Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Mavelus: Hey there! ^-^ First off, I'll begin with Malik's wonderful plans and than start Joey's in the next chapter. Okies? Good! Let's go!
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Ai Higeki: O.o okay...
(Mavelus: Some reviewers are just strange. And, not to insult you in any way, are you flaming me or complimenting me??? @_@ excuse my denseness, I'm just so confused.
Bakura: -_- Idiot, if s/he was flaming you, s/he has another thing to tease you about.
Mavelus: Well, I- DAMNIT! (pouts) I hate it when you're right...
Yami: HAHA! (smack) ABUSE!!! X_x)
Akuma Malick: Sorry, ideas run short. Don't worry, in this chapter, we'll have loads more fun! ^-^
Ranma Higurashi: ^______________________^ caught they were! Updating!
Icy Flame: Hit Tea with a bus, you say??? Not a bad idea..... ^-~ I'll squeeze it into the plot later! ^_________________^ (that is, if you don't mind)
(Bakura: (snort) Who would?
Yami: Not me!
Mavelus: Here, here!)
Destiny: Yup, they suddenly got smart! ^-^ ... how did that happen??? @_@
(Destiny: (hits her yami w/ a frying pan and hits... Yugi) O_O
Yugi: @_@
Mavelus: O_O Yami's gonna eat you alive.
Destiny: ^-^;; (steps in front of the unconscious bodies) Heh? (hits Ryou and Malik) O_O
Ryou/ Malik: O_# ow...
Bakura: (twitches) You're gonna die. (advances on Destiny)
Destiny: (hides behind Mavelus) Meep! Save me!! ;_____________;)
TheUnlovedOutcast: YAY! Yami got smacked! Go me, go me, go YOU! WWWEEEEEEEE!!! Joey is a definite spaz; I love him like that. ^-^ Ooh, Dancing lemonade in cans...
(Mavelus: (watches them dance) @_@ Ooooooooohhhhhhhh... pretty....
Yami/Bakura: (are trying to kill Destiny) DIE YOU HIKARI KILLER!!!
Destiny: HELP!! (runs away))
happimmi: Yup, nekkie! ^-^ I've got it all planned out, it's gonna be so.... nekkie. *giggle* ^-^
(Bakura: (stops chasing Destiny, has a nose bleed) Mmmmmmmm.... nekkie hikari..... *drool*
Mavelus: -_-;;
Destiny: (has managed to get away)
Yami: DAMNIT! (gets hit w/ a frying pan) ABUSE!! X_X)
grape: Bashing's fun. ^-^ ... ;_; you like seeing me bashed???
(Mavelus: ;________________________________________________;
Yami: HAHA!
*POING!*
Yami: OW! X_x
Bakura: HAHA!)
Hyper Shaylee: YAY! You reviewed! See, told you it makes me happy. And when the authoress is happy everyone is! ^________________^
Reine Keri: ^-^;; He said it, not me. But still, your old name was cute.
(Reine Keri: (smacks Bakura w/ keyboard)
Bakura: OW! HEY!
Mavelus: HAHA! You are such a douche!)
Curtis Zidane Ziraa: Um, they aren't exactly gonna *become* girls. They're gonna dress like them, well, cross dress to be exact. ^-^;; I hope this doesn't make you stop reading, it was my plan from the beginning. And you might agree with me, it's rather over done, the hikaries becoming girls for real. I thought a cross dress fic might be fun! ^-^
Well that's it, on with chappy eight!
~~~~~~~
~The Next Day After School~
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "CAN'T" LET US IN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Malik screeched at a guard in the front of St. Helen's gates, angry and totally annoyed. Ryou stood next to him, sweatdropping and blushing with embarrassment.
"As I said," said a tall and buff looking guard in a suit and an earpiece. "I can't let you in. Sister Mary Joe Harrison doesn't have an appointment with a "Malik Ishtar". I only let in people that have a scheduled date."
"WHY YOU-" Malik was about to say something rather nasty, but Ryou cut in.
"Malik! Let's just go, and let the man do his job." He said timidly.
