(Ok, by know you should know this but I'll say it anyway. I don't own any
of the Kim Possible characters portrayed here in.)
Family Injustice
Chapter 4
Breaking Character
Kim closed her math book shut with a sigh of relief. She had just finished all her homework and all the work given to her from all her extra curricular and all she wanted to do now was to relax. She slumped herself back on her comfy bed just before a familiar tune jingled from her back pack. She groaned and freed the Kimmunicator from a side pocket. "Can't this wait till later Wade?" she asked. "I'm totally wiped."
Wade cocked his head slightly to one side. "First day and you're already overboard?" he asked.
"I'm not overboard because I did everything on time; I just don't see the hurry in ruining a few minutes of silence."
"Sorry Kim but you got a few hits on the sites from both government and private businesses for theft of some real high priority stuff. In all I have a prototype metal alloy meant to dig up hard rock under ocean depths and the surface other planets to extract hidden soil samples, a high powered hydraulic system, a high output engine design meant for a new series of heavy duty tanks, and the complete report of the world's seismographic activity for the last 5 years."
Kim furrowed her brow for a moment then shot straight up from her bed. "And if you put all those things on a pretty sturdy vehicle and read through that report. . ."
"You get one earthquake machine capable of digging under the earth and shaking cities down like dominos. By the way, I was able to scan the security tape from one of the places hit, it's Shego."
Kim jumped off her bed and began slipping out her comfy clothes to change into her uniform. "Wade, I'm going to need a ride for Colorado so I can beat Shego to Drakken's lair. Maybe if I hurry, I can stop him before he can get his earthquake machine up and ready."
Wade started to make the last minute arrangements. "What about Ron, he's still in Arizona."
Kim sighed and she slipped on her black uniform top. "He's on his way back to change and have dinner with Zita tonight; he called me from his Kimmunicator watch an hour ago. Besides, after what he went through, he needs the night off."
"What happened?"
"Let's just say the sooner I get Shego in jail with Drakken, the safer she'll be while Adrian is still out roaming the country for her. It's weird, Shego's a harden criminal but I would never picture her kill someone, especially her own father."
"That explains a lot really. First there's Shego's life of crime, maybe letting herself go and do something bad caused a ripple effect to turn her into who she is now. It also explains why Adrian wants to kill her if she killed their father. Remember, Adrian's, or should I say, Drago's profile said he grew up in Asia, a place where historically the father is the head of the household not to mention to notion to uphold honor. He's probably trying to kill her to avenge the head of his family and bring back honor to the family name Shego tainted by committing the act."
Kim slipped on her shoes and threw her hair back. "You're a fountain of information Wade but I can't really worry about little details now. I have to stop Drakken's plans and make sure both he and Shego are safely behind bars, emphasis on safe." She switched the Kimmunicator off and ran out the door.
It wasn't long before Kim was up in the air in a commercial propeller plane belonging to a pilot who she once helped over a year ago. She thought she would be flying alone but there was a man sitting across from her in the back of the plane decked out in a skydiving suit. "So where are you going?" he asked.
She felt a little strange making small talk during a mission but she went along with it. "I'm going to Colorado on . . . business."
"Hey, funny coincidence, that's where I'm going to jump. I guess we'll be getting off together."
Kim had a funny feeling about this jumper so she went to reaffirm her suspicions by removing her necklace. With the Alpha-Wave necklace off, she started concentrating hard on thinking dirty thoughts about the man across from her; son of a bitch this, retarded seamen drinker that until finally he started showing signs of discomfort and even a little anger. Kim slid the necklace back on and shot up from her seat. "I knew it was you!" she screamed.
The jumper growled and changed to her image. "Fine, it's me but it's Kit Foxx now and you have an extremely dirty mind for a teen hero," her clone spat.
"Like you said before, being upfront and vulgar is a good way to catch people's attention."
Her doppelganger replied by sticking her backside into the air. "Well you can bite my tight, toned, cheerleader ass!"
