Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Mavelus: (looking around in her bag) Hey, sorry this is late, FF. Net got to me and I got in trouble. -_- Aw man, I lost my new stencil.
Yami: (like that kid from the Simpsons) HA HA!
Mavelus: Shut up.
Bakura: (flipping through Mavelus's stuff) (snort) That doesn't look like me.
Yami: What doesn't look like you?
Bakura: (shoves sketch book in Yami's face)
Yami: (looks) Heh, yeah it does. She's got you right down to the shoes.. damnit, she gave you nice shoes.
Mavelus: (blushes, snatches sketch book) Stop looking at that! My drawings are stupid.
Yami: Some of them are nice.
Mavelus: Did you just compliment me?
Yami: Key word; "some". (grin)
Mavelus: (anime fall) I hope they bash you hard!!!
Yami: (sticks out tongue)
Bakura: You're so childish pharaoh. (looks through more of Mavelus's things) ACK! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! (tosses drawing like it's been cursed)
Yami: What? (picks up picture, chuckles) Nice. REAL nice.
Mavelus: (blushes, snatches pic) Stop looking at my stuff!!!
Yami: What, it's cute.
Bakura/Mavelus: O.o
Yami: For real, you should draw us as sphynxes more often. (takes pic, cooes over Yugi's part of the picture) You made my aibou too adorable! ^_^
Bakura: O_O you're beginning to freak me out, pharaoh.
Yami: (ignores) When you color it, make aibou's wings a light violet. Aren't you learning that new shading technique in your design class??? And the fur should be sun gold..
Mavelus: O.o You REALLY scare me, Yami.
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Akuma Malick: Heehee! ^-^ Sowwy, But I think I'm getting a wittle wazy. No, wasn't Tea. I'm gonna use her for something later. ^-~ Well, I'm hoping to get my updates faster, right now I got other things to do. Like eating, sleeping, and having social life!
(Bakura: You don't have a social life.
Mavelus: (bursts out crying) IT'S TRUE! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!)
happimimi: YAY! Twizzlers! WWWWEEEEEEEE!! ^_^
Blue Mew: ACK! I did?! @_@
(Mavelus: (blush) How EMBARRASSING..
Bakura: You're embarrassing.
Mavelus: Okay, now you're being just as mean as Yami!
Yami: Ah, just be glad you don't have Marik. ^_^ (still cooeing over pic)
Mavelus: ;_; I hope my reviewers smack you both!!)
Curtis Zidane Ziraa: Really? Over 100? Damn, that's gotta be annoying! ^- ^;; I pity that poor teacher.
KaibaPuppy: -_- You.. oh, I'll deal with you at home.
(Mavelus: -_- My stupid nutcase of a sister..
Bakura: I thought you were the stupid one.
Mavelus: Now you're pushing it Yami Anne Bakura.
Bakura: O_O
Yami: (laughs) Anne? You're middle name's Anne?! HAHAHAHA!!
Bakura: ;; Shut up...
Mavelus: I wouldn't be laughing, Yami Bonnie Yugi.
Yami: O_O
Bakura: HAHAHAHA!!!! Bonnie?! Oh, this is priceless!
Yami: Quiet, ANNE.)
Starflower Sakura: Um.. heh? ^-^;; Yeah, I guess I love boasting that I updated, Heehee! I'll try and keep myself under control, I was a tad too excited. ^-^
Blazing Flames: *giggle* Ah, Amarie, 'tis true! Fluffy cuteness shall take over the world!!!
BloodShedRed: WAHOO! DEATH TO VALLEY GIRLS!!! ^________^
ElvenQueenSelenity: O_O Evil... word... Like..must... KILL!!! O.o Oh, you were kidding. ^-^ Heehee! I guess I won't go on a killing spree, than. -_- Oh well.. *sigh*
Ranma Higurashi: For real? The worst we get is a swear jar. Meh, it's not like I swear.
(Bakura: Liar.
Mavelus: Shove it, Anne.
Yami: (snickers)
Mavelus: Stuff it Bonnie.
Bakura/Yami: (miffed))
Destiny: Don't worry, I plan on making them go shopping later. ^-~ ...fishnet doesn't sound like a bad idea either. Teehee! ^-^
(Yami/Bakura: (picturing their hikaries in fishnet) *drool*
Mavelus: O.o)
TheUnlovedOutcast: Smack him harder, he never seems to learn his lesson.
(Yami: (gets smacked) X_x
Bakura: HA HA!
Mavelus: (glares at Bakura) And smack him too. He's hot and all, but he's getting on my nerves.)
grape: Goodness! *giggles* Name's too cute! Can't help it! Heehee, I love Malik like that too. I plan on keeping him that way. ^-~ Thankz for reading!
Medyamisam: FF. Net caught my little interactive. -_- I broke a rule and they banned me from updating for a bit. I'm sorry, and if you want, I'll try and make an un-interactive sequel to "Notes to Joey".
