Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Malik's plans Prt. 3 should be the end of Malik's...... Plans. ^-^;; Depending if I'm too lazy, meh..
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Destiny: Yeah, it is KaibaPuppy's fault. My stupid sister's been prayin' every day that Yu-Gi-Oh will become a porno. O.o
(Destiny: (hits Yami and Bakura) O.O
Y/B: X_X
Marik: HAHA!!!
Destiny: (hides behind Mavelus) O_O ... ooops???
Mavelus: -_-;;)
TheUnlovedOutcast: Wow, you like Chester and Steve??? They're my only one shot OCs, they remind me of those dudes from "Not Another Teen Movie". O_o scary...
Akuma Malick: YAY! You reviewed twice! ^______________^ So happy!!!
happimmi: ^_____________^
(happimmi: (plays w/ Bakura's hair)
Bakura: -_-
Yami: HAHA!
Bakura: (glares) Shut it, you.)
MarMar3: Wow, a new face! ^-^ Glad to see you; thanks for reading. I hope you come here to read and review in the future.
Hyper Shaylee: F-f-favorite A-author A-a-alert??? *squeal* SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!! ^_____________________________________________________^
(Mavelus: YAY!!!!!!!!!! So loved! I feel so special! ^_____________________^
Hyper Shaylee: (pokes Ryou) ^-^ Poor you.
Ryou: (blinks, edges away)
Hyper Shaylee: (pokes him again) ^-^
Ryou: Uh... (edges away)
Hyper Shaylee: (poke) ^-^
Ryou: EEP! (hides behind Bakura) ... (peeks over at her)
Hyper Shaylee: Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww! So *CUTE*! ^-^)
Reine Keri: Yay! ^-^ I'm glad I can make you laugh! WWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!! Nothing to hit him with???
(Mavelus: Not a problem! (presses clicker)
Bakura: ZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT! (passes out) X_x
Yami: HAHA!
Mavelus: (presses clicker)
Yami: ZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT! (passes out) X_x
Mavelus: "Haha" indeed.)
Ala: I know Ryou's so cute! I just wanna pinch him! ^-^
(Mavelus: (pinches Ryou) Heehee!
Ryou: Ow! (glomps Bakura) Owwie... *sniff* *sniff*
Ala: ^-^
Mavelus: Tankies for the shock collars, they're a big help. (presses clicker)
Yami: ZZZZZZZTTTTTT! X_X
Ala: Not a problem. (presses clicker) ^-^
Yami: ZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!! X_X)
DcSolstice: YAY!!! Another new face! WWWWWWWEEEEEE!!! Welcome, please read and review in the future! They make me so happy! *giggles* Ryou is so cute, isn't he? He makes an adorable girl!
(Mavelus: (snaps fingers) ^-~
Ryou: (appears in a French maid's outfit)
Fan girls: KAWAII!!! So *cute*! ^_________________^
Ryou: (blush))
grape: Welcome back! Happy Thanksgiving (again) by the way, tankies for reviewing! So happy! WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^___________________^
And that's all! ^-^ On with chappy 10!
~~~~~~~~~
The horror! Oh the horror! It was terrible!
Ryou's mouth dropped, this was too much! Victoria's Secret was the last place he EVER wanted to be.
Malik smiled, staring around the white and silver décor of the underwear empire. Racks of bras from ranging from every style and size, nightgowns with pink, red, electric blue and whatever colors you could think of! Manikins that were on display showed off their latest trends, one in particular: A bra with angel wings and matching panties???
Ryou was on the verge of pained tears.
"We've struck gold." Malik declared dragging his fellow "cross dresser" to one particular display called "Harp Strings".
"There's one thing my sister told me that I could never understand, but I am beginning to." He said while eyeing the merchandise. "She said, and I quote: "A woman should at least have one thong in their entire wardrobe." And I believe it is time we got our own, dearest Ryou." He stopped at one rack, picking up a small piece of folded frilly black fabric. He placed it in Ryou's hand.
The albino looked at it oddly, unsure what to make of it. "A napkin???"
Malik sweatdropped, his left eye twitching. He coughed and regained posture. "AHEM. Unfold it and reveal thy treasures!" he said dramatically.
Ryou blinked, staring at his friend, but did what he was told. "What in the name of all that is holy is this???" he nearly exclaimed, holding up the fabric by a pinch. To him, it looked like two rubber bands tied together by black frills.