In a heart beat, the real Kim grabbed a bungee cord used for securing overhead equipment on the plane and used to it to bind and ensnare her copy so she couldn't move. "Alright, first thing first, change to anything but my body!" she ordered. Kit struggled but soon submitted to Kim's will and reverted to the childish form she first meet him with the expressionless painted face. Kim then pressed a button on communication box and spoke directly at it. "Jake, how much longer till we hit those coordinates I gave you?"
A slightly static streaked voice boomed out the series of tiny holes under the button Kim was pressing on to. "We're right over the Rockies right now Kim, you can parachute out anytime you want and drift all the way down. I just hope this can repay the time you helped me land this old flying bucket during that blackout."
Kim smiled to herself. "No big Jake, all it took was some road flares and a few flashlights. Oh, and just so you know, I'm going to be jumping with your other customer so don't worry about him bye!" she said in a rush. Before Jake could ask why they were jumping together, Kim opened the side door of the plane and let the sudden decompression pull her out with Kit firmly in her grasp.
Meanwhile, inside the Drakken's lair, the not-so-good doctor has prepared his Drakken Digger in a lowered area of ground floor so he could begin drilling his way down the mountain once Shego returned with the materials he needs. He watched in evil glee as his usually inept henchmen prepared the lowered area where the Digger was being housed so its new alterations could be made as quickly and easily as possible. "Yes, make sure the air conditioner is working perfectly as well," he commanded from a vantage point on the second floor through a loud speaker. "I don't want to be 500 feet underneath the earth's crust and not have cool air circulating around me."
There was a sudden crash from above and a familiar, siren voice echoing from above. "If you to stay cool, I suggest a nice drafty prison cell," the voice mocked.
Drakken looked up and gave an expression of both shock and rage. "Kim Possible!"
Kim rolled her eyes and unhooked her parachute. "Are you really still surprised? I mean come on, I always stop you and your half-baked world domination plans," she said.
Drakken growled and pointed up to Kim. "Stop her, my loyal henchmen!"
As the men clad in red began to advance toward Kim, she took Kit, who was still safely bounded by a bungee cord and unconscious from passing out during the free fall, and hurled the creature to one the henchmen, knocking him flat on his back. As the others came closer, she jumped down and landed her feet square on the chest of a rather hefty one, making him take a mighty tumble while she remained unharmed as his body cushioned her fall. She then quickly reached her pocket and tossed a pair of bolas low to another henchman, binding his ankles together so he could fall like a sack of rocks. 3 down, 3 to go and Kim hasn't even broken a sweat yet. Kim rushed toward of the henchmen, he tried to grab her when she got close enough only to embrace empty space as she ducked down under his grasp. She darted through between his legs, waited for him to turn around, and delivered a powerful spinning kick to his face, sending him to a deep, painful sleep. "Can you guys be any more pathetic?" she asked hypothetically.
Drakken pulled at his hair then pounded the railing with a growl. "Come on, she's a teenage cheerleader, you're grown men, stop her already!" he barked.
The two rushed toward the auburn haired vixen but to no avail. She flipped up into the air, made a handstand landing on top the two with a hand on each of their heads, slammed them together with an almost bone cracking thud, and dismounted gracefully back on her feet while her two assailants fell to the floor. "It's over Drakken, now tell me where Shego is and I'll be happy to send you both to a nice, safe, high security prison," she declared, giving her ultimatum with an authoritative point of her finger up to Drakken. Drakken felt a wave of dread crept over him; he hasn't set his lair up for the inevitable Kim Possible intrusion and there was nothing he could do without Shego.
Shego saw the last rays of sunlight set to the west as she came into range of Drakken's lair. Though she seriously doubted this plan of Drakken would achieve his dream of global conquest, it would be fun to see some big cities topple down into chaos. Maybe she could even convince Drakken to use Middleton as test city; right under the Possible residence. She laughed lightly to herself as she pressed a button on the overhead to open the landing bay doors to land the jet. Once she was in and fully parked, she opened the cargo doors and leapt out the side door gracefully to the floor. "Alright Drakken!" she yelled out. "I got you're . . . stuff or whatever, just tell me when you're ready to go!"
Kim stepped out into to the edge of the second floor of the landing bay and looked down at Shego. "Oh, he's ready to go," she said with a small smile. "Right to jail and there's room still room on the prison bus just for you."