"I'm not gonna-"
"On another note." Said the guard. "I wouldn't be able to let you in anyway, even if you did have an appointment."
Ryou looked at the man with a soft pout, "Now that's truly unfair." Malik nodded clenching his fists.
"It's an all female campus."
Insert anime fall.
"WHAT?!" Malik leaped up, staring wide-eyed at the guard.
"All female?!" Ryou helped himself up too.
"You heard me, all female." The guard nodded. "You didn't know?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
Both teens looked at each other than back at the guard.
"That's hard to believe." The guard snorted. "We get perverts like you two everyday."
"Pervert?!" Ryou went an angry red, "Well I say-"
"And that proper English accent doesn't help you any."
"Hey!" Malik snapped. "Ryou happens to be the most polite person I know, he's no pervert!! And singling him out is so- so- stereotype!!!"
Another snort. "Sure kid, and you didn't know this was an all girl school either."
In truth, they didn't. Malik growled, looking menacingly at the guard. The tall man didn't seem to be intimidated at all.
"Fine." Malik huffed, turning on his heel. "Watch me sue you and your stupid school senseless!" he grabbed Ryou's hand and dragged the albino away. Around the corner they went, and Ryou walked on his own side by Malik.
The albino sighed, "I should've known."
"What?" the Egyptian still sounded irked.
"That it was an all girl campus. I just remembered that all the top graduates of St. Helen's were female." He sighed again.
"Than how the hell did both the guys we're after get in?!" Malik seethed.
"They could've taken the admissions tests and passed. It's a law that if an opposite of a single sex school wants to get in, pass the tests, they have to let them." Ryou said matter-of-factly.
"Funny," Malik said. "That both of them got in. Isn't that supposed to be rare or something???"
"I don't know." Ryou said, "but I don't think that's the only possibility. Do you think they're teachers???"
"No, they look too young." The blonde shook his head. "Ryou, we're thinking too much. And-" he stopped, staring at the window advertisement of a rundown old bar. A large grin plastered on his face. "I think I've got a way in."
Ryou blinked, staring at the advertisement. He blushed, "Malik! This is a gay strip bar!"
Malik grinned. "I know, but read the poster."
And he read:
~GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!
(insert stripper cross dresser dude here)
Looking for action guys? Hot, sexy, make you sweat action? Than check out our newest show!
GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!
Cross dresser favorite, Lachika Imnochickduh, on tonight!~
Ryou blushed. "Malik, I don't see the point."
"I didn't mean actually read it!" Malik snickered. "Look at the picture, that *girl's* a dude!"
"So?"
Malik sighed. "You can be so dense sometimes, Ryou. We'll cross dress our way in!"
"C-cross dress?" Ryou squeaked.
"You bet!" a huge grin graced our favorite blonde Egyptian's face.
"But we can't!" Ryou protested. "It won't fool the admits, our records clearly state we're 100% *male*. Plus, there's the interview we have to worry about, the tests-"
"I've got it all covered." Malik reassured. "The records, I mean. The tests we can handle, your GPA is 4.9 for crying out loud! The interview won't be a problem, we just need one thing."
"And what's that?" Ryou asked, partway curious.
"Your credit card."
~~~~~~~
(At the mall)
Ryou had begged, protested, and even pouted cutely. But to no avail, Malik had managed to get his hands on his credit card. He frowned slightly at all the people here, the mall was never usually this crowded after school.
Meanwhile, Malik was rambling about where they should go first. "I usually hate shopping, but right now I have this crazy adrenaline rush! Where do you wanna go?" he looked at Ryou who was lost in his own thoughts.
"Huh? Oh, where ever." He said, eyes glazed over.
"Ryou!" Malik sighed. "C'mon, we've got one visa and a whole mall to buy clean. Lets start somewhere- there!" he pointed to a morbid looking shop. It was dark, lights were flashing, and heavy metal music blasted.
"Wha-?" Ryou looked at what Malik was pointing at. "Hot Topic?"