Well, onto the next chappy! WWWWWWEEEEEEE!!!
~~~
He was nervous, he was jumpy, even though Domino's loud traffic had rung like the city's own song, he thought it was too quiet.
Ryou does not make a good stalker.
Ryou glared up at the authoress, looking very cute in the process. "I'm not stalking! I'm *collecting information*!"
Whoops, sorry Ryou-chan. Let's rephrase that:
Ryou does not make a good investigator. Happy?
Ryou smiled adorably up at the authoress, nodding his head.
Alrighty, now back on topic. Ahem: He had been following Bakura for a short while, keeping a good distance away so it wouldn't attract any attention. Unfortunately, being the major klutz he was, bumped into a few people here and there.
'Why am I following him again???' Ryou thought to himself after apologizing to a poor old lady whose cane he knocked over on accident.
'Because,' said the mysterious voice. 'You like him, and it seems *destiny* pulls you towards him like a magnet to a refrigerator.'
'That's romantic,' Ryou thought-grumbled. He still had his eye on his "suspect", of course.
'I know.' said the voice smugly.
'Are you my conscience??' He wondered accidentally brushing shoulders with a blonde boy with wacky hair.
'I could be. You shouldn't be asking questions now though.' Said the voice.
'Why?'
'It looks like a golden bull's about to knock you straight to hell.'
"What-" he started to say out loud, but some one ran straight into his stomach, knocking the wind out of him. They both fell to the floor with an "Oof!" and a "Itai!"
"Hey, watch it!" Ryou winced, that was the second time he'd been knocked over today! Well, the first time he didn't mind though....
"Watch where *I'm* going? You were in *my* way!" the other person hissed.
Ryou tried to glare at the stranger, but his expression softened quickly. "Malik???"
"Yeah, what's it to ya- Ryou??" and Malik it was. But their eyes didn't linger on each other, instead, over each other's shoulders. "Damnit!" they both snarled. (Well, Malik snarled, Ryou just pouted) "I lost him!"
They blinked at each other.
"Lost who?"
~~~~
I know, short, but an update nonetheless. Sorry readers, I'm out of ideas! -_-;; I need ideas! Please, help me out and put in suggestions. Now, both Ryou and Malik just ran in to each other, my original plan was to do that. Okay, what happens next? @_@ that's where I'm lost...
HELP!
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Mavelus: (looking around in her bag) Hey, sorry this is late, FF. Net got to me and I got in trouble. -_- Aw man, I lost my new stencil.
Yami: (like that kid from the Simpsons) HA HA!
Mavelus: Shut up.
Bakura: (flipping through Mavelus's stuff) (snort) That doesn't look like me.
Yami: What doesn't look like you?
Bakura: (shoves sketch book in Yami's face)
Yami: (looks) Heh, yeah it does. She's got you right down to the shoes.. damnit, she gave you nice shoes.
Mavelus: (blushes, snatches sketch book) Stop looking at that! My drawings are stupid.
Yami: Some of them are nice.
Mavelus: Did you just compliment me?
Yami: Key word; "some". (grin)
Mavelus: (anime fall) I hope they bash you hard!!!
Yami: (sticks out tongue)
Bakura: You're so childish pharaoh. (looks through more of Mavelus's things) ACK! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! (tosses drawing like it's been cursed)
Yami: What? (picks up picture, chuckles) Nice. REAL nice.
Mavelus: (blushes, snatches pic) Stop looking at my stuff!!!
Yami: What, it's cute.
Bakura/Mavelus: O.o
Yami: For real, you should draw us as sphynxes more often. (takes pic, cooes over Yugi's part of the picture) You made my aibou too adorable! ^_^
Bakura: O_O you're beginning to freak me out, pharaoh.
Yami: (ignores) When you color it, make aibou's wings a light violet. Aren't you learning that new shading technique in your design class??? And the fur should be sun gold..
Mavelus: O.o You REALLY scare me, Yami.
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Akuma Malick: Heehee! ^-^ Sowwy, But I think I'm getting a wittle wazy. No, wasn't Tea. I'm gonna use her for something later. ^-~ Well, I'm hoping to get my updates faster, right now I got other things to do. Like eating, sleeping, and having social life!
(Bakura: You don't have a social life.
Mavelus: (bursts out crying) IT'S TRUE! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!)
happimimi: YAY! Twizzlers! WWWWEEEEEEEE!! ^_^
Blue Mew: ACK! I did?! @_@
(Mavelus: (blush) How EMBARRASSING..
Bakura: You're embarrassing.
Mavelus: Okay, now you're being just as mean as Yami!
Yami: Ah, just be glad you don't have Marik. ^_^ (still cooeing over pic)
Mavelus: ;_; I hope my reviewers smack you both!!)
