Christina: Whee!! Whee for number three!!

Disclaimer: Nope. I still don't own anything, apart from my OC's and a few pretend monkeys..

Credits: *Sigh* Everyone who participated in M*A*S*H, my mom, and the little people.

Little people: Yay!

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~~~~~~4077th~~~~~~

" Here's the V.I.P tent, ma'am."

" Oh, thank you"

Radar set her things, carefully, down on the floor.

" The latrines are down about 2 tents on the left. If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask, Ms. Winchester. My names Corporal Walter O'Reilly, but everyone calls me Radar." Radar walked out of the tent.

" Wait! Aren't you going to unpack my things?" Honoria cried.

Radar came back in. He chuckled a bit.

" Uh, no ma'am. I've got a lot of paperwork to get done before 2100 hours," Radar said politely.

" Well, will you at least take me to see my brother, Charles?" she asked incredulously.

Radar sighed.

" Yes ma'am. Follow me."

Honoria followed him into the Swamp, which, thankfully, was only about a tent and a half away across the compound.

Major Winchester was sitting on his side of the tent, listening to Beethoven or Mozart, or something. BJ and Hawkeye were back from the mess tent, drinking what appeared to be martinis. Hawkeye stood up to greet her.

" Well, well, if it isn't Ms. Winchester. I suppose you came to see your brother, the major?"

" As a matter of fact, I am. Hello, Charles," Honoria said.

Charles stood up in shock.

" Honoria! What on earth are you doing here?"

" I came to see you. Your letters sounded so gloomy, so I came to cheer you up, my dear. Plus, I was in Tokyo, so it just seemed natural to stop in." she said.

" Really. What were you doing in Tokyo, may I ask?" Charles inquired.

" Well, I went to see our friend, William Bristol. You remember him. And he was saying that you were stationed in South Korea, not far from Seoul. So, I told him I was going to see you, and he offered to get me a flight into Korea."

" Oh brother," BJ grumbled.

" Let's get out of here before I decide to eat in the mess tent," Hawkeye agreed.

They left the Swamp to go to the Officer's club.

" Charles? Are you good friends with those two?" Honoria asked, looking after them.

" Oh please. If it weren't for the fact that the only other available tent is with the enlisted men, I wouldn't be here. You see this mess?" He pointed to BJ and Hawkeye's side of the tent. " They never pick up. They drink a disgusting mixture of Heaven knows what, and Pierce is constantly up all night with the nurses."

" I see. I think I'd like to see the rest of the camp now."

" Of course."

~~~~~~ A few days later in the mess tent~~~~~~

" So Honoria, when are you going back?" BJ asked her.

" Oh, probably in a few days. Maybe a week."

" Hey Colonel. You all right? You look a little pale today." Hawkeye said as the C.O. sat down with his tray.

" I'm fine, Pierce. Just a little tired. I dreamt I was eating dinner with Mildred, when the food we were eating turned into the food sitting in front of me right now." He looked at his tray. " I was up for at least two hours after that."

" Hmm."

" ATTENTION: ALL PERSONELL!! INCOMING WOUNDED!! LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE HERE A WHILE, FOLKS!!!"

" Wounded?" Honoria wondered out loud. " Charles, where are you going? Where is everybody going?"

" Don't worry; I'll be back in a few hours. In the meantime, Radar, will you please take Honoria back to my tent. Honoria, stay there until I return. You may listen to any record you want and you may look through my footlocker, except for my journal." Charles walked briskly away towards triage.

" Ma'am, you'd better follow me."

Honoria followed Radar into the Swamp.

" Oh, Radar could you-"

Radar had turned tail and ran to triage.