The Egyptian grinned widely. "C'mon, there's gotta be something worth getting in there." He grabbed Ryou by the wrist and dragged him into the store.
Inside was a nightmare come to life (on Ryou's part, anyway)! Shelves were stacked with morbid make up, racks of black or blood red baggy pants and super tight tops, boots you'd only see on female super heroes were on display, buckles upon buckles stacked on another shelf. Chokers, chains, belts, wigs, pins with drugged looking happy faces and insane looking bunnies. Bones display, Lucky No. 13 T's and accessories, South Park plushies, Goth jewelry, and strangely enough: "The Nightmare Before Christmas" DVDs???
Ryou nearly fainted.
"No wonder we dudes hate shopping, girls have a HELL of a better selection than we do! ..... that's not fair." Malik pouted, still dragging our poor albino to the clothes rack.
"Malik, I don't think this is a good place to start." Ryou said timidly. He gulped when he saw two punk and pierced characters staring at him. One gave him a nod, and the other smiled.... freakishly.
The albino laughed nervously, and gave a little wave. He turned his attention back to Malik, who was currently examining a torn blood red leather top, fishnet adorning it.
"This'd look good on you," Malik smirked, holding up the top towards Ryou.
Ryou pushed it back. "I'd rather not look like a bloody salmon caught in a net, thank you very much."
"Salmon?" Malik raised an eyebrow. "Hardly! It's the style, and it's cut low. It'd show off that cute little belly of yours." He laughed.
Ryou blushed, embarrassed. "Cut it out," he muttered.
"Along with that, these pants," Malik grinned piling a pair into Ryou's arms, "and this top, and these pants, this skirt, this chain, this belt, oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... fishnet! And this," he went around the store piling clothes, jewelry, and all that onto the poor teen.
"M-Malik." Ryou stumbled, trying not to drop anything. "Don't you think this is a bit much?"
"You're a rich boy," Malik grinned grabbing another pair of pants, "You can handle it. And if the visa checks out we can use your capitol one."
"You've got my other card too?!"
"Yeah, swiped it when you weren't looking." He said non-chantilly. "C'mon, Ryou, to the dressing room!" He pushed Ryou (who had waterfall tears) into the woman's dressing room. The albino tried to protest to go into the other room.
"D'you want people to think we're cross dressing men?" Malik said crossly (no pun intended), finally pushing Ryou inside.
"Hello, we ARE cross dressing!" Ryou squeaked.
"That's not the point!" Malik argued.
"Than what is?!" Ryou finally snapped, dropping the clothes on the floor. Malik blinked at him in surprise. "Do you WANT to eliminate whatever masculine pride I have left?!"
Malik was silent. "Gosh, Ryou, I just wanted to help."
Cue the violin music.
Ryou still kept his scowl, he knew Malik's "I just wanted to help I'm too innocent" act all too well.
"I-I just w-wanted to help you," Malik "sobbed", covering his face with his hands. "a-aren't friends supposed t-to help o-other friends get th-the guy th-they're s-stalking???"
The albino sighed, giving in for three reasons: 1. Malik's a horrible actor, 2. he can fake sob WAY better than that, and 3. HE WAS NOT STALKING!!!
"Alright, alright. I'm sorry, let's just-"
Malik stopped "sobbing" immediately, a large grin appearing on his face. "Good! Now grab an outfit, miss and match accessories, meet outside the stall in two to three minutes." He said all this while picking out some stuff for himself and stepped into one of the stalls, shutting the door behind him.
Ryou sighed, he knew it. He looked down at the large pile of clothes, picking an outfit that was already assembled and attached on the same hanger. He sweatdropped, it had fishnet. His sweatdrop doubled in size because he realized that all the items had some sort of net on it.
He stepped into the stall without another thought on the subject.
~~~~~~~~~
Sorry guys, this'll have to end chapter 8. I guess you'll have to wait. I gotta go that's why, I promised myself I'd finish writing this today, and I know you're all anxious to see what they look like. ^-^ Malik's Plans Prt. 2 coming up in approximately three days. That's a promise!
