Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Mavelus: Wow! So many good suggestions! ^_^
Bakura: Moron.
Mavelus: Hush it, or I'll make sure you never see Ryou nekkie! O_O
Bakura: Idiot, you spilled the beans!
Yami: HA HA! You spoiled a later scene in your ficcie!
Mavelus: (covers their mouths) Shut up! You'll spoil it for my readers..
Bakura: (removes her hand) You're the idiot who's writing this- mph!
Mavelus: I said SHUT UP.
Yami: (removes Mavelus's hand) Ah, spoilers- mph!
Mavelus: HUSH IT!!! -_- I know I can't write lemons, so I'm planning a later scene with Ryou... nekkie. That's all you're getting so don't ask!!!
Bakura: Moron.
Mavelus: SHUSH IT, ANNE!
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
FireNeko: ^-^
(Bakura: She's unsure what you're laughing at.
Mavelus: ^-^;; heh heh..)
Destiny: Those voices are pretty weird huh? ^-^ Erm.... I don't think you want to see my ugly ass drawings.
(Bakura: And trust me, they are ugly ass.
Yami: Right down to the core. Except for this one. ^_^ (cuddles a pic of Yugi) and this one. (huggles another) Oh, and this too. (huggles all pics of Yugi) ^__________^
Mavelus: T_T That frying pan doesn't sound like a bad idea either (hits them both)
*POING!*
B/Y: X_x
Mavelus: That felt good ^-^)
Akuma Malick: I know it was short! I'll make this one extra long! I swear!
(Bakura: She's lying.
Mavelus: (brandishes frying pan)
Bakura: O_O I'll be good.)
Ala: You're idea sounds good! I'll see if I can tie it in. Thanks for your suggestion.
(Yami: (gets smacked) OW! T_T I'm so unloved.
Bakura: HAHA!
Mavelus: Hit him too!
Ala: (raises hand to slap him) CAN'T. DO. IT. (pets Bakura) ^-^
Bakura: (purrs) Oh yeah, I'm special! (purrs s'more)
Mavelus: Why can't I ever win?!?!?! (cries))
TheUnlovedOutcast: ^_^
(Yami: (TUO smacks him) ACK! ABUSE!!! @_@
Mavelus: Who's laughing now, you douche!
TUO: (glomps Bakura)
Mavelus: O.o
Bakura: ^_^;;
Mavelus: T_T why can't I ever win??? Why? Why?! WHY?! WHY?!?! (cries)
Yami: HA HA! (gets smacked) X_X)
happimmi: Tankies for your help! Writers block really sux.
Reine Keri: You changed your name from Shichini? Aw, your old name was cute. I think it meant "giant raining kiwis on pink umbrellas". That's what Bakura said anyway, ignore him, he's stupid.
(Bakura: No, you're the stupid one.
Mavelus: (holds up Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom)
Bakura: O.o I'm good, I'm not doin' nothin'.)
BloodShedRed: EXCELLENT! ^_________^ Yes, we should definitely kill off some of Bakura's valley girl followers! IT SHALL BE DONE!
Ranma Higurashi: ^_________^ YES! EXCELLENTUS! They are gonna help each other!
Hyper Shaylee: I dun care if ya ramble! ^-^ Reviews a review! If you write one, it makes me happy. T.T aw, no suggestions??? Oh well.
grape: Aw, sorry I kept you waiting. Hey, I'm updating now, happier? If not-
(Mavelus: (smacks Bakura and Yami w/ Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom) That makes anyone feel special! ^_________^
Y/B: X_X Ow..)
Now, on with Chappy 7!
~~~~~
"Lost who?"
That question they both asked each other.
"No one-" Malik was about to say. But Ryou had a different way of answering that.
"I'mnotstalking! WhosaidIwasstalkinganybody? Stoplookingatmelikethat! Idon'thaveamysteriousvoiceinmyheadtellingmyetostalkpeople!" Ryou said this super fast, getting redder with embarrassment.