"That," Malik said, taking the "rubber bands" and holding it up properly. "Is a thong."
"Thong???"
"Yes."
Ryou still looked confused. "What do you do with it? Wear it on your head???"
Malik sighed. "You can be quite the dunce, Ryou. It's basically a G- string."
"A what?"
"G-string, crack-rest, butt floss, does that ring a bell?"
The albino blinked innocently.
"Are you *that* untainted?!" Malik exclaimed staring at his fellow teen in wonder. He sighed, exasperated. "C'mere." He whispered in Ryou's ear.
With every word Ryou's eyes seemed to get wider and wider and cheeks getting redder and redder....
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!" Ryou screeched, a couple of costumers staring at the odd pair in Goth clothing. "There is no *way*, no way at *all* am I wearing that-that-that rubber band!" he lowered his voice into a whisper, eyeing all the stares the two were getting.
"Well, I'm afraid you have no choice." Malik scowled. "Do you want more people staring up your skirt??? Those dudes we met at Hot Topic said it so loudly, all the perverts in the mall heard it." He indicated a fat man near the exit of the shop they were currently in, licking his lips and looking at Ryou as though he were lunch.
Ryou gulped and shuddered. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww..... but why couldn't I just have gotten regular panties?"
"You're wearing something super tight and cut REALLY low. Panties would just peek though even if you managed to cover it completely. Thongs are easier to hide." Malik said while picking out one for himself.
"Malik, out of curiosity, how do you know all this?" Ryou asked timidly.
"Hm? Oh, having a sister is rather convenient. Especially when she uses Rishid and I as her modeling subjects. ANYWAY," Malik pressed before more questions were asked. "We got more to do, we can't just hang around here all day. Pick a thong and a few bras, I don't think you want to wear the same one year round."
After a few more arguments about women under garments and trying to keep Malik away from the "Angel Wing" display (the one with the winged bra and panties), they bought their items and headed out. But not without a few problems at the exit....
"Hey there, ya morsel." The fat man, who had a strong Scottish accent, graced Ryou with a nice slap on the ass.
"EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!" Ryou jumped, whipping around. He backed away considerably.
"Oh, you look like a babeh." The fat man licked his lips, drooling considerably. (A/N: Guess who.....)
"M-Malik!" Ryou squeaked hiding behind his friend. Malik glared at the fat man.
"I just wanna eatcha!" the fat man "flirted".
Malik's eyes widened in horror and shuddered in disgust. "Gross!"
"Get in my belleh!" by now the two-ton fat guy was doing some sort of scary fat man dance.
"Let's go, I'm scared!" Ryou tugged on Malik's arm, desperate to get away from the Scottish scary fat man.
"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs...." The fat man drooled.
"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" They both backed away. "NASTY!"
"Chili's baby back ribs!" the fat man made a move to chase them.
"RUN!" and they made a break for it, running to the far end of the mall, which happened to be Sears. They ran into the shoe section, dropping their bags as they sunk to the floor.
"So..nasty...ugh.." Malik panted.
"Malik... I don't.. I don't think I wanna do this anymore.." Ryou panted as well, wiping the sweat from his face.
"What?" Malik managed to regain his breath. "Why?"
"It's just too frightening, being a girl." Ryou got his breathing back to normal as well. "People staring up your skirt, perverts, and scary Scottish fat men..." He sighed. "It's too hard."
"That I agree with, but we can't give up yet." Malik said, staring at him with determined eyes.
"Give me one good reason why we should keep going?"
"Don't look at me for inspiration." Malik grinned.
Ryou looked at him with questionably, "What do you mean?"
"Look." The blonde nodded, staring over his friend's shoulder.
The albino turned his head. He gasped, blushing.
There he stood, Bakura, in all his sexy glory (and looking rather bored).
"Is that him?" Malik asked.
Ryou nodded, eyes glazed over in a small fantasy.
"Do you want to give that up?"
He shook his head. "No."
"Inspired?" Malik smiled.
Ryou smiled back. "Yes."
"Than let's finish this."
~~~~
With those final words, this ends Malik's plans. Joey's three-part plans begin in about....... 10 reviews. ^-~
-_- I would've made it longer, but my sister needs to do her "homework". *snort* Bull shit. OW! She hit me!!!
