Cover Girl
By: Mavelus

Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!

St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!

With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!

Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!

(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)

But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...

NOTES!:

Mavelus: (wearing bunny ears and a bow) Happy Halloween everyone! ^-^

Yami: You're a little late for that.

Mavelus: Quiet you!

Yami: Meh.

Mavelus: -_-;; Well, I'm back, but sadly, I only got 12 reviews. -_- I honestly hoped I'd get more, y'know? But I'll work hard and see if I can get to the 100-review mark. The closest I got was 77 (and that was on my other fic, "Notes to Joey") Please help me get there by reviewing? This really means a lot to me, and this is my first attempt at an original plot. It'd REALLY, REALLY help me in my writing career! ^-^

Yami: (nursing bruises) Ow.. that one reviewer didn't have to bash me so hard..

Mavelus: ^-^ That's whatcha get fo' slappin' da authoress! Speaking of reviewers, there's a few thank-you 's going out:

ryou's #1 fan: Glad you like it! ^-^ Thankz fo' reviewing!

TheUnlovedOutcast: Nice, love to see you slap him more often. ^-~

(Yami: (sweatdrop)

Mavelus: O_O

Yami: What's w/ you?

Mavelus: (hides under the table blushing like crazy) O_O meep.

Bakura: (reads the reviews, snickers)

Yami: What?

Bakura: They want her to write a lemon! HAHAHA!!

Yami: (snickers.. bursts put laughing) HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mavelus: Leave me alone! ;_;

Bakura: (snickers) Nice try, UnlovedOutcast, but she's still a virgin. She couldn't write a lemon even if it had to do w/ the REAL fruit!

Yami: Plus, she's afraid-e-cat when it comes to this sort of thing. We'll keep the idea in mind though.

Mavelus: -_- I just had to pick you two as muses.)

KaibaPuppy: Thanks sis, glad it's on your faves.

Shichini Kiwi Kasa: Gosh, I never had such a loyal reviewer! ^-^ Thanks for all your feedback.

Akuma Malick: Thanks! The first chap was kinda boring, but any Malik lover could see right through my horrible grammar! ^-^ Tankies for your review!

Becki3: You love it? Really? WOW! ^-^ So happy! Thanks for your reviews!

grape: *giggles* I love your name! It's so simple it's kawaii! Thanks for reading and reviewing. ^-^

ElvenQueenSelenity: Yaoi rockz, and I'm glad you loved my story! I hope I see more reviews from you! ^-^

SSJ4 Sailor Menz: Thanks for being my tenth reviewer for chap. 2 in my fic, you inspire me to write more! ^-^

happimimi: Dun worry, nothings gonna stop me from updating! I'll continue and I WILL finish it! ^-^

Destiny: Another loyal reviewer, thanks for reading and reviewing! ^-^

Hyper Shaylee: I'm glad you like it, thanks for reviewing! ^-^

Icy Flame: Thanks for reviewing, I'm glad you like it!

Yami Nite: ^-^ Thanks for your review, and I will update.

Starflower Sakura: Aw, thanks! I'm glad you think its kawaii! ^-^

Ranma Higurashi: Thanks for your feedback, I'm glad you like it! ^-^

BloodShedRed: Valley girls are annoying, huh? Sorry, just had to put them in. There's gonna be another twist in this story that'll probably make your jaw drop. And it has something to do with these annoying preppy @#$#. Thanks for the review! ^-^

Blue Mew: Thanks for your review, glad to see a new face. ^-^

Icy Flame: Yeah, I was hoping to reach my 15-review request too.. heh, I really want you guys to review more! ^-^ Thanks for reading, Icy.

Ki: ^-^;; heheh, um.. what you're reading here Ki is called "yaoi". Lots of authors/authoresses write it. For the romance, the humor, and for the love of cuteness! Well, technically, Malik's not gay. Erm, none of them are in the manga/anime. Our talented imaginations make them that way. ^-^ About the Yugi/Tea thing.. IT'S EVIL!!! (HISS) TEA MUST DIE!!! O_o Um... sowwy, it's just I don't like her.