Shego snarled at first looking up at the youthful crime fighter but it turned to a wicked smile as she illuminated her hands with a venomous green glow. "I'm not going anywhere Kimmy," she said mockingly. "But I'm going to give you a one way ticket to intensive care!"
As she rushed forward, Kim held up her hand. "Wait Shego, no games this time, you have to give yourself up, for your own good," she said sincerely.
Shego seemed confused at first, then angry. "Oh please, what makes you possible think that going to jail is for my own good? You think I'm going to actually stick around for a whole 30 years to rehabilitate into a functional member of society? It's amazing you don't flunk out of school; you're dumber than your gay blonde friend."
"Listen Shego you don't-" Kim stopped mid-sentence as Shego's remark sunk in. "Hey, Ron is not gay!" she screamed.
Shego laughed and crossed her arms. "Sure, that's why after being with you for, what, basically your whole lives together you two don't date? Either he's making goo-goo eyes at the football team or you're just about the most frigid bitch in America."
Kim growled and leapt over the guard rail of the second floor down to Shego's level. "Alright, that's it you tacky dressing, pale skinned, oily haired freak, I was trying to help you, but now, I'm going rearrange your face so badly that even your own brother won't even recognize you! And hell, when he does come looking for you, I'll tell him it's the hideous freak show in the corner so he'll kill you anyway and takes your bony ass out of my life!"
Shego dropped her arms and raised her eye brow. "What's with stuff about me having a brother?"
Kim shook her head and snapped back to reality. "You're brother, Adrian, or should I say Drago, is in Arizona right coming this way to Colorado looking for you. I'm sorry Shego but he's coming to kill you. Just come with me and he can't get to you when you're in a high security prison."
This new hit Shego pretty hard, she seemed to have gone into a state of serious contemplation. Her brother, so close to where she is now, with intentions of death and revenge for something that she thought would have set him free from their father's selfish grasp. Kim was taken aback when Shego slowly began to laugh and pushed some hair from off her face. "That little idiot, I do him the biggest favor of his life and he comes to kill me," she said. "Fine, if he wants to see me so badly, I'll go to him and we'll have a nice, violent family reunion."
Kim tried to get to Shego as she began board the jet. "Shego, you can't do this. What will fighting solve anyway? Would you feel any better about yourself if you kill your own brother, would he bring his father back to life by killing you? It's all pointless and I won't let you throw your life away!" Kim was almost surprised with herself; she really meant it, she even had a tear in her eye from the thought of Shego being slain.
Shego looked down at the cheerleader with a carefree smile. "What, you're going soft on me lil' Kimmy? If you care about me so much, how about when I come back instead of mopping the floor with you, I'll make you my little pet." Kim jerked back in shock from Shego's statement and she laughed at the young heroine's reaction. "Actually, I like that idea; you, the perfect retirement gift for me. Just don't stop being cute before I get back or I might get bored with you," Shego teased, blowing a quick kiss with two fingers.
There was nothing Kim could do as the doors of the landing bay and the jet's engines revving up. It was too dangerous to stay on the landing bay's floor because of the very intenseness heat from the jet engine so Kim retreated to the safety of the second floor. As she climbed up the last rung of a ladder that connected the two floors, Kit Foxx, now awaken from his unwanted slumber and in his strange, child-like form, leapt from the guard railing of the second floor and used the bungee cord Kim used to bind him on the plane to secure himself on the tail of the jet just before it took off. Kim sighed; she succeeded in saving the day by stopping Drakken's earthquake machine but she still felt as if she failed completely. She then turned to Drakken, whom she handcuffed to a support beam for the authorities to deal with later, and rubbed her eyes. "Do you have any opinion on what just happened now?" she asked, hoping that the least Drakken could do was to say anything to kill time before the military came.
Drakken thought for a moment on that. "If you were Shego's pet," he began, "I wouldn't really need her for my plans for world domination." Kim responded to that with a swift kick to his nether region.
(Ok, I took too god damn long for this chapter so I made it fun. Pretty much every character is acting in a way you wouldn't normally expect, I think Kim especially. One more chapter coming up!)
