Cover Girl
By: Mavelus

Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!

St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!

With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!

Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!

(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)

But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...

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Domino High's end of the day bell rung, signaling freedom like the ever-so heavenly church bell of it's neighboring school, St. Helens.

"FREEDOM!" Joey sang jumping out the doors. "YES! Time to go home and sleep!"

Yugi followed, giggling at the sight of Joey dancing all over campus.

"My favorite word has first name it's F-R-E-E-D-O-M!" Joey chorused.

"Okay, calm down Joey." Yugi giggled. "Schools over, let's get go-" he stopped in mid sentence, staring at the exit of the school gates. Of all places! There he was!

The boy that helped him on the train!

"Yug? Earth to Yugi?" Joey waved a hand in front of his face.

"Huh? Oh." He must have zoned out. Yugi smiled, "Sorry, Joey. Um.. Grandpa's expecting me home, um.. sorry, I've gotta run. See you later, okay?

"Huh? Sure thing Yug." Joey said rubbing the back of his neck. With that Yugi ran towards the exit, his eyes on the boy he met earlier in the morning.

His spiky-haired image turned a corner, which Yugi was about to bend, but stopped quickly. Peeking around the corner, he turned slightly pink with jealousy.

Two girls in blue sailor fuku were flirting with him! No, not talking, not a "hello" but full on flirtation! Meaning flipping of the hair and batting of the lashes!

And he was SMILING.

Oh, how Yugi wanted to scrape those girls eyes out and-

He gasped slightly, what was he thinking?! He barely even knew the guy and he was jealous! He didn't even know his name!

"So, like, see you in school Yami." One of the girls said batting her lashes.

"Bye." The boy, Yami, said.

Giggling, the girls walked off. Yugi turned, leaning flat against the wall until the girls disappeared from sight. Once they were, he peeked again to see his handsome savior shaking his head and continuing his walk.

'So Yami's his name..' Yugi turned pinker, sighing, leaned back against the wall. He shook his head, he was acting like a schoolgirl that had a crush on the boy next door! Crush.. I guess he did develop a crush on his look-a- like. He couldn't explain it, but when Yugi fell into his arms that morning, it felt so right. Love at first glance?

'If not, couldn't hurt to walk by again.' Said the mischievous voice in his head.

He blushed. 'That would be stalking!!!' he thought frantically.

'No, that would be *investigating*.' The voice said. 'Couldn't hurt to find out where he lives, you know...'

'Eep!' Yugi thought peeking around the corner again. 'I guess not..'

'Go on.' Urged the voice.

Nodding he continued to follow his crush. It's either his conscience had a strange sense of humor, or the devil decided to pay him a visit. Either way, love's not easy.

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^-^ Well, that's my next chapter. Review please.

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You still here? Um, I kinda ended this chappy. Please, I need your review. Thanks.

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Huh?! Oh, Um.. okay. I guess you want me to continue? Erm, let me see, Ryou's right? Okay, here goes:

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What a hectic day! Missing breakfast, missing the bus and having to run to school, almost getting a detention, running into that white-haired sexy beast-

Ryou turned pink. Where did THAT come from?! Shaking his head he continued his walk home. But he still couldn't get his mind off of that stranger he ran into (literally).

That boy... He was so hot! Milky skin, narrowed cold eyes, and what a physique! He could faintly remember abs showing through the button up shirt he wore. His demon-horn bangs gave him a devilish look, and that smirk...

Ryou snapped himself from his daydream, blushing like he did when he laid his eyes on that god. (And acknowledging the fact that he began to drool)

Goodness! He REALLY needed to stop thinking like that, if his dad heard his thoughts, he'd say he was as senile as his crazy grandfather (who was, I might add, in the asylum).

So, trying to keep his thoughts away from that unforgettable-image-of- perfect-that-was-that-hot-stranger, he looked up at the scenery of the city. Ryou's eyes rested on a large building that connected to an elegant looking Chapel.

St. Helen's School, famous for producing some of the greatest scholars, doctors, and lawyers in Domino. His mother went there and graduated with top honors, working along side his father in archeology. The building was painted completely white and gave you the feeling of a church (with the large cross that rested at the top). An arched entrance surrounded in a beautiful campus made mostly of grass and gardens, surrounded in white steel gates.

School was over, as anyone would notice, girls in blue sailor fuku made their way out giggling and talking. But what made Ryou blush and hide near an alley, was that the sexy stranger walked on out! Surrounded in giggling flirty girls, his god was actually going along with it! This made Ryou slightly irritated.

"So, like yeah, same time tomorrow Bakura?" asked one of the girls, flipping her hair. She had a rather irritating high-pitched valley girl accent.

"Sure." He, Bakura, said in a hot, sexy, smooth voice that made Ryou want to swoon.

"Yeah, like, thanks for your like, y'know, help. We could, like, never have passed that test, like, without you." Said another. Ryou's right eye twitched, if that girl said 'like' one more time-

"Welcome, Tina. Bye girls." Bakura had a slightly annoyed note in his voice. This made Ryou happier.

"Like, bye!" they chorused walking off, giggling.

The sexy stranger went his own way.

Ryou blushed. 'Bakura.. what a name.' He thought, sighing. He shook his head, he REALLY has to stop thinking like that!

'You can't deny your feelings.' Said an amused voice in his head.

'Hm..' he responded.

'Follow him.'

'..WHAT?! I can't do that! Stalking is ILLEGAL.' Ryou thought frantically.

'You're not stalking, you're... Collecting information. You like this guy, right?' said the voice.

'Yes.' He murmured the thought, blushing. He had developed a sort of crush on him...

'Than you HAVE to find out if he's a jerk or something, I mean, who would want to go out with a guy who's an ass? Makes sense, right?'

'Kinda, if you put it that way.'

'Right, so, whatcha goin' do?'

'..'

Making up his mind, he decided to follow his newly found crush.

What harm could it do?

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Alright, there we go. We got Ryou's. Now, review. Look guys, I'm outta ideas at the moment and this'll be my final update til further notice. Thanks for reviewing! When I get back to update I expect 30 reviews!

Yami: (slaps her) Make it 15.

OUCH! Fine. I gotta go now, bye!

~Mavelus