Blah, blah, blah, you know the idea. Nemesis says hi. MANNEQUINS ARE COOL!! WHY? I DON'T KNOW. TIS FUNNY HOW THEY MOVE. THEY LOOK FUN TO HANG AROUND WITH. WHY? OK I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.

Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S.!! (waves) /__^

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The whole Silent Hill crew are at a fancy classic theatre wondering why they were there.

Heather: I wonder why we're all here.

James: Yeah, what's the deal?

Harry: I got a mail with a picture of a pancake saying we had to come here. I thought it was from Ihop at first.

Maria: I think it said something about a dinner and a show.

Lisa: Or maybe dinner and a movie?

James: Hey...! You watch that also?

Lisa: Huh?

James: Dinner and a Movie on TBS Superstation?

Lisa: No....I wasn't talking about that. Although they got some really good food.

Dahlia: (arrives) You're all here too?

Harry: (slowly faints)

Heather: What the...?

Laura: What's with him?

Cybil: He's..uh, totally afraid of Dahlia.

Angela: (arrives also) Wow, looks like everybody's here.

Two hours later....everybody is there.

Claudia: (on stage) Hellooo everyone!! Glad of you all to come!! Mmyes!

Heather: Eww...

Claudia: I HEARD THAT!

Harry: (awake) She's not the only crazy person here...

Dahlia: (growls)

Claudia: You were all brought here today for a special dinner and a show!! Mmyes!!

Douglas: Quit saying 'mmyes!' You sound so gay!!

Vincent: (starts laughing)

Douglas: Shut up!!

James: Mmyes!!

Laura: (smacks him in the head) Shut up!

James: (holding his head) Why does everybody always hit me in the head?

Mary: (smacks him in the head)

James What was that for?!

Mary: (shrugs)

Claudia: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!

Angela: '__'

Maria: Um...I don't think I like the idea of the Demon Nurses as waitresses and Pyramid Head as chef.

Pyramid Heads: Hey, Samael likes our food.

Maria: Forget I said anything...

Lisa: I want some apple pie.

A pie appears in front of her.

Lisa: Well, hey!

Heather: How did that happen?

Lisa: Good question. (starts eating)

Kaufmann: I haven't said anything yet.

Harry: Well, now you just did.

Kaufmann: Shut up.

Harry: Make me.

Kaufmann: I never did like your books anyway.

Vincent: Will you two shut up?

Claudia: PRESENTING....THE MANNEQUINS!!

James, Maria, Angela: O__O

Cybil: Mannequins?

Harry: Those weird plastic things? What in the hell?

A whole line of Mannequins are standing on stage.

James: oh man, what are they doing now?

SOON THEY START DOING THE CAN-CAN DANCE.

Everyone: O__O

Claudia: (laughs psychotically)

Dahlia: That's my laugh!! (slaps her)

Claudia: (shocked) How dare you! (slaps her back)

Dahlia: Why you little...!! (tackles her)

Both: (beating the crap outta each other)

Heather: O__O I'm scarred...for life.

Mannequins: (still dancing)

James, Mary, Douglas, Harry: (fainted)

Laura: (runs out)

Angela: (sipping a martini) Well this has gone fruity.

Lisa: (still eating pie)

Heather: (walks out calmly and screams into the air)

Maria: (talking with the Pyramid Heads)

Eddie: (eating pizza)

Claudia/Dahlia: (still beating the crap outta each other)

Vincent: (leaves)

Angela: I think I'm the only one uneffected. -__-

Mannequins: (finishes and takes a bow)

Angela: And I really gotta stop taking some of that White Claudia stuff. -__-

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OKAY! IT'S DONE! FINISHED! END! BE HAPPY! REJOYCE! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT PLEASE!! IT SUCKS, IT SUCKS. AND I JUST REALIZED CHERYL AND ALESSA IS NOT IN HERE. OH WELL. WE HAVE HEATHER. SAME DIFFERENCE.