do 'bout the lass?" she heard a voice say. "After we raid Port Royal, we'll figure out what to do with her. For now, just leave her in there, she has to come out sometime."
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You could say that Sammy, Bri, Ally, and Danielle, didn't wake up to a normal morning, but that would just be putting it lightly. It's more like they woke up in a whole other spit of land in a whole different time period. But they didn't know that. Ally woke up lying on a very comfortable bed. it was so comfy that she never wanted to get off it. but then she thought, "I wasn't sleeping on a bed! I was sleeping on the floor!" She opened her eyes and found herself in a strange room that seemed familiar. She opened the drapes and looked out the window to find herself looking at a beautiful morning at a port. But how could she be looking at a port if she lived in Northern Texas away from any body of water (except water fountains and water bottles and stuff like that). Then it dawned on her. "Pirates of the Caribbean," she said to herself 'Oh my god! I'm in the movie! And. and. that means I will meet Orlando!!! I mean Will!!!' she gave a huge smile. She ran outside the room and remembered that there were maids and butlers at their mansion and she wouldn't be alone. She peered over the balcony and found a maid walking downstairs. 'Shit, Where's Elizabeth? I need to borrow a dress.' Ally was never one who stole things from people. but she was on the risk taker side. She walked over to Elizabeth's gigantic closet to find a beautiful bouquet of dazzling dresses. "Okay, if I take one that is kind of hidden or pushed off, she probably didn't like it that much and never wore it, so she wouldn't really notice.' "Excuse me, but why are you in Miss Swan's closet and.. Why on Earth are you dressed like THAT?!" Ally turned around to see the maid she saw earlier downstairs. "I'm Elizabeth's uh, friend and I must speak with her. do you know where she is?" She replied. "Why, at the ceremony of course." The maid answered. "The ceremony? Oh yes, Commodore Norrington's promotion ceremony. Right, right. When will she return?" Ally asked. "Why, in a about half an hour, it should be done very soon. you must be hungry, come to the kitchen and I will give you something to eat." Ally nodded and didn't complain. free food that's fit for a king, well more like the governor, but whatever. * * * "Owwww. I'm never sleeping on a bed this stiff again! My back kills!" Bri groaned. She opened her eyes to find that she wasn't in a bed, much less Danielle's room, but that she was in a corner leaning against a stonewall. "Where the hell am I?" Bri heard some noise and voices shouting nearby and decided to check it out. She peered around the corner to find a ceremony was taking place. "Present arms!" she heard a man shout. She saw a figure walking in between the raised muskets. "Norrington! This is Norrington's promotion ceremony!" she said to herself. She began to walk towards the crowd when she thought "Damnit! I can't go like this- people will think there's something wrong with me! I have to find a dress or something." She looked around and saw a sign that said 'Dress Boutique- the best place for beautiful high quality dresses for great prices, just outside the fort'. "Great! That's where I'll go." she went outside the fort and into 'Dress Boutique' to find the biggest collection of dazzling dresses she has ever seen. An older lady immediately walked towards her as she entered and said "Hello! Welcome to my shop! It looks to me like you need a change of wardrobe, sweetie. let me find the perfect dress for you." she said and disappeared behind a curtain which seemed like it led to more dresses. She appeared and showed Bri a beautiful navy blue dress with a velvet print of roses on it. It had gold lining and gold lace around the edges. It was the prettiest dress she had ever laid eyes on. "Wow" she said with a look of awe on her face. "A deep blue looked like your color and I can tell you love it." The lady replied. "It's wonderful!" Bri said. "Glad you like it. now hurry up and put it on and get out of those horrible rags," said the lady. 'These aren't rags! I spent a lot of money on my jean shorts from Wet Seal and this cute spaghetti strap from Abercrombie & Fitch!' Bri thought to herself. After she put on the dress, a young girl and her mother came into the shop and the lady began to talk to them. Bri found her way to the cashier. "That'll be 10 pounds," the man said. Well, he was more like a young man, like Bri's age. "I must ask you something," she said. "Sure, go ahead, Miss" the man replied with an annoyed look. "You saw me when I came in, yes?" "Yes. you looked ridiculous! You really need a change of clothing" he replied "well..." Bri began; she gave this sad look like she was remembering a horrible memory. "I was kidnapped. and the culprit gave these rags to me," she said sarcastically. "I. I was left with those rags and this," she said, pulling out a $20 dollar bill from the pocket of her shorts and showing it to the cashier. "It is American money. $1 is worth 5 shillings. and this is all I have to pay. I needed a dress because I couldn't return home in those rags, my mother would furious with me." Bri began to bawl (she was very good at fake crying). "Sir. please, don't let me dishonor my family, I need this dress, but I can't pay for it. please sir." she looked at him with a pleading innocent look. "Miss. I am so sorry. Don't worry about the money. I will give it to you gratis. I hope that your fortunes will improve." He said. Bri looked at him through a sea of tears, and "tried" to smile. "Thank you!" she gave him a kiss on the cheek, gave him a small curtsey and walked out. She began to laugh. "Ha ha ha ha! That was the best! Ahhhhh, if only Sammy, Ally, and Danielle were there to see it. I wonder where they ended up." * * * Danielle groaned as she woke up. "Owwwwww. I think I had WAY to many chocolate covered raisins last night. huh? Where am I? Have I been kidnapped? Holy Hell! I've been kidnapped! Shit! God! If you're there, listen to me. I need a sign. anything to get me out of here or at least tell me where I am! Damnit! What am I gonna do?" Danielle