Malik raised an eyebrow and stood up. "Stalking?" he said.
"Stalking?! Who's stalking?! Not me!" Ryou laughed nervously, shaking his head. "Stalking is illegal, and I wouldn't stalk, no sir! Why would I- OUCH!"
Malik stopped Ryou's eccentric talking with a smack.
The poor albino rubbed his cheek, a tear of pain welling up in his large eyes. "Why'd you hit me?"
"You were rambling." Malik said matter-of-factly. He helped Ryou to his feet. "Now what's all this about stalking." He looked at Ryou pointedly. "You weren't following me, were you?"
"Huh? No! I wasn't following *you*, I was- I mean-" Ryou stopped there, covering his mouth with his hands. "I've said too much," he murmured.
Malik grinned. "Who're you following? Much less.... stalking?"
Ryou blushed. "I'm not-!"
"After all that, it's hard to believe you." Malik pointed out, a smile still present on his lips.
"Well- I-" Ryou was trapped, he muttered something about a sexy white haired god.
Malik snickered.
"Did I say that out loud?" Ryou blushed.
The blonde just laughed, making the albino blush harder.
"Well, why were you running so fast?" Ryou almost stammered.
"Oh, me?" Malik coughed. "Um.. practicing for the track team."
Ryou raised an eyebrow, finally retaining posture. "You hate running, unless it involves something you want." He knew Malik ever since he was little, so that wouldn't surprise him. They went to separate schools for a while, until Malik's sister decided it was time he went to a school closer to home.
"Uh.." Malik rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Would you believe me if I told you I was chasing a guy who stole my lunch money???"
Cue the cricket.
"I guess not." He sweatdropped nervously. "Alright, alright! I admit it, I was following someone."
"Why?"
"I should ask you the same question. But than again, if it's a sexy white haired-"
"EEP!" Ryou cut him off. "Okay, okay!" he blushed. "Just be quiet about that."
"Meh," Malik grinned. "I'm gonna tell ya anyway."
And so the story commenced on how Malik met (sort of) "the guy of his dreams". And he managed to get Ryou to tell his tale. Malik pouted when he found out the two actually talked, all he got was a wink and a VERY real- ish daydream.
"-and than I saw him again," Ryou continued, "when I was walking home. He was walking off campus of St. Helen's, that school with all those girls in blue sailor fuku-"
"Wait. Blue sailor fuku???" Malik cut him off. "St. Helen's you say? Marik got off there!"
"He did?" Ryou asked.
"You think he goes there?" Malik asked hopefully.
"He might." Ryou considered he possibility. "Bakura could be going there too."
"Ryou," Malik grinned. "I think I've come up with a delicious plot."
Ryou backed away nervously, Malik's "plots" usually involved pain or major embarrassment. Before he could get away from him, Malik had slung an arm around his shoulder.
"Marik's gonna be mine." Malik licked his lips.
Ryou whimpered, this was NOT gonna be good.
~~~
'How long is he going to stand there?' Yugi thought, shifting uncomfortably. He had been watching Yami from crouching behind an alley (a rather cramped one). He didn't want to move, in fear of making too much noise.
Yami stood at a bus stop, waiting for a rather late bus. He had put on a CD player, blasting a mix of everything, and read a book at the same time ("The Hobbit" -JRR Tolkien).
'I told you, you should've just stood.' Said the mysterious voice.
Yugi rolled his eyes. 'Correction,' he said mentally 'you told me to crouch to "hide my too noticeable form".'
'Sometimes you have to ignore the voice, deary.' "it" said smartly.
'Good, I'll start now.' Yugi thought darkly.
"Hey there, Yug. Watcha doin'?" Yugi jumped, knocking over a trashcan. He looked over at Yami, panicked. Yami didn't seem to notice anything. Yugi looked up to see-
"Joey!!" He pulled the blonde into the alley. "Joey, what're you doing here?!"
