Chapter 7 The New Zero and Spanish-Talking People
Later that night, everyone was still talking about Jordan having a dream of Zero.
"¿Por qué no tenía usted un sueño sobre mí?" Magnet whined.
"Hice. Una vez," Jordan reluctantly replied.
"Ah. ¿Cuándo?" he asked in surprise.
"No puedo recordar. Un día la semana pasada," Jordan said, hesitantly.
"¿Por qué no me dijo usted?"
"¡NO PARECÍ A ELLO!"
"¿Por qué es usted tal hembra, Jordania?"
"¡Joda usted!"
"What are they saying, man?" Zig-Zag asked, eyes rolling from person to person faster than usual.
"I just told her I wanted to f*** her!" Magnet said sarcastically. "What do you think I said?"
"Dude, he was askin her, once again, why didn't she dream of him," Squid said, rolling eyes.
"Just chill!" Haley said, throwing her hands up, laughing.
"Yeah! Just.... relax man!" Cheyenne said, looking dreamily at her hand.
"Are you two stoned?!" Jordan asked, surprised.
"Um... what?" Haley said, spacing out.
"Oh, my god!" Jordan said, laughing.
"You two are totally out of it!" Trinka said, also laughing. Her and Jordan had bonded pretty good after about the first hour of hissing and glaring at each other.
"¡Ellos son tan apedreados!" Magnet said to Jordan, laughing his ass off.
"¡Sé! ¡¡Ajá! ¡ajá!! ¡Me pregunto cómo ellos sacaron las medicinas en!" Jordan answered, holding tightly to her stomach.
"Why do yall keep on talkin in Spanish?" Twitch wined.
"Guys! Shut up!" Everyone turned around and looked at the speaker. It was Zero.
"What, dude? I thought you never talked," Trinka said, looking confused at him.
"I USED to not," he corrected her.
"Cool," Jordan said, not knowing what to say.
"I guess," he said, shrugging. "Magnet! Come here!" he yelled. Magnet walked over to Zero's cot, and Zero whispered something in his ear.
"¡¡Eh!, Jordania, nene! ¡El cero quiere saber con quién usted va!" Magnet yelled.
"¡No dígale nadie! ¡Y no saldré con él, si es a qué él iba a preguntar!" Jordan answered back.
"Sorry, dude. I tried," Magnet said, his eyes dancing playfully, looking at Jordan.
"¡Imán! ¡Pienso que usted está caliente!" Jordan yelled at Magnet, her and Trinka laughing hard.
"Agradece. Consigo esto mucho, sin embargo," he said, boredly.
"¿En el campo de un tipo?" Jordan asked, before whispering their conversation into Trinka's ear. Trinka's face turned red, trying to hold in her laughter.
"¡Signifiqué antes de que yo fuera enviado para acampar, usted idiota!"
"MUY dudo de esto, el Imán," Jordan said, rolling her eyes.
"STOP IT!" Zig-Zag yelled. "YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!"
"¡Diga a su amigo cerrar el infierno, Imán!"
"ZIGGY! SHUT UP!"
"Gracias," Jordan said, hastily.
"¿Por qué podía usted no hacerlo, usted mismo?"
"Demasiado perezoso."
"Ah."
"¡Amo usted, Imán!" Jordan said, a playful smile tugging at the corners of her mouth.
"¡Cerrado!" he said, forcefully throwing a pillow at her. She laughed and told Trinka the conversation they just had.
"Squid, you're so hot," Cheyenne said, trying to sit on his head.
"Cheyenne, sweetie! That's not his lap!" Jordan yelled at her.
"I didn't say it was!" she said laughing, her eyes twirling.
"¿Puede usted contar si ellos son todavía apedreados?" Jordan asked Magnet.
"Ah, sí. Ellos son," he said, grinning.
"Voy fuera. Venga después de mí a .... diez minutos. Tendré razón por los puestos de ducha. Realmente tenemos que hablar," Jordan said, in all seriousness, stalking out of the tent.
"Where's she going?" Trinka asked.
"I dunno," Magnet said, shrugging.
"You know she told you!" Zero said.
"Maybe, maybe not. It's none of yall's business, anyway."
"Fine, be like that," Zero said, hastily.
A/N: Zero, talking? Weird! Lol, so how do you like it? Sorry so short, but I didn't feel like writing more. I hope yall still like me! *weeps* Here's the stuff they said in spanish:
¿Por qué no tenía usted un sueño sobre mí?- "Why didn't you have a dream of me?"