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Mavelus: Hey there! ^-^ First off, I'll begin with Malik's wonderful plans and than start Joey's in the next chapter. Okies? Good! Let's go!
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Ai Higeki: O.o okay...
(Mavelus: Some reviewers are just strange. And, not to insult you in any way, are you flaming me or complimenting me??? @_@ excuse my denseness, I'm just so confused.
Bakura: -_- Idiot, if s/he was flaming you, s/he has another thing to tease you about.
Mavelus: Well, I- DAMNIT! (pouts) I hate it when you're right...
Yami: HAHA! (smack) ABUSE!!! X_x)
Akuma Malick: Sorry, ideas run short. Don't worry, in this chapter, we'll have loads more fun! ^-^
Ranma Higurashi: ^______________________^ caught they were! Updating!
Icy Flame: Hit Tea with a bus, you say??? Not a bad idea..... ^-~ I'll squeeze it into the plot later! ^_________________^ (that is, if you don't mind)
(Bakura: (snort) Who would?
Yami: Not me!
Mavelus: Here, here!)
Destiny: Yup, they suddenly got smart! ^-^ ... how did that happen??? @_@
(Destiny: (hits her yami w/ a frying pan and hits... Yugi) O_O
Yugi: @_@
Mavelus: O_O Yami's gonna eat you alive.
Destiny: ^-^;; (steps in front of the unconscious bodies) Heh? (hits Ryou and Malik) O_O
Ryou/ Malik: O_# ow...
Bakura: (twitches) You're gonna die. (advances on Destiny)
Destiny: (hides behind Mavelus) Meep! Save me!! ;_____________;)
TheUnlovedOutcast: YAY! Yami got smacked! Go me, go me, go YOU! WWWEEEEEEEE!!! Joey is a definite spaz; I love him like that. ^-^ Ooh, Dancing lemonade in cans...
(Mavelus: (watches them dance) @_@ Ooooooooohhhhhhhh... pretty....
Yami/Bakura: (are trying to kill Destiny) DIE YOU HIKARI KILLER!!!
Destiny: HELP!! (runs away))
happimmi: Yup, nekkie! ^-^ I've got it all planned out, it's gonna be so.... nekkie. *giggle* ^-^
(Bakura: (stops chasing Destiny, has a nose bleed) Mmmmmmmm.... nekkie hikari..... *drool*
Mavelus: -_-;;
Destiny: (has managed to get away)
Yami: DAMNIT! (gets hit w/ a frying pan) ABUSE!! X_X)
grape: Bashing's fun. ^-^ ... ;_; you like seeing me bashed???
(Mavelus: ;________________________________________________;
Yami: HAHA!
*POING!*
Yami: OW! X_x
Bakura: HAHA!)
Hyper Shaylee: YAY! You reviewed! See, told you it makes me happy. And when the authoress is happy everyone is! ^________________^
Reine Keri: ^-^;; He said it, not me. But still, your old name was cute.
(Reine Keri: (smacks Bakura w/ keyboard)
Bakura: OW! HEY!
Mavelus: HAHA! You are such a douche!)
Curtis Zidane Ziraa: Um, they aren't exactly gonna *become* girls. They're gonna dress like them, well, cross dress to be exact. ^-^;; I hope this doesn't make you stop reading, it was my plan from the beginning. And you might agree with me, it's rather over done, the hikaries becoming girls for real. I thought a cross dress fic might be fun! ^-^
Well that's it, on with chappy eight!
~~~~~~~
~The Next Day After School~
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "CAN'T" LET US IN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Malik screeched at a guard in the front of St. Helen's gates, angry and totally annoyed. Ryou stood next to him, sweatdropping and blushing with embarrassment.
"As I said," said a tall and buff looking guard in a suit and an earpiece. "I can't let you in. Sister Mary Joe Harrison doesn't have an appointment with a "Malik Ishtar". I only let in people that have a scheduled date."
"WHY YOU-" Malik was about to say something rather nasty, but Ryou cut in.
"Malik! Let's just go, and let the man do his job." He said timidly.
