A/N: Hi, some of you might have read my other fics before, I dunno. But this happens to be my first Naruto fic to put up on this site, yay! ^-^ Anyways, I was aiming for a strange sense of humor in this chapter, I think I missed it though -.- But you guys can figure that out for yourself, by reading this fic and telling me what you think! ^.^ I'd really appreciate it. Enjoy!

"Kakahashi-sensei!!"

Came a very angry yell, and the clashing sound of breaking glass. Passer- Byers looked up from the streets of Konoha village to a house as a rock, and then a frying pan went through the window of the balcony. Only those who were inside the village house could tell what was going on.

In a flash of white and blue, he dodged another item from hitting him. The item, which turned out to be a lamp, crashed against the wall and broke. A very hot headed pink-haired girl swiftly moved to see the old sensei's new hiding place and quickly took another item from off a desk and threw it at him. But once again the old sensei dodged it, using his ninja skills and appeared in another place.

"Mou, even at your old age your even more of a pervert!!' the pink-haired shouted angrily, quickly taking another item, while at the same time struggling to keep up the red bathrobe she was in. Her hair drenched and soaking wet.

The old spiky haired man glanced up from his book at her, ready to disappear again once she threw another item. "Please, Sakura. Those were not my intentions." The Sensei said calmly, looking at his dirty old book again.

"Yeah right!' the girl, Sakura shouted, throwing another item at him, which he absently caught. 'I know your intentions! You were planning to take a peek while I was off guard in the shower!!!' Sakura shouted.

The old sensei only sighed, as he once again disappeared as another item was thrown at him and reappeared in another spot. 'I just came to tell you something." He muttered simply, not looking up from his book.

At the mood she was at the moment, Sakura didn't care what the sensei had to say. Instead, she threw another item at him which he easily dodged. 'Do I look like I care what you have to say?? No you idiot! Now get out of my house!' Sakura screamed, catching Kakahashi off guard as she threw two items at him at once. He was lucky to dodge one of them as he hit the floor, dropping his book.

'Now, that wasn't a very nice thing to do to your teacher.' Kakahashi murmured, rubbing the side of his head where the item had hit him. Sakura now stood three feet away from him, holding another lamp over her head with one hand, while the other hand struggled to keep her bathrobe around her.

'If I hear what you have to say, you have to leave immediately!" Sakura demanded.

"Very well, then. You remember the boy, Uchiha Sasuke, correct?"

"Of course!"

"Well he's back,"

Everything around Sakura, seem to freeze in its place. Even Sakura herself stood frozen. In state of shock and absence of her conscious mind, Sakura loosely dropped the item she had held over her head, and along with it, her bathrobe, letting it fall to the floor. Kakahashi's 'eye' widened at the sight before him.

A/N ~ I know, it's kinda perverted sense of humor which I don't think I was aiming for but that's how it came out. ^^; I started typing this fic after I read another Naruto fic with some oc ness because it seemed in that fic, Sakura likes Kakahashi. So I thought 'that can't be right!' and I came up with this fic. Tell me what you think so far ^^ By the way, I used some Japanese terms in this which I will put below:

Mou= dammit

Sensei= teacher

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