Well, see you soon. ^-^
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Malik's plans Prt. 3 should be the end of Malik's...... Plans. ^-^;; Depending if I'm too lazy, meh..
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Destiny: Yeah, it is KaibaPuppy's fault. My stupid sister's been prayin' every day that Yu-Gi-Oh will become a porno. O.o
(Destiny: (hits Yami and Bakura) O.O
Y/B: X_X
Marik: HAHA!!!
Destiny: (hides behind Mavelus) O_O ... ooops???
Mavelus: -_-;;)
TheUnlovedOutcast: Wow, you like Chester and Steve??? They're my only one shot OCs, they remind me of those dudes from "Not Another Teen Movie". O_o scary...
Akuma Malick: YAY! You reviewed twice! ^______________^ So happy!!!
happimmi: ^_____________^
(happimmi: (plays w/ Bakura's hair)
Bakura: -_-
Yami: HAHA!
Bakura: (glares) Shut it, you.)
MarMar3: Wow, a new face! ^-^ Glad to see you; thanks for reading. I hope you come here to read and review in the future.
Hyper Shaylee: F-f-favorite A-author A-a-alert??? *squeal* SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!! ^_____________________________________________________^
(Mavelus: YAY!!!!!!!!!! So loved! I feel so special! ^_____________________^
Hyper Shaylee: (pokes Ryou) ^-^ Poor you.
Ryou: (blinks, edges away)
Hyper Shaylee: (pokes him again) ^-^
Ryou: Uh... (edges away)
Hyper Shaylee: (poke) ^-^
Ryou: EEP! (hides behind Bakura) ... (peeks over at her)
Hyper Shaylee: Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww! So *CUTE*! ^-^)
Reine Keri: Yay! ^-^ I'm glad I can make you laugh! WWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!! Nothing to hit him with???
(Mavelus: Not a problem! (presses clicker)
Bakura: ZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT! (passes out) X_x
Yami: HAHA!
Mavelus: (presses clicker)
Yami: ZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT! (passes out) X_x
Mavelus: "Haha" indeed.)
Ala: I know Ryou's so cute! I just wanna pinch him! ^-^
(Mavelus: (pinches Ryou) Heehee!
Ryou: Ow! (glomps Bakura) Owwie... *sniff* *sniff*
Ala: ^-^
Mavelus: Tankies for the shock collars, they're a big help. (presses clicker)
Yami: ZZZZZZZTTTTTT! X_X
Ala: Not a problem. (presses clicker) ^-^
Yami: ZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!! X_X)
DcSolstice: YAY!!! Another new face! WWWWWWWEEEEEE!!! Welcome, please read and review in the future! They make me so happy! *giggles* Ryou is so cute, isn't he? He makes an adorable girl!
(Mavelus: (snaps fingers) ^-~
Ryou: (appears in a French maid's outfit)
Fan girls: KAWAII!!! So *cute*! ^_________________^
Ryou: (blush))
grape: Welcome back! Happy Thanksgiving (again) by the way, tankies for reviewing! So happy! WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^___________________^
And that's all! ^-^ On with chappy 10!
~~~~~~~~~
The horror! Oh the horror! It was terrible!
Ryou's mouth dropped, this was too much! Victoria's Secret was the last place he EVER wanted to be.
Malik smiled, staring around the white and silver décor of the underwear empire. Racks of bras from ranging from every style and size, nightgowns with pink, red, electric blue and whatever colors you could think of! Manikins that were on display showed off their latest trends, one in particular: A bra with angel wings and matching panties???
Ryou was on the verge of pained tears.
"We've struck gold." Malik declared dragging his fellow "cross dresser" to one particular display called "Harp Strings".
"There's one thing my sister told me that I could never understand, but I am beginning to." He said while eyeing the merchandise. "She said, and I quote: "A woman should at least have one thong in their entire wardrobe." And I believe it is time we got our own, dearest Ryou." He stopped at one rack, picking up a small piece of folded frilly black fabric. He placed it in Ryou's hand.
The albino looked at it oddly, unsure what to make of it. "A napkin???"
Malik sweatdropped, his left eye twitching. He coughed and regained posture. "AHEM. Unfold it and reveal thy treasures!" he said dramatically.
Ryou blinked, staring at his friend, but did what he was told. "What in the name of all that is holy is this???" he nearly exclaimed, holding up the fabric by a pinch. To him, it looked like two rubber bands tied together by black frills.