Family Injustice
Chapter 4
Breaking Character
Kim closed her math book shut with a sigh of relief. She had just finished all her homework and all the work given to her from all her extra curricular and all she wanted to do now was to relax. She slumped herself back on her comfy bed just before a familiar tune jingled from her back pack. She groaned and freed the Kimmunicator from a side pocket. "Can't this wait till later Wade?" she asked. "I'm totally wiped."
Wade cocked his head slightly to one side. "First day and you're already overboard?" he asked.
"I'm not overboard because I did everything on time; I just don't see the hurry in ruining a few minutes of silence."
"Sorry Kim but you got a few hits on the sites from both government and private businesses for theft of some real high priority stuff. In all I have a prototype metal alloy meant to dig up hard rock under ocean depths and the surface other planets to extract hidden soil samples, a high powered hydraulic system, a high output engine design meant for a new series of heavy duty tanks, and the complete report of the world's seismographic activity for the last 5 years."
Kim furrowed her brow for a moment then shot straight up from her bed. "And if you put all those things on a pretty sturdy vehicle and read through that report. . ."
"You get one earthquake machine capable of digging under the earth and shaking cities down like dominos. By the way, I was able to scan the security tape from one of the places hit, it's Shego."
Kim jumped off her bed and began slipping out her comfy clothes to change into her uniform. "Wade, I'm going to need a ride for Colorado so I can beat Shego to Drakken's lair. Maybe if I hurry, I can stop him before he can get his earthquake machine up and ready."
Wade started to make the last minute arrangements. "What about Ron, he's still in Arizona."
Kim sighed and she slipped on her black uniform top. "He's on his way back to change and have dinner with Zita tonight; he called me from his Kimmunicator watch an hour ago. Besides, after what he went through, he needs the night off."
"What happened?"
"Let's just say the sooner I get Shego in jail with Drakken, the safer she'll be while Adrian is still out roaming the country for her. It's weird, Shego's a harden criminal but I would never picture her kill someone, especially her own father."
"That explains a lot really. First there's Shego's life of crime, maybe letting herself go and do something bad caused a ripple effect to turn her into who she is now. It also explains why Adrian wants to kill her if she killed their father. Remember, Adrian's, or should I say, Drago's profile said he grew up in Asia, a place where historically the father is the head of the household not to mention to notion to uphold honor. He's probably trying to kill her to avenge the head of his family and bring back honor to the family name Shego tainted by committing the act."
Kim slipped on her shoes and threw her hair back. "You're a fountain of information Wade but I can't really worry about little details now. I have to stop Drakken's plans and make sure both he and Shego are safely behind bars, emphasis on safe." She switched the Kimmunicator off and ran out the door.
It wasn't long before Kim was up in the air in a commercial propeller plane belonging to a pilot who she once helped over a year ago. She thought she would be flying alone but there was a man sitting across from her in the back of the plane decked out in a skydiving suit. "So where are you going?" he asked.
She felt a little strange making small talk during a mission but she went along with it. "I'm going to Colorado on . . . business."
"Hey, funny coincidence, that's where I'm going to jump. I guess we'll be getting off together."
Kim had a funny feeling about this jumper so she went to reaffirm her suspicions by removing her necklace. With the Alpha-Wave necklace off, she started concentrating hard on thinking dirty thoughts about the man across from her; son of a bitch this, retarded seamen drinker that until finally he started showing signs of discomfort and even a little anger. Kim slid the necklace back on and shot up from her seat. "I knew it was you!" she screamed.
The jumper growled and changed to her image. "Fine, it's me but it's Kit Foxx now and you have an extremely dirty mind for a teen hero," her clone spat.
"Like you said before, being upfront and vulgar is a good way to catch people's attention."
Her doppelganger replied by sticking her backside into the air. "Well you can bite my tight, toned, cheerleader ass!"
In a heart beat, the real Kim grabbed a bungee cord used for securing overhead equipment on the plane and used to it to bind and ensnare her copy so she couldn't move. "Alright, first thing first, change to anything but my body!" she ordered. Kit struggled but soon submitted to Kim's will and reverted to the childish form she first meet him with the expressionless painted face. Kim then pressed a button on communication box and spoke directly at it. "Jake, how much longer till we hit those coordinates I gave you?"