panicked. She walked out onto the docks. "A dock?! How could I be at a dock? I live in Texas! Oh, no! The kidnapper has flown me to another state. Probably on the coast! Damnit, now how am I supposed to get home." She walked towards a dock and saw a boat starting to sink with a figure on it. "Holy shit! It's Jack! I'm in the movie! I'm in the movie!" Danielle gave a huge smile. "That means I'm gonna meet Will!" she grinned even more. She saw Jack step off his boat and begin to walk off, when. "Hey! Hold up there you!" an old man said. Jack whirled around "it's a shilling to tie your boat up to the dock" They both looked at Jack's sunken boat. Danielle giggled. "And I shall need to know your name." Jack went through a pocket and took out three coins. "What do you say to 3 shillings and we forget the name." Jack said. "Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith." Said the old man, and walked away. Jack walked off and found a bag with coins in it and decided it wouldn't hurt to take them. Danielle giggled and decided to follow him. Just as they had reached the dock to the Interceptor Jack said, "Why do you keep following me? Are you trying to be my shadow or some. oh, my apologies, love. I didn't know such a beautiful creature was chasing me." Jack said, smiling. "That's perfectly fine." Danielle said. "May I ask why you are dressed like that, love. It's not what beautiful women like yourself wear around here." Jack asked. "Oh, I know. I'm a, uh, pirate. And this is how pirates dress from where I come from." Danielle answered. "Excellent. Then will you sail with me to raid, pillage, and plunder?" "Sure, why not?" "Great, I'm Ca...." "Captain Jack Sparrow" Danielle finished. "How did you know who I am, love?" Jack asked. "Let's just say you are very well known and admired from where I come from, savvy?" Danielle answered. "Admired. I like the sound of that. Well let's go then, love." Jack said. "Okay, and you can call me Danielle if you wish." Danielle told him. "Very well then, Miss Danielle. Let's go!" Jack replied. And they began to head towards the ship when two guards blocked their way. "This dock is off limits to civilians," The first guard informed them. "I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. When I see one, I shall inform you immediately." He began to walk towards it when they, once again, got in his way. "Apparently there's some sort of a high tone and fancy to do up at the fort, aye? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves didn't merit an invitation?" "Some one has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians." The first guard said. "It's a fine goal, I'm, sure. But a ship like that, makes this one seem a bit superfluous, really." "The dauntless is the power to the waters sure enough, but no ship can match the Interceptor for speed," said the other guard. "I've heard of one. Supposed to be very fast, nigh un-catchable. The Black Pearl," Danielle said. Jack looked at her in bewilderment. "Took the words right out of my mouth, love." "Well, there's no real ship that can match the Interceptor." Said the second guard. "The Black Pearl is a real ship," said the first. "No, no its not" said the second. "Yes it is, I've seen it," said the first. "You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?" asked the second. "No." "No." Jack and Danielle quietly snuck up onto the ship while the 2 guards continued to argue. "But I have seen a ship with black sails," said the first. "No ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be the Black Pearl. Like I said, there's no real ship, that can match the inter."said the second when he realized jack and Danielle weren't there anymore. "Hey! Hey you! Get away from there! You don't have permission to be aboard there!" said the first guard to jack, who was at the wheel. They were now pointing their guns at them. Danielle was a little scared even though she knew they wouldn't shoot. "I'm sorry, it's just such a pretty boat- ship," jack said. Danielle giggled; she loved this part of the movie. "What's your name?" asked the second guard. "Smith, or Smithy if you like," said Jack. "What's your purpose in Port Royal Mr. Smith?" asked the second guard. "Yeah! And no lies!" the first one added. "Well then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!" Jack said. Danielle began to giggle, but tried not to laugh. "I said no lies!" said the first guard. "I think he's telling the truth" said the second. Danielle decided to have some fun. "Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you." "Once again, love, you took the words out of my mouth." jack said. Danielle was waiting, as Jack and the guards talked, when finally Elizabeth fell. * * * Samantha groaned. "She's wakin' up captn'." She heard a voice say. "It's about time." Sammy opened her eyes to see a bunch of ugly pirate faces looking at her. "'Ello poppet." Said Pintel. She got up and looked around. She was on a ship with a bunch of pirates. "Where the hell am I?" she thought aloud. "Ye'll be aboard the Black Pearl," said a voice behind her. She turned around to see an old ugly pirate with a (cute) monkey dressed like a pirate on his shoulder. "Black Pearl. Black Pearl. where have I heard that name before... Aha! That movie, Pirate of the Caribbean. You're Geoffrey Rush! Hey! Nice to meet you! Can you tell me how I got here, and where are my friends? Can I talk to the director." Sammy just kept going on and on. "I've never heard of what you called a 'movie', nor a director or your 'friends', and I am most certainly not that Geoffrey Rush you speak of. I don't even know who he is." Barbossa told her. "Geoffrey, I know you're a great actor and all, but I mean, enough is enough c'mon help me out a little. Where are my friends?" Sammy said. "I am NOT Geoffrey! I am Captain Barbossa, Captain of the Black Pearl!" he yelled. Then Sammy realized that he wasn't kidding. She ran to a set of doors she saw only to find herself in Barossa's quarters. Captain Barbossa and the crew just laughed at her. "Captn', what will we do 'bout the lass?" she heard a voice say. "After we raid Port Royal, we'll figure out what to do with her. For now, just leave her in there, she has to come out sometime."