"That," Malik said, taking the "rubber bands" and holding it up properly. "Is a thong."
"Thong???"
"Yes."
Ryou still looked confused. "What do you do with it? Wear it on your head???"
Malik sighed. "You can be quite the dunce, Ryou. It's basically a G- string."
"A what?"
"G-string, crack-rest, butt floss, does that ring a bell?"
The albino blinked innocently.
"Are you *that* untainted?!" Malik exclaimed staring at his fellow teen in wonder. He sighed, exasperated. "C'mere." He whispered in Ryou's ear.
With every word Ryou's eyes seemed to get wider and wider and cheeks getting redder and redder....
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!" Ryou screeched, a couple of costumers staring at the odd pair in Goth clothing. "There is no *way*, no way at *all* am I wearing that-that-that rubber band!" he lowered his voice into a whisper, eyeing all the stares the two were getting.
"Well, I'm afraid you have no choice." Malik scowled. "Do you want more people staring up your skirt??? Those dudes we met at Hot Topic said it so loudly, all the perverts in the mall heard it." He indicated a fat man near the exit of the shop they were currently in, licking his lips and looking at Ryou as though he were lunch.
Ryou gulped and shuddered. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww..... but why couldn't I just have gotten regular panties?"
"You're wearing something super tight and cut REALLY low. Panties would just peek though even if you managed to cover it completely. Thongs are easier to hide." Malik said while picking out one for himself.
"Malik, out of curiosity, how do you know all this?" Ryou asked timidly.
"Hm? Oh, having a sister is rather convenient. Especially when she uses Rishid and I as her modeling subjects. ANYWAY," Malik pressed before more questions were asked. "We got more to do, we can't just hang around here all day. Pick a thong and a few bras, I don't think you want to wear the same one year round."
After a few more arguments about women under garments and trying to keep Malik away from the "Angel Wing" display (the one with the winged bra and panties), they bought their items and headed out. But not without a few problems at the exit....
"Hey there, ya morsel." The fat man, who had a strong Scottish accent, graced Ryou with a nice slap on the ass.
"EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!" Ryou jumped, whipping around. He backed away considerably.
"Oh, you look like a babeh." The fat man licked his lips, drooling considerably. (A/N: Guess who.....)
"M-Malik!" Ryou squeaked hiding behind his friend. Malik glared at the fat man.
"I just wanna eatcha!" the fat man "flirted".
Malik's eyes widened in horror and shuddered in disgust. "Gross!"
"Get in my belleh!" by now the two-ton fat guy was doing some sort of scary fat man dance.
"Let's go, I'm scared!" Ryou tugged on Malik's arm, desperate to get away from the Scottish scary fat man.
"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs...." The fat man drooled.
"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" They both backed away. "NASTY!"
"Chili's baby back ribs!" the fat man made a move to chase them.
"RUN!" and they made a break for it, running to the far end of the mall, which happened to be Sears. They ran into the shoe section, dropping their bags as they sunk to the floor.
"So..nasty...ugh.." Malik panted.
"Malik... I don't.. I don't think I wanna do this anymore.." Ryou panted as well, wiping the sweat from his face.
"What?" Malik managed to regain his breath. "Why?"
"It's just too frightening, being a girl." Ryou got his breathing back to normal as well. "People staring up your skirt, perverts, and scary Scottish fat men..." He sighed. "It's too hard."
"That I agree with, but we can't give up yet." Malik said, staring at him with determined eyes.
"Give me one good reason why we should keep going?"
"Don't look at me for inspiration." Malik grinned.
Ryou looked at him with questionably, "What do you mean?"
"Look." The blonde nodded, staring over his friend's shoulder.
The albino turned his head. He gasped, blushing.
There he stood, Bakura, in all his sexy glory (and looking rather bored).
"Is that him?" Malik asked.
Ryou nodded, eyes glazed over in a small fantasy.
"Do you want to give that up?"
He shook his head. "No."
"Inspired?" Malik smiled.
Ryou smiled back. "Yes."
"Than let's finish this."
~~~~
With those final words, this ends Malik's plans. Joey's three-part plans begin in about....... 10 reviews. ^-~
-_- I would've made it longer, but my sister needs to do her "homework". *snort* Bull shit. OW! She hit me!!!
Well, see you soon. ^-^
~Mavelus