Hice. Una vez- "I did. Once."
Ah. ¿Cuándo?- "Oh. When?"
No puedo recordar. Un día la semana pasada.- "I cannot remember. One day last week."
¿Por qué no me dijo usted?- "Why didn't you tell me?"
¡NO PARECÍ A ELLO!- "I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT!"
¿Por qué es usted tal hembra, Jordania?- "Why are you being such a bitch, Jordan?"
¡Joda usted!- "F*** you!"
¡Ellos son tan apedreados!- "They are so wasted!"
¡Sé! ¡¡Ajá! ¡ajá!! ¡Me pregunto cómo ellos sacaron las medicinas en!- "I know! Ha ha! I wonder how they got the drugs in!"
¡¡Eh!, Jordania, nene! ¡El cero quiere saber con quién usted va!- "Hey, Jordan, babe! Zero wants to know who you go with!"
¡No dígale nadie! ¡Y no saldré con él, si es a qué él iba a preguntar!- "It's none of his business! And I won't go with him, if that is what he wanted to ask!"
¡Imán! ¡Pienso que usted está caliente!- "Magnet! I think you're hot!"
Agradece. Consigo esto mucho, sin embargo- "Thanks. I get that a lot, though."
¿En el campo de un tipo?- "At a guy's camp?"
¡Signifiqué antes de que yo fuera enviado para acampar, usted idiota!- "I meant before I was sent to camp, you idiot!"
¡Diga a su amigo cerrar el infierno, Imán!- "Tell your friend to shut the hell up, Magnet!"
Gracias- "Thanks."
¿Por qué podía usted no hacerlo, usted mismo?- "Why couldn't you do that, yourself?"
Demasiado perezoso.- "Too lazy."
Ah- "Oh."
¡Amo usted, Imán!- "I love you, Magnet!"
¡Cerrado!- "Shut up!"
¿Puede usted contar si ellos son todavía apedreados?- "Can you tell if they're still stoned?"
Ah, sí. Ellos son,- "Oh, yeah. They are."
Voy fuera. Sígame en .... diez minutos. Seré fuera de los puestos de ducha. Realmente tengo que dirigirme a usted- "I'm going outside. Follow me in .... ten minutes. I will be right outside of the shower stalls. I really need to talk to you."
Later that night, everyone was still talking about Jordan having a dream of Zero.
"¿Por qué no tenía usted un sueño sobre mí?" Magnet whined.
"Hice. Una vez," Jordan reluctantly replied.
"Ah. ¿Cuándo?" he asked in surprise.
"No puedo recordar. Un día la semana pasada," Jordan said, hesitantly.
"¿Por qué no me dijo usted?"
"¡NO PARECÍ A ELLO!"
"¿Por qué es usted tal hembra, Jordania?"
"¡Joda usted!"
"What are they saying, man?" Zig-Zag asked, eyes rolling from person to person faster than usual.
"I just told her I wanted to f*** her!" Magnet said sarcastically. "What do you think I said?"
"Dude, he was askin her, once again, why didn't she dream of him," Squid said, rolling eyes.
"Just chill!" Haley said, throwing her hands up, laughing.
"Yeah! Just.... relax man!" Cheyenne said, looking dreamily at her hand.
"Are you two stoned?!" Jordan asked, surprised.
"Um... what?" Haley said, spacing out.
"Oh, my god!" Jordan said, laughing.
"You two are totally out of it!" Trinka said, also laughing. Her and Jordan had bonded pretty good after about the first hour of hissing and glaring at each other.
"¡Ellos son tan apedreados!" Magnet said to Jordan, laughing his ass off.
"¡Sé! ¡¡Ajá! ¡ajá!! ¡Me pregunto cómo ellos sacaron las medicinas en!" Jordan answered, holding tightly to her stomach.
"Why do yall keep on talkin in Spanish?" Twitch wined.
"Guys! Shut up!" Everyone turned around and looked at the speaker. It was Zero.
"What, dude? I thought you never talked," Trinka said, looking confused at him.
"I USED to not," he corrected her.
"Cool," Jordan said, not knowing what to say.
"I guess," he said, shrugging. "Magnet! Come here!" he yelled. Magnet walked over to Zero's cot, and Zero whispered something in his ear.
"¡¡Eh!, Jordania, nene! ¡El cero quiere saber con quién usted va!" Magnet yelled.
"¡No dígale nadie! ¡Y no saldré con él, si es a qué él iba a preguntar!" Jordan answered back.