Curtis Zidane Ziraa: Really? Over 100? Damn, that's gotta be annoying! ^- ^;; I pity that poor teacher.
KaibaPuppy: -_- You.. oh, I'll deal with you at home.
(Mavelus: -_- My stupid nutcase of a sister..
Bakura: I thought you were the stupid one.
Mavelus: Now you're pushing it Yami Anne Bakura.
Bakura: O_O
Yami: (laughs) Anne? You're middle name's Anne?! HAHAHAHA!!
Bakura: ;; Shut up...
Mavelus: I wouldn't be laughing, Yami Bonnie Yugi.
Yami: O_O
Bakura: HAHAHAHA!!!! Bonnie?! Oh, this is priceless!
Yami: Quiet, ANNE.)
Starflower Sakura: Um.. heh? ^-^;; Yeah, I guess I love boasting that I updated, Heehee! I'll try and keep myself under control, I was a tad too excited. ^-^
Blazing Flames: *giggle* Ah, Amarie, 'tis true! Fluffy cuteness shall take over the world!!!
BloodShedRed: WAHOO! DEATH TO VALLEY GIRLS!!! ^________^
ElvenQueenSelenity: O_O Evil... word... Like..must... KILL!!! O.o Oh, you were kidding. ^-^ Heehee! I guess I won't go on a killing spree, than. -_- Oh well.. *sigh*
Ranma Higurashi: For real? The worst we get is a swear jar. Meh, it's not like I swear.
(Bakura: Liar.
Mavelus: Shove it, Anne.
Yami: (snickers)
Mavelus: Stuff it Bonnie.
Bakura/Yami: (miffed))
Destiny: Don't worry, I plan on making them go shopping later. ^-~ ...fishnet doesn't sound like a bad idea either. Teehee! ^-^
(Yami/Bakura: (picturing their hikaries in fishnet) *drool*
Mavelus: O.o)
TheUnlovedOutcast: Smack him harder, he never seems to learn his lesson.
(Yami: (gets smacked) X_x
Bakura: HA HA!
Mavelus: (glares at Bakura) And smack him too. He's hot and all, but he's getting on my nerves.)
grape: Goodness! *giggles* Name's too cute! Can't help it! Heehee, I love Malik like that too. I plan on keeping him that way. ^-~ Thankz for reading!
Medyamisam: FF. Net caught my little interactive. -_- I broke a rule and they banned me from updating for a bit. I'm sorry, and if you want, I'll try and make an un-interactive sequel to "Notes to Joey".
Well, onto the next chappy! WWWWWWEEEEEEE!!!
~~~
He was nervous, he was jumpy, even though Domino's loud traffic had rung like the city's own song, he thought it was too quiet.
Ryou does not make a good stalker.
Ryou glared up at the authoress, looking very cute in the process. "I'm not stalking! I'm *collecting information*!"
Whoops, sorry Ryou-chan. Let's rephrase that:
Ryou does not make a good investigator. Happy?
Ryou smiled adorably up at the authoress, nodding his head.
Alrighty, now back on topic. Ahem: He had been following Bakura for a short while, keeping a good distance away so it wouldn't attract any attention. Unfortunately, being the major klutz he was, bumped into a few people here and there.
'Why am I following him again???' Ryou thought to himself after apologizing to a poor old lady whose cane he knocked over on accident.
'Because,' said the mysterious voice. 'You like him, and it seems *destiny* pulls you towards him like a magnet to a refrigerator.'
'That's romantic,' Ryou thought-grumbled. He still had his eye on his "suspect", of course.
'I know.' said the voice smugly.
'Are you my conscience??' He wondered accidentally brushing shoulders with a blonde boy with wacky hair.
'I could be. You shouldn't be asking questions now though.' Said the voice.
'Why?'
'It looks like a golden bull's about to knock you straight to hell.'
"What-" he started to say out loud, but some one ran straight into his stomach, knocking the wind out of him. They both fell to the floor with an "Oof!" and a "Itai!"
"Hey, watch it!" Ryou winced, that was the second time he'd been knocked over today! Well, the first time he didn't mind though....
"Watch where *I'm* going? You were in *my* way!" the other person hissed.
Ryou tried to glare at the stranger, but his expression softened quickly. "Malik???"
"Yeah, what's it to ya- Ryou??" and Malik it was. But their eyes didn't linger on each other, instead, over each other's shoulders. "Damnit!" they both snarled. (Well, Malik snarled, Ryou just pouted) "I lost him!"
They blinked at each other.
"Lost who?"
~~~~
I know, short, but an update nonetheless. Sorry readers, I'm out of ideas! -_-;; I need ideas! Please, help me out and put in suggestions. Now, both Ryou and Malik just ran in to each other, my original plan was to do that. Okay, what happens next? @_@ that's where I'm lost...
HELP!
~Mavelus