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My first fic. Be plesent. Send reviews. I need them anyways...
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Yusuke and Kuwabara kept giggling over the Hentai. "Anou... is geometry really that funny Yusuke? Because it happens to be my favorite subject." Kurama said staring at Yusuke like he was from a cave in Makai. "No... I love it! I think it is fascinating!" Yusuke said trying to put on his 'Best annoyed at Kuwabara while trying to impress Kayko and give a satisfactory answer to Kurama so Hiei won't rip his head off completely' grin. "Hn". 'I wonder what Yusuke and Kuwabaka are sniggering their ugly heads about?' Hiei said to himself. 'Thank Inari-sama I have a Jagan... They better not be talking about my sister or my fox...' Hiei opened his Jagan to see through his 'friends' Geometry books. 'Inari-sama! That's Hentai!' Hiei knew this because of his previous experience with the so called 'AOL'.
~*~ Flashback ~*~
Hiei was waiting for Kurama to come home. "What's this?" Hiei wandered over to Kurama's computer. "What the..." Hiei was lost in thought. "You've got mail!" snapped Hiei out of confusion. He jumped out Kurama's open window and went down to the mail box. He opened it. Nothing. He jumped back into his room across from the lying machine. "You stupid pile of wires! My fox has no mail! I really should fry you, but it's not pleasant when Yoko Kurama gets mad...oh..." Hiei looked at the screen. There was a tiny mailbox. 'Wow... I didn't know that Kurama has two mailboxes! Oh well, let's open this one.' Hiei tried to grab the screen. It didn't work. 'Hn.' Which in Hiei's case meant, "Why the hell won't this work?" Hiei remembered he saw his precious fox use this 'mouse' thing. "Let's give it a try."
Hiei moved the mouse over to the mailbox. *Click* The mail screen opened. "From: IluvShuuichii, Shuuichiiisreallyreallyhot, Shuuichiiisareallyhotguy, Ireallyammrs.minamino, Howcanyounotloveshuichii?," and the list continued like that. "Hm... Iluvhentai,doyouluvhentai?ibetyoudo!, well, at least it doesn't have Kurama's silly nigen name." Hiei clicked it on. A Hentai website appeared. "What the @#$! *%&$# *@#$%%! *&%$#$@! *&$$#@*%$ *%$ 8^%$#&%$ $^#$&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei yelled finding out what hentai was. "What the hell does Kurama need this for anyways?" Kurama burst through the door panting. "What's...the...matter...Hiei?" Kurama managed to say. "I...heard...you...all...the.way...from...my...school!" Kurama said. "What the hell is that?" Hiei said, disgusted as he pointed to the screen. "It's spam mail. You never open it. It might have something bad in it, like Hentai." Kurama explained, finally catching his breath. "Oh..." Hiei said, a little embarrassed. "Is that all koi?" "Sure... " Hiei said with a grin. "Let me get rid of it...." "Ok!" Kurama smiled. 'He's finally getting more civilized' *BOOM* Kurama's computer blew up and everyone in a 5 mile radius heard the hardware blow.
Kurama didn't speak to him for a week.
~*~ Back in Kurama's room ~*~
"Hello Yusuke, Kuwabara." Hiei said with a grin on his face standing over them. "What the hell do you want shrimp? You are never this nice to us!" Kuwabara hissed. "Yes, but I do have something on you..." Hiei said with an even bigger grin. "All I have to do is tell Kurama, Yukina and Kayko what you've been reading..." Yusuke and Kuwabara exchanged nervous glances and started a cold sweat. Kuwabara tried to hide the Hentai behind his and Yusuke's back. "It's no use, you know. I have my Jagan." Kuwabara gulped. 'Damn third eye...' Kuwabara thought. "I can read your thoughts too." 'Damn third eye who can read thou-Kuso! I mean, nice third eye who won't help Hiei kill me..." Kuwabara giggled nervously. Hiei was smiling wider than ever before. He was going to get them in eternal trouble with Kayko and Yukina. "I'm telling..."