Well, thanks for your wonderful reviews, I'm glad you like my fic, and now: Let's write Malik's! ^-~

Side Note:

~Daydream~

'thoughts' and 'speaking to the voices in their head'

"words"

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~There were no words to describe this; the world seemed empty. Not in a dark way; not even sadness can slip into this bubbly, shimmer, romantic blue and pink moment.

Malik sighed contently, leaning into his loves embrace. They've been dancing for what seemed like forever, but it didn't matter to him. Forever was a good thing, especially when it came to the divine being that held him tightly.

"I wish we could dance forever like this," Malik murmured looking up into soft, creamy, lavender eyes.

"Yes. It would be so perfect," his partner pulled him closer. "You're perfect." He whispered.

Malik's cheeks tinted pink, a small smile gracing his lips. "I love you," he said looking up at him with half lidded eyes.

"And I you," His love leaned downward- lips centimeters away from touching- Malik could feel warm breath- so close~

A loud CRACK jerked Malik from his daydream, meeting the eyes of an angry teacher. From the looks of her cracked ruler, she had smashed it quite hard on his desk.

"Mr. Ishstar, I appreciate your love for me but would you stop DROOLING all over my desks. Daydream again and it's a detention." Ms. Hazaki glared down at Malik, who went an embarrassing red. Snickers went around the room and a loud "HA HA!*" soon followed.

CRACK!

Silence resumed the classroom as Mrs. Hazaki glared around the room. She sniffed in annoyance, turning her back towards her students she focused on the board. "Now, before Mr. Ishstar proclaimed his undying affection for me and interrupted my session," She said this with much sarcasm "we will continue with the diagrams of the wolf bones-"

The bell rang.

Growling in annoyance, Mrs. Hazaki faced her students. "Alright, class dismissed. We'll continue the notes tomorrow. I expect a three paragraph essay on chapters two and three on canine bone structure.*"

A groan erupted from her students as they packed their things and left.

~*~

'That wasn't fun.' Malik thought, still embarrassed by his daydream (he had left campus already, walking home to clear his head). And yet.. it felt so REAL. He felt the warmth, the butterflies, and the light-headedness.. drunk even. He hugged himself, a soft smile playing his lips. It reminded him of how that boy held him-

"I wish I knew his name." Malik murmured, eyes glazed over in a sparkling fantasy. He had only seen him once, at the bus stop on his way to school. Malik couldn't forget his perfect, sexy features. Sure, the stranger's hair was a bit wacky, but his face and body made up for it. He was tall, dark, and wearing a long coat over his dress shirt and leather pants. It was meant to look professional, but it was still appealing-

"So- like- yeah! And he was all, like, y'know-"

Malik stopped in his tracks, snapping back to reality, knowing that annoying voice. It was a dreaded valley girl! He quickly hid in an alley, keeping from sight, but peeked just to see the poor victim this valley girl had decided to torture. His eyes widened in shock, and soon turned into anger and jealousy.

That stranger! That sexy stranger! That valley girl was flirting with him, and he was actually SMILING. UGH! How Malik wanted to kill! He didn't care if he didn't know his name, Malik had already claimed him as his- and that valley girl was going to die soon...real soon.

"So like, see you later Marik." Said the valley girl flipping her hair.

The boy, Marik, shrugged and the valley girl took it as a good bye. She walked off giggling like mad and Marik went his own way.

'Y'know, he IS sexy.' Said a voice in Malik's head.

Malik was still too focused on killing that valley girl and ignored the statement.

'Try following him, he is *yours*, isn't he?' the voice said mischievously.

'Hell yeah he's mine!!' Malik seethed.

'So, watcha gonna do?'

'I'll follow him.. but I have something to take care of first.' Malik grinned cracking his knuckles, carefully and quietly, he followed the deranged valley girl from hell.

All of Domino heard her painful screams that day, but since she was a valley girl, no one really cared.

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Yeah, I hate valley girls. Can't stand em', the word "like" is completely evil! Hey, if I get 10 reviews in three days, I'll update faster. ~-^

Heehee!

Okay, Akuma Malick, I updated! ^-^ I hope you like it, it's full o' Malik!

Much love and no flames

~Mavelus