"Sorry, dude. I tried," Magnet said, his eyes dancing playfully, looking at Jordan.
"¡Imán! ¡Pienso que usted está caliente!" Jordan yelled at Magnet, her and Trinka laughing hard.
"Agradece. Consigo esto mucho, sin embargo," he said, boredly.
"¿En el campo de un tipo?" Jordan asked, before whispering their conversation into Trinka's ear. Trinka's face turned red, trying to hold in her laughter.
"¡Signifiqué antes de que yo fuera enviado para acampar, usted idiota!"
"MUY dudo de esto, el Imán," Jordan said, rolling her eyes.
"STOP IT!" Zig-Zag yelled. "YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!"
"¡Diga a su amigo cerrar el infierno, Imán!"
"ZIGGY! SHUT UP!"
"Gracias," Jordan said, hastily.
"¿Por qué podía usted no hacerlo, usted mismo?"
"Demasiado perezoso."
"Ah."
"¡Amo usted, Imán!" Jordan said, a playful smile tugging at the corners of her mouth.
"¡Cerrado!" he said, forcefully throwing a pillow at her. She laughed and told Trinka the conversation they just had.
"Squid, you're so hot," Cheyenne said, trying to sit on his head.
"Cheyenne, sweetie! That's not his lap!" Jordan yelled at her.
"I didn't say it was!" she said laughing, her eyes twirling.
"¿Puede usted contar si ellos son todavía apedreados?" Jordan asked Magnet.
"Ah, sí. Ellos son," he said, grinning.
"Voy fuera. Venga después de mí a .... diez minutos. Tendré razón por los puestos de ducha. Realmente tenemos que hablar," Jordan said, in all seriousness, stalking out of the tent.
"Where's she going?" Trinka asked.
"I dunno," Magnet said, shrugging.
"You know she told you!" Zero said.
"Maybe, maybe not. It's none of yall's business, anyway."
"Fine, be like that," Zero said, hastily.
A/N: Zero, talking? Weird! Lol, so how do you like it? Sorry so short, but I didn't feel like writing more. I hope yall still like me! *weeps* Here's the stuff they said in spanish:
¿Por qué no tenía usted un sueño sobre mí?- "Why didn't you have a dream of me?"
Hice. Una vez- "I did. Once."
Ah. ¿Cuándo?- "Oh. When?"
No puedo recordar. Un día la semana pasada.- "I cannot remember. One day last week."
¿Por qué no me dijo usted?- "Why didn't you tell me?"
¡NO PARECÍ A ELLO!- "I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT!"
¿Por qué es usted tal hembra, Jordania?- "Why are you being such a bitch, Jordan?"
¡Joda usted!- "F*** you!"
¡Ellos son tan apedreados!- "They are so wasted!"
¡Sé! ¡¡Ajá! ¡ajá!! ¡Me pregunto cómo ellos sacaron las medicinas en!- "I know! Ha ha! I wonder how they got the drugs in!"
¡¡Eh!, Jordania, nene! ¡El cero quiere saber con quién usted va!- "Hey, Jordan, babe! Zero wants to know who you go with!"
¡No dígale nadie! ¡Y no saldré con él, si es a qué él iba a preguntar!- "It's none of his business! And I won't go with him, if that is what he wanted to ask!"
¡Imán! ¡Pienso que usted está caliente!- "Magnet! I think you're hot!"
Agradece. Consigo esto mucho, sin embargo- "Thanks. I get that a lot, though."
¿En el campo de un tipo?- "At a guy's camp?"
¡Signifiqué antes de que yo fuera enviado para acampar, usted idiota!- "I meant before I was sent to camp, you idiot!"
¡Diga a su amigo cerrar el infierno, Imán!- "Tell your friend to shut the hell up, Magnet!"
Gracias- "Thanks."
¿Por qué podía usted no hacerlo, usted mismo?- "Why couldn't you do that, yourself?"
Demasiado perezoso.- "Too lazy."
Ah- "Oh."
¡Amo usted, Imán!- "I love you, Magnet!"
¡Cerrado!- "Shut up!"
¿Puede usted contar si ellos son todavía apedreados?- "Can you tell if they're still stoned?"
Ah, sí. Ellos son,- "Oh, yeah. They are."
Voy fuera. Sígame en .... diez minutos. Seré fuera de los puestos de ducha. Realmente tengo que dirigirme a usted- "I'm going outside. Follow me in .... ten minutes. I will be right outside of the shower stalls. I really need to talk to you."