My first fic. Be plesent. Send reviews. I need them anyways...
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Yusuke and Kuwabara kept giggling over the Hentai. "Anou... is geometry really that funny Yusuke? Because it happens to be my favorite subject." Kurama said staring at Yusuke like he was from a cave in Makai. "No... I love it! I think it is fascinating!" Yusuke said trying to put on his 'Best annoyed at Kuwabara while trying to impress Kayko and give a satisfactory answer to Kurama so Hiei won't rip his head off completely' grin. "Hn". 'I wonder what Yusuke and Kuwabaka are sniggering their ugly heads about?' Hiei said to himself. 'Thank Inari-sama I have a Jagan... They better not be talking about my sister or my fox...' Hiei opened his Jagan to see through his 'friends' Geometry books. 'Inari-sama! That's Hentai!' Hiei knew this because of his previous experience with the so called 'AOL'.
~*~ Flashback ~*~
Hiei was waiting for Kurama to come home. "What's this?" Hiei wandered over to Kurama's computer. "What the..." Hiei was lost in thought. "You've got mail!" snapped Hiei out of confusion. He jumped out Kurama's open window and went down to the mail box. He opened it. Nothing. He jumped back into his room across from the lying machine. "You stupid pile of wires! My fox has no mail! I really should fry you, but it's not pleasant when Yoko Kurama gets mad...oh..." Hiei looked at the screen. There was a tiny mailbox. 'Wow... I didn't know that Kurama has two mailboxes! Oh well, let's open this one.' Hiei tried to grab the screen. It didn't work. 'Hn.' Which in Hiei's case meant, "Why the hell won't this work?" Hiei remembered he saw his precious fox use this 'mouse' thing. "Let's give it a try."
Hiei moved the mouse over to the mailbox. *Click* The mail screen opened. "From: IluvShuuichii, Shuuichiiisreallyreallyhot, Shuuichiiisareallyhotguy, Ireallyammrs.minamino, Howcanyounotloveshuichii?," and the list continued like that. "Hm... Iluvhentai,doyouluvhentai?ibetyoudo!, well, at least it doesn't have Kurama's silly nigen name." Hiei clicked it on. A Hentai website appeared. "What the @#$! *%&$# *@#$%%! *&%$#$@! *&$$#@*%$ *%$ 8^%$#&%$ $^#$&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei yelled finding out what hentai was. "What the hell does Kurama need this for anyways?" Kurama burst through the door panting. "What's...the...matter...Hiei?" Kurama managed to say. "I...heard...you...all...the.way...from...my...school!" Kurama said. "What the hell is that?" Hiei said, disgusted as he pointed to the screen. "It's spam mail. You never open it. It might have something bad in it, like Hentai." Kurama explained, finally catching his breath. "Oh..." Hiei said, a little embarrassed. "Is that all koi?" "Sure... " Hiei said with a grin. "Let me get rid of it...." "Ok!" Kurama smiled. 'He's finally getting more civilized' *BOOM* Kurama's computer blew up and everyone in a 5 mile radius heard the hardware blow.
Kurama didn't speak to him for a week.
~*~ Back in Kurama's room ~*~
"Hello Yusuke, Kuwabara." Hiei said with a grin on his face standing over them. "What the hell do you want shrimp? You are never this nice to us!" Kuwabara hissed. "Yes, but I do have something on you..." Hiei said with an even bigger grin. "All I have to do is tell Kurama, Yukina and Kayko what you've been reading..." Yusuke and Kuwabara exchanged nervous glances and started a cold sweat. Kuwabara tried to hide the Hentai behind his and Yusuke's back. "It's no use, you know. I have my Jagan." Kuwabara gulped. 'Damn third eye...' Kuwabara thought. "I can read your thoughts too." 'Damn third eye who can read thou-Kuso! I mean, nice third eye who won't help Hiei kill me..." Kuwabara giggled nervously. Hiei was smiling wider than ever before. He was going to get them in eternal trouble with Kayko and Yukina. "I'm telling..."