One Elf, Two Elf, She Elf, You Elf

My Elf, You Elf, Old Elf, New Elf

This one has a little star

She keeps it in a little jar

My, what a lot of Elves there are

There's lembas bread , and mithril too

The mithril's old, the bread is new

Some Elves are sad

And some are glad

But Sauron makes them very mad

Why are they sad and glad and mad

I do not know, ask Arwen's dad

From there to here, from here to there,

Magic things are everywhere

Some have Rings, and some have swords,

And Samwise asks for Elven cords

From there to here, from here to there

Gimli asks for women's hair

Here are three who have to run,

They follow Orcs in the hot, hot sun

Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my,

The good guys walk and the Nazgul fly

We see them come, we see them go

We hide in a swamp so they won't know

The Ringwraiths fly while the Orcs march low

Not one of them is like another,

Don't ask us why, ask Boromir's brother

The moon was out, we saw some trees

We saw some trees and Ents in threes

By the light of the moon, without a peep

We saw them march into Helm's Deep

I think all in all, I would rather sleep

This is Sauron, for Saruman, to begin his cunning plan

Calling on the Palantir, hoping that the Orcs are near

Saruman can't hear his call, he cannot hear his call at all

This is no good, and I know why, A hobbit's got the orb, goodbye!

In Mordor, the Gate is black

And Gollum tries to hold us back

He says that there's another way

But evil giant spiders play

The spider's bite makes Frodo sleep

Sam thinks he's dead and starts to weep

He takes a breath, then takes the Ring

That Gollum calls a precious thing

They meet again inside a room

And take the Ring up to Mount Doom

But Frodo will not take it off

And Gollum bites his finger off

And falls into the mountain's fire

He burns up like a funeral pyre

The Ring is gone, the Quest is done

We do not want another one

From there to here, from here to there

Magic things are everywhere