A slightly static streaked voice boomed out the series of tiny holes under the button Kim was pressing on to. "We're right over the Rockies right now Kim, you can parachute out anytime you want and drift all the way down. I just hope this can repay the time you helped me land this old flying bucket during that blackout."
Kim smiled to herself. "No big Jake, all it took was some road flares and a few flashlights. Oh, and just so you know, I'm going to be jumping with your other customer so don't worry about him bye!" she said in a rush. Before Jake could ask why they were jumping together, Kim opened the side door of the plane and let the sudden decompression pull her out with Kit firmly in her grasp.
Meanwhile, inside the Drakken's lair, the not-so-good doctor has prepared his Drakken Digger in a lowered area of ground floor so he could begin drilling his way down the mountain once Shego returned with the materials he needs. He watched in evil glee as his usually inept henchmen prepared the lowered area where the Digger was being housed so its new alterations could be made as quickly and easily as possible. "Yes, make sure the air conditioner is working perfectly as well," he commanded from a vantage point on the second floor through a loud speaker. "I don't want to be 500 feet underneath the earth's crust and not have cool air circulating around me."
There was a sudden crash from above and a familiar, siren voice echoing from above. "If you to stay cool, I suggest a nice drafty prison cell," the voice mocked.
Drakken looked up and gave an expression of both shock and rage. "Kim Possible!"
Kim rolled her eyes and unhooked her parachute. "Are you really still surprised? I mean come on, I always stop you and your half-baked world domination plans," she said.
Drakken growled and pointed up to Kim. "Stop her, my loyal henchmen!"
As the men clad in red began to advance toward Kim, she took Kit, who was still safely bounded by a bungee cord and unconscious from passing out during the free fall, and hurled the creature to one the henchmen, knocking him flat on his back. As the others came closer, she jumped down and landed her feet square on the chest of a rather hefty one, making him take a mighty tumble while she remained unharmed as his body cushioned her fall. She then quickly reached her pocket and tossed a pair of bolas low to another henchman, binding his ankles together so he could fall like a sack of rocks. 3 down, 3 to go and Kim hasn't even broken a sweat yet. Kim rushed toward of the henchmen, he tried to grab her when she got close enough only to embrace empty space as she ducked down under his grasp. She darted through between his legs, waited for him to turn around, and delivered a powerful spinning kick to his face, sending him to a deep, painful sleep. "Can you guys be any more pathetic?" she asked hypothetically.
Drakken pulled at his hair then pounded the railing with a growl. "Come on, she's a teenage cheerleader, you're grown men, stop her already!" he barked.
The two rushed toward the auburn haired vixen but to no avail. She flipped up into the air, made a handstand landing on top the two with a hand on each of their heads, slammed them together with an almost bone cracking thud, and dismounted gracefully back on her feet while her two assailants fell to the floor. "It's over Drakken, now tell me where Shego is and I'll be happy to send you both to a nice, safe, high security prison," she declared, giving her ultimatum with an authoritative point of her finger up to Drakken. Drakken felt a wave of dread crept over him; he hasn't set his lair up for the inevitable Kim Possible intrusion and there was nothing he could do without Shego.
Shego saw the last rays of sunlight set to the west as she came into range of Drakken's lair. Though she seriously doubted this plan of Drakken would achieve his dream of global conquest, it would be fun to see some big cities topple down into chaos. Maybe she could even convince Drakken to use Middleton as test city; right under the Possible residence. She laughed lightly to herself as she pressed a button on the overhead to open the landing bay doors to land the jet. Once she was in and fully parked, she opened the cargo doors and leapt out the side door gracefully to the floor. "Alright Drakken!" she yelled out. "I got you're . . . stuff or whatever, just tell me when you're ready to go!"
Kim stepped out into to the edge of the second floor of the landing bay and looked down at Shego. "Oh, he's ready to go," she said with a small smile. "Right to jail and there's room still room on the prison bus just for you."