"I'm not gonna-"
"On another note." Said the guard. "I wouldn't be able to let you in anyway, even if you did have an appointment."
Ryou looked at the man with a soft pout, "Now that's truly unfair." Malik nodded clenching his fists.
"It's an all female campus."
Insert anime fall.
"WHAT?!" Malik leaped up, staring wide-eyed at the guard.
"All female?!" Ryou helped himself up too.
"You heard me, all female." The guard nodded. "You didn't know?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
Both teens looked at each other than back at the guard.
"That's hard to believe." The guard snorted. "We get perverts like you two everyday."
"Pervert?!" Ryou went an angry red, "Well I say-"
"And that proper English accent doesn't help you any."
"Hey!" Malik snapped. "Ryou happens to be the most polite person I know, he's no pervert!! And singling him out is so- so- stereotype!!!"
Another snort. "Sure kid, and you didn't know this was an all girl school either."
In truth, they didn't. Malik growled, looking menacingly at the guard. The tall man didn't seem to be intimidated at all.
"Fine." Malik huffed, turning on his heel. "Watch me sue you and your stupid school senseless!" he grabbed Ryou's hand and dragged the albino away. Around the corner they went, and Ryou walked on his own side by Malik.
The albino sighed, "I should've known."
"What?" the Egyptian still sounded irked.
"That it was an all girl campus. I just remembered that all the top graduates of St. Helen's were female." He sighed again.
"Than how the hell did both the guys we're after get in?!" Malik seethed.
"They could've taken the admissions tests and passed. It's a law that if an opposite of a single sex school wants to get in, pass the tests, they have to let them." Ryou said matter-of-factly.
"Funny," Malik said. "That both of them got in. Isn't that supposed to be rare or something???"
"I don't know." Ryou said, "but I don't think that's the only possibility. Do you think they're teachers???"
"No, they look too young." The blonde shook his head. "Ryou, we're thinking too much. And-" he stopped, staring at the window advertisement of a rundown old bar. A large grin plastered on his face. "I think I've got a way in."
Ryou blinked, staring at the advertisement. He blushed, "Malik! This is a gay strip bar!"
Malik grinned. "I know, but read the poster."
And he read:
~GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!
(insert stripper cross dresser dude here)
Looking for action guys? Hot, sexy, make you sweat action? Than check out our newest show!
GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!
Cross dresser favorite, Lachika Imnochickduh, on tonight!~
Ryou blushed. "Malik, I don't see the point."
"I didn't mean actually read it!" Malik snickered. "Look at the picture, that *girl's* a dude!"
"So?"
Malik sighed. "You can be so dense sometimes, Ryou. We'll cross dress our way in!"
"C-cross dress?" Ryou squeaked.
"You bet!" a huge grin graced our favorite blonde Egyptian's face.
"But we can't!" Ryou protested. "It won't fool the admits, our records clearly state we're 100% *male*. Plus, there's the interview we have to worry about, the tests-"
"I've got it all covered." Malik reassured. "The records, I mean. The tests we can handle, your GPA is 4.9 for crying out loud! The interview won't be a problem, we just need one thing."
"And what's that?" Ryou asked, partway curious.
"Your credit card."
~~~~~~~
(At the mall)
Ryou had begged, protested, and even pouted cutely. But to no avail, Malik had managed to get his hands on his credit card. He frowned slightly at all the people here, the mall was never usually this crowded after school.
Meanwhile, Malik was rambling about where they should go first. "I usually hate shopping, but right now I have this crazy adrenaline rush! Where do you wanna go?" he looked at Ryou who was lost in his own thoughts.
"Huh? Oh, where ever." He said, eyes glazed over.
"Ryou!" Malik sighed. "C'mon, we've got one visa and a whole mall to buy clean. Lets start somewhere- there!" he pointed to a morbid looking shop. It was dark, lights were flashing, and heavy metal music blasted.
"Wha-?" Ryou looked at what Malik was pointing at. "Hot Topic?"
