Milk
Something short and stupid. Short. Cid decides one day he'd rather drink a glass of milk instead of his normal cup of tea. PG only because Vincent is a horny masochist. Har.
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Once upon a time there was this man. His name was Vincent. There was also another man. His name was Cid. Together they shared many adventures… and other stuff too. Stuff which shall not be named. One day Cid was drinking milk, instead of tea. Vincent noticed and sat in Cid's lap for no reason but to be annoying.
"Cid… let me drink you milk."
"Okay."
However, Vincent did not mean this in a nice way and thus his mouth went on a downward quest! Cid got excited and abused Vincent. That is until Cid realized what he was doing to the poor, innocent Vincent.
"Oh my fookin' god, Vin. I fookin' raped you!"
"Uh…"
"Argh, I'm such a bad husband!"
"…unnn…"
"I'll never touch you again! I'm so ashamed!"
Suddenly Vincent felt better. "It's okay Cid, I'm a masochist."
Cid cheered and was thus generally happy to learn that Vincent was a masochist. He dragged Vincent down to the floor to see just how much a masochist Vincent really was.
The End.
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I told you it was short.
Ba-chu!
Devious Destruction