Shego snarled at first looking up at the youthful crime fighter but it turned to a wicked smile as she illuminated her hands with a venomous green glow. "I'm not going anywhere Kimmy," she said mockingly. "But I'm going to give you a one way ticket to intensive care!"
As she rushed forward, Kim held up her hand. "Wait Shego, no games this time, you have to give yourself up, for your own good," she said sincerely.
Shego seemed confused at first, then angry. "Oh please, what makes you possible think that going to jail is for my own good? You think I'm going to actually stick around for a whole 30 years to rehabilitate into a functional member of society? It's amazing you don't flunk out of school; you're dumber than your gay blonde friend."
"Listen Shego you don't-" Kim stopped mid-sentence as Shego's remark sunk in. "Hey, Ron is not gay!" she screamed.
Shego laughed and crossed her arms. "Sure, that's why after being with you for, what, basically your whole lives together you two don't date? Either he's making goo-goo eyes at the football team or you're just about the most frigid bitch in America."
Kim growled and leapt over the guard rail of the second floor down to Shego's level. "Alright, that's it you tacky dressing, pale skinned, oily haired freak, I was trying to help you, but now, I'm going rearrange your face so badly that even your own brother won't even recognize you! And hell, when he does come looking for you, I'll tell him it's the hideous freak show in the corner so he'll kill you anyway and takes your bony ass out of my life!"
Shego dropped her arms and raised her eye brow. "What's with stuff about me having a brother?"
Kim shook her head and snapped back to reality. "You're brother, Adrian, or should I say Drago, is in Arizona right coming this way to Colorado looking for you. I'm sorry Shego but he's coming to kill you. Just come with me and he can't get to you when you're in a high security prison."
This new hit Shego pretty hard, she seemed to have gone into a state of serious contemplation. Her brother, so close to where she is now, with intentions of death and revenge for something that she thought would have set him free from their father's selfish grasp. Kim was taken aback when Shego slowly began to laugh and pushed some hair from off her face. "That little idiot, I do him the biggest favor of his life and he comes to kill me," she said. "Fine, if he wants to see me so badly, I'll go to him and we'll have a nice, violent family reunion."
Kim tried to get to Shego as she began board the jet. "Shego, you can't do this. What will fighting solve anyway? Would you feel any better about yourself if you kill your own brother, would he bring his father back to life by killing you? It's all pointless and I won't let you throw your life away!" Kim was almost surprised with herself; she really meant it, she even had a tear in her eye from the thought of Shego being slain.
Shego looked down at the cheerleader with a carefree smile. "What, you're going soft on me lil' Kimmy? If you care about me so much, how about when I come back instead of mopping the floor with you, I'll make you my little pet." Kim jerked back in shock from Shego's statement and she laughed at the young heroine's reaction. "Actually, I like that idea; you, the perfect retirement gift for me. Just don't stop being cute before I get back or I might get bored with you," Shego teased, blowing a quick kiss with two fingers.
There was nothing Kim could do as the doors of the landing bay and the jet's engines revving up. It was too dangerous to stay on the landing bay's floor because of the very intenseness heat from the jet engine so Kim retreated to the safety of the second floor. As she climbed up the last rung of a ladder that connected the two floors, Kit Foxx, now awaken from his unwanted slumber and in his strange, child-like form, leapt from the guard railing of the second floor and used the bungee cord Kim used to bind him on the plane to secure himself on the tail of the jet just before it took off. Kim sighed; she succeeded in saving the day by stopping Drakken's earthquake machine but she still felt as if she failed completely. She then turned to Drakken, whom she handcuffed to a support beam for the authorities to deal with later, and rubbed her eyes. "Do you have any opinion on what just happened now?" she asked, hoping that the least Drakken could do was to say anything to kill time before the military came.
Drakken thought for a moment on that. "If you were Shego's pet," he began, "I wouldn't really need her for my plans for world domination." Kim responded to that with a swift kick to his nether region.
(Ok, I took too god damn long for this chapter so I made it fun. Pretty much every character is acting in a way you wouldn't normally expect, I think Kim especially. One more chapter coming up!)