The Egyptian grinned widely. "C'mon, there's gotta be something worth getting in there." He grabbed Ryou by the wrist and dragged him into the store.
Inside was a nightmare come to life (on Ryou's part, anyway)! Shelves were stacked with morbid make up, racks of black or blood red baggy pants and super tight tops, boots you'd only see on female super heroes were on display, buckles upon buckles stacked on another shelf. Chokers, chains, belts, wigs, pins with drugged looking happy faces and insane looking bunnies. Bones display, Lucky No. 13 T's and accessories, South Park plushies, Goth jewelry, and strangely enough: "The Nightmare Before Christmas" DVDs???
Ryou nearly fainted.
"No wonder we dudes hate shopping, girls have a HELL of a better selection than we do! ..... that's not fair." Malik pouted, still dragging our poor albino to the clothes rack.
"Malik, I don't think this is a good place to start." Ryou said timidly. He gulped when he saw two punk and pierced characters staring at him. One gave him a nod, and the other smiled.... freakishly.
The albino laughed nervously, and gave a little wave. He turned his attention back to Malik, who was currently examining a torn blood red leather top, fishnet adorning it.
"This'd look good on you," Malik smirked, holding up the top towards Ryou.
Ryou pushed it back. "I'd rather not look like a bloody salmon caught in a net, thank you very much."
"Salmon?" Malik raised an eyebrow. "Hardly! It's the style, and it's cut low. It'd show off that cute little belly of yours." He laughed.
Ryou blushed, embarrassed. "Cut it out," he muttered.
"Along with that, these pants," Malik grinned piling a pair into Ryou's arms, "and this top, and these pants, this skirt, this chain, this belt, oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... fishnet! And this," he went around the store piling clothes, jewelry, and all that onto the poor teen.
"M-Malik." Ryou stumbled, trying not to drop anything. "Don't you think this is a bit much?"
"You're a rich boy," Malik grinned grabbing another pair of pants, "You can handle it. And if the visa checks out we can use your capitol one."
"You've got my other card too?!"
"Yeah, swiped it when you weren't looking." He said non-chantilly. "C'mon, Ryou, to the dressing room!" He pushed Ryou (who had waterfall tears) into the woman's dressing room. The albino tried to protest to go into the other room.
"D'you want people to think we're cross dressing men?" Malik said crossly (no pun intended), finally pushing Ryou inside.
"Hello, we ARE cross dressing!" Ryou squeaked.
"That's not the point!" Malik argued.
"Than what is?!" Ryou finally snapped, dropping the clothes on the floor. Malik blinked at him in surprise. "Do you WANT to eliminate whatever masculine pride I have left?!"
Malik was silent. "Gosh, Ryou, I just wanted to help."
Cue the violin music.
Ryou still kept his scowl, he knew Malik's "I just wanted to help I'm too innocent" act all too well.
"I-I just w-wanted to help you," Malik "sobbed", covering his face with his hands. "a-aren't friends supposed t-to help o-other friends get th-the guy th-they're s-stalking???"
The albino sighed, giving in for three reasons: 1. Malik's a horrible actor, 2. he can fake sob WAY better than that, and 3. HE WAS NOT STALKING!!!
"Alright, alright. I'm sorry, let's just-"
Malik stopped "sobbing" immediately, a large grin appearing on his face. "Good! Now grab an outfit, miss and match accessories, meet outside the stall in two to three minutes." He said all this while picking out some stuff for himself and stepped into one of the stalls, shutting the door behind him.
Ryou sighed, he knew it. He looked down at the large pile of clothes, picking an outfit that was already assembled and attached on the same hanger. He sweatdropped, it had fishnet. His sweatdrop doubled in size because he realized that all the items had some sort of net on it.
He stepped into the stall without another thought on the subject.
~~~~~~~~~
Sorry guys, this'll have to end chapter 8. I guess you'll have to wait. I gotta go that's why, I promised myself I'd finish writing this today, and I know you're all anxious to see what they look like. ^-^ Malik's Plans Prt. 2 coming up in approximately three days. That's a promise!
~Mavelus