"Me?" Joey rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Uh, I kinda been following you for awhile now. Couldn't help but notice you were followin' some one, who's your friend?"
Yugi blushed. 'Following me for some time?!' he thought. "Uh, Joey, he's not exactly my *friend*, so to speak."
"Why're you followin' him then? Hey, you stalkin' him or something?" Joey laughed.
Yugi blushed.
Joey stopped abruptly. "Gosh, Yug, are you serious?!"
"I never said-"
"Dude!" Joey grinned. "I had no idea you were gay!"
"But-"
"No problems Yug! Kinda on that side myself." Joey slapped his friend on the back, making Yugi stumble forward, but quickly caught himself before he fell.
"What do you mean "kinda on that side"???" The last time Yugi checked, Joey was as straight as an arrow (considering all the porn he reads)
"I'm bi." Joey shrugged. "So who is he?" he questioned eagerly.
"Joey, hush!" Yugi peeked around the corner. "Damnit!" he pouted.
"What?" Joey peeked too. The bus had arrived and it was driving off, Yami inside. "Ah, sorry Yug. Didn't for ya ta miss him." He said apologectly.
"It's okay Joey." Yugi sighed.
"Hey bud, tell ya what." Joey grinned widely clasping his hand on Yugi's shoulder. "I'll help ya out!"
The smaller blinked. "Joey, you don't-"
"No matter what it takes Yug!" Joey continued. "I'm gonna help ya get ya heart's desire!"
Yugi tried to protest, telling him that just seeing Yami would be enough, he didn't really want to meddle with a guy that could be straight for all he knows. But Joey just insisted.
Yugi sighed, giving in.
The authoress sighed as well, becoming well aware that this was going to be a LONG fic.
~~~~~
And that, my friends, is chapter seven. Thank you for all your reviews, my ideas are coming back to me! ^-^ But if you have any more suggestions, I'll gladly view them and maybe even use them. Review, 10 more equals another chappy!
~-^
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Mavelus: Wow! So many good suggestions! ^_^
Bakura: Moron.
Mavelus: Hush it, or I'll make sure you never see Ryou nekkie! O_O
Bakura: Idiot, you spilled the beans!
Yami: HA HA! You spoiled a later scene in your ficcie!
Mavelus: (covers their mouths) Shut up! You'll spoil it for my readers..
Bakura: (removes her hand) You're the idiot who's writing this- mph!
Mavelus: I said SHUT UP.
Yami: (removes Mavelus's hand) Ah, spoilers- mph!
Mavelus: HUSH IT!!! -_- I know I can't write lemons, so I'm planning a later scene with Ryou... nekkie. That's all you're getting so don't ask!!!
Bakura: Moron.
Mavelus: SHUSH IT, ANNE!
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
FireNeko: ^-^
(Bakura: She's unsure what you're laughing at.
Mavelus: ^-^;; heh heh..)
Destiny: Those voices are pretty weird huh? ^-^ Erm.... I don't think you want to see my ugly ass drawings.
(Bakura: And trust me, they are ugly ass.
Yami: Right down to the core. Except for this one. ^_^ (cuddles a pic of Yugi) and this one. (huggles another) Oh, and this too. (huggles all pics of Yugi) ^__________^
Mavelus: T_T That frying pan doesn't sound like a bad idea either (hits them both)
*POING!*
B/Y: X_x
Mavelus: That felt good ^-^)
Akuma Malick: I know it was short! I'll make this one extra long! I swear!
(Bakura: She's lying.
Mavelus: (brandishes frying pan)
Bakura: O_O I'll be good.)
Ala: You're idea sounds good! I'll see if I can tie it in. Thanks for your suggestion.
(Yami: (gets smacked) OW! T_T I'm so unloved.
Bakura: HAHA!
Mavelus: Hit him too!
