Christina: Hello again!! Just a reminder, this is probably not an accurate
story, ok? Thanx to Volinde for being my first ever reviewer of this
story!! Yay!!! Anyway, here's chapter 2!
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except my OC's and CJ..oh wait, she is an OC. ok, never mind.
Credits: Creators of M*A*S*H, the actors and actresses for making it seem real, my mom.-_-'. all the little people who helped make it possible!! *Grips a pretend trophy* Thanks guys!!
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~~~~~~4077th M*A*S*H~~~~~~
" Sir, a jeep just pulled into the compound," Radar told his commanding officer.
" Who's in the jeep, Radar?" Colonel Potter asked the clerk.
" I don't know, but it's a woman, sir."
" A woman? Are we expected to get a new nurse?" the colonel wondered.
" Uh, no sir. She's not even in uniform."
" Well, we better go see."
Colonel Potter stood up and walked out of his office. Radar followed him.
The jeep had pulled up in front of the post-op tent. Colonel Potter and Radar walked up to it and started to question the woman.
" Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm Colonel Potter, the C.O. of this place. We don't get many visitors around here, so could you-"
" You're the commanding officer? Good. My name is Honoria Winchester. I'm here to pay a visit to my brother, Charles Emerson Winchester III. Dr. William Bristol of Tokyo General Hospital told me he was stationed here. Could you please find me accommodations, Colonel?"
" You're Major Winchester's sister, ma'am?" Radar asked?
" Yes, I am, and I'm very anxious to see him, so if you would be so kind as -"
" Hello, hello, who do we have here?" Hawkeye said as he and BJ came around the corner.
" Pierce, Hunnicutt, this is Ms. Honoria Winchester. She's the major's sister. Ms. Winchester, these are Captains Benjamin Franklin Pierce and BJ Hunnicutt. They're surgeons here, as well," Colonel Potter said, " I assume she'll be staying with us for a few days?" He looked at Honoria.
" Of course."
" Well, let me be the.third to welcome you to the 4077th, where all of your horrors of war will come true," Hawkeye said in his usual tone.
" Please stop by the gift shop on your way out, and try to have a nice day," BJ said in response.
" Radar, will you please take Ms. Winchester and her baggage to the V.I.P. tent. Pierce, Hunnicutt, follow me."
The two captains followed their commanding officer into his office.
" Listen, you two, I don't need Winchester to tell his parents that you annoyed his sister while she was here, and I don't need Princess Pain-in- the-neck to tell anyone at Tokyo that our unit is full of clowns because chances are someone there has connection with HQ. Is that clear?" Colonel Potter asked.
" As clear as the sky," BJ said.
" Good. Dismissed."
Hawkeye and BJ walked out of the colonel's office.
" It's a good thing there's an overcast today," Hawkeye said to his partner- in-crime.
" Really, Hawk, we should try to behave. Remember, we have to live with Charles," BJ reminded him.
" Yeah, yeah, I know the rules: Be on your best behavior at all times, try not to get drunk, and don't mess around." Hawkeye had a mischievous look in his eye. " As it just so happens, I was the champ at breaking rules."
BJ stopped walking to look at his friend.
" Hawkeye, seriously, don't do anything stupid while she's here, or Charles will have, not only your head, but mine, I'm sure."
" But Beej, didn't you see her? She's gorgeous, she's pretty, and she's a diamond mine, just waiting to be explored. And did you see the way she looked at me? She was practically asking for it!"
" However beautiful your poetry is, you still shouldn't break the rules, especially because she could tell HQ."
Hawkeye sighed as they entered the mess tent.
" I feel like I'm in first grade."
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except my OC's and CJ..oh wait, she is an OC. ok, never mind.
Credits: Creators of M*A*S*H, the actors and actresses for making it seem real, my mom.-_-'. all the little people who helped make it possible!! *Grips a pretend trophy* Thanks guys!!
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~~~~~~4077th M*A*S*H~~~~~~
" Sir, a jeep just pulled into the compound," Radar told his commanding officer.
" Who's in the jeep, Radar?" Colonel Potter asked the clerk.
" I don't know, but it's a woman, sir."
" A woman? Are we expected to get a new nurse?" the colonel wondered.
" Uh, no sir. She's not even in uniform."
" Well, we better go see."
Colonel Potter stood up and walked out of his office. Radar followed him.
The jeep had pulled up in front of the post-op tent. Colonel Potter and Radar walked up to it and started to question the woman.
" Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm Colonel Potter, the C.O. of this place. We don't get many visitors around here, so could you-"
" You're the commanding officer? Good. My name is Honoria Winchester. I'm here to pay a visit to my brother, Charles Emerson Winchester III. Dr. William Bristol of Tokyo General Hospital told me he was stationed here. Could you please find me accommodations, Colonel?"
" You're Major Winchester's sister, ma'am?" Radar asked?
" Yes, I am, and I'm very anxious to see him, so if you would be so kind as -"
" Hello, hello, who do we have here?" Hawkeye said as he and BJ came around the corner.
" Pierce, Hunnicutt, this is Ms. Honoria Winchester. She's the major's sister. Ms. Winchester, these are Captains Benjamin Franklin Pierce and BJ Hunnicutt. They're surgeons here, as well," Colonel Potter said, " I assume she'll be staying with us for a few days?" He looked at Honoria.
" Of course."
" Well, let me be the.third to welcome you to the 4077th, where all of your horrors of war will come true," Hawkeye said in his usual tone.
" Please stop by the gift shop on your way out, and try to have a nice day," BJ said in response.
" Radar, will you please take Ms. Winchester and her baggage to the V.I.P. tent. Pierce, Hunnicutt, follow me."
The two captains followed their commanding officer into his office.
" Listen, you two, I don't need Winchester to tell his parents that you annoyed his sister while she was here, and I don't need Princess Pain-in- the-neck to tell anyone at Tokyo that our unit is full of clowns because chances are someone there has connection with HQ. Is that clear?" Colonel Potter asked.
" As clear as the sky," BJ said.
" Good. Dismissed."
Hawkeye and BJ walked out of the colonel's office.
" It's a good thing there's an overcast today," Hawkeye said to his partner- in-crime.
" Really, Hawk, we should try to behave. Remember, we have to live with Charles," BJ reminded him.
" Yeah, yeah, I know the rules: Be on your best behavior at all times, try not to get drunk, and don't mess around." Hawkeye had a mischievous look in his eye. " As it just so happens, I was the champ at breaking rules."
BJ stopped walking to look at his friend.
" Hawkeye, seriously, don't do anything stupid while she's here, or Charles will have, not only your head, but mine, I'm sure."
" But Beej, didn't you see her? She's gorgeous, she's pretty, and she's a diamond mine, just waiting to be explored. And did you see the way she looked at me? She was practically asking for it!"
" However beautiful your poetry is, you still shouldn't break the rules, especially because she could tell HQ."
Hawkeye sighed as they entered the mess tent.
" I feel like I'm in first grade."