I yawned and opened my eyes.

"Well. Finally, the beauty awakes." Legolas said sarcastically.

"Hello. And how was the banquet?" I replied cheerfully, stretching under my down coverlet in my chambers.

"Well, it ended as soon as you left. You might say that you were the life- or in this case, death- of the party."

"Oh dear. Did ickle Leggie's friend laugh at him?" I said with a smirk.

"oh...shut up."

"No."

"Yes!"

"No!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!!!!!!"

"NO- wait! PILLOW FIGHT!"

"N-" Legolas started to reply, but I cuffed him in the face with a puffy feather pillow.

"Haha!" I yelled.

"You....you...you.." Legolas said, but was at loss for words and spitting feathers out of his mouth. "Grr...." he continued, advancing on me menacingly.

"May I ask what is going on here?" We were interrupted by a voice at the door.

There was Thranduil, and peering over his shoulder was Valiane.

"Nothing." Legolas said, dropping his pillow.