Ala: (raises hand to slap him) CAN'T. DO. IT. (pets Bakura) ^-^
Bakura: (purrs) Oh yeah, I'm special! (purrs s'more)
Mavelus: Why can't I ever win?!?!?! (cries))
TheUnlovedOutcast: ^_^
(Yami: (TUO smacks him) ACK! ABUSE!!! @_@
Mavelus: Who's laughing now, you douche!
TUO: (glomps Bakura)
Mavelus: O.o
Bakura: ^_^;;
Mavelus: T_T why can't I ever win??? Why? Why?! WHY?! WHY?!?! (cries)
Yami: HA HA! (gets smacked) X_X)
happimmi: Tankies for your help! Writers block really sux.
Reine Keri: You changed your name from Shichini? Aw, your old name was cute. I think it meant "giant raining kiwis on pink umbrellas". That's what Bakura said anyway, ignore him, he's stupid.
(Bakura: No, you're the stupid one.
Mavelus: (holds up Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom)
Bakura: O.o I'm good, I'm not doin' nothin'.)
BloodShedRed: EXCELLENT! ^_________^ Yes, we should definitely kill off some of Bakura's valley girl followers! IT SHALL BE DONE!
Ranma Higurashi: ^_________^ YES! EXCELLENTUS! They are gonna help each other!
Hyper Shaylee: I dun care if ya ramble! ^-^ Reviews a review! If you write one, it makes me happy. T.T aw, no suggestions??? Oh well.
grape: Aw, sorry I kept you waiting. Hey, I'm updating now, happier? If not-
(Mavelus: (smacks Bakura and Yami w/ Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom) That makes anyone feel special! ^_________^
Y/B: X_X Ow..)
Now, on with Chappy 7!
~~~~~
"Lost who?"
That question they both asked each other.
"No one-" Malik was about to say. But Ryou had a different way of answering that.
"I'mnotstalking! WhosaidIwasstalkinganybody? Stoplookingatmelikethat! Idon'thaveamysteriousvoiceinmyheadtellingmyetostalkpeople!" Ryou said this super fast, getting redder with embarrassment.
Malik raised an eyebrow and stood up. "Stalking?" he said.
"Stalking?! Who's stalking?! Not me!" Ryou laughed nervously, shaking his head. "Stalking is illegal, and I wouldn't stalk, no sir! Why would I- OUCH!"
Malik stopped Ryou's eccentric talking with a smack.
The poor albino rubbed his cheek, a tear of pain welling up in his large eyes. "Why'd you hit me?"
"You were rambling." Malik said matter-of-factly. He helped Ryou to his feet. "Now what's all this about stalking." He looked at Ryou pointedly. "You weren't following me, were you?"
"Huh? No! I wasn't following *you*, I was- I mean-" Ryou stopped there, covering his mouth with his hands. "I've said too much," he murmured.
Malik grinned. "Who're you following? Much less.... stalking?"
Ryou blushed. "I'm not-!"
"After all that, it's hard to believe you." Malik pointed out, a smile still present on his lips.
"Well- I-" Ryou was trapped, he muttered something about a sexy white haired god.
Malik snickered.
"Did I say that out loud?" Ryou blushed.
The blonde just laughed, making the albino blush harder.
"Well, why were you running so fast?" Ryou almost stammered.
"Oh, me?" Malik coughed. "Um.. practicing for the track team."
Ryou raised an eyebrow, finally retaining posture. "You hate running, unless it involves something you want." He knew Malik ever since he was little, so that wouldn't surprise him. They went to separate schools for a while, until Malik's sister decided it was time he went to a school closer to home.
"Uh.." Malik rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Would you believe me if I told you I was chasing a guy who stole my lunch money???"
Cue the cricket.
"I guess not." He sweatdropped nervously. "Alright, alright! I admit it, I was following someone."
"Why?"
"I should ask you the same question. But than again, if it's a sexy white haired-"
"EEP!" Ryou cut him off. "Okay, okay!" he blushed. "Just be quiet about that."
"Meh," Malik grinned. "I'm gonna tell ya anyway."
And so the story commenced on how Malik met (sort of) "the guy of his dreams". And he managed to get Ryou to tell his tale. Malik pouted when he found out the two actually talked, all he got was a wink and a VERY real- ish daydream.
"-and than I saw him again," Ryou continued, "when I was walking home. He was walking off campus of St. Helen's, that school with all those girls in blue sailor fuku-"
"Wait. Blue sailor fuku???" Malik cut him off. "St. Helen's you say? Marik got off there!"
"He did?" Ryou asked.
"You think he goes there?" Malik asked hopefully.
"He might." Ryou considered he possibility. "Bakura could be going there too."
"Ryou," Malik grinned. "I think I've come up with a delicious plot."
Ryou backed away nervously, Malik's "plots" usually involved pain or major embarrassment. Before he could get away from him, Malik had slung an arm around his shoulder.
"Marik's gonna be mine." Malik licked his lips.
Ryou whimpered, this was NOT gonna be good.
~~~
'How long is he going to stand there?' Yugi thought, shifting uncomfortably. He had been watching Yami from crouching behind an alley (a rather cramped one). He didn't want to move, in fear of making too much noise.
Yami stood at a bus stop, waiting for a rather late bus. He had put on a CD player, blasting a mix of everything, and read a book at the same time ("The Hobbit" -JRR Tolkien).
'I told you, you should've just stood.' Said the mysterious voice.
Yugi rolled his eyes. 'Correction,' he said mentally 'you told me to crouch to "hide my too noticeable form".'
'Sometimes you have to ignore the voice, deary.' "it" said smartly.
'Good, I'll start now.' Yugi thought darkly.
"Hey there, Yug. Watcha doin'?" Yugi jumped, knocking over a trashcan. He looked over at Yami, panicked. Yami didn't seem to notice anything. Yugi looked up to see-
"Joey!!" He pulled the blonde into the alley. "Joey, what're you doing here?!"
"Me?" Joey rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Uh, I kinda been following you for awhile now. Couldn't help but notice you were followin' some one, who's your friend?"
Yugi blushed. 'Following me for some time?!' he thought. "Uh, Joey, he's not exactly my *friend*, so to speak."
"Why're you followin' him then? Hey, you stalkin' him or something?" Joey laughed.
Yugi blushed.
Joey stopped abruptly. "Gosh, Yug, are you serious?!"
"I never said-"
"Dude!" Joey grinned. "I had no idea you were gay!"
"But-"
"No problems Yug! Kinda on that side myself." Joey slapped his friend on the back, making Yugi stumble forward, but quickly caught himself before he fell.
"What do you mean "kinda on that side"???" The last time Yugi checked, Joey was as straight as an arrow (considering all the porn he reads)
"I'm bi." Joey shrugged. "So who is he?" he questioned eagerly.
"Joey, hush!" Yugi peeked around the corner. "Damnit!" he pouted.
"What?" Joey peeked too. The bus had arrived and it was driving off, Yami inside. "Ah, sorry Yug. Didn't for ya ta miss him." He said apologectly.
"It's okay Joey." Yugi sighed.
"Hey bud, tell ya what." Joey grinned widely clasping his hand on Yugi's shoulder. "I'll help ya out!"
The smaller blinked. "Joey, you don't-"
"No matter what it takes Yug!" Joey continued. "I'm gonna help ya get ya heart's desire!"
Yugi tried to protest, telling him that just seeing Yami would be enough, he didn't really want to meddle with a guy that could be straight for all he knows. But Joey just insisted.
Yugi sighed, giving in.
The authoress sighed as well, becoming well aware that this was going to be a LONG fic.
~~~~~
And that, my friends, is chapter seven. Thank you for all your reviews, my ideas are coming back to me! ^-^ But if you have any more suggestions, I'll gladly view them and maybe even use them. Review, 10 more equals another chappy